Star Preview: With Me, Sage! ^_~
Sage: Oh gosh, I am being so late. Sorry 'bout that. Okay, just check in like every two weeks, or every month, cause I dont come home that often and barely onto the computer^^;;
*watches Tv*
Sage: Theres a war!!!! 0.0;;
Slayer: That a bit OBVIOUS ~_~+
Sage: And now the people of Iraq are happy that Bush won or something? o.0;;
Slayer: I dunno. I just feel sorry for those poor poeple that got killed during that war... T.T
Sage: But now, I heard that the war is over.... who was it against...?
Slayer: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHO?!? 0.0;;
Sage: If its nothing to do with Orlando Bloom, I dont know... ^_^;;
Slayer: -_-;;
Sage: Well?
Slayer: Sadam Housane I think
Sage: So damn insane?
Slayer: SO-DAM HOU-SANE- hey! That rhymes! Hahahah! Good one!
Sage: I am finally apprciated ^_~
Slayer: ...
Chapter Three: Something That Wasnt Expected
*Yami explains to everyone about his nice little trap*
Yami Bakura: AHA! YOU TRIED TO MAKE ME DRUNK!! I KNEW IT!!
Yami: It serves you right, you idiot
Yugi: WAZZUP?!?! *hic*
Bakura: *sigh* Now that Yami made Yugi drunk, I think we should tie him to a chain
Yami Bakura: Or use a doggy leash-
Grandpa: (hits Yami Bakura on the head with mallet) HURT MY LITTLE YUGI YOU DIE!!
Yami: ...
Yami Bakura: OU-CH?! T.T
Yugi: *hic* WAZZUP BONNER?!?!
Grandpa: ...
Yami: Okay- lets just tie Yugi to the truck, okay? Hes going to get into serious trouble-
*tries to grab Yugi*
Yugi: LET ME GOOO!!! RAPE!! RAPE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yami: CALM DOWN-
*Yugi bites hand*
Yami: OWWWW!!!!
Yami Bakura: C' mer! (jumps to Yugi- hits tree instead)
Yami Bakura: +_+
Bakura: (pulls out doggy treat) YU-GI!!! CATCH THE TREAT!! (throws it into car)
Yami: ^_^ (jumps into car)
*Yami slams door- almost breaks Yami Bakura foot*
Yami Bkaura: MY FOOT! OUCH! YOU GOT MY FOOT! T.T
Yami: *evil grin* Did I, now?
Grandpa: Phew... ok...
Bakura: OH man- there goes my breakfast....
Yami: you EAT doggy treats?! o.0;;
Bakura: ...
Yami Bakura: Hey- we should lock him in there- (quickly opens door and locks it)
*Yugi pushes his face onto mirrow- and sticks out tongue*
Yugi: MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB!! LITTLE LAMB!! LITTLE LAMB!! MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB AS... YELLOW AS THE SNOW!!!
Yami: YOU IDIOT!!
Yami Bakura: ???
Yami: YOU JUST LOCKED US OUT!!
Yami Bakura: I did?
Yami: ~_~+
Bakura: Oh well- as long as we have the keys-
Yami Bakura: T-the keys?
(Everyone glares at Yami Bakura)
Yami: Dont tell me... ~_~+
Yami Bakura: ...
* engine starts*
Yugi: WOOHOO!!! YEEHA!! (drives away)
Granpda: LOOK WHAT YOU &$&^%$^ STUPID MOTHER *&^&^$& DID!!
Yami: 0.0;;
Yami Bakura: 0.0;;
Bakura: YUUUUUUUUGI!!!!!
*chases after truck*
Yugi: YAAAAAY!! Move it- you stupid Mother &#%^#$!!! BWAHAHAHA!!! NEE HEE HEE!! (slams into several people)
Yami: DAMN IT! We can never catch up to him-
Yami Bakura: Unless he traps himself-
*they lose Yugi*
Bakura: Where is he?! WE LOST HIM!!
Grandpa: Just follow the insane laughter, then we are sure to find Yugi...
Bakura: ... or if we follow a trail of dead people, we might
Yami: Oooookay-
*CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!*
Grandpa: 0.0;;
Bakura: 0.0;;
Yami Bakura: ... what was that?!
Yami: YUUUUUUUUGI!?!?
*they split up to find Yugi*
Grandpa: Yugi?! Yugi?! YUGI?!
*someone handcuffs him*
Grandpa: Wha?
Officer: you are under arrest!
Grandpa: For-for what?!
Cop: Is this your daughter or wife? (pulls out yugi; hes singing mary had a little lamb)
Grandpa: YUGI!!!
Yugi: (goes cross eyed) Hee hee.... you looking hot there, honey bun!
Cop: *widens eyes*
*it was like a cue when Bakura showed up*
Bakura: Hey- a wife?! She kinda looks like Yugi-
Cop: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR ATTEPMT RAPE!!
Grandpa: WHAT???
Bakura: Attempt ...rape? But I was going to do that in a month or so-
Grandpa: (glare of death) WHAT-DID-YOU-SAY!?
Bakura: (sweatdrops) Nothing nothing!
Cop: ANYWAYS! Let me get back in my job! YOU WERE DRUNK DRIVING AND DITCHED THIS POOR KID AND TRIED TO RAPE HIM!
Grandpa: Why on earth would I want to rape my OWN grandson?!
Cop: I HAVE NO IDEA! For All I know- this is yoai!
Bakura: YOAI!? I wonder how he knew that...
Cop: *drags them and tosses them into his truck* I am going to have to put you in custody!
To be continued...
Note) Okay- this is a bit screwed up and I might have to rewrite this because I did this under ten minutes and I wont be able to go onto the comuter for a week- but my plot is coming- and its on the next chapter... bwahaahhaha.... oh yeah, sorry if you are a Bakura fan. Kinda made him screwed in this chapter ^_^
Sage: Sorry...
Slayer: For what?
Sage: Not YOU. Sorry for being late... IM a bit lazy
Slayer: Im not surprised.
Sage: .. anwyays. How many reveiws again?
Slayer I dunno. ITs YOUR fic. I have to put mine up in a week or two- hers a nice spoiler: Rewritten of Forbiddon Magic. And the story line is going to be alot more interesting and different- dont worry, I have permission to rewrite it-
Sage: YEAH! Wait- you do?
Slayer: Do you even know the writer...?
Sage: ?????
Slayer: *angers* YOU ARE THE MOST STUPIDEST PERSON ON EARTH!
Sage: W-what?!
Slayer: ... no, wait. Thats giving you, WAY too much credit
Sage: For what?
Slayer: ........ *evil grin* I feel so sorry for Mouse. Having to suffer with you-
Sage: -Well, I cant help but being stupi- HEY- THAT WAS MEAN!
Slayer: *snaps* Damn, almost got you to admit that!
Sage: Okay- just shut it and chat to the fans. I have to remember how many reveiws... *goes into pensive thought*
Slayer: I doubt shes thinking... anything other than Orlando Bloom...
Sage: ...Orlando Bloom... uuuuuuhhhhhh.......... mmmmmmm................ *drools*
Slayer: *gwaks* Anyways, Ill say this behalf of her- THREE REVEIWS AND SHE Will continue!!
Sage: Mmmm... uhhhhhh........Orlando Bloom...mmmmmmmmmm....... more.........
Slayer: OH MY GOD!! 0.0;;
Sage: Oh gosh, I am being so late. Sorry 'bout that. Okay, just check in like every two weeks, or every month, cause I dont come home that often and barely onto the computer^^;;
*watches Tv*
Sage: Theres a war!!!! 0.0;;
Slayer: That a bit OBVIOUS ~_~+
Sage: And now the people of Iraq are happy that Bush won or something? o.0;;
Slayer: I dunno. I just feel sorry for those poor poeple that got killed during that war... T.T
Sage: But now, I heard that the war is over.... who was it against...?
Slayer: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHO?!? 0.0;;
Sage: If its nothing to do with Orlando Bloom, I dont know... ^_^;;
Slayer: -_-;;
Sage: Well?
Slayer: Sadam Housane I think
Sage: So damn insane?
Slayer: SO-DAM HOU-SANE- hey! That rhymes! Hahahah! Good one!
Sage: I am finally apprciated ^_~
Slayer: ...
Chapter Three: Something That Wasnt Expected
*Yami explains to everyone about his nice little trap*
Yami Bakura: AHA! YOU TRIED TO MAKE ME DRUNK!! I KNEW IT!!
Yami: It serves you right, you idiot
Yugi: WAZZUP?!?! *hic*
Bakura: *sigh* Now that Yami made Yugi drunk, I think we should tie him to a chain
Yami Bakura: Or use a doggy leash-
Grandpa: (hits Yami Bakura on the head with mallet) HURT MY LITTLE YUGI YOU DIE!!
Yami: ...
Yami Bakura: OU-CH?! T.T
Yugi: *hic* WAZZUP BONNER?!?!
Grandpa: ...
Yami: Okay- lets just tie Yugi to the truck, okay? Hes going to get into serious trouble-
*tries to grab Yugi*
Yugi: LET ME GOOO!!! RAPE!! RAPE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yami: CALM DOWN-
*Yugi bites hand*
Yami: OWWWW!!!!
Yami Bakura: C' mer! (jumps to Yugi- hits tree instead)
Yami Bakura: +_+
Bakura: (pulls out doggy treat) YU-GI!!! CATCH THE TREAT!! (throws it into car)
Yami: ^_^ (jumps into car)
*Yami slams door- almost breaks Yami Bakura foot*
Yami Bkaura: MY FOOT! OUCH! YOU GOT MY FOOT! T.T
Yami: *evil grin* Did I, now?
Grandpa: Phew... ok...
Bakura: OH man- there goes my breakfast....
Yami: you EAT doggy treats?! o.0;;
Bakura: ...
Yami Bakura: Hey- we should lock him in there- (quickly opens door and locks it)
*Yugi pushes his face onto mirrow- and sticks out tongue*
Yugi: MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB!! LITTLE LAMB!! LITTLE LAMB!! MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB AS... YELLOW AS THE SNOW!!!
Yami: YOU IDIOT!!
Yami Bakura: ???
Yami: YOU JUST LOCKED US OUT!!
Yami Bakura: I did?
Yami: ~_~+
Bakura: Oh well- as long as we have the keys-
Yami Bakura: T-the keys?
(Everyone glares at Yami Bakura)
Yami: Dont tell me... ~_~+
Yami Bakura: ...
* engine starts*
Yugi: WOOHOO!!! YEEHA!! (drives away)
Granpda: LOOK WHAT YOU &$&^%$^ STUPID MOTHER *&^&^$& DID!!
Yami: 0.0;;
Yami Bakura: 0.0;;
Bakura: YUUUUUUUUGI!!!!!
*chases after truck*
Yugi: YAAAAAY!! Move it- you stupid Mother &#%^#$!!! BWAHAHAHA!!! NEE HEE HEE!! (slams into several people)
Yami: DAMN IT! We can never catch up to him-
Yami Bakura: Unless he traps himself-
*they lose Yugi*
Bakura: Where is he?! WE LOST HIM!!
Grandpa: Just follow the insane laughter, then we are sure to find Yugi...
Bakura: ... or if we follow a trail of dead people, we might
Yami: Oooookay-
*CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!*
Grandpa: 0.0;;
Bakura: 0.0;;
Yami Bakura: ... what was that?!
Yami: YUUUUUUUUGI!?!?
*they split up to find Yugi*
Grandpa: Yugi?! Yugi?! YUGI?!
*someone handcuffs him*
Grandpa: Wha?
Officer: you are under arrest!
Grandpa: For-for what?!
Cop: Is this your daughter or wife? (pulls out yugi; hes singing mary had a little lamb)
Grandpa: YUGI!!!
Yugi: (goes cross eyed) Hee hee.... you looking hot there, honey bun!
Cop: *widens eyes*
*it was like a cue when Bakura showed up*
Bakura: Hey- a wife?! She kinda looks like Yugi-
Cop: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR ATTEPMT RAPE!!
Grandpa: WHAT???
Bakura: Attempt ...rape? But I was going to do that in a month or so-
Grandpa: (glare of death) WHAT-DID-YOU-SAY!?
Bakura: (sweatdrops) Nothing nothing!
Cop: ANYWAYS! Let me get back in my job! YOU WERE DRUNK DRIVING AND DITCHED THIS POOR KID AND TRIED TO RAPE HIM!
Grandpa: Why on earth would I want to rape my OWN grandson?!
Cop: I HAVE NO IDEA! For All I know- this is yoai!
Bakura: YOAI!? I wonder how he knew that...
Cop: *drags them and tosses them into his truck* I am going to have to put you in custody!
To be continued...
Note) Okay- this is a bit screwed up and I might have to rewrite this because I did this under ten minutes and I wont be able to go onto the comuter for a week- but my plot is coming- and its on the next chapter... bwahaahhaha.... oh yeah, sorry if you are a Bakura fan. Kinda made him screwed in this chapter ^_^
Sage: Sorry...
Slayer: For what?
Sage: Not YOU. Sorry for being late... IM a bit lazy
Slayer: Im not surprised.
Sage: .. anwyays. How many reveiws again?
Slayer I dunno. ITs YOUR fic. I have to put mine up in a week or two- hers a nice spoiler: Rewritten of Forbiddon Magic. And the story line is going to be alot more interesting and different- dont worry, I have permission to rewrite it-
Sage: YEAH! Wait- you do?
Slayer: Do you even know the writer...?
Sage: ?????
Slayer: *angers* YOU ARE THE MOST STUPIDEST PERSON ON EARTH!
Sage: W-what?!
Slayer: ... no, wait. Thats giving you, WAY too much credit
Sage: For what?
Slayer: ........ *evil grin* I feel so sorry for Mouse. Having to suffer with you-
Sage: -Well, I cant help but being stupi- HEY- THAT WAS MEAN!
Slayer: *snaps* Damn, almost got you to admit that!
Sage: Okay- just shut it and chat to the fans. I have to remember how many reveiws... *goes into pensive thought*
Slayer: I doubt shes thinking... anything other than Orlando Bloom...
Sage: ...Orlando Bloom... uuuuuuhhhhhh.......... mmmmmmm................ *drools*
Slayer: *gwaks* Anyways, Ill say this behalf of her- THREE REVEIWS AND SHE Will continue!!
Sage: Mmmm... uhhhhhh........Orlando Bloom...mmmmmmmmmm....... more.........
Slayer: OH MY GOD!! 0.0;;