Star Preview: With me, Ultimate Sage and the Lazy DragonSlayer
Sage: Hey! Sorry we were late for the update! A certain PERSON was being lazy... -_-+
Slayer: Its not my fault-I had other things to do
Sage: Oh? Like What?!
Slayer: Staring at Britney Spears poster for several hours... in the bathroom daydreaming-
Sage: -Thats a little more then I asked
Yami Bakura: Briteny Spears?! ^_^
Yami: Hey hey hey- Shes MINE
Yami Bakura: No
Yami: Yes
Yamu Bakura: No
Yami: YES
Yami Bakura: NO!
Yami: YES!
Yami Bakura: NO!!
Yami Bakura: YES!!!
Yami: NO!!!
Slayer: Jynx!
Yami&Yami Bakura: (mouthing) NO! YES! NO! YES!
Sage: Okay. That there was weird...
Slayer: *Sigh* Anyways, heres the first chapter-
Sage: -Hey-this is supposed to be MY Fic! ~_~+
Slayer: So? I wanted to butt in.
Sage: Hey! MY FIC MEANS MINE ONLY! GET OUT!
Slayer: W-what? No! Im staying and theres no way you are stopping me!
Sage: OH I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU CRY!!! ~_~+
Chapter One: Chaos
Yugi: Are we ready?
Bakura: Yup! (jumps into van)
Yami: Yeah...
Yami Bakura: This is going to suck. I hate camping...
Yami: Will you stop complaining and get in you idiot?
Yami Bakura: Are you going to make me, spikey boy?
Yami: Spikey?!
Yugi: You two better not start today
Bakura: Yeah, especially a beautiful day!
Yami Bakura: Humph! Why Can't it rain?
Yami: If it rains Ill hurt you.
Yami Bakura: Try
Yami: I will
Bakura&Yugi: JUST GET IN!!
Yami: (gets in truck)
Yami Bakura: (Jumps in after)
Grandpa: Alrighty then! (jumps into back seat)
Yami: Uhhh... Gramps? Aren't you supposed to be driving?
Grandpa: Hmm. I lost my drivers liscense when I hit Kaiba with the car
Bakura: What?
Grandpa: I was hoping that one of you-
Yami Bakura: No sweat! ILL do it! ^_~
Yami: What?! The last thing we need is a psycho path driving for us!
Yami Bakura: I can DRIVE
Yugi: Give it a rest, you two. Yami Bakura, just drive
Yami: ~_~+
Yami Bakura: ^_^ (examines wheel)
Yami: ... Dont you know how to start the car wind geezer? -_-;;
Yami Bakura: Sure I do! Lets see... (starts car) Okay! Here we go!
*CRASH*
Yami: YOU STUPID BASTARD WE ARE DRIVING BACKWARDS!!
Yami: Oh yeah! Heheheh! No wonder! (starts driving forward)
Bakura: L-look out for that tree!
*CRASH*
Yami Bakura: Oaf! Whoops! The other way!
Yugi: Do-do you even know how to drive?
Yami Bakura: Sure I do!
*30 seconds later*
*CRASH*
Yami: Thats the seventh person you hit already!
Yami Bakura: So? They are in my way, plus this road is puny!
Yami: You stupid idiot! THIS IS THE SIDEWALK!!!
Yami Bakura: ... Erm, I knew that!
Bakura: I dont feel too good...
Yugi: Me niether...
Yami: You two better hold it, because I site right in between you!
Grandpa: -_-;;
Yami Bakura: Aha! Here we are! (stops car)
Yugi: Oh no I cant hold it!
Yami: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Yugi&Bakura: Ahhh! Urggg! BWAHHH! BLAHHH!
Yami: (covered with vomit) .....
Grandpa: (folds umbrella) Its a good thing I can prepared
Yami Bakura: (jumps out) See? What did I tell ya! Safe and sound!
Yami: I hate you
Yami Bakura: Thats a nice way to thank! ~_~+
Yugi: I feel much better ^_^
Bakura: Same ^_^
Yami: ~_~+
Grandpa: Anywho, its getting late. We should build a campfire
*everyone grabs wood*
Grandpa: okay, we are ready. Yami-matches!
Yami: (pulls out matches) Little idiots totally out-vomit them-so theres only a few left.
Yugi: ^_^;;
Bakura: Sorry... ^_^;;
Grandpa: Oh great... -_-;; (flicks a match) burn baby, BURN!! (flame goes off)
Yami Bakura: Huh?
Yami: It went off because it saw your face
*WHACK*
Yami: T.T
Yami Bakura: (evil grin) Who needs that, when we have gasoline! (pulls out bottle)
Yugi: Isnt that enough?
Yami bakura: Nope!
Yami: You idiot. We have only one match left-
Yami Bakura: I can still light it
Yami: okay. if you are so smart-YOU light it!
Yami Bakura: (evil grin) My pleasure.... (pulls out match)
Yami Bakura: 5...4...3...2...1... CLEAR!
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!*
Grandpa: we needed a campfire, not an atomic bomb explosion!
Yugi: Wow. That felt weird
Bakura:.....
Yami: (frowns) Heh, you win.
Yugi: (widens eyes) OH MY GOSH!! ITS ON FIRE!!
Yami: I know the campfire is on fire, stupid-
Bakura: N-no! Your pants are on fire!
Yami: Huh? (looks down) ...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Grandpa: GRAB THE BUCKET OF WATER!
Yami: AHHH! (starts running around: falls)
Yami: (fires go out) Phew-WAIT! NOO! I DONT-
*SPLASH*
Yami: ...
Bakura: (puts down bucket).... is it out?
Yami: I SAID I DIDNT NEED IT! (turns to Yami Bakura) And YOU! I SAID LIGHT THE FIRE, NOT ME!!!!!!!
Yami Bakura: Hey-My prayers have been answered-
Yami: -WHAT?! WHY I OUTTA-
Too Bee Continued...
Yami: OKAY! WHO WROTE THIS SCRIPT!?
Sage&Slayer: (whistles)
Yami Bakura: Hehehe. I like their script. (sings) I put Yami in fire-
*WHACK*
Yami Bakura: Ow-ow-ow-ow!
Slayer: Anyways. Wait till next chapter.
Sage: Hahah. Yeah.
Slayer: Se ya-
Sage: -WAIT!
Slayer: ???
Sage: I am gonna need 3 new reviews to continue
Slayer: WHAT?
Sage: If they really want me to continue, then thats that! its only three reviews-
Slayer: You are a spoiled brat-they are not going to like you for this
Sage: ... whatever.(beep beep) I gotta go and star at Orlando Bloom's picture for three hours!! SEE YA!
Slayer: Am I missing something?
Sage: Hey! Sorry we were late for the update! A certain PERSON was being lazy... -_-+
Slayer: Its not my fault-I had other things to do
Sage: Oh? Like What?!
Slayer: Staring at Britney Spears poster for several hours... in the bathroom daydreaming-
Sage: -Thats a little more then I asked
Yami Bakura: Briteny Spears?! ^_^
Yami: Hey hey hey- Shes MINE
Yami Bakura: No
Yami: Yes
Yamu Bakura: No
Yami: YES
Yami Bakura: NO!
Yami: YES!
Yami Bakura: NO!!
Yami Bakura: YES!!!
Yami: NO!!!
Slayer: Jynx!
Yami&Yami Bakura: (mouthing) NO! YES! NO! YES!
Sage: Okay. That there was weird...
Slayer: *Sigh* Anyways, heres the first chapter-
Sage: -Hey-this is supposed to be MY Fic! ~_~+
Slayer: So? I wanted to butt in.
Sage: Hey! MY FIC MEANS MINE ONLY! GET OUT!
Slayer: W-what? No! Im staying and theres no way you are stopping me!
Sage: OH I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU CRY!!! ~_~+
Chapter One: Chaos
Yugi: Are we ready?
Bakura: Yup! (jumps into van)
Yami: Yeah...
Yami Bakura: This is going to suck. I hate camping...
Yami: Will you stop complaining and get in you idiot?
Yami Bakura: Are you going to make me, spikey boy?
Yami: Spikey?!
Yugi: You two better not start today
Bakura: Yeah, especially a beautiful day!
Yami Bakura: Humph! Why Can't it rain?
Yami: If it rains Ill hurt you.
Yami Bakura: Try
Yami: I will
Bakura&Yugi: JUST GET IN!!
Yami: (gets in truck)
Yami Bakura: (Jumps in after)
Grandpa: Alrighty then! (jumps into back seat)
Yami: Uhhh... Gramps? Aren't you supposed to be driving?
Grandpa: Hmm. I lost my drivers liscense when I hit Kaiba with the car
Bakura: What?
Grandpa: I was hoping that one of you-
Yami Bakura: No sweat! ILL do it! ^_~
Yami: What?! The last thing we need is a psycho path driving for us!
Yami Bakura: I can DRIVE
Yugi: Give it a rest, you two. Yami Bakura, just drive
Yami: ~_~+
Yami Bakura: ^_^ (examines wheel)
Yami: ... Dont you know how to start the car wind geezer? -_-;;
Yami Bakura: Sure I do! Lets see... (starts car) Okay! Here we go!
*CRASH*
Yami: YOU STUPID BASTARD WE ARE DRIVING BACKWARDS!!
Yami: Oh yeah! Heheheh! No wonder! (starts driving forward)
Bakura: L-look out for that tree!
*CRASH*
Yami Bakura: Oaf! Whoops! The other way!
Yugi: Do-do you even know how to drive?
Yami Bakura: Sure I do!
*30 seconds later*
*CRASH*
Yami: Thats the seventh person you hit already!
Yami Bakura: So? They are in my way, plus this road is puny!
Yami: You stupid idiot! THIS IS THE SIDEWALK!!!
Yami Bakura: ... Erm, I knew that!
Bakura: I dont feel too good...
Yugi: Me niether...
Yami: You two better hold it, because I site right in between you!
Grandpa: -_-;;
Yami Bakura: Aha! Here we are! (stops car)
Yugi: Oh no I cant hold it!
Yami: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Yugi&Bakura: Ahhh! Urggg! BWAHHH! BLAHHH!
Yami: (covered with vomit) .....
Grandpa: (folds umbrella) Its a good thing I can prepared
Yami Bakura: (jumps out) See? What did I tell ya! Safe and sound!
Yami: I hate you
Yami Bakura: Thats a nice way to thank! ~_~+
Yugi: I feel much better ^_^
Bakura: Same ^_^
Yami: ~_~+
Grandpa: Anywho, its getting late. We should build a campfire
*everyone grabs wood*
Grandpa: okay, we are ready. Yami-matches!
Yami: (pulls out matches) Little idiots totally out-vomit them-so theres only a few left.
Yugi: ^_^;;
Bakura: Sorry... ^_^;;
Grandpa: Oh great... -_-;; (flicks a match) burn baby, BURN!! (flame goes off)
Yami Bakura: Huh?
Yami: It went off because it saw your face
*WHACK*
Yami: T.T
Yami Bakura: (evil grin) Who needs that, when we have gasoline! (pulls out bottle)
Yugi: Isnt that enough?
Yami bakura: Nope!
Yami: You idiot. We have only one match left-
Yami Bakura: I can still light it
Yami: okay. if you are so smart-YOU light it!
Yami Bakura: (evil grin) My pleasure.... (pulls out match)
Yami Bakura: 5...4...3...2...1... CLEAR!
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!*
Grandpa: we needed a campfire, not an atomic bomb explosion!
Yugi: Wow. That felt weird
Bakura:.....
Yami: (frowns) Heh, you win.
Yugi: (widens eyes) OH MY GOSH!! ITS ON FIRE!!
Yami: I know the campfire is on fire, stupid-
Bakura: N-no! Your pants are on fire!
Yami: Huh? (looks down) ...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Grandpa: GRAB THE BUCKET OF WATER!
Yami: AHHH! (starts running around: falls)
Yami: (fires go out) Phew-WAIT! NOO! I DONT-
*SPLASH*
Yami: ...
Bakura: (puts down bucket).... is it out?
Yami: I SAID I DIDNT NEED IT! (turns to Yami Bakura) And YOU! I SAID LIGHT THE FIRE, NOT ME!!!!!!!
Yami Bakura: Hey-My prayers have been answered-
Yami: -WHAT?! WHY I OUTTA-
Too Bee Continued...
Yami: OKAY! WHO WROTE THIS SCRIPT!?
Sage&Slayer: (whistles)
Yami Bakura: Hehehe. I like their script. (sings) I put Yami in fire-
*WHACK*
Yami Bakura: Ow-ow-ow-ow!
Slayer: Anyways. Wait till next chapter.
Sage: Hahah. Yeah.
Slayer: Se ya-
Sage: -WAIT!
Slayer: ???
Sage: I am gonna need 3 new reviews to continue
Slayer: WHAT?
Sage: If they really want me to continue, then thats that! its only three reviews-
Slayer: You are a spoiled brat-they are not going to like you for this
Sage: ... whatever.(beep beep) I gotta go and star at Orlando Bloom's picture for three hours!! SEE YA!
Slayer: Am I missing something?