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Interviews Season 3
by:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to the Spirit Show......with.........uh...them!!*
animemaster: .....What in the HELL are we gonna do now?????????
ragnarock: What would Kile do?
Tenchy: Look!
The telli has news on the sandwich
Announcer: The Ham Sandwich is ravaging Spirit World! Where is the Legendary Warrior Kile when he's needed???? Damn that mofo monkey!!!!!! I'm gonna lose my job over this shit! F*** him!
He packs his suitcase and runs off as the screen shows a Sandwich wearing Kile's vest along with his monkey tail destroying cities
*Well.............................*
Silence
*That's......a little obvious.*
Tenchy: ....I better get to interviewing.....
*Please welcome....Ryo-Ohki, Kile's new kitten*
A Bob Tail Manx kitten runs to the chair and sits down
Tenchy: .............................
Looks back at animemaster who shrugs
Tenchy: .............................
Looks at ragnarock who makes love to a Ryoko pic
Tenchy: .........................................You.................SICK LITTLE MONKEY!!!!
*Tosses a brick at ragnarock*
ragnarock: DY-NO-MIIIIIIIIIITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tenchy: What is up....Kile's kittay?!
Ryo-Ohki: ............................Myao..............
Audience: *Ahem*........HOW IN THE F***IN' HELL DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT MOFO MONKEY'S CAT???!!!
Tenchy: RakikikikikikikikikikiKIKIKIKIKIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: What the f***?!
*Tosses a brick at the audience and Ryo-Ohki runs off*
MEANWHILE...................................
Hamile Sandwich destroys cities
Hamile: Because I got Kile......because I got Kile........because I got Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiile........I'm so f***in' powerful.
BACK AT THE SET
animemaster: Okay.........Hamile Sandwich is strong because he ate Kile......and is a complete jackass...because he ate Kile.
Vicious: .......Would you like some sausage?
ragnarock: YOU SHUT THE F*** UP!!!
Vicious: .......Can I eat my pants?
Vicious eats his pants
ragnarock: Stay quiet dan........
Tenchy: Who be Dan?
ragnarock: No, dat be deh lazy way to say "then."
Tenchy: What's a dat?
ragnarock: ...........Shut up.
God of the Mind by Disturbed plays as a shadowy figure walks the street of a destroyed village
He jumps from building to building
BACK TO PLOT
animemaster: What just happened here???
Tenchy: Foreshadowing.
rangarock: BIATCH!!!
animemaster hits ragnarock
Vicious whacks off in the background
Vicious: YESH TIFA!!!! YARHARHARHARHAR!!!!!!
animemaster: ......What is WRONG with him?!
*Here's our next guest Domon Kasshu!*
Domon sits
Tenchy: What is up....my knicka?
Domon: .....Isn't that supposed to be nig--.
Tenchy: You want Kile banned?
Domon: No............
Vicious: The spam inside is fading.....this spam's gone way to fa-a-ar......all this time I've been spamming and OH I cannot c*m anymore......Go Tifa!!
Tenchy: ??? What's THAT mean?
Vicious: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG..................MY KNICKA!!!!
Tenchy: ......Onward!
*Here's our last Goddarnshootmafo...licka....noodlenose.....oh, screw it. It's Sasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasami!!!!!!!!!!*
animemaster: Don't she know that that mofo monkay be gone?
Sasami appears with numerous Middle Eastern nukes
ragnarock: Can I eat one?
Sasami: Let's kick some wheat bread ass!!!
Tenchy: We're in the middle of a show..kinda......
Pervert in audience: Take it off!!!
Sasami aims a nuke at him............then procedes to declothe herself
Tenchy: PUT IN ON!!!
Sasami confusedly redresses herself
Pervert: TAKE IT OFF, TAKE IT OFF!!!!
She aims a nuke at him again
Pervert: Nevermind!!! Nevermind! Keep it on! Keep it on!
He runs away like a little girl
Pervert: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BACK WITH KILE
Kile is inside the sandwich powering it against his will
Kile (Tiredly): .....Ugh............
His body glows white as he nears disintegration
He remembers his life
???: Bastard!!!
???: BITCH!!!
???: MOFO MONKAY!!!!
Kile: ....No....no.....they....won't win...........I WON'T DIE LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile's energy explodes
Hamile blows up releasing Kile
Kile flies off
Ham sandwich parts fly near him and reabsorbs him
Kile: DAMN COWBURGERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DID IT ALL FOR THE KNICKA!!!!!!
Announcer on telli: Kile tried to escape but was reabsorbed! Peace out, my knicka!
Vicious: Shit, man......
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STAFF ROOM
Kalabora: I smell the end.
Tenchy: I smell trouble.
animemaster: I smell destruction.
ragnarock: I smell blood.
Vicious: I smell spam.
Mac: And I smell young girl!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!1 RAKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ANOUNCER: This has been another episode of "Pretty Sammy!" the perverted Sasami spoof!
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The End
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Interviews Season 3
by:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to the Spirit Show......with.........uh...them!!*
animemaster: .....What in the HELL are we gonna do now?????????
ragnarock: What would Kile do?
Tenchy: Look!
The telli has news on the sandwich
Announcer: The Ham Sandwich is ravaging Spirit World! Where is the Legendary Warrior Kile when he's needed???? Damn that mofo monkey!!!!!! I'm gonna lose my job over this shit! F*** him!
He packs his suitcase and runs off as the screen shows a Sandwich wearing Kile's vest along with his monkey tail destroying cities
*Well.............................*
Silence
*That's......a little obvious.*
Tenchy: ....I better get to interviewing.....
*Please welcome....Ryo-Ohki, Kile's new kitten*
A Bob Tail Manx kitten runs to the chair and sits down
Tenchy: .............................
Looks back at animemaster who shrugs
Tenchy: .............................
Looks at ragnarock who makes love to a Ryoko pic
Tenchy: .........................................You.................SICK LITTLE MONKEY!!!!
*Tosses a brick at ragnarock*
ragnarock: DY-NO-MIIIIIIIIIITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tenchy: What is up....Kile's kittay?!
Ryo-Ohki: ............................Myao..............
Audience: *Ahem*........HOW IN THE F***IN' HELL DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT MOFO MONKEY'S CAT???!!!
Tenchy: RakikikikikikikikikikiKIKIKIKIKIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: What the f***?!
*Tosses a brick at the audience and Ryo-Ohki runs off*
MEANWHILE...................................
Hamile Sandwich destroys cities
Hamile: Because I got Kile......because I got Kile........because I got Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiile........I'm so f***in' powerful.
BACK AT THE SET
animemaster: Okay.........Hamile Sandwich is strong because he ate Kile......and is a complete jackass...because he ate Kile.
Vicious: .......Would you like some sausage?
ragnarock: YOU SHUT THE F*** UP!!!
Vicious: .......Can I eat my pants?
Vicious eats his pants
ragnarock: Stay quiet dan........
Tenchy: Who be Dan?
ragnarock: No, dat be deh lazy way to say "then."
Tenchy: What's a dat?
ragnarock: ...........Shut up.
God of the Mind by Disturbed plays as a shadowy figure walks the street of a destroyed village
He jumps from building to building
BACK TO PLOT
animemaster: What just happened here???
Tenchy: Foreshadowing.
rangarock: BIATCH!!!
animemaster hits ragnarock
Vicious whacks off in the background
Vicious: YESH TIFA!!!! YARHARHARHARHAR!!!!!!
animemaster: ......What is WRONG with him?!
*Here's our next guest Domon Kasshu!*
Domon sits
Tenchy: What is up....my knicka?
Domon: .....Isn't that supposed to be nig--.
Tenchy: You want Kile banned?
Domon: No............
Vicious: The spam inside is fading.....this spam's gone way to fa-a-ar......all this time I've been spamming and OH I cannot c*m anymore......Go Tifa!!
Tenchy: ??? What's THAT mean?
Vicious: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG..................MY KNICKA!!!!
Tenchy: ......Onward!
*Here's our last Goddarnshootmafo...licka....noodlenose.....oh, screw it. It's Sasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasami!!!!!!!!!!*
animemaster: Don't she know that that mofo monkay be gone?
Sasami appears with numerous Middle Eastern nukes
ragnarock: Can I eat one?
Sasami: Let's kick some wheat bread ass!!!
Tenchy: We're in the middle of a show..kinda......
Pervert in audience: Take it off!!!
Sasami aims a nuke at him............then procedes to declothe herself
Tenchy: PUT IN ON!!!
Sasami confusedly redresses herself
Pervert: TAKE IT OFF, TAKE IT OFF!!!!
She aims a nuke at him again
Pervert: Nevermind!!! Nevermind! Keep it on! Keep it on!
He runs away like a little girl
Pervert: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BACK WITH KILE
Kile is inside the sandwich powering it against his will
Kile (Tiredly): .....Ugh............
His body glows white as he nears disintegration
He remembers his life
???: Bastard!!!
???: BITCH!!!
???: MOFO MONKAY!!!!
Kile: ....No....no.....they....won't win...........I WON'T DIE LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile's energy explodes
Hamile blows up releasing Kile
Kile flies off
Ham sandwich parts fly near him and reabsorbs him
Kile: DAMN COWBURGERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DID IT ALL FOR THE KNICKA!!!!!!
Announcer on telli: Kile tried to escape but was reabsorbed! Peace out, my knicka!
Vicious: Shit, man......
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STAFF ROOM
Kalabora: I smell the end.
Tenchy: I smell trouble.
animemaster: I smell destruction.
ragnarock: I smell blood.
Vicious: I smell spam.
Mac: And I smell young girl!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!1 RAKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ANOUNCER: This has been another episode of "Pretty Sammy!" the perverted Sasami spoof!
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The End
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