_________________________________________________________________________________________________Interviews Season 3
by:
Kile Terro
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*Welcome to.....The Spirit Show!!*
Kile is not at his desk
ragnarock: ...He gone AGAIN?
animemaster: Yeah, he's depressed that he can't get a girlfriend in his town -_-....loser.
Tenchy is listening to KoRn in a corner
Tenchy: KoRner. From now on corn shall be replaced with KoRn @_@
animemaster: Why?
Tenchy: @_@ The Great Jonathan wills it so...
AT JONATHAN DAVIS' HOUSE
Jonathan is going through his cabinets
Jonathan: KoRn flakes, KoRn starch, KoRn on the cob, popKoRn, and KoRny motherfuckers!! Mmm-mmm!!
He eats Fred Durst
BACK AT THE SET
All: .....
animemaster: ANYWAY........let's find Kile, he should be in his ready room.
They enter his ready room
animemaster: Kile! Where are you *mumblemumbleyoulittlemonkeyfuckermumblemumble*...?
Kalabora: LOOK!
There's a note on a desk
animemaster reads it
Note: I've gone to Japan to join Dir en grey, maybe I can get some girls if I turn into a bishounen -_-
-- Kile
ragnarock: ....Heheh......dumbass.
Tenchy: TO JAPAN!!!
He points in the distance
animemaster smacks him
animemaster: Japan's the OTHER way.
Tenchy: ......Oh.
They go through a door and end up in Japan
All: ......
Oriental theme plays
Kile: Kyo! Can I join Dir en grey?
Kyo: Eee......ah...oo.....ku.....American Fucker.
Kile: ......So.......can I join?
Kyo: ...........
Kyo bounces on Kile's head and runs, lifting his Kimono up slightly as he runs
Kile rubs his head
Kile runs off
animemaster: ..........
Kalabora: Lessgo, Lesbo!!! Yeeeehaa!!
Kalabora runs off
They follow
Kile is in the middle of a large intersection between the crosswalks
Kile: WELCOME!!
He is sitting at a desk
Kile: Today I have with me Kyo of Dir en grey
Kyo is sitting next to his desk
Kile: Kyo, can you speak english?
Kyo: No, I can't, I can only speak Japanese.
Kile: ...Hm......He DOES enjoy lying during "Interviews..."
Kyo: That was one damn bad pun.
Kile: I know....Oh, well, "Kiss me, kill me, love me"
Slash comes running out of nowhere wearing lipstick and carrying a condom and knife
He smiles
Kile: NO!!!!!!!!! AWAY!!!!!!
Slash cries and leaves
Kyo: I gotta get me summa dat!
Kile: HUH??
Kyo: Kidding, American Fucker!
Kyo: I should be going, There is a concert tonight.
Kyo stands up and moonwalks away
All: ............
Kyo (In distance): AHEEEEEEEEHEEEHEEE!!
Kile: .......MJ?
Kile runs away
The cast follows
They run past Michael Jackson who is sitting against a wall
Michael: Me sucky, Me fucky, 6 dolla--AHEEEEHEEEHEEE!
Kile stands outside the building where Dir en grey is having their concert
A man is standing outside the door
Kile: Can I come in?
Man: No.
Kile: Please?
Man: No.
Kile: Can I rub your cock?
Man: Sure.
Kile rubs the man's cock and he lets him in.
Once Kile is inside he realises he is still holding that man's rooster
The man comes back for his rooster
Man: Have fun, Kid.
He leaves and Kile wonders why he wasn't speaking Japanese
He sees a sillouette on the papery wall
The figure of a woman....undressing
Kile grows "amourous" (Beware, he's horny -_-)
He goes to where the woman is
He screams
Kile: IT'S SHINYA!!!!!!!!! IT'S SHINYA!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! HE HAS NO--
James: Dick....what is that, Dick?
Dick: I dunno, it looks like a--
Eric: TestyKiles....I dunno why he's such a Testy Kile.
Devin: That's because he's a flaming--
Coach MacIntosh: Ball sack! Put the balls in this ball sack and put it in my office.
Mike: I'd like to kick him in his--
Devin: Schlong, Josh Long (Sounds like Jaw Schlong), where did he go?
Jeremey: Probably to stroke his--
Farmer: Cock! Where's my rooster?? Here, Cock!
Mrs. MacDonald: Oh, don't be a--
Kile: PUSSY!!!!! MY PET IS A PUSSY--Huh? Where'd Shinya go?
animemaster: Oh, m'God, oh, m'God, oh, m'God!!
ragnarock: Don't worry! We'll find SOMEWAY out of this!
Kile: Huh? What're and How're you guys doing in here?
Kalabora: We rubbed Dick to get in here to find you.
Dick walks past
Dick: Nice backrub, Kala.
animemaster: BUT THIS HAPPENED!!!
He points to the bleeding Kyo on the ground
Kile: Eep.
Manager: OH!!!! Japanese Curses!!! IIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
animemaster: Chill, my Short Homey G....we can help you.
ragnarock: Yeah! HE just happens to be the world's best Kyo impersonator!
Tenchy: Dat be me uncle!
Everyone looks at him
Tenchy: What? It's been so long since my last line!
Manager: Japanese Words To Get Kile Dressed As Kyo!
He claps his hands while everyone wonders why he says such strange things and Kile is taken away
Kile: NO!!!! I WANNA KEEP MY BALLS, I WANNA KEEP MY BALLS!!!!
animemaster: Then you shoulda used them!
Kile comes back 1 hour later looking identical to Kyo
ragnarock winks
ragnarock: Sexy!
Kile is scared........VERY scared
They send Kile out on stage with the rest of Dir en grey
Manager: In Japanese I Say Sing MASK!
Kyo: Bwuh?
Lights dim and the band plays MASK
Kile (Thinking): Okay.....how does MASK go again...? Uh...
Kile opens his mouth and he sounds almost identical to Kyo
Kile:
kutsuu kasaneta hibi katamete yuu asufaruto ni
doku no hana ga saki midarete juuji wo kiri inoreba
heiwashugisha no shiroi MASK kono te ne totte
migi e narae shibarareta haijin tachi
muchi de utareru mainichi nara kubi nama tsukami
hakaishugisha no kuroi MASK kono te ni totte
Sweet life Mad life Last life Brain crash
migi me hidari me migi te hidari te migi ashi hidari ashi
hone ase namida ketsueki kokyuu shinkei shunou mo
mahi suru made nomashi tsuzuke hiru wo nomasete
yume wo tachikirarete ikiteku dokusai shugi ni
hane wo hirogete miyou arumi no hane
oni no inu ma ni jimen ni hayaku ochiyou
hane wo hirogete miyou kuzure yuku yume
kanawanu yume jimen ni hayaku chiribame
Everyone is cheering throughout the song
Backstage animemaster is tending to Kyo's wounds
Manager: In Japanese I Ask What Happened.
animemaster: I thought he was a girl and that he was hot.
All freak
animemaster smiles
The concert goes well
Kile, still dressed as Kyo, interviews the band
Kile: Shinya, what's up with your genitals?
Shinya: Weedwhacker whacks more than weeds.
All: (Painfully)Oooooh!
Kile: Do you have any secrets?
Toshiya: The Kyobots.
Kile: Kyobots?
Die: Yeah, the Kyobots, they eat young maidens...and screw ugly girls so Kyo doesn't have to.
Kaoru: Kyo battled changlings long ago...when he beat them with his special move, Dir en grey Technique Bot Splitting Sword, he got control of them and turned them into Kyobots....they do his bidding.
Kile: Really?
Kaoru: Not really, but that would be cool.
Die: They were built to screw the ugly girls so Kyo didn't have to....Oh, look, there's one now.
Shinya: See how sweet it is? With its knives, chainsaws, and porn mags?
It turns on the chainsaw
Everyone screams and runs off
Kile: I don't know which is scarier! The Kyobot or the fact I like dressing like this!
They all hide in a bathroom, Kile holds his back against the door
Kile: No one be scared *pant pant* We're safe here.
A chainsaw cuts the door apart, leaving only the part Kile was against
They flush themselves down the toilet and end up outside
Tenchy: Whoever's writing this is making stuff up as he goes along.
The Simpsons are watching it at their house laughing
The Kyobots all come out....all 300 and 1/2 of them
Kile: It seems we're doomed.
Kalabora begins muttering a chant
animemaster: Whatchuu doing?
Kalabora: Spiritos Jellos Raminos Rakitoras Cosbios Slinkios Pedos
ragnarock: That's too strong!!!!
Kalabora: Jellos Ramanininininininos PEDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bill Cosby, one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse comes down
Bill: TRY THE JELL-O, KYOBOTS!!!!
He vaporizes the Kyobots with Jell-o energy balls
The only remaining Kyobot runs to Kile
Gay Kyobot: I love you!! I don't ever want to be away from you!!!
Kile: KILL IT, BILL!!!!!!! KILL IT DEAD!!!!!!!!
Bill kills it with a Jell-o ball
He comes down, they all eat Jell-o and live happily ever after
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STAFF ROOM
animemaster: WHAT the FUCK was that about?!
Kile: It was zany and made no sense.
Tenchy: It was alright.....Kilekyo....Kyile.....whoever.
ragnarock: Poor Kyo.....
Kalabora: Yeppas.....Billy Boyeeeeeeee!!!!
Mac: Silence!!!! I am about to get some from the prettiest girl ever, ohhhh.....
He goes to the back room with the girl
Silence...
Mac: OH, MY GOD!!!!!! SHE'S A HE!!!!!!!!!! S/HE HAS A--
Dan: Dick? What's up?
Dick: Oh......I got my dick stuck in a pool's suction valve....
Dan: HAHAHAHAH!!!!!
_________________________________________________________________________________________________THE END
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by:
Kile Terro
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
*Welcome to.....The Spirit Show!!*
Kile is not at his desk
ragnarock: ...He gone AGAIN?
animemaster: Yeah, he's depressed that he can't get a girlfriend in his town -_-....loser.
Tenchy is listening to KoRn in a corner
Tenchy: KoRner. From now on corn shall be replaced with KoRn @_@
animemaster: Why?
Tenchy: @_@ The Great Jonathan wills it so...
AT JONATHAN DAVIS' HOUSE
Jonathan is going through his cabinets
Jonathan: KoRn flakes, KoRn starch, KoRn on the cob, popKoRn, and KoRny motherfuckers!! Mmm-mmm!!
He eats Fred Durst
BACK AT THE SET
All: .....
animemaster: ANYWAY........let's find Kile, he should be in his ready room.
They enter his ready room
animemaster: Kile! Where are you *mumblemumbleyoulittlemonkeyfuckermumblemumble*...?
Kalabora: LOOK!
There's a note on a desk
animemaster reads it
Note: I've gone to Japan to join Dir en grey, maybe I can get some girls if I turn into a bishounen -_-
-- Kile
ragnarock: ....Heheh......dumbass.
Tenchy: TO JAPAN!!!
He points in the distance
animemaster smacks him
animemaster: Japan's the OTHER way.
Tenchy: ......Oh.
They go through a door and end up in Japan
All: ......
Oriental theme plays
Kile: Kyo! Can I join Dir en grey?
Kyo: Eee......ah...oo.....ku.....American Fucker.
Kile: ......So.......can I join?
Kyo: ...........
Kyo bounces on Kile's head and runs, lifting his Kimono up slightly as he runs
Kile rubs his head
Kile runs off
animemaster: ..........
Kalabora: Lessgo, Lesbo!!! Yeeeehaa!!
Kalabora runs off
They follow
Kile is in the middle of a large intersection between the crosswalks
Kile: WELCOME!!
He is sitting at a desk
Kile: Today I have with me Kyo of Dir en grey
Kyo is sitting next to his desk
Kile: Kyo, can you speak english?
Kyo: No, I can't, I can only speak Japanese.
Kile: ...Hm......He DOES enjoy lying during "Interviews..."
Kyo: That was one damn bad pun.
Kile: I know....Oh, well, "Kiss me, kill me, love me"
Slash comes running out of nowhere wearing lipstick and carrying a condom and knife
He smiles
Kile: NO!!!!!!!!! AWAY!!!!!!
Slash cries and leaves
Kyo: I gotta get me summa dat!
Kile: HUH??
Kyo: Kidding, American Fucker!
Kyo: I should be going, There is a concert tonight.
Kyo stands up and moonwalks away
All: ............
Kyo (In distance): AHEEEEEEEEHEEEHEEE!!
Kile: .......MJ?
Kile runs away
The cast follows
They run past Michael Jackson who is sitting against a wall
Michael: Me sucky, Me fucky, 6 dolla--AHEEEEHEEEHEEE!
Kile stands outside the building where Dir en grey is having their concert
A man is standing outside the door
Kile: Can I come in?
Man: No.
Kile: Please?
Man: No.
Kile: Can I rub your cock?
Man: Sure.
Kile rubs the man's cock and he lets him in.
Once Kile is inside he realises he is still holding that man's rooster
The man comes back for his rooster
Man: Have fun, Kid.
He leaves and Kile wonders why he wasn't speaking Japanese
He sees a sillouette on the papery wall
The figure of a woman....undressing
Kile grows "amourous" (Beware, he's horny -_-)
He goes to where the woman is
He screams
Kile: IT'S SHINYA!!!!!!!!! IT'S SHINYA!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! HE HAS NO--
James: Dick....what is that, Dick?
Dick: I dunno, it looks like a--
Eric: TestyKiles....I dunno why he's such a Testy Kile.
Devin: That's because he's a flaming--
Coach MacIntosh: Ball sack! Put the balls in this ball sack and put it in my office.
Mike: I'd like to kick him in his--
Devin: Schlong, Josh Long (Sounds like Jaw Schlong), where did he go?
Jeremey: Probably to stroke his--
Farmer: Cock! Where's my rooster?? Here, Cock!
Mrs. MacDonald: Oh, don't be a--
Kile: PUSSY!!!!! MY PET IS A PUSSY--Huh? Where'd Shinya go?
animemaster: Oh, m'God, oh, m'God, oh, m'God!!
ragnarock: Don't worry! We'll find SOMEWAY out of this!
Kile: Huh? What're and How're you guys doing in here?
Kalabora: We rubbed Dick to get in here to find you.
Dick walks past
Dick: Nice backrub, Kala.
animemaster: BUT THIS HAPPENED!!!
He points to the bleeding Kyo on the ground
Kile: Eep.
Manager: OH!!!! Japanese Curses!!! IIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
animemaster: Chill, my Short Homey G....we can help you.
ragnarock: Yeah! HE just happens to be the world's best Kyo impersonator!
Tenchy: Dat be me uncle!
Everyone looks at him
Tenchy: What? It's been so long since my last line!
Manager: Japanese Words To Get Kile Dressed As Kyo!
He claps his hands while everyone wonders why he says such strange things and Kile is taken away
Kile: NO!!!! I WANNA KEEP MY BALLS, I WANNA KEEP MY BALLS!!!!
animemaster: Then you shoulda used them!
Kile comes back 1 hour later looking identical to Kyo
ragnarock winks
ragnarock: Sexy!
Kile is scared........VERY scared
They send Kile out on stage with the rest of Dir en grey
Manager: In Japanese I Say Sing MASK!
Kyo: Bwuh?
Lights dim and the band plays MASK
Kile (Thinking): Okay.....how does MASK go again...? Uh...
Kile opens his mouth and he sounds almost identical to Kyo
Kile:
kutsuu kasaneta hibi katamete yuu asufaruto ni
doku no hana ga saki midarete juuji wo kiri inoreba
heiwashugisha no shiroi MASK kono te ne totte
migi e narae shibarareta haijin tachi
muchi de utareru mainichi nara kubi nama tsukami
hakaishugisha no kuroi MASK kono te ni totte
Sweet life Mad life Last life Brain crash
migi me hidari me migi te hidari te migi ashi hidari ashi
hone ase namida ketsueki kokyuu shinkei shunou mo
mahi suru made nomashi tsuzuke hiru wo nomasete
yume wo tachikirarete ikiteku dokusai shugi ni
hane wo hirogete miyou arumi no hane
oni no inu ma ni jimen ni hayaku ochiyou
hane wo hirogete miyou kuzure yuku yume
kanawanu yume jimen ni hayaku chiribame
Everyone is cheering throughout the song
Backstage animemaster is tending to Kyo's wounds
Manager: In Japanese I Ask What Happened.
animemaster: I thought he was a girl and that he was hot.
All freak
animemaster smiles
The concert goes well
Kile, still dressed as Kyo, interviews the band
Kile: Shinya, what's up with your genitals?
Shinya: Weedwhacker whacks more than weeds.
All: (Painfully)Oooooh!
Kile: Do you have any secrets?
Toshiya: The Kyobots.
Kile: Kyobots?
Die: Yeah, the Kyobots, they eat young maidens...and screw ugly girls so Kyo doesn't have to.
Kaoru: Kyo battled changlings long ago...when he beat them with his special move, Dir en grey Technique Bot Splitting Sword, he got control of them and turned them into Kyobots....they do his bidding.
Kile: Really?
Kaoru: Not really, but that would be cool.
Die: They were built to screw the ugly girls so Kyo didn't have to....Oh, look, there's one now.
Shinya: See how sweet it is? With its knives, chainsaws, and porn mags?
It turns on the chainsaw
Everyone screams and runs off
Kile: I don't know which is scarier! The Kyobot or the fact I like dressing like this!
They all hide in a bathroom, Kile holds his back against the door
Kile: No one be scared *pant pant* We're safe here.
A chainsaw cuts the door apart, leaving only the part Kile was against
They flush themselves down the toilet and end up outside
Tenchy: Whoever's writing this is making stuff up as he goes along.
The Simpsons are watching it at their house laughing
The Kyobots all come out....all 300 and 1/2 of them
Kile: It seems we're doomed.
Kalabora begins muttering a chant
animemaster: Whatchuu doing?
Kalabora: Spiritos Jellos Raminos Rakitoras Cosbios Slinkios Pedos
ragnarock: That's too strong!!!!
Kalabora: Jellos Ramanininininininos PEDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bill Cosby, one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse comes down
Bill: TRY THE JELL-O, KYOBOTS!!!!
He vaporizes the Kyobots with Jell-o energy balls
The only remaining Kyobot runs to Kile
Gay Kyobot: I love you!! I don't ever want to be away from you!!!
Kile: KILL IT, BILL!!!!!!! KILL IT DEAD!!!!!!!!
Bill kills it with a Jell-o ball
He comes down, they all eat Jell-o and live happily ever after
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
STAFF ROOM
animemaster: WHAT the FUCK was that about?!
Kile: It was zany and made no sense.
Tenchy: It was alright.....Kilekyo....Kyile.....whoever.
ragnarock: Poor Kyo.....
Kalabora: Yeppas.....Billy Boyeeeeeeee!!!!
Mac: Silence!!!! I am about to get some from the prettiest girl ever, ohhhh.....
He goes to the back room with the girl
Silence...
Mac: OH, MY GOD!!!!!! SHE'S A HE!!!!!!!!!! S/HE HAS A--
Dan: Dick? What's up?
Dick: Oh......I got my dick stuck in a pool's suction valve....
Dan: HAHAHAHAH!!!!!
_________________________________________________________________________________________________THE END
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