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Interviews Season 3
by:
Kile Terro
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*Sweet merciful terry cloths! It's The Spirit Show with Kile Terro!*

Kile is sitting at his desk

Kile: Hello! I'm back! Bet you thought you finally got rid of me, eh?

animemaster: Okay, ragnarock, put the party favors away...

ragnarock blows into a noisemaker

Tenchey: Just when you thought you were rid of us........

*We return.......*

Kile: With more stupidity than regulated by the Surgeon General.

*Tell 'em what's changed, Dumbass!*

Kile: Daft Punk no longer works here......and that's about it.

Vicious: .......What about me?!

Kile: Oh, yeah, welcome the turben wearing Bidi (Babidi is a Bidi), Vicious...

Vicious: GIVE ME SPAM, DAMMIT!!!

Kile: Who is addicted to spam.....

*Tell them why you're back.*

Kile: Kalabora, here, threatened to bring me back to life.

*I learned meh white magic!!!*

Kile: So..........I'm back. I just hope I can remember how to be funny.

Kile shoots animemaster in the leg with a rifle

animemaster: WHAT THE F^CK WAS THAT FOR?????!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vicious: Spamto!

Kile: Was it funny?

animemaster: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!

animemaster chases Kile around his desk before collapsing with pain

Hojo carries him out on a stretcher

Hojo: SHAKALALAPOOOOOOOONTA!!!!!!!!!!!

Hojo has left

Kile: ...........What the hell was that???

ragnarock: Hell if I know.

*Here comes our first guest! Please welcome Locke Cole from Final Fantasy III/VI!*

Locke sits next to Kile's desk

Kile: Hey, Locke. What's up?

Locke: How the hell did I get out of that cartridge and CD?

Kile: Beats me.

Kile is hit by a stick

The culprit runs out of view before he sees them, all he saw was black and blood red

Kile: .............Er..........anyway. How do you feel after fighting Kefka?

Locke: .........I think I need a pacemaker.

Kile: Go to the back room and Tenchey'll put one in.

Locke: Thanks!

Vicious: First room in the back.

He gets up and goes to the back room

*Up next is.....Vincent Valentine from Final Fantasy VII!!*

Vincent sits next to Kile's desk

Kile: Yo, Vincent! After reading a website I had discovered your true age...........

Vincent: ???

Kile: 48!!!!!!!!

Vincent: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You found out!!

Kile: Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh.......And.........you are Sephy's Daddy!!

Vincent grasps at his heart and falls over

Kile: .......................Oh, shit.

Vicious: Nice going, Dumbass!

Hojo returns

Hojo: .........You found out, huh?

Vicious: What? That Kile's a dumbass? We've known that for quite a while.

Hojo: .......I will have to get rid of you. I will be back!

Hojo runs away

Kile: Cuckoo.................

*Welcome our LIVING guest, Chi Chi from DragonBall Z!*

Chi Chi sits next to Kile's desk

Kile: Hello, Chi Chi, welcome to the show.

Chi Chi: Hello, Kile. GET ON WITH THE DAMN INTERVIEW!!!!!

Kile shrugs

Kile: Are you aware your name refers to the breast in Japanese?

Chi Chi: Yeah! Wanna make something of it?!

Kile: .......................................................Why did you choose Goku from all others?

Chi Chi: File that under "Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time."

Tenchey looks out a window

Tenchey: Kile..........We have a situation.

Kile: Yeah, she didn't notice Vincent's seemingly dead body.

Tenchey: No. Not that.

ragnarock looks out the same window

ragnarock: Is that what I think that is???

A giant ham sandwich busts through the wall

Kile: Son of a.......

Vicious: AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! IT'S SECOND GRADE LUNCH ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!

Vicious runs and hides under Kile's desk

Hojo is riding on top of it

Hojo: Sunday Bloody Tuesday!

The sandwich eats Kile and walks away

AN HOUR LATER

Vincent wakes up

Vincent: Oh, shit....what a hangover.......What happened?

Tenchey: Kile was eaten by a ham sandwich.

Vincent: ........Did I hear you right??? HE was EATEN BY a ham sandwich???

ragnarock: Yep.

Silence

ALL: Cool.

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STAFF ROOM

Tenchey: What're we gonna do?

ragnarock: Like I would know?

animemaster: I'll get him. HE SHOT ME!!!!

Kalabora: Short but funny.

Mac: I am back as well.

Tenchey: Whoop-da-diddly-dee.

Vicious: ..........Got nothing....Mac?

Mac: RAKAKIKIKIKIKIKIKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The End
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