_________________________________________________________________________________________________Interviews Season 3
by:
Kile Terro
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*The intro to Outlaw Star plays*
Flare flies out of his throat
Supa Ham Spam is blowing up buildings in Spirit World
Queza fires nukes at him
Queza: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFECKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Queza is eaten
Tenchy: This isn't looking good......
animemaster: Hm.....................the only person I can think of who can beat this sandwich is inside him so what I am saying right now is worthless jibba jabba.
Taron: Um, we're still rolling.
Fairy Flare is chasing Mac with a hammer screaming things in Irish
Tenchy: Here comes Ranma!
Ranma sits down
Ranma: H-hey, g-guys.
Tenchy: You're out in this mess??
Ranma: Y-yeah....
Tenchy: I read somewhere that your name means shrew. Is this irony?
Ranma cries
Ranma: I don't knooooooooooooooooooow.......I'm just a scared ikkle boooooooooooooy..........
Ranma is eaten
Tenchy: ..........
animemaster: Goddammit!!
Mac: If you people wanna kill him, you have to--
Mac is hit by falling debris and is knocked out
animemaster: Goddammit!!
Supa Ham Spam falls into a clinic and starts flailing and screaming using Kile's voice
Supa Ham Spam: NEEDLES!!!!!!!! I HATE NEEDLES!!!!!!!! GET 'EM OFFA MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
animemaster: That's it! Taron! Go downstairs and get some needles! Kile HATES needles! It'll scare him out of the leech and he'll fight him!
Taron goes downstairs
Goku Instant Transmissions to the chair
Tenchy: Goku! We need your help!
Goku looks at Supa Ham Spam
Supa Ham Spam is playing "Through the Night" the intro to Outlaw Star on a tiny piano
Goku: Can't.
Tenchy: Why not???
Goku: Akira hasn't signed a contract with this guy yet.
Goku ITs out
animemaster: I'm tired, I'm hungry, I'm stoned.
animemaster sniffs a marker
animemaster: Oh, yeahhhhh.......................
Taron comes back with a box of needles
Taron: Got 'em.
Taron puts a needle between his fingers, eight needles in all
He jumps at Supa Ham Spam slashing at him
Every cut is regenerated
Taron gets eaten
Tenchy: So much for that.
animemaster: Shit.
Yoda with a bong wearing a thong walks in
Yoda: May deh forks be wit ya.
Lenny from uThe Simpsons/u appears
Lenny: Dental Plan!
Supa Ham Spam eats them too
Tenchy and animemaster: What was that????
They run to the Staff Room
Mac: WAZZAP????????????
Flare: Where is Taron???
Tenchy: He's been eaten.
Flare: NNNNnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She runs out and is eaten
Mac: Saw this ending coming a MILE away.
Shinobu appears out of nowhere
Shinobu: H.....hello......
Tenchy: ...Love Hina's Shinobu!
Shinobu grabs a gun
animemaster: What the hell???
She fires at them
Shinobu hoots and jumps out a window
Mac: Guess the sandwich got to her.......
INSIDE SUPA HAM SPAM
The absorbed are wrapped up in tentacles
Taron's hand finally lets go of a needle and it hits Kile in the face
Kile wakes up slowly
Kile: Huh? Wha? ..............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A NEEDLE!!!!!!!!
Kile rips himself from the tenctacles and out the sandwich
Kile: Time to finish him off!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile grabs the Gunnister from a rip in Space/Time
Kile: Number 8!!!!!!!!!!
Kile fires a number 8 energy shell blowing up the sandwich leaving nothing
Kile: Hey! I killed him! Yeah.
animemaster: One problem Kile......
Kile: What?
Tenchy: You killed Taron, Vicious, Lenny, Kalabora, ragnarock, Slash, and others.
Kile: Sweet!
A hole pops up in the ground
Devil wearing fleece jacket appears
Devil: Isn't it bad enough without them??
Vicious holds up Mentos
Announcer: Mentos: The Freshmaker
Everyone does the peace sign
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STAFF ROOM
Kile: What in the name of Starburst was with the Mentos???
animemaster: No idea.
Tenchy: I like jerky!!!
ragnarock: I wanna jerk.....y!
Sasami: Kile be baaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!
Kile: Kile be running.........
Kile runs off with Sasami in close pursuit
Taron: All well that ends well.
Flare: And as well that this ends.......
Vicious pops a pill
Vicious: SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBISCUITYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mac: You shut the f*** up!!!!!!!
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MEANWHILE IN HELL
Kalabora: Hello? Guys? ......................Can I come home now?
_________________________________________________________________________________________________THE END
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by:
Kile Terro
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*The intro to Outlaw Star plays*
Flare flies out of his throat
Supa Ham Spam is blowing up buildings in Spirit World
Queza fires nukes at him
Queza: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFECKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Queza is eaten
Tenchy: This isn't looking good......
animemaster: Hm.....................the only person I can think of who can beat this sandwich is inside him so what I am saying right now is worthless jibba jabba.
Taron: Um, we're still rolling.
Fairy Flare is chasing Mac with a hammer screaming things in Irish
Tenchy: Here comes Ranma!
Ranma sits down
Ranma: H-hey, g-guys.
Tenchy: You're out in this mess??
Ranma: Y-yeah....
Tenchy: I read somewhere that your name means shrew. Is this irony?
Ranma cries
Ranma: I don't knooooooooooooooooooow.......I'm just a scared ikkle boooooooooooooy..........
Ranma is eaten
Tenchy: ..........
animemaster: Goddammit!!
Mac: If you people wanna kill him, you have to--
Mac is hit by falling debris and is knocked out
animemaster: Goddammit!!
Supa Ham Spam falls into a clinic and starts flailing and screaming using Kile's voice
Supa Ham Spam: NEEDLES!!!!!!!! I HATE NEEDLES!!!!!!!! GET 'EM OFFA MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
animemaster: That's it! Taron! Go downstairs and get some needles! Kile HATES needles! It'll scare him out of the leech and he'll fight him!
Taron goes downstairs
Goku Instant Transmissions to the chair
Tenchy: Goku! We need your help!
Goku looks at Supa Ham Spam
Supa Ham Spam is playing "Through the Night" the intro to Outlaw Star on a tiny piano
Goku: Can't.
Tenchy: Why not???
Goku: Akira hasn't signed a contract with this guy yet.
Goku ITs out
animemaster: I'm tired, I'm hungry, I'm stoned.
animemaster sniffs a marker
animemaster: Oh, yeahhhhh.......................
Taron comes back with a box of needles
Taron: Got 'em.
Taron puts a needle between his fingers, eight needles in all
He jumps at Supa Ham Spam slashing at him
Every cut is regenerated
Taron gets eaten
Tenchy: So much for that.
animemaster: Shit.
Yoda with a bong wearing a thong walks in
Yoda: May deh forks be wit ya.
Lenny from uThe Simpsons/u appears
Lenny: Dental Plan!
Supa Ham Spam eats them too
Tenchy and animemaster: What was that????
They run to the Staff Room
Mac: WAZZAP????????????
Flare: Where is Taron???
Tenchy: He's been eaten.
Flare: NNNNnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She runs out and is eaten
Mac: Saw this ending coming a MILE away.
Shinobu appears out of nowhere
Shinobu: H.....hello......
Tenchy: ...Love Hina's Shinobu!
Shinobu grabs a gun
animemaster: What the hell???
She fires at them
Shinobu hoots and jumps out a window
Mac: Guess the sandwich got to her.......
INSIDE SUPA HAM SPAM
The absorbed are wrapped up in tentacles
Taron's hand finally lets go of a needle and it hits Kile in the face
Kile wakes up slowly
Kile: Huh? Wha? ..............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A NEEDLE!!!!!!!!
Kile rips himself from the tenctacles and out the sandwich
Kile: Time to finish him off!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile grabs the Gunnister from a rip in Space/Time
Kile: Number 8!!!!!!!!!!
Kile fires a number 8 energy shell blowing up the sandwich leaving nothing
Kile: Hey! I killed him! Yeah.
animemaster: One problem Kile......
Kile: What?
Tenchy: You killed Taron, Vicious, Lenny, Kalabora, ragnarock, Slash, and others.
Kile: Sweet!
A hole pops up in the ground
Devil wearing fleece jacket appears
Devil: Isn't it bad enough without them??
Vicious holds up Mentos
Announcer: Mentos: The Freshmaker
Everyone does the peace sign
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STAFF ROOM
Kile: What in the name of Starburst was with the Mentos???
animemaster: No idea.
Tenchy: I like jerky!!!
ragnarock: I wanna jerk.....y!
Sasami: Kile be baaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!
Kile: Kile be running.........
Kile runs off with Sasami in close pursuit
Taron: All well that ends well.
Flare: And as well that this ends.......
Vicious pops a pill
Vicious: SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBISCUITYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mac: You shut the f*** up!!!!!!!
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MEANWHILE IN HELL
Kalabora: Hello? Guys? ......................Can I come home now?
_________________________________________________________________________________________________THE END
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