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Interviews Season 3
by:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to our last line of defense!*
The Interviews cast appear at Hinata Hot Springs
animemaster: Are we fighting Tama?
Tenchy: Mecha Tama?
ragnarock: Mecha Vicious?
Vicious: Thuck meh balths!
Vicious flies off
Mac appears out of nowhere wearing military fatigues
animemaster: General Mac!
All salute
Tenchy: Hamile is getting closer to the Hot Spri--VICIOUS, QUIT SCARING SHINOBU!!!
Vicious stops and Shinobu runs away crying in fear
animemaster: Where's Kile when he's neede--Hey, where's Kalabora??
ragnarock: Over there.
ragnarock points over to where Kalabora and Hamile are playing patty cake
Kalabora: Patty cake, patty cake, baker's--
Hamile eats Kalabora
All: ..........................
Mac throws down his helmet and stomps on it, as only a cat can
Mac: Son of a bit--
Taron: We interrupt this curse to notify that there are two new cast members, myself, and Flare.
Flare: Eeep!! Luck of the Irish!
Mac: --ch!
All shrug
Mac: Oh, well, back to the set.
*Would you like some..............sausage???? T'is I, Vicious! And dis beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...................hey, what the f*** is this?*
Tenchy: Interviews....
*Interviews! Shooooooobiscuit-yah!!!*
Vicious pulls the trigger of a firearm while hooting
Vicious: HOOT, HOOT, HOOT, HOOT..............HOOT..........!!!
Tenchy: Today we ha--
Vicious: --HOOT!!
Tenchy: Ryo-Ohki................again.
Taron: WHOOO!!!!!!!!! Yeah! Go Ryo!!
Ryo-Ohki (My kitten, not the character): Myao?
Ryo-Ohki jumps Vicious, scratches him up, and then runs off myaoing
Vicious: F***in' cat.......................
ragnarock: Shouldn't we be paying attention to the ham sandwich with a Kile vest and monkey tail and Kalabora hair and sword?
All: ..........................Naaaahhh....................
INSIDE KALAHAM
Kile: Okay, Dueces wild.......
Kalabora: Just shut up and cut the cards.
Kile takes out a knife and slices the cards up
Kalabora: ......Duz it have any orgas--
Taron: We interupt this word to bring you.........................Fairy-girl Flare!
Flare turns into a fairy (Personally, I spell it "Faeri") and hides in Taron's shirt
Taron: Back to Kalabora's rants!
Kalabora: --ms?
Kile: ??? Does what?
Kalabora: Nothin'......................................................
BACK AT THE SET
Vicious: *Deep breath* MORE SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A dumptruck of spam lets its cargo of spam off on him
Tenchy: Uh........next guest is.....Kentaro Sakata Of Love Hina!
Kentaro sits down
Tenchy: Kentaro, Keitaro, Kile Terro, Kai Terro, Kaitaro..................
Vicious: MORE SPA--Red ferari.............
Tenchy: So, Kentaro, what is your favorite quote from Love Hina?
Kentaro: "Dining on a live turtle while bathing.....how chic." I said that when I found Keitaro with Tama half in his mouth in his barrell. I still don't know where Narusegawa went.
All: .................................
Vicious (Singing to the tune of Linkin Park's "Crawling"): font color = red SCCCCCCRRRRRRRREWING WITH HTML TAGS..................SPAM IS SO DAMN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD......... /font
ragnarock: That even work?
animemaster shrugs
Tenchy: Why are your and Keitaro's names so similar?
Kentaro: We are twins, you see....I was adopted by a wealthy Japanese family......Keitaro by the Lizard people of the South.
All: ..................
Vicious: You are SO f***ed up.
Kentaro: I dunno WHY our names are similar.......
Vicious: Rerererererererererererererererered ferari.............................................
Kentaro: Now I must leave.......Haruka-san said she'd spank me if I did not return.
Kentaro runs away back to the Hinata Tea House
Tenchy: He don't wanna be spa--
Taron: Interrupting now for..............no damn good reason.
Tenchy: --nked?
BACK AT THE HINATA HOT SPRINGS
Mac: Motoko will save us!
Motoko: Save a cat? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mac: Wouldddddddddddddd yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuo like sommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmme--sausage?????
BACK AT THE SET
Tenchy: Let's get the last guest out here.........
INSIDE KALAHAM
Kile: Took an hour to write.....thought it'd take an hour to read.........
BACK AT THE SET......AGAIN
Flare: IRISH LUCK, IRISH LUCK, I'M A FAIRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY......................
Flare turns into a fairy and flies down Kalaham's throat
All: ......
A slime from Dragon Warrior is the next guest
Tenchy: .......ragnarock.....if I could fire you I would.
ragnarock: Hey, I got tenure.
Tenchy: Wanna fetch the stick???
Tenchy tosses a stick and the slime AND ragnarock go after it
Kalaham tears the roof off the studio
Tenchy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
INSIDE KALAHAM
Kile: Flare, get out of my shirt!! Don't lick there!!
BACK AT THE ROOFLESS SET
???: I will save you! HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The dark shadowy figure from Ch2, appears
???: I am Slash! Bi-Sexual Bringer............OF PUDDING!!!!!!!!!
Kalaham eats him
Slash (From Kalaham's stomach): F***.
Taron: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Taron falls over laughing his ass off
Taron: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vicious: I feel so good, now feel my bum!!!
Kalaham eats Vicious
Vicious (From Kalaham's stomach): My pants!!!!!!!! I've wetted them!
Tenchy: NOT VICIOUS, TOO!!!!!!!
ragnarock returns with the stick in his mouth
raganarock: I 'ot i'.
Kalaham eats ragnarock
ragnarock (From Kalaham's stomach): I 'ill 'ot i'.
Tenchy: They're all being absorbed around me!!!
Sasami appears with nukes
Sasami: FI-YA!!!!!!!
Sasami fires
Kalaham is unnaffected
He transforms to........Supa Ham Spam!
He is now humanoid and has Kile's vest, Kalabora's hair, Slash's bad luck, and Vicious' turben and mouth......................God help them.....
Supa Ham Spam: What is up, my knicka????!!!!
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STAFF ROOM
Tenchy: .......They're gone..........
animemaster: .......At least I get more food from the snack bar behind the curtain.
Sasami: Looky!
???: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh!!!!
Tenchy: Motoko??? Quit screwin' that cat!
Mac: You stay outta this!!
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The End
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Interviews Season 3
by:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to our last line of defense!*
The Interviews cast appear at Hinata Hot Springs
animemaster: Are we fighting Tama?
Tenchy: Mecha Tama?
ragnarock: Mecha Vicious?
Vicious: Thuck meh balths!
Vicious flies off
Mac appears out of nowhere wearing military fatigues
animemaster: General Mac!
All salute
Tenchy: Hamile is getting closer to the Hot Spri--VICIOUS, QUIT SCARING SHINOBU!!!
Vicious stops and Shinobu runs away crying in fear
animemaster: Where's Kile when he's neede--Hey, where's Kalabora??
ragnarock: Over there.
ragnarock points over to where Kalabora and Hamile are playing patty cake
Kalabora: Patty cake, patty cake, baker's--
Hamile eats Kalabora
All: ..........................
Mac throws down his helmet and stomps on it, as only a cat can
Mac: Son of a bit--
Taron: We interrupt this curse to notify that there are two new cast members, myself, and Flare.
Flare: Eeep!! Luck of the Irish!
Mac: --ch!
All shrug
Mac: Oh, well, back to the set.
*Would you like some..............sausage???? T'is I, Vicious! And dis beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...................hey, what the f*** is this?*
Tenchy: Interviews....
*Interviews! Shooooooobiscuit-yah!!!*
Vicious pulls the trigger of a firearm while hooting
Vicious: HOOT, HOOT, HOOT, HOOT..............HOOT..........!!!
Tenchy: Today we ha--
Vicious: --HOOT!!
Tenchy: Ryo-Ohki................again.
Taron: WHOOO!!!!!!!!! Yeah! Go Ryo!!
Ryo-Ohki (My kitten, not the character): Myao?
Ryo-Ohki jumps Vicious, scratches him up, and then runs off myaoing
Vicious: F***in' cat.......................
ragnarock: Shouldn't we be paying attention to the ham sandwich with a Kile vest and monkey tail and Kalabora hair and sword?
All: ..........................Naaaahhh....................
INSIDE KALAHAM
Kile: Okay, Dueces wild.......
Kalabora: Just shut up and cut the cards.
Kile takes out a knife and slices the cards up
Kalabora: ......Duz it have any orgas--
Taron: We interupt this word to bring you.........................Fairy-girl Flare!
Flare turns into a fairy (Personally, I spell it "Faeri") and hides in Taron's shirt
Taron: Back to Kalabora's rants!
Kalabora: --ms?
Kile: ??? Does what?
Kalabora: Nothin'......................................................
BACK AT THE SET
Vicious: *Deep breath* MORE SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A dumptruck of spam lets its cargo of spam off on him
Tenchy: Uh........next guest is.....Kentaro Sakata Of Love Hina!
Kentaro sits down
Tenchy: Kentaro, Keitaro, Kile Terro, Kai Terro, Kaitaro..................
Vicious: MORE SPA--Red ferari.............
Tenchy: So, Kentaro, what is your favorite quote from Love Hina?
Kentaro: "Dining on a live turtle while bathing.....how chic." I said that when I found Keitaro with Tama half in his mouth in his barrell. I still don't know where Narusegawa went.
All: .................................
Vicious (Singing to the tune of Linkin Park's "Crawling"): font color = red SCCCCCCRRRRRRRREWING WITH HTML TAGS..................SPAM IS SO DAMN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD......... /font
ragnarock: That even work?
animemaster shrugs
Tenchy: Why are your and Keitaro's names so similar?
Kentaro: We are twins, you see....I was adopted by a wealthy Japanese family......Keitaro by the Lizard people of the South.
All: ..................
Vicious: You are SO f***ed up.
Kentaro: I dunno WHY our names are similar.......
Vicious: Rerererererererererererererererered ferari.............................................
Kentaro: Now I must leave.......Haruka-san said she'd spank me if I did not return.
Kentaro runs away back to the Hinata Tea House
Tenchy: He don't wanna be spa--
Taron: Interrupting now for..............no damn good reason.
Tenchy: --nked?
BACK AT THE HINATA HOT SPRINGS
Mac: Motoko will save us!
Motoko: Save a cat? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mac: Wouldddddddddddddd yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuo like sommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmme--sausage?????
BACK AT THE SET
Tenchy: Let's get the last guest out here.........
INSIDE KALAHAM
Kile: Took an hour to write.....thought it'd take an hour to read.........
BACK AT THE SET......AGAIN
Flare: IRISH LUCK, IRISH LUCK, I'M A FAIRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY......................
Flare turns into a fairy and flies down Kalaham's throat
All: ......
A slime from Dragon Warrior is the next guest
Tenchy: .......ragnarock.....if I could fire you I would.
ragnarock: Hey, I got tenure.
Tenchy: Wanna fetch the stick???
Tenchy tosses a stick and the slime AND ragnarock go after it
Kalaham tears the roof off the studio
Tenchy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
INSIDE KALAHAM
Kile: Flare, get out of my shirt!! Don't lick there!!
BACK AT THE ROOFLESS SET
???: I will save you! HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The dark shadowy figure from Ch2, appears
???: I am Slash! Bi-Sexual Bringer............OF PUDDING!!!!!!!!!
Kalaham eats him
Slash (From Kalaham's stomach): F***.
Taron: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Taron falls over laughing his ass off
Taron: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vicious: I feel so good, now feel my bum!!!
Kalaham eats Vicious
Vicious (From Kalaham's stomach): My pants!!!!!!!! I've wetted them!
Tenchy: NOT VICIOUS, TOO!!!!!!!
ragnarock returns with the stick in his mouth
raganarock: I 'ot i'.
Kalaham eats ragnarock
ragnarock (From Kalaham's stomach): I 'ill 'ot i'.
Tenchy: They're all being absorbed around me!!!
Sasami appears with nukes
Sasami: FI-YA!!!!!!!
Sasami fires
Kalaham is unnaffected
He transforms to........Supa Ham Spam!
He is now humanoid and has Kile's vest, Kalabora's hair, Slash's bad luck, and Vicious' turben and mouth......................God help them.....
Supa Ham Spam: What is up, my knicka????!!!!
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STAFF ROOM
Tenchy: .......They're gone..........
animemaster: .......At least I get more food from the snack bar behind the curtain.
Sasami: Looky!
???: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh!!!!
Tenchy: Motoko??? Quit screwin' that cat!
Mac: You stay outta this!!
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The End
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