Star Preview: With Ultimate Sage!

Sage: Hello hello hello! Welcome to my- ^_^

*Yami runs out with folder: Yami Bakura chases him*

Yami Bakura: Ahh! GIVE THAT BACK YOU $&!#!! ~_~+

Yami: (stick out tongue) NYAHH!!!

Yami Bakura:(tackles Yami into Sage)

All: OAF! +_+

Sage:...ow....!!! YAMI BAKURA, YOU PERVERT! GET YOUR HAND OUT FROM THERE!!(bites hand) ~_~+

Yami Bakura: OWWWWWW! Ive got ravies!

Sage: GET-OFF-OF-ME! (pushes Yami Bakura off)

Yami Bakura: OW!

Yami: ...ermm..... Aha! Ive got the folder! Bwahaha-??? HEY! (yami Bakura snatches folder)

Yami Bakura: Bwah! Its mine now! Neeheeheehhee!

Yami: (disturbing look) .... you cackle like my grandma....

Yami Bakura: WHAT? WHY I OUTTA- OWWWWWWWWW! (collapses: Sage punches him)

Sage: ANYWAYS! Hello, welcome to my fic!

Yami: (snatches folder) Lets see... !!! (sees porn pictures with laddies: whistles)

Yami: well well well! You certainatlye have taste-

Yami Bakura: (snatches photos) What the-

Sage: Hey! Sweet pcitures! Can I have them?

Yami: (widens eyes) Thats a bit odd to hear from a girl...

Yami Bakura: ...Unless you are a lesbian-

*WHACK*

Sage: Im NOT a lesbian! Im just helping someone with a science project-

Yami Bakura: -Who?

(Yugi walks in)

Yugi: has anyone seen a folder?

*Everyones jaws drop*

Yami Bakura: THIS is your folder???

Sage: ....

Yugi: (sweatdrops) Did I say folder? I mean boulder...

Yami Bakura: Boulder?

Yugi: ^_^;;

Sage: YUGI! You are so young, how do you know this stuff already?

Yami: I have taught him well...

Yami Bakura:Sage: !!!

*Mya walks in*

Mya: Ohhh! Im SO miserable! has anyone seen my bras?

Sage:.... thanks for letting us know...

Yami Bakura: Bras? I can help you-

Yami: -Looks like youve got expirience...

*WHACK*

Yami: +_+

Mya: T.T

Yugi: (whistles) Ill just go... hee hee hee.... ^_^;;

Sage: Okaaaaaaaaaay..... 0.0;; Lets just get on with the show... this is just a small priview of what I am going to write about.... though I didnt really say anything.... well, wait till next chapter!