DISCLAIMER: Okay, been a long time since I had one of these, but.......Okay, the comedic scenes are what I wrote (Most), the perverted scenes were by Taron. I AM NOT TO BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SUDDEN CRAVINGS OF SASAMI HENTAI.
_________________________________________________________________________________________________Interviews Season 3
by:
Kile Terro
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Kile: Welcome to Interviews!
ragnarock: Great to be ba--wait a minute. Where's Kalabora???
A hole opens up in the floor and Kalabora jumps out of it
Kalabora yells something in another language
Kile disappears
Kalabora: Whoa........the black magic DOES work!
(Kalabora is training to become a black mage, magician, or whatever in real life)
ragnarock: Let's not start THIS again!
ragnarock tosses Sasami hentai on Kile's desk and Kile comes falling from the sky wearing a Crono tunic
Kile: Minton, the nerd maker!
Taron: Isn't Minton--
Kile: No, it isn't.
Kile goes back to his desk still wearing Crono's tunic
Kile: Today.....is a very special day--
Vicious: Because you're gonna get laid?
Tenchy: Laid? Like a chicken egg??
Kile: Shut up.
animemaster jumps around the room covered in latex
animemaster: I am the perfect condom! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
Kile: Anyway.....today to celebrate the Sandwich's death, we shall hold a bikini contest!
Kile hits a bell
Taron has a perverted look on his face as he stares off into space
Kile: Today there be no interviewing, just perverted guys staring at girls in their swimming garments.
Taron: The way America SHOULD be!
Taron salutes and Flare hits him in the back of the head with a mallet, turns into fairy form, and flies off
*Let's introduce our esteemed *Chuckles* judges*
There are three desks, one on either side of Kile's
*Taron!*
Taron stands and gives the victory sign
*Kile!*
Kile nervously stands up and waves
*And Inu--INUYASHA????*
InuYasha smokes a bong
InuYasha: ..........Wassuuuuup?
Flare stares at InuYasha
animemaster: If these are ESTEEMED judges, I'm worried.
Tenchy: What's that blue smoke coming out of Inu's pipe?
animemaster: Looks more plaid to me.
ragnarock: For the love of God, kid, don't breathe it in! Let me!
ragnarock and animemaster inhale deeply
animemaster: Yeeeeeeeeah, that's the stuff........
Flare stares at InuYasha
*Here come the ladies!*
The girls stated come out wearing bikinis
Taron springs up in his seat noticing only Rei and the FFVII girls
Kile ties a leash around Taron's neck connected to the desk
InuYasha continues smoking his bong while looking at Tifa
InuYasha: Look at the size of 'em!
Kile: Huh?
InuYasha: Her eyes are so big!
Flare looks at InuYasha
Taron breaks his leash and hops up and down on his seat
Kile: I would like to take this time to state that this was all Taron's idea.
Tifa sits on Taron's lap with her legs wrapped around his back
Clicking sounds are heard
IN THE ANNOUNCER'S ROOM
Kalabora: People'll pay BIG BUCKS for these! Yeeee!!
Vicious: Why am I locked in here?? DAMN AKLFDFIOASDFJKLFJAL;SFJDKFJSSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!
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Kalabora: Semicolon???
BACK AT THE SET
Taron: WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!! Sara, Shinobu, Sasami, and Su??? Aren't they underage?
Kile looks at the guy typing this
He gives him a thumbs up and a smile
Kile: He says it's okay.
All: ...........
Tifa sits on Taron's lap with her legs spread open
Taron: *Drools*
Kile: Taron.......you're flooding us.
Vicious with a large hair dryer evaporates the saliva
Tifa giggles and presses her chest into his face
Taron: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--
Hour later
Taron: --OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
animemaster: Well.......as much as I wanna stay here, I can't.
ragnarock: This IS getting a little weird.
Tenchy: Why is Taron touching her like that?
animemaster: ........Better get him outta here.
The three leave
Sasami walks over to Kile and smiles
Kile: I don't trust her.
Sasami gets under Kile's desk
Kile: Ahh.........!! You put that back in my tunic!
Kagome walks over to InuYasha and lies down on his desk
He puts his bong in her mouth and spanks her
3 hours later
Kile: Are you going to stop that anytime soon?
InuYasha: How long have I been at it?
Kile: Like 3 hours.
InuYasha stops and takes his bong
Kagome bows and thanks him calling him "daddy"
Aeris walks over to Taron and flashes him
Taron falls over with a nosebleed
Taron chases her around the desks
When he passes Kile's desk for the third time Kile hits him with a stick
Kile: Behave......
Kile continues meditating
Washu-chan brings her face close Kile
Kile starts to get a nosebleed
Washu-chan quickly disrobes him of his tunic, places a larger tunic on him, covers him in make up and makes him look like a member of Dir en Grey
Kile: What in the hell????
Kile looks into the distance to see several female Dir en Grey fans stampeding toward him
Kile: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!
Kile runs
When Kile runs back the way he came Washu-chan flashes him which immobilizes him
Kile: Ahhhhh....................!!! EEK!!!!
Kile is run over by fans
Kile stands
Kile: Um.......I'm gonna take a shower.
Kile goes back to his ready room
Kikyo rubs InuYasha's dog ears
Kikyo: ~Follow me.~
He follows her to the back room
An hour later
Kile returns wearing the first tunic and with a towel around his shoulders
Kile: Whoo! Hey, where's Inu?
InuYasha(Faint): Help...............................
Taron: ???
They run out front
InuYasha is on top of the flagpole smoking his bong
They get him down and place him back in his seat
Yuffie bends over in front of Taron
Taron spanks her
She screams in pleasure
Kile continues writing
See Taron
See Taron Spank
Spank Taron Spank
Ryoko ties Kile up with ropes and hangs him from the cieling
Taron: Something's wrong with this!
InuYasha: Yeah, she should use hemp rope.
Ryoko has her way with him for three hours
Kile: -_-;;;;; Sleeeeeeepy.................
Flare stares at InuYasha
Videl puts InuYasha in a headlock and frenches him, and with her other hand grabs his package
Kile: All in one senctence, I must be getting tired.
Falls asleep on desk mumbling something about Sasami Salami
Rei calmly walks to Taron
Rei: ......
She removes his shirt, licks his abs, kisses him, and walks off
Taron: Ahhhhh.......
Kile: .....What in hell just happened?
Shinobu walks up to Kile
Shinobu: .............
Kile: .............
Shinobu: .............
Kile: .............
Shinobu: .............
Kile: .............
Shinobu: .............
Kile: .............
Kile smiles
Shinobu becomes even more nervous
Kile hugs her
Shinobu smiles with relief and walks off
All: ................?
Taron: Aw, how sweet.....
Flare stares at the bong smoking InuYasha
Botan floats on her oar over to InuYasha
InuYasha: ..........Wan' a bong?
She licks and bites his ears
InuYasha: Yee!
Inu smacks her rear
Kile hammers a giant sign on the wall: "TARON WROTE THIS, I JUST ADDED COMEDICAL PARTS, DON'T LIKE THE OVERUSE OF SEX? BLAME HIM."
Asuka cracks her knuckles
Asuka: I'm here to finish what Rei started.
Rei pops her head out from the back
Rei: Hm?
Asuka drags him to the back
2 HOURS LATER
Taron appears from the back room
Taron: Hey! I wore them out!
Kile falls out of his seat
Motoko shoots forward at Kile
Kile: EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
When Kile sticks his arms out he accidently pulls off kimono
Kile stares at her
Flare stares at InuYasha
Motoko points her sword at his manhood
Kile: *Gulp*
Motoko passes out
Kile: .......Whew......
Rin walks up to InuYasha wearing a towel
InuYasha looks at Kile
InuYasha: What kind of screwed up show do you host???
Kile: HOST, Taron wrote this.
Rin drops the towel
InuYasha chases her around smacking her with it hooting
Fiona strolls over to Taron
She sits on his lap
Taron: Huh?
She smiles wide and gives him a paddle
Kile: .......What the hell is with all the spanking?
Kid jumps Kile
Kile: KID????
Kid: Kile! I have returned!
She drags him under the desk like she did in the Revenge of Interviews
Fiona's screams of pleasure mix with the ones coming from under the desk
Kile surfaces from the desk still screaming with pleasure
Kid: What the hell is with this guy????
InuYasha is still smoking his bong
Kile: Inu.......where did you get that bong?
InuYasha: I got it from a muppet.
All: ???
InuYasha goes into a flashback
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Yoda with a bong wearing a thong is sitting opposite of InuYasha in a dark cave
Yoda: Feel the force!
InuYasha takes a hit from his bong
InuYasha: Whoa! That's some strong stuff......
Yoda: InuYasha...I think you deserve this. This is the holy bong.
InuYasha takes the holy bong and takes a hit
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InuYasha: I think his name was Kermit the Frog.
Kile: INUYASHA!!!!!!!! GET THE HELL OUT OF THE STUDIO, YOU'VE BEEN SITTING THERE STONED FOR THREE WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile grabs a gun and shoots at him
Flare grabs ahold of InuYasha and they both disappear into the sunset.
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STAFF ROOM
animemaster and the rest return
Taron: Flare left with Inu??? Damn him!
Taron cries
Taron's girls drive up in a BMW convertible
Taron: Sadness gone!
He jumps in with the girls
They drive off
Kile: ....Riiiiight.
Another car pulls up
Shinobu grabs Kile's hand and he gets in the car with the girls that were with him that evening
They drive off
animemaster, ragnarock, Tenchy, Kalabora, and Vicious: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY!!
Mac: ............
Everyone waits for his snappy comeback.....
Mac: ...I like books.
_________________________________________________________________________________________________THE END
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_________________________________________________________________________________________________Interviews Season 3
by:
Kile Terro
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Kile: Welcome to Interviews!
ragnarock: Great to be ba--wait a minute. Where's Kalabora???
A hole opens up in the floor and Kalabora jumps out of it
Kalabora yells something in another language
Kile disappears
Kalabora: Whoa........the black magic DOES work!
(Kalabora is training to become a black mage, magician, or whatever in real life)
ragnarock: Let's not start THIS again!
ragnarock tosses Sasami hentai on Kile's desk and Kile comes falling from the sky wearing a Crono tunic
Kile: Minton, the nerd maker!
Taron: Isn't Minton--
Kile: No, it isn't.
Kile goes back to his desk still wearing Crono's tunic
Kile: Today.....is a very special day--
Vicious: Because you're gonna get laid?
Tenchy: Laid? Like a chicken egg??
Kile: Shut up.
animemaster jumps around the room covered in latex
animemaster: I am the perfect condom! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
Kile: Anyway.....today to celebrate the Sandwich's death, we shall hold a bikini contest!
Kile hits a bell
Taron has a perverted look on his face as he stares off into space
Kile: Today there be no interviewing, just perverted guys staring at girls in their swimming garments.
Taron: The way America SHOULD be!
Taron salutes and Flare hits him in the back of the head with a mallet, turns into fairy form, and flies off
*Let's introduce our esteemed *Chuckles* judges*
There are three desks, one on either side of Kile's
*Taron!*
Taron stands and gives the victory sign
*Kile!*
Kile nervously stands up and waves
*And Inu--INUYASHA????*
InuYasha smokes a bong
InuYasha: ..........Wassuuuuup?
Flare stares at InuYasha
animemaster: If these are ESTEEMED judges, I'm worried.
Tenchy: What's that blue smoke coming out of Inu's pipe?
animemaster: Looks more plaid to me.
ragnarock: For the love of God, kid, don't breathe it in! Let me!
ragnarock and animemaster inhale deeply
animemaster: Yeeeeeeeeah, that's the stuff........
Flare stares at InuYasha
*Here come the ladies!*
The girls stated come out wearing bikinis
Taron springs up in his seat noticing only Rei and the FFVII girls
Kile ties a leash around Taron's neck connected to the desk
InuYasha continues smoking his bong while looking at Tifa
InuYasha: Look at the size of 'em!
Kile: Huh?
InuYasha: Her eyes are so big!
Flare looks at InuYasha
Taron breaks his leash and hops up and down on his seat
Kile: I would like to take this time to state that this was all Taron's idea.
Tifa sits on Taron's lap with her legs wrapped around his back
Clicking sounds are heard
IN THE ANNOUNCER'S ROOM
Kalabora: People'll pay BIG BUCKS for these! Yeeee!!
Vicious: Why am I locked in here?? DAMN AKLFDFIOASDFJKLFJAL;SFJDKFJSSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!
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Kalabora: Semicolon???
BACK AT THE SET
Taron: WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!! Sara, Shinobu, Sasami, and Su??? Aren't they underage?
Kile looks at the guy typing this
He gives him a thumbs up and a smile
Kile: He says it's okay.
All: ...........
Tifa sits on Taron's lap with her legs spread open
Taron: *Drools*
Kile: Taron.......you're flooding us.
Vicious with a large hair dryer evaporates the saliva
Tifa giggles and presses her chest into his face
Taron: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--
Hour later
Taron: --OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
animemaster: Well.......as much as I wanna stay here, I can't.
ragnarock: This IS getting a little weird.
Tenchy: Why is Taron touching her like that?
animemaster: ........Better get him outta here.
The three leave
Sasami walks over to Kile and smiles
Kile: I don't trust her.
Sasami gets under Kile's desk
Kile: Ahh.........!! You put that back in my tunic!
Kagome walks over to InuYasha and lies down on his desk
He puts his bong in her mouth and spanks her
3 hours later
Kile: Are you going to stop that anytime soon?
InuYasha: How long have I been at it?
Kile: Like 3 hours.
InuYasha stops and takes his bong
Kagome bows and thanks him calling him "daddy"
Aeris walks over to Taron and flashes him
Taron falls over with a nosebleed
Taron chases her around the desks
When he passes Kile's desk for the third time Kile hits him with a stick
Kile: Behave......
Kile continues meditating
Washu-chan brings her face close Kile
Kile starts to get a nosebleed
Washu-chan quickly disrobes him of his tunic, places a larger tunic on him, covers him in make up and makes him look like a member of Dir en Grey
Kile: What in the hell????
Kile looks into the distance to see several female Dir en Grey fans stampeding toward him
Kile: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!
Kile runs
When Kile runs back the way he came Washu-chan flashes him which immobilizes him
Kile: Ahhhhh....................!!! EEK!!!!
Kile is run over by fans
Kile stands
Kile: Um.......I'm gonna take a shower.
Kile goes back to his ready room
Kikyo rubs InuYasha's dog ears
Kikyo: ~Follow me.~
He follows her to the back room
An hour later
Kile returns wearing the first tunic and with a towel around his shoulders
Kile: Whoo! Hey, where's Inu?
InuYasha(Faint): Help...............................
Taron: ???
They run out front
InuYasha is on top of the flagpole smoking his bong
They get him down and place him back in his seat
Yuffie bends over in front of Taron
Taron spanks her
She screams in pleasure
Kile continues writing
See Taron
See Taron Spank
Spank Taron Spank
Ryoko ties Kile up with ropes and hangs him from the cieling
Taron: Something's wrong with this!
InuYasha: Yeah, she should use hemp rope.
Ryoko has her way with him for three hours
Kile: -_-;;;;; Sleeeeeeepy.................
Flare stares at InuYasha
Videl puts InuYasha in a headlock and frenches him, and with her other hand grabs his package
Kile: All in one senctence, I must be getting tired.
Falls asleep on desk mumbling something about Sasami Salami
Rei calmly walks to Taron
Rei: ......
She removes his shirt, licks his abs, kisses him, and walks off
Taron: Ahhhhh.......
Kile: .....What in hell just happened?
Shinobu walks up to Kile
Shinobu: .............
Kile: .............
Shinobu: .............
Kile: .............
Shinobu: .............
Kile: .............
Shinobu: .............
Kile: .............
Kile smiles
Shinobu becomes even more nervous
Kile hugs her
Shinobu smiles with relief and walks off
All: ................?
Taron: Aw, how sweet.....
Flare stares at the bong smoking InuYasha
Botan floats on her oar over to InuYasha
InuYasha: ..........Wan' a bong?
She licks and bites his ears
InuYasha: Yee!
Inu smacks her rear
Kile hammers a giant sign on the wall: "TARON WROTE THIS, I JUST ADDED COMEDICAL PARTS, DON'T LIKE THE OVERUSE OF SEX? BLAME HIM."
Asuka cracks her knuckles
Asuka: I'm here to finish what Rei started.
Rei pops her head out from the back
Rei: Hm?
Asuka drags him to the back
2 HOURS LATER
Taron appears from the back room
Taron: Hey! I wore them out!
Kile falls out of his seat
Motoko shoots forward at Kile
Kile: EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
When Kile sticks his arms out he accidently pulls off kimono
Kile stares at her
Flare stares at InuYasha
Motoko points her sword at his manhood
Kile: *Gulp*
Motoko passes out
Kile: .......Whew......
Rin walks up to InuYasha wearing a towel
InuYasha looks at Kile
InuYasha: What kind of screwed up show do you host???
Kile: HOST, Taron wrote this.
Rin drops the towel
InuYasha chases her around smacking her with it hooting
Fiona strolls over to Taron
She sits on his lap
Taron: Huh?
She smiles wide and gives him a paddle
Kile: .......What the hell is with all the spanking?
Kid jumps Kile
Kile: KID????
Kid: Kile! I have returned!
She drags him under the desk like she did in the Revenge of Interviews
Fiona's screams of pleasure mix with the ones coming from under the desk
Kile surfaces from the desk still screaming with pleasure
Kid: What the hell is with this guy????
InuYasha is still smoking his bong
Kile: Inu.......where did you get that bong?
InuYasha: I got it from a muppet.
All: ???
InuYasha goes into a flashback
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yoda with a bong wearing a thong is sitting opposite of InuYasha in a dark cave
Yoda: Feel the force!
InuYasha takes a hit from his bong
InuYasha: Whoa! That's some strong stuff......
Yoda: InuYasha...I think you deserve this. This is the holy bong.
InuYasha takes the holy bong and takes a hit
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
InuYasha: I think his name was Kermit the Frog.
Kile: INUYASHA!!!!!!!! GET THE HELL OUT OF THE STUDIO, YOU'VE BEEN SITTING THERE STONED FOR THREE WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile grabs a gun and shoots at him
Flare grabs ahold of InuYasha and they both disappear into the sunset.
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
STAFF ROOM
animemaster and the rest return
Taron: Flare left with Inu??? Damn him!
Taron cries
Taron's girls drive up in a BMW convertible
Taron: Sadness gone!
He jumps in with the girls
They drive off
Kile: ....Riiiiight.
Another car pulls up
Shinobu grabs Kile's hand and he gets in the car with the girls that were with him that evening
They drive off
animemaster, ragnarock, Tenchy, Kalabora, and Vicious: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY!!
Mac: ............
Everyone waits for his snappy comeback.....
Mac: ...I like books.
_________________________________________________________________________________________________THE END
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