Star Preview: With Me, Sage! ^_~
Sage: AIYEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! I am so so SO sorry that I am SO late! I got grounded! T.T
Slayer: No, you got hypnotized by that Orlando Bloom poster again... -_-;;
Sage: ...
Yami: WELL I WAS HAPPY YOU WERE GONE!
Sage: W-what?
Yami: You made me get bashed by Yami Bakura!
Yami Bakura: ^_^
Sage: huh?
Yami: You wrote the script, and I hate it. GO-
Yami Bakura: -wait just a minute! I like her script! SHE STAYS!
Yami: Goes!
Yami Bakura: Stays!
Yami: Goes!!
Yami Bakura: Stays!!
Yami: GOES!!!
Yami Bakura: STAYS!!
Yami: GOES!!!!!!!!
Yami Bakura: STAYS!!!!!!!!
Sage: Gee, aint I popular? ^_^
Slayer: ...
Sage: *sigh* Like I said earlier, I was grounded. I am EXTREMELY sorry for the long wait. This might happen next time... so check all the time because I can be a bit late... ^_^;;
Chapter Three: BackFire
Yami: ~_~+
Grandpa: Please calm down, the two of you... lets just be quiet and enjoy ourselves...
Yami Bakura: He started it
Yami: No
Yami Bakura: Yes
Yami: No
Yami Bakura: Yes
Yami: NO
Yami Bakura: YES
Yami: NO!!
Yami Bakura: YES-
Bakura: Shut up, the both of you! ~_~+
Yugi: *sigh* Please.... anyone want a marshmellow?
Yami Bakura: Marsh-mellow? o.0;;
Yami: Peh. Its a marsh made out of mellow, genious...
Yami Bakura: ???
Bakura: Try it- stick it at the end of this stick-then you put it into the fire
Yami Bakura: .... no thanks.
Grandpa: Shush. Lets everybody be at peace and quiet....
Yami Bakura: Q-quiet?!
Yami: (sniggers) You can never shut up for three seconds...
Yami Bakura: Sure I can! 1....2.....3.... see? HAH!
Yami: ....
Yugi: Bakura, did you pack the water?
Bakura: Uhhh... I thought you did!
Yugi: What?! No!
Bakura: That means we dont have water?!
Yugi: ~_~+
Yami: *sigh* I will go buy some stuff at this little quickie mart I saw nearby while psychopath here was driving-
Yami Bakura: -HEY!
Yami: ... just gimme some money....
Grandpa: okay. Heres $40
*Yami walks away*
Yugi: Ugh... I think im de-hydrating....
Yami Bakura: *sigh* We would have plenty of water if it would rain....
Bakura: Hey- we gone all through this trouble trying to start it-I hope it wont
Yami Bakura: ....
* * * * * * * * *
*yami walks in market*
Yami: I thought it was close.. not like 15 miles away! *spots manager turned backwards towards him*
Yami: Um, ma'am! Ma'am!
*manager turns to him*
Yami: Oh, I am so sorry! I thought you were a women-
Manager: -I AM a women... I wish *giggles*
Yami: .... How much is a couple bottles of water...?
Manager: Hmm. $5.34 each
Yami: What? Thats cheap!
Manager: Would you like me to charge more, honey?
Yami: NO no-what are those?
Manager: Them beautities are Whiski
Yami: Whiski?
Manager: Makes ya go high, hun *winks*
Yami: Wait a minute- didn't she-he say was a he?
Manager: Yah know what, sugah, I have thirty minutes of break... the back room is available...
Yami: Uhhhh!!!!! I will take three bottles- (has a sudden idea) and one bottle of whiski!
Manager: So we are going to do it?!
Yami: NO
Manager: :'(
****
Bakura: Ive been wondering when you would come back
Yami: *pant pant pant*
Grandpa: It takes you 6 hours to get here?
Yami Bakura: And you said it wasn't too far.... -_-;;
Yami: (takes out glasses) Well, I thought it wasnt too far away. A good 30 miles....
Yugi: wat-er...
Bakura: Good. Because Yugi is getting a bit desperate for water
Yugi: gaaaaaaaahhh........
Yami: (gives cup to everyone)
(gulp, glug, gulp, glug)
Bakura: ^_^ Refreshed!
Yami: (passes Yami Bakura water with an evil grin) Here you go...
Yami Bakura: (suspicious look) Why is it bubbling..?
Yami: Special water. Drink it....
Yami Bakura: How do I know that you never poisoned it?
Yami: If I poison you, Bakura would be heratbroken
Bakura: No, you would be doing me a favor
Yami: ....
Yami bakura: Heh. Not thirsty anyways-
Yami: N-
Yugi: -here, Ill have it! (snatches drink)
Yami: NOO!!!!!!!
*too late*
Yami: ...
Grandpa: Yami, calm down
Yami Bakura: Hah! That means-
Yugi: *hic* Hey there, hottie! Wazzup?!
*GLARE*
Yami Bakura: W-w-what?!
Yugi: (mentally grins) You look exactly like my X-wife!
Yami Bakura: WHAT?!
Bakura: He's just joking, huh Yugi-
Yugi: Damn right!
Bakura: ... Urm... see!
Yugi: Heh, you are hot too. Puty you are married.... *hic*
Grandpa: 0.0;; YUGI?!?!
Yugi: *hic* Hey hey hey hey, there, DUDE! You looking in ship-shape! Been working out? *hic*
Yami Bakura: YOU DIDNT TELL ME HE WAS GAY!!!!!!
Yami: Hes NOT gay!
Yugi: (giggles menally) You look like my grandpa! White hair!
Yami Bakura: Oh I AM GONNA KILL YOU-
Yami: -WAIT! Hes just drunk!
Grandpa: Yugi's been DRINKING?!
Yami: Ummmmm............. no
TO BE CONTINUED
Sage: Sorry about being late and all, since this wasn't really funny and I am in such a big hurry! I am always late!
Slayer" Why am I not surprised?
Sage: Shut it, you big bully
Slayer: *sigh*
Sage: but seriously- sorry for being such a drag-
Slayer: You are always a drag-
Sage: -being not such a comedy-
Slayer: -you were never funny-
Sage: -Ill try to never be possessed by the Orlando Bloom poster ever again-
Slayer: -You cant go two seconds without looking at that poster-
Sage: WILL YOU STOP ^$&^#$^# INTERUPTING ME!
Slayer: *blink blink*
Sage: ANYWAYS! Since im such a bitch-
Slayer: -You always are- OKAY OKAY OKAY! OUCH!I WONT START!!!!!!!!!
(Sage drops Slayer)
Sage: OH well. I SUCK at beginnings. I mean, SUCK. but I have something perfect for the middle and ending... mwahahahha......... three reviews and me continue!
Slayer: ....
Sage: AIYEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! I am so so SO sorry that I am SO late! I got grounded! T.T
Slayer: No, you got hypnotized by that Orlando Bloom poster again... -_-;;
Sage: ...
Yami: WELL I WAS HAPPY YOU WERE GONE!
Sage: W-what?
Yami: You made me get bashed by Yami Bakura!
Yami Bakura: ^_^
Sage: huh?
Yami: You wrote the script, and I hate it. GO-
Yami Bakura: -wait just a minute! I like her script! SHE STAYS!
Yami: Goes!
Yami Bakura: Stays!
Yami: Goes!!
Yami Bakura: Stays!!
Yami: GOES!!!
Yami Bakura: STAYS!!
Yami: GOES!!!!!!!!
Yami Bakura: STAYS!!!!!!!!
Sage: Gee, aint I popular? ^_^
Slayer: ...
Sage: *sigh* Like I said earlier, I was grounded. I am EXTREMELY sorry for the long wait. This might happen next time... so check all the time because I can be a bit late... ^_^;;
Chapter Three: BackFire
Yami: ~_~+
Grandpa: Please calm down, the two of you... lets just be quiet and enjoy ourselves...
Yami Bakura: He started it
Yami: No
Yami Bakura: Yes
Yami: No
Yami Bakura: Yes
Yami: NO
Yami Bakura: YES
Yami: NO!!
Yami Bakura: YES-
Bakura: Shut up, the both of you! ~_~+
Yugi: *sigh* Please.... anyone want a marshmellow?
Yami Bakura: Marsh-mellow? o.0;;
Yami: Peh. Its a marsh made out of mellow, genious...
Yami Bakura: ???
Bakura: Try it- stick it at the end of this stick-then you put it into the fire
Yami Bakura: .... no thanks.
Grandpa: Shush. Lets everybody be at peace and quiet....
Yami Bakura: Q-quiet?!
Yami: (sniggers) You can never shut up for three seconds...
Yami Bakura: Sure I can! 1....2.....3.... see? HAH!
Yami: ....
Yugi: Bakura, did you pack the water?
Bakura: Uhhh... I thought you did!
Yugi: What?! No!
Bakura: That means we dont have water?!
Yugi: ~_~+
Yami: *sigh* I will go buy some stuff at this little quickie mart I saw nearby while psychopath here was driving-
Yami Bakura: -HEY!
Yami: ... just gimme some money....
Grandpa: okay. Heres $40
*Yami walks away*
Yugi: Ugh... I think im de-hydrating....
Yami Bakura: *sigh* We would have plenty of water if it would rain....
Bakura: Hey- we gone all through this trouble trying to start it-I hope it wont
Yami Bakura: ....
* * * * * * * * *
*yami walks in market*
Yami: I thought it was close.. not like 15 miles away! *spots manager turned backwards towards him*
Yami: Um, ma'am! Ma'am!
*manager turns to him*
Yami: Oh, I am so sorry! I thought you were a women-
Manager: -I AM a women... I wish *giggles*
Yami: .... How much is a couple bottles of water...?
Manager: Hmm. $5.34 each
Yami: What? Thats cheap!
Manager: Would you like me to charge more, honey?
Yami: NO no-what are those?
Manager: Them beautities are Whiski
Yami: Whiski?
Manager: Makes ya go high, hun *winks*
Yami: Wait a minute- didn't she-he say was a he?
Manager: Yah know what, sugah, I have thirty minutes of break... the back room is available...
Yami: Uhhhh!!!!! I will take three bottles- (has a sudden idea) and one bottle of whiski!
Manager: So we are going to do it?!
Yami: NO
Manager: :'(
****
Bakura: Ive been wondering when you would come back
Yami: *pant pant pant*
Grandpa: It takes you 6 hours to get here?
Yami Bakura: And you said it wasn't too far.... -_-;;
Yami: (takes out glasses) Well, I thought it wasnt too far away. A good 30 miles....
Yugi: wat-er...
Bakura: Good. Because Yugi is getting a bit desperate for water
Yugi: gaaaaaaaahhh........
Yami: (gives cup to everyone)
(gulp, glug, gulp, glug)
Bakura: ^_^ Refreshed!
Yami: (passes Yami Bakura water with an evil grin) Here you go...
Yami Bakura: (suspicious look) Why is it bubbling..?
Yami: Special water. Drink it....
Yami Bakura: How do I know that you never poisoned it?
Yami: If I poison you, Bakura would be heratbroken
Bakura: No, you would be doing me a favor
Yami: ....
Yami bakura: Heh. Not thirsty anyways-
Yami: N-
Yugi: -here, Ill have it! (snatches drink)
Yami: NOO!!!!!!!
*too late*
Yami: ...
Grandpa: Yami, calm down
Yami Bakura: Hah! That means-
Yugi: *hic* Hey there, hottie! Wazzup?!
*GLARE*
Yami Bakura: W-w-what?!
Yugi: (mentally grins) You look exactly like my X-wife!
Yami Bakura: WHAT?!
Bakura: He's just joking, huh Yugi-
Yugi: Damn right!
Bakura: ... Urm... see!
Yugi: Heh, you are hot too. Puty you are married.... *hic*
Grandpa: 0.0;; YUGI?!?!
Yugi: *hic* Hey hey hey hey, there, DUDE! You looking in ship-shape! Been working out? *hic*
Yami Bakura: YOU DIDNT TELL ME HE WAS GAY!!!!!!
Yami: Hes NOT gay!
Yugi: (giggles menally) You look like my grandpa! White hair!
Yami Bakura: Oh I AM GONNA KILL YOU-
Yami: -WAIT! Hes just drunk!
Grandpa: Yugi's been DRINKING?!
Yami: Ummmmm............. no
TO BE CONTINUED
Sage: Sorry about being late and all, since this wasn't really funny and I am in such a big hurry! I am always late!
Slayer" Why am I not surprised?
Sage: Shut it, you big bully
Slayer: *sigh*
Sage: but seriously- sorry for being such a drag-
Slayer: You are always a drag-
Sage: -being not such a comedy-
Slayer: -you were never funny-
Sage: -Ill try to never be possessed by the Orlando Bloom poster ever again-
Slayer: -You cant go two seconds without looking at that poster-
Sage: WILL YOU STOP ^$&^#$^# INTERUPTING ME!
Slayer: *blink blink*
Sage: ANYWAYS! Since im such a bitch-
Slayer: -You always are- OKAY OKAY OKAY! OUCH!I WONT START!!!!!!!!!
(Sage drops Slayer)
Sage: OH well. I SUCK at beginnings. I mean, SUCK. but I have something perfect for the middle and ending... mwahahahha......... three reviews and me continue!
Slayer: ....