Don't own dbz if I did it be a lot better probably have to be on adult swim Hope you in joy the 4th 5th will be out tomorrow I'm stumped but not that stumped just on things I have to explain to you =)



After the lunch Ivanna and Bulma, both said their good byes, and call you later.

Bulma having a new felling for here best friend 'hatred'.

She soon cheered up as she came home.

Ivanna had talked about Eric the whole time, and even though Bulma loved Vegeta, she still had feelings for Eric. Ivanna kept on looking at Bulma in a strange way, it crept Bulma out. In addition, Ivanna kept on asking Bulma strange questions like what her favorite body scent was, or her clothes, or were here kitchen and bathrooms were. The strangest was what's here favorite name to call Vegeta, Trunks, and Bra.

"What dose she want with all those answers I gave her?" Bulma thought. She was pretty puzzled about it but was happy to be home. Bulma snickered she could not wait to see how here little plan worked out. Bulma walked in and plopped on the couch, ordering a rum and coke from the drink-mixing robot 5000, and turning on the TV to Passions.

Just as she was getting relaxed, she heard a loud familiar voice.

"WWOOMMMMAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Uh huh right on time, so when he comes down here should I run or should I run now?" Bulma thought, but it was too late to decide Vegeta was already down stairs.

You see Bulma wanted to find out what was this thing with Ivanna. She decided to get him back for teasing her yesterday, so she knew the gang was coming and stuck a itty witty surprise in Vegeta's Auto Cloths Dressing Changer. Knowing he would go out before looking in a mirror to see how he looked.

Vegeta flew down stairs flaming mad glaring at Bulma in an irritated way.

Bulma took one look at him and dropped to the floor; in laughter having, tears come down here cheeks. She was laughing so hard she could not here what Vegeta was saying.

"OH SO YOU THINK THIS IS FUCKIN FUNNY!!!!!!!!" Vegeta fumed his face red.

Vegeta was dressed in a Bartlett cheerleader out fit (hahahahaha can't imagine him in that) His feet in a pair of white leather cowgirl boots, (looked just like the shoes he always wears) a ruffle blue and gold striped skirt. It covered enough of his manly hood. A tube top with a big bear on it he, also had a bra on. The shirt was really tight you could see all his muscles even his belly button. The funniest thing was (snort) he had (hahaha) his hair in pigtails with streamers in them.

" HA HA SO FUNNY I'LL MAKE YOU LAUGH BITCH !!!" Vegeta yelled shaking the house.

"Uh oh time to run." Bulma choked out of her laughter.

Still laughing with cramps and tears she staggered out the door to the car. She drove as fast as she could knowing Vegeta would soon catch up with her.

"Oh my god that was so hahaha funny hahaha a Kodak moment, well it sort of was since I wasn't hahaha the only ha one who saw it!" Bulma said snickering as she was driving towards the country.

It took a minute for Vegeta to change as he ran upstairs and ripped off the cloths. hitting them with a small ki ball they slowly dropped to the floor in ashes. he grabbed some stuff and threw him out the window as he began to fly towards Bulmas direction. He shuddered as he remembered the day's events.

*Flash Back*

" WHAT THE HELLS SO FUNNY YOU THINK ITS FUCKIN FUNNY TO BE BLASTED-"

Before he could finish, everyone dropped to the ground and was laughing tears were streaming out of their eyes. Vegeta stood there for a moment wondering what could possibly be this funny .He quickly snapped out of that remembering why he was down here he started barking at everyone but no one could her a word Vegeta was saying.

"Okay," Vegeta smirked "then I guess if you won't tell me who did it I will have to kick all of your Asses." Smiling Vegeta took his stance and began, "Kah maha kah maha" before he could finish he felt a little nippy or slight breeze =P.

The ki ball went out of control Vegeta let the ball go though it wasn't finished it did a good job on everyone. He did not see this he was running for a mirror (which wasn't that far because Bulma has to look in one every minute.) as he stared in utter disbelief "AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

END OF FLASH BACK

Vegeta winced at the remembrance knowing it would sting his memories forever thanks to Bulma. At the mention of her name, he turned back on to his target as he was catching up to Bulma. Bulma saw him so decided to speed up to try and at least get to the forest and run before he could get her.

She made it and started to run, Bulma was happy she did not wear high heels that day for her plan.

Vegeta smirked and landed on the ground "Dumb woman she should know she can't hide. I mean a forest is the most easiest for me to track her, maybe I should give her a head start." he stood there for a moment before he remembered what had happened again " Ya right it's hunting time." He laughed as he ran after her only relying on the scent of her.

"Wow huff I guess huff those running exercises huff are working after huff all. Got to huff hurry all huff most their huff." Bulma strained as she staggered towards her point. She ran in to a tropical point that was clear it was an oasis. It had palm trees a warm bubbling spring and a straw chair and massaging bed. She had found this spot a couple days ago and cleaned it up for her little paradise. She quickly removed her cloths and ran in the spring knowing any second Vegeta would appear. Vegeta arrived ready to pounce on her but instead his didn't see her any where her scent hung in the air but she was nowhere in sight. All of a sudden, he saw her rise from the water as her hair flung back and the water trickled down her body. (A better description think when Halle Berry coming out of the water in the 007 movie).

Vegeta's mouth dropped.

"Oh stop drooling Vegeta." laughing Bulma said.

"So what are you up to now?" Vegeta replied sarcastically.

"ME why would I be up to something?" Bulma bit her finger trying to look as innocent as possible.

" Ha what ever you want you all ways try and find some way to get it." Vegeta smirked

"Hmmm maybe like YOU." seducing as if Bulma came over with her hot glistening body and the sun hitting here just right. She walked over to Vegeta swaying here hips from side to side "Well big boy I think I got what I wanted again." Bulma kissed him so sweetly. It was like a drug to Vegeta he wanted more and more and more kissing her back.

"I guess so to." Vegeta replied purring so softly but jumped when he felt Bulma rubbing his tale spot purring was over he was moaning.

Bulma moved him over to the massaging bed taking away all of his tension. She pored oil all over him getting him nice and lathered up. She rubbed him in the most pleasureful ways moving here hands conventionally over him. When she flipped him over Vegeta opened his eyes "Why did you stop?" "Because I just wanted to do a little of this." she got on top of him going down and up on him rubbing his chest.

Then she started kissing his neck lightly and when she got to his ear, she said lightly "You want more tell me what Ivanna did and I didn't just do this because you didn't tell me its because you passed up on of my favorite things about you SEX."

Bulma giggled and then ran the hell out of their leaving Vegeta stunned and horny as hell.



Hahaha Vegeta got told but why won't he tell her oh well stick around find out I put in some punctuations but I need someone to help me okay come on chimera update soon I love your story I think I might take one of your ideas of there if that's okay Bulma gets powers oops did I say that out loud oh well at least you don't know how and now it has nothing to do with having sex with a animal I just saw the Friday after next and it was great well I have to go so like I say BARTLETT BEARS