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Interviews Season 3
by:
Kile Terro
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Kile Terro, born Kiletaro Urakempshi, was slain by a lone gunman. On that day, laughter seemed to have ceased, millions mourned the loss of the the deranged, scarlet haired monkey boy.
THREE YEARS HAVE PASSED
Kalabora is sitting in his room in his Arkansas home
Kalabora: Whoo......man....
animemaster is lying on the couch watching "Austin Powers 4: Austin Pedophile"
ragnarock is eating a sandwich in the kitchen
Vicious, is quietly raking the front yard wearing a baseball cap, black trousers, and a long sleeve, white dress shirt
Vicious: *Yawn*Bored.....
Tenchy is at the mall trying to pick up girls
But they think he's a Kile wannabe so they don't pay attention to him
Slash is hanging out with his girlfriend in Arizona being....well......Slash
Taron and Flare enter and start chasing Slash with a metal pipe while Sam and Fede cheer them on
Luna sends Taron's clone to Kile's grave to place flowers (Inside Joke)
Mac is asleep in a whorehouse.....
Everyone goes to Kalabora's for their yearly reunion....10PM, they turn on the television
Newswoman: And in Breaking News, the man who paid the assassin that killed Kiletaro Urakempshi has been FOUND.
Everyone: !!!
The screen changes to a picture of a robotic Osama bin Laden
Newswoman: Osamabot!
Everyone falls over
Newsman: Whoa.....that picture's enough to make a person sterile!
Newswoman: ....Yeah....
animemaster: So Kile was killed by Osamabot????
The door swings open as a figure, obviously enraged over something, enters
He is wearing a tattered dark brown cloak, green tunic, brown boots, and has spiked blue hair
The voice echoes....strangely familiar
????: DAMN YOU ALL!!!!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BURY ME SO FAR DOWN??!! I WAS PLAYING CRAPS WITH SATAN FOR A YEAR AND A HALF, DAMMIT!!!
Kalabora: Look, buddy, we don't know WHO you are......
Vicious sniffs
Vicious: Vicious smell something familiar.....something that makes him want to hump ????'s leg....
Flare: ...Hm.....
Taron: Sorry, I was masturbating.
Slash: That's MY job!
Slash tries to masturbate Taron but Taron beats him senseless
Flare falls over laughing breaking Vicious' back
This causes Tenchy to laugh, then everyone but the blue haired one laughs
????: SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!
He throws the cloak off, exposing a tail......blue haired tail
Everyone is silent staring at the tail
Flare: Hm....I wonder...
Taron: Wonder what?
Everyone huddles
Taron grabs a beautiful young girl and places her in front of the unknown
Sweatdrops form on his head
She leans on his chest and his hair is no longer spiked up, but limp and falls to the side of his face....and it changes from blue to......red
He places a hand behind his head and stutters
Kalabora makes the girl disappear using his wiccan abilities
Flare: I knew it!!
Slash: YOU'RE BACK!!
Slash tries to hump his leg
He whaps him on the head, KOing him
Vicious removes all his clothes and returns to the tradition Bidi clothes plus the turben
Everyone: KILE IS BACK!!!!!!
Kile: Yes and No.
Everyone: Huh?
Kile: I have 24 hours to find Osamabot...if I find him and kill him, I can return to life, if I cannot.......
Reno Kri enters
Reno: But I thought you were ALREADY dead!
Kile: When the dead die, there is a complication...if they cannot find their killers....their soul will be lost and it will be as though they never existed...in other words....I'll disappear if I don't kill Osamabot!
Kile hands Tenchy a key
Kile: This is the key to the new features that I had added to my desk before I died. I want you to take over The Spirit Show...heheh.....until.....
He turns around then throws his fist into the air
Kile: UNTIL I DEFEAT OSAMABOT!!!!!
Everyone cheers
Kile: I better change....
Taron: Kile? What was that?
Kile: What was what?
Taron: The blue hair, the red eyes, the tunic.
Kile: That's Evil Kile....Dark Kile.
Taron: Was that Ketsueki?
Kile: No....Ketsueki is much different.
Kile goes into another room while everyone gets their stuff to head back to Spirit Studios in Spirit World
Kile returns wearing purple pants, a purple thin turtleneck and thin round glasses
Kile: I can't look suspicious on my way to Osamabot's HQ.
Kalabora: Ya look queer!
Flare hits him
Slash: Ya beat me to it!
Flare chuckles
Kile uses his qi to teleport them to Spirit World then he vanishes.....to The Middle East
IN SPIRIT WORLD CHECK-IN
Queza: Bill Gates, you shall go to hell!
Queza bangs a gavel and Bill Gates drops down to the Under World
Queza laughs
Queza: I love doing that!
The staff walk past him
Queza: Halt! Names?
Queza is silent
Tenchy: Dude?
Queza: TENCH! TARON! FLARE! And Oh, shit! The Bi dude!
Queza bangs his gavel
Queza: You shall all be sent to Hell! The Spirit Show!
They appear at the unkempt remains of the Spirit Show set
They do some fixing up...
IN THE MIDDLE EAST
Kile is trekking through desert
Eva Sirkowski and Blackie Chin pass him
Kile: .........Right.
He stands atop a tall dune to get a look at the surroundings
Kile sees a sandworm and several Fremen
Kile: ..............Oh, shit.
A deathly white face appears, with black slanted oval eyes and unmoving mouth
FATE: You have 19 hours, Kile.
Controlling his qi, he teleports to Earth......away from Dune planet Arakkis
He accidently teleports to Sasami's room..........he would, wouldn't he?
Sasami is lying on her bed masturbating
Kile: Okay, Kile's going to be sued.
She is screaming a name other than Kile's
Kile: ....For some reason...that makes me sad.
Kile shakes his head and teleports out
He transports to the wrong places for a while
AT THE SET
Vicious: VINI VIDI DONE!!
ragnarock: hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi HI!!!!!!
Tenchy sits down at the delapidated desk and puts the key in the keyhole...and turns it
The desk starts vibrating and glowing
Taron: Is that a vibrator???
Flare: O.O Glowing vibrator...
The desk slows to a stop......
Silence........
Recording: Corruption and abuse!! The salesmen of our blood! For the public's craving, existence in the dark...It's in our nature to destroy ourselves! It's in our nature to kill ourselves! It's in our nature to kill each other.. It's in our nature to KILL, KILL, KILL!!!!!!!!!
Kalabora, laughing like a dumbass, hooks up The Spirit Show's camera to every station on Earth
Tenchy: That's some good splicin', Kala.
*Now, let's get our FIRST GUEST IN THREE YEARS OUT HERE!!!!!!!*
Keitaro Urashima and Naru Narusegawa fall out of a closet near the now-golden chair and desk
Narusegawa: It was so boring being locked in that closet....
Taron: I always knew Keitaro was in the closet............HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!
Tenchy: What'd you do while stuck in there?
Keitaro: I got laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid!!!!
Tenchy taps the question cards against the desk
Tenchy: If there's hope for you.....there's hope for Kile.
Narusegawa: After being with HIM for 3 years.......I am going to take a bath....
Shinobu enters then runs away crying
Keitaro chases after her
Keitaro: No, it's not what you think! Well maybe it is...
WITH KILE
Kile is asleep on a bed fantasizing about girls
He wakes up
Kile: ...........FUCK!
He punches the wall releasing the 13 Ghosts of Dr. Evil
He puts them back into the wall
Kile: Maybe another time, Doc.
He leaves the room and appears in the desert
Kile: But am I in the Middle East?
A man on a camel passes him
Man: Goats.....ripe for the banging.
The man slaps a goat's rear
Man: Yeah, you like that, don't you?
Kile: Yep, I'm in the Middle East....but where is Osamabot?
FATE appears again
FATE: You slept off 10 hours, Kile...
Kile: I'd've slept longer but I climaxed in that dream.
FATE: ...............Just get going. You have 9 hours.
FATE disappears
Kile wanders off
AT THE SET
*We have 9 hours left.....should we get another guest?*
Tenchy: See if InuYasha will return...
InuYasha appears with his bong
InuYasha: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?
Taron: Yo, meh biotch!
InuYasha kills Taron
InuYasha: ............................Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?
He tokes from his bong
Tenchy: It's been three years since Kile died.....how do you feel?
InuYasha: If I knew he died I woulda baked a cake...and pissed on his grave.
Flare turns into a faerie and flies into his shirt
InuYasha: Can I help you?
BACK WITH KILE
FATE: Three hours.....
Kile: Shut up! Stupid all knowing, omnipotent bitch......
He finds Osamabot's Castle/Cave
Kile looks around and picks up a long stick to use in his fight
He steps into the cave.....and grabs his head, yelling
Kile passes out
BACK AT THE SET
Queza enters
Queza: I've good news!
InuYasha: You're gonna get faerie girl outta my shirt?
Queza: No! But...!
Queza waves his hand over Mac the Perverted Cat
Mac: ......I feel funny..
Vicious: Laugh it up, kid.
Mac glows red
A cloud of smoke appears around Mac
When it dissipates, Mac is standing......as a human (Actually, it's Djala but they look like humans), wearing blue jeans, black boots, an orange shirt, green vest, and black gloves, he still has the spiky red hair and the three spikes in front of his face, muscular build
Mac jumps up and down
Mac: I got my old body back!! Can I have my blade back?
Queza holds his hands out and a Randona holy sword appears in his hands
Mac puts the sword in the scabbard on his back
Mac: I'm going to go help my grandson......now I can finally return to the battlefield..
Focusing qi, he transports to Kile
Taron: No more pussy Mac
Mac's fist appears out of nowhere, punching Taron in the face
WITH KILE AND MAC
Mac: Hm......he's out.
Mac tries to wake him up
FATE appears in the sky once more
FATE: 1 hour
Kile springs awake
Kile: Gotta go kill Osamabot! ?????? Grandpa???!!
Mac: I'll explain later, for now, let's just kick Osamabot's shiny metal ass!
They both run into the cave/castle........ready to fight
Explosions emenate from the cave
Mac and Kile tumble outside and Osamabot flies after them
The swords clash, fists blocked, and connect
Kile: TIME TO FINISH YOU OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF---!!!!!!
Kile stops
Kile: ?????
Starting at his feet.....he begins to disappear slowly
Kile: No....24 hours have passed??
Mac: If I kill him won't it stop??
Kile: No, I have to kill him.
Kile looks around
He looks at his grandfather, noble warrior of Karan
Kile: My spirit and my body are two different things...
He shuts his eyes
Mac: ???..............!!!!!!!!!
Mac grabs ahold of his head
Kile: Do not turn it away........
Mac glows.......stronger qi enters his body....his spirit and Kile's transpose
The body's name first......the spirit's second......
Makile: Hm......I better make this quick.
Makile gets into a sparring position
Kilac: Make this quick, Kile!
Makile: Sure thing, gramps........
With a flying kick, Makile knocks Osamabot's head off......then with a slice of the Randona blade, he triggers the internal self detonation.....
Kilac: YOU BETTER NOT HAVE DESTROYED MY BODY!!!!!!!
Kile's body is half destroyed at this point
Makile runs out of the smoke toward his body containing his grandfather
Using the same technique as before, Kile and Mac transpose spirits
Kile's body regenerates
Kile: Action packed, eh?
Mac: .......
They return to the set
Kile: .....Get outta my seat.
Kile sits in his seat
Kile: Let's bring out our last guest....JACOBY SHADDIX OF PAPA ROACH!!!!!!
The band plays "Blood Brothers"
Jacoby:
Watch your back cause the next man is comin'
And you dont know if the next man is dumbin'
Survival of the fittest what it is
I got your back and thats the biz
blood is rushing through my veins
I got the power channel the energy
and my strength I will devour
Sickening thoughts are running through my head
That's when I realise I'm glad I'm not dead
Corruption and abuse, the salesmen of our blood
For the publics craving, existence in the dark
It's in our nature to destroy ourselves
It's in our nature to kill ourselves
It's in our nature to kill each other
It's in our nature to kill, kill, kill
It was in my dream then reality struck
And now my life is all shifty and it all moves fast
Close to buck 50 and we all stand strong
In respect to the family in times of our insanity
And through the words of profinity
I describe our dysfunctional family
Blood brothers keep it real to the end
Deeper than the thoughts you think not a trend
Corruption and abuse, the salesmen of our blood
For the publics craving, existence in the dark
It's in our nature to destroy ourselves
It's in our nature to kill ourselves
It's in our nature to kill each other
It's in our nature to kill, kill, kill
Corruption and abuse, the salesmen of our blood
For the publics craving, existence in the dark
It's in our nature to destroy ourselves
It's in our nature to kill ourselves
It's in our nature to kill each other
It's in our nature to kill, kill, kill, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile: Good to be back, goodnight everybody! AND WE DON'T OWN THAT SONG OR PAPA ROACH!!!!
ragnarock: hi
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STAFF ROOM
Taron: Too action packed.......
Flare is still in InuYasha's shirt
Kile: I'm just glad to be back......
Tenchy: It's a load off my mind.
ragnarock: Yeah......hi.....hi.......hi.......hi.....
Kalabora is making that girl from earlier do strange things by means of wicca
Slash: Pudding?
Vicious: Schlong! Pudding! Schlong pudding! YUM!
Mac: This is not.....the greatest fic in the world, no, this is just bullshit. AND I'M DJALA AGAIN!!! WHOOO!
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THE END
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Interviews Season 3
by:
Kile Terro
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Kile Terro, born Kiletaro Urakempshi, was slain by a lone gunman. On that day, laughter seemed to have ceased, millions mourned the loss of the the deranged, scarlet haired monkey boy.
THREE YEARS HAVE PASSED
Kalabora is sitting in his room in his Arkansas home
Kalabora: Whoo......man....
animemaster is lying on the couch watching "Austin Powers 4: Austin Pedophile"
ragnarock is eating a sandwich in the kitchen
Vicious, is quietly raking the front yard wearing a baseball cap, black trousers, and a long sleeve, white dress shirt
Vicious: *Yawn*Bored.....
Tenchy is at the mall trying to pick up girls
But they think he's a Kile wannabe so they don't pay attention to him
Slash is hanging out with his girlfriend in Arizona being....well......Slash
Taron and Flare enter and start chasing Slash with a metal pipe while Sam and Fede cheer them on
Luna sends Taron's clone to Kile's grave to place flowers (Inside Joke)
Mac is asleep in a whorehouse.....
Everyone goes to Kalabora's for their yearly reunion....10PM, they turn on the television
Newswoman: And in Breaking News, the man who paid the assassin that killed Kiletaro Urakempshi has been FOUND.
Everyone: !!!
The screen changes to a picture of a robotic Osama bin Laden
Newswoman: Osamabot!
Everyone falls over
Newsman: Whoa.....that picture's enough to make a person sterile!
Newswoman: ....Yeah....
animemaster: So Kile was killed by Osamabot????
The door swings open as a figure, obviously enraged over something, enters
He is wearing a tattered dark brown cloak, green tunic, brown boots, and has spiked blue hair
The voice echoes....strangely familiar
????: DAMN YOU ALL!!!!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BURY ME SO FAR DOWN??!! I WAS PLAYING CRAPS WITH SATAN FOR A YEAR AND A HALF, DAMMIT!!!
Kalabora: Look, buddy, we don't know WHO you are......
Vicious sniffs
Vicious: Vicious smell something familiar.....something that makes him want to hump ????'s leg....
Flare: ...Hm.....
Taron: Sorry, I was masturbating.
Slash: That's MY job!
Slash tries to masturbate Taron but Taron beats him senseless
Flare falls over laughing breaking Vicious' back
This causes Tenchy to laugh, then everyone but the blue haired one laughs
????: SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!
He throws the cloak off, exposing a tail......blue haired tail
Everyone is silent staring at the tail
Flare: Hm....I wonder...
Taron: Wonder what?
Everyone huddles
Taron grabs a beautiful young girl and places her in front of the unknown
Sweatdrops form on his head
She leans on his chest and his hair is no longer spiked up, but limp and falls to the side of his face....and it changes from blue to......red
He places a hand behind his head and stutters
Kalabora makes the girl disappear using his wiccan abilities
Flare: I knew it!!
Slash: YOU'RE BACK!!
Slash tries to hump his leg
He whaps him on the head, KOing him
Vicious removes all his clothes and returns to the tradition Bidi clothes plus the turben
Everyone: KILE IS BACK!!!!!!
Kile: Yes and No.
Everyone: Huh?
Kile: I have 24 hours to find Osamabot...if I find him and kill him, I can return to life, if I cannot.......
Reno Kri enters
Reno: But I thought you were ALREADY dead!
Kile: When the dead die, there is a complication...if they cannot find their killers....their soul will be lost and it will be as though they never existed...in other words....I'll disappear if I don't kill Osamabot!
Kile hands Tenchy a key
Kile: This is the key to the new features that I had added to my desk before I died. I want you to take over The Spirit Show...heheh.....until.....
He turns around then throws his fist into the air
Kile: UNTIL I DEFEAT OSAMABOT!!!!!
Everyone cheers
Kile: I better change....
Taron: Kile? What was that?
Kile: What was what?
Taron: The blue hair, the red eyes, the tunic.
Kile: That's Evil Kile....Dark Kile.
Taron: Was that Ketsueki?
Kile: No....Ketsueki is much different.
Kile goes into another room while everyone gets their stuff to head back to Spirit Studios in Spirit World
Kile returns wearing purple pants, a purple thin turtleneck and thin round glasses
Kile: I can't look suspicious on my way to Osamabot's HQ.
Kalabora: Ya look queer!
Flare hits him
Slash: Ya beat me to it!
Flare chuckles
Kile uses his qi to teleport them to Spirit World then he vanishes.....to The Middle East
IN SPIRIT WORLD CHECK-IN
Queza: Bill Gates, you shall go to hell!
Queza bangs a gavel and Bill Gates drops down to the Under World
Queza laughs
Queza: I love doing that!
The staff walk past him
Queza: Halt! Names?
Queza is silent
Tenchy: Dude?
Queza: TENCH! TARON! FLARE! And Oh, shit! The Bi dude!
Queza bangs his gavel
Queza: You shall all be sent to Hell! The Spirit Show!
They appear at the unkempt remains of the Spirit Show set
They do some fixing up...
IN THE MIDDLE EAST
Kile is trekking through desert
Eva Sirkowski and Blackie Chin pass him
Kile: .........Right.
He stands atop a tall dune to get a look at the surroundings
Kile sees a sandworm and several Fremen
Kile: ..............Oh, shit.
A deathly white face appears, with black slanted oval eyes and unmoving mouth
FATE: You have 19 hours, Kile.
Controlling his qi, he teleports to Earth......away from Dune planet Arakkis
He accidently teleports to Sasami's room..........he would, wouldn't he?
Sasami is lying on her bed masturbating
Kile: Okay, Kile's going to be sued.
She is screaming a name other than Kile's
Kile: ....For some reason...that makes me sad.
Kile shakes his head and teleports out
He transports to the wrong places for a while
AT THE SET
Vicious: VINI VIDI DONE!!
ragnarock: hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi HI!!!!!!
Tenchy sits down at the delapidated desk and puts the key in the keyhole...and turns it
The desk starts vibrating and glowing
Taron: Is that a vibrator???
Flare: O.O Glowing vibrator...
The desk slows to a stop......
Silence........
Recording: Corruption and abuse!! The salesmen of our blood! For the public's craving, existence in the dark...It's in our nature to destroy ourselves! It's in our nature to kill ourselves! It's in our nature to kill each other.. It's in our nature to KILL, KILL, KILL!!!!!!!!!
Kalabora, laughing like a dumbass, hooks up The Spirit Show's camera to every station on Earth
Tenchy: That's some good splicin', Kala.
*Now, let's get our FIRST GUEST IN THREE YEARS OUT HERE!!!!!!!*
Keitaro Urashima and Naru Narusegawa fall out of a closet near the now-golden chair and desk
Narusegawa: It was so boring being locked in that closet....
Taron: I always knew Keitaro was in the closet............HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!
Tenchy: What'd you do while stuck in there?
Keitaro: I got laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid!!!!
Tenchy taps the question cards against the desk
Tenchy: If there's hope for you.....there's hope for Kile.
Narusegawa: After being with HIM for 3 years.......I am going to take a bath....
Shinobu enters then runs away crying
Keitaro chases after her
Keitaro: No, it's not what you think! Well maybe it is...
WITH KILE
Kile is asleep on a bed fantasizing about girls
He wakes up
Kile: ...........FUCK!
He punches the wall releasing the 13 Ghosts of Dr. Evil
He puts them back into the wall
Kile: Maybe another time, Doc.
He leaves the room and appears in the desert
Kile: But am I in the Middle East?
A man on a camel passes him
Man: Goats.....ripe for the banging.
The man slaps a goat's rear
Man: Yeah, you like that, don't you?
Kile: Yep, I'm in the Middle East....but where is Osamabot?
FATE appears again
FATE: You slept off 10 hours, Kile...
Kile: I'd've slept longer but I climaxed in that dream.
FATE: ...............Just get going. You have 9 hours.
FATE disappears
Kile wanders off
AT THE SET
*We have 9 hours left.....should we get another guest?*
Tenchy: See if InuYasha will return...
InuYasha appears with his bong
InuYasha: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?
Taron: Yo, meh biotch!
InuYasha kills Taron
InuYasha: ............................Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?
He tokes from his bong
Tenchy: It's been three years since Kile died.....how do you feel?
InuYasha: If I knew he died I woulda baked a cake...and pissed on his grave.
Flare turns into a faerie and flies into his shirt
InuYasha: Can I help you?
BACK WITH KILE
FATE: Three hours.....
Kile: Shut up! Stupid all knowing, omnipotent bitch......
He finds Osamabot's Castle/Cave
Kile looks around and picks up a long stick to use in his fight
He steps into the cave.....and grabs his head, yelling
Kile passes out
BACK AT THE SET
Queza enters
Queza: I've good news!
InuYasha: You're gonna get faerie girl outta my shirt?
Queza: No! But...!
Queza waves his hand over Mac the Perverted Cat
Mac: ......I feel funny..
Vicious: Laugh it up, kid.
Mac glows red
A cloud of smoke appears around Mac
When it dissipates, Mac is standing......as a human (Actually, it's Djala but they look like humans), wearing blue jeans, black boots, an orange shirt, green vest, and black gloves, he still has the spiky red hair and the three spikes in front of his face, muscular build
Mac jumps up and down
Mac: I got my old body back!! Can I have my blade back?
Queza holds his hands out and a Randona holy sword appears in his hands
Mac puts the sword in the scabbard on his back
Mac: I'm going to go help my grandson......now I can finally return to the battlefield..
Focusing qi, he transports to Kile
Taron: No more pussy Mac
Mac's fist appears out of nowhere, punching Taron in the face
WITH KILE AND MAC
Mac: Hm......he's out.
Mac tries to wake him up
FATE appears in the sky once more
FATE: 1 hour
Kile springs awake
Kile: Gotta go kill Osamabot! ?????? Grandpa???!!
Mac: I'll explain later, for now, let's just kick Osamabot's shiny metal ass!
They both run into the cave/castle........ready to fight
Explosions emenate from the cave
Mac and Kile tumble outside and Osamabot flies after them
The swords clash, fists blocked, and connect
Kile: TIME TO FINISH YOU OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF---!!!!!!
Kile stops
Kile: ?????
Starting at his feet.....he begins to disappear slowly
Kile: No....24 hours have passed??
Mac: If I kill him won't it stop??
Kile: No, I have to kill him.
Kile looks around
He looks at his grandfather, noble warrior of Karan
Kile: My spirit and my body are two different things...
He shuts his eyes
Mac: ???..............!!!!!!!!!
Mac grabs ahold of his head
Kile: Do not turn it away........
Mac glows.......stronger qi enters his body....his spirit and Kile's transpose
The body's name first......the spirit's second......
Makile: Hm......I better make this quick.
Makile gets into a sparring position
Kilac: Make this quick, Kile!
Makile: Sure thing, gramps........
With a flying kick, Makile knocks Osamabot's head off......then with a slice of the Randona blade, he triggers the internal self detonation.....
Kilac: YOU BETTER NOT HAVE DESTROYED MY BODY!!!!!!!
Kile's body is half destroyed at this point
Makile runs out of the smoke toward his body containing his grandfather
Using the same technique as before, Kile and Mac transpose spirits
Kile's body regenerates
Kile: Action packed, eh?
Mac: .......
They return to the set
Kile: .....Get outta my seat.
Kile sits in his seat
Kile: Let's bring out our last guest....JACOBY SHADDIX OF PAPA ROACH!!!!!!
The band plays "Blood Brothers"
Jacoby:
Watch your back cause the next man is comin'
And you dont know if the next man is dumbin'
Survival of the fittest what it is
I got your back and thats the biz
blood is rushing through my veins
I got the power channel the energy
and my strength I will devour
Sickening thoughts are running through my head
That's when I realise I'm glad I'm not dead
Corruption and abuse, the salesmen of our blood
For the publics craving, existence in the dark
It's in our nature to destroy ourselves
It's in our nature to kill ourselves
It's in our nature to kill each other
It's in our nature to kill, kill, kill
It was in my dream then reality struck
And now my life is all shifty and it all moves fast
Close to buck 50 and we all stand strong
In respect to the family in times of our insanity
And through the words of profinity
I describe our dysfunctional family
Blood brothers keep it real to the end
Deeper than the thoughts you think not a trend
Corruption and abuse, the salesmen of our blood
For the publics craving, existence in the dark
It's in our nature to destroy ourselves
It's in our nature to kill ourselves
It's in our nature to kill each other
It's in our nature to kill, kill, kill
Corruption and abuse, the salesmen of our blood
For the publics craving, existence in the dark
It's in our nature to destroy ourselves
It's in our nature to kill ourselves
It's in our nature to kill each other
It's in our nature to kill, kill, kill, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kile: Good to be back, goodnight everybody! AND WE DON'T OWN THAT SONG OR PAPA ROACH!!!!
ragnarock: hi
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STAFF ROOM
Taron: Too action packed.......
Flare is still in InuYasha's shirt
Kile: I'm just glad to be back......
Tenchy: It's a load off my mind.
ragnarock: Yeah......hi.....hi.......hi.......hi.....
Kalabora is making that girl from earlier do strange things by means of wicca
Slash: Pudding?
Vicious: Schlong! Pudding! Schlong pudding! YUM!
Mac: This is not.....the greatest fic in the world, no, this is just bullshit. AND I'M DJALA AGAIN!!! WHOOO!
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THE END
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