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don't, since I don't want to get sued, I will put this disclaimer here.
A/N: Second chapter will now be up! But it's a wonder how Master Asia and Chibodee could possibly torture a guy who is always trying to fight and feel his opponent's emotions through punches. . . Oh you'll see. . .
Slimslyde: MUWHAHAHA!!!
Chibodee: MUWHAHAHA!!!
Asia: MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA-*cough* *cough*
Chibodee: You should get that looked at. . . Mr. Stalker?
Stalker *removes eye-patch and jacket then does hand motions* Chibodee Revenge set! Ready?! Doom!
Domon (voice over with subtitle): The falling of the King. . . Wait, no Why not George?!! Or Argo, he needs it more than me. . . darn. . . ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Domon wakes up from the bright and shiny morning, as birds chirp. The tussle haired hero gets up, wearing pink G-Gundam pajamas)
Domon (Thinking: Ah, what a great day, the birds are singing!): Damn birds. . . shut it up!
(The King Of Hearts gets up from his bed and goes downstairs, first brushing his teeth, then having a nice bowl of Argo-Os, now with Pirate marshmallows, then pours some milk in it.)
Domon (Takes a bite and thinks: Mmm. . . nice marshmallows, and this crunchy Argo shaped oats are the best!): Feh, this cereal is alright. . .
(Suddenly, an explosion happens outside of Domon's new apartment, then a series of short explosions, followed by the following song. . .)
"I love you, you love me, and we're a happy family. . ."
(Domon looked up in fear, still wearing those pink pajamas)
(Suddenly he disappeared just as three seconds later, his apartment, the entire complex was destroyed by the hand of a Gundam. . . It was a purple Gundam, with green chest plates. It looked like a normal Gundam, but. . . cute. . . The gold points on the Gundam head that usually look like a samurai's helmet, or a ninja's head cover, was green as well, and pointed back. The Gundam had a purple tail as well, with green spots. It had weird dinosaur like feet, which looked like redwood tree trunks. On both arms were blasters that had little flower pictures all over. It was probably the most disturbing Gundam of all. . . The Barney Gundam. . . Meanwhile, atop a building. . .)
Chibodee: Are you sure we can freak out Domon this way. . .?
Domon: Ever since I knew Gundam, he's had a fear and hatred for Barney. . . it goes back to his childhood. . .
(Flashback:
Barney: Hi!
Young Domon: Hi purple dinosaur man!
Barney: *pats Domon the head, then heaves him forward* Now sing the song!
Young Domon: I don't wanna sing the song. . .
Barney: Sing the song. . . Or no soup for you!
Young Domon: WAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
(little Domon runs away as the purple dinosaur of children's nightmares chases him, singing that same annoying song.)
(Back to the present, Domon roars "Arise Gundam!" The God Gundam arises as the King Of Hearts jumps into the cockpit, activating the mobile trace and gets ready to rock some Purple Dino arse)
Domon: You're going down you sick excuse of a children's afternoon hero!
Barney: I love you!!!!
Domon: Die!!!!!
(The God Gundam flies straight at the Barney Gundam, and starts punching recklessly, forgetting all his training of the Highlands, of Master Asia, and of the trenchcoat-wearing ninja, Schwarz Bruder. He attacks, swinging lefts and right, at a dodging Barney. . . which the purple Gundam knees him in the stomach, then. . . hugs him. Meanwhile, Chibodee and Master Asia eat popcorn and debate over world politics and what's a funnier name "Slinker" or "Noodge".)
Domon: That's it!! No More. . .
(Domon's body glows gold inside his cockpit and so does the Gundam for that matter.)
Domon: This hand of mine glows burning red. . . It tells me to defeat you!!!!
(The Barney Gundam stands there doing really nothing but grinning, as the one inside it laughs. The God Gunam's hand glows and the King Of Hearts flies towards Barney again, this time, an circle of energy pushing him as well. . .)
Domon: Bakaretsu. . . God Finger!!!
(He puts his hand over the Barney Gundam. . . but it keeps smiling, just like the pilot inside)
Barney: You can't beat me. . . and now you're gonna fail and fall!!!
Domon: No!!!!! I've got something else!!!
Asia (laughing): He's a fool if he thinks the move I taught him will work. . .
Chibodee: Why?
Asia: That thing is actually a robot. It's built to stop him at every turn. He's never faced an opponent like that. He can't understand it's feelings because it has none, it counters every move he knows, and it's built on his worse fear. A fear that makes your phobia of clowns look like a dance in the wind! MUWHAHAHAHAHA!!
Chibodee (Awestruck): You are part of my new religion.
(Meanwhile, Domon called to use the Sekiha Tenkyouken)
Domon: "School Of the Undefeated Of The East! Sekiha Tenkouken!"
Barney: I have one of those too! Prank of The Boxer & Undefeated Of The East! Mizugen Ryuuken (Translates in kanji to Water Illusion Dragon Punch)
(The water dragon punch attack defeats Domon's ultimate attack and takes him out, slamming him against a building, and sending him flying out of his Gundam, while his Gundam burns on fire. . .)
Domon: -_- NNOOO!!!!!!! Gundam!!!!!!
(Barney gets out of the Gundam)
Barney: Now!!! Hug Me!!!
(Barney runs over to The Shuffle Alliance Leader and hugs him, making his left eye twitch and cry in pain. Before he loses consciousness he screams, figuring out who was behind this from what The purple dinosaur's ultimate attack was.)
Domon: Curse you Chibodee!!!!!! Curse you Master!!!!!!!!!!
(Domon loses consciousness as the last thing he hears is the laughter of The Queen Of Spades and the Ex-King Of Hearts)
(Later. . .)
Chibodee: One down, three to go. . .
Asia: Who's next?
Chibodee: Someone I've always wanted to get. . . George. . .
Asia: What did you do with Domon. . .
Chibodee: Look for yourself. . .
(Chibodee points up at the giant Hong Kong mega-screen. On it a new show appears "The Adventures of Domon and Barney, directed by Steel Cerberus, which shows clips of Domon and Barney hugging, fishing, showing children that violence is bad, and Domon randomly saying "I love hugs!" both Chibodee and Master Asia gain giant sweatdrops. . . and both of them walk away whistling, as if they never even heard of Domon. . .)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A/N: And that's it! Chapter 3 is next! Stalker, if you please?!
George: Wait, stop! Please, I'll pay you in francs!!
Slimslyde: I don't want your money! You can't bribe me with French money pal! Stalker?
Stalker: It's the moment you've been waiting for! George De Sand it charged with murdering Miss Marie, and now, with his Knight's title broken, how will the orange haired Jack Of Diamonds go on!?!
Domon (With happy voice and subtitles): Next episode: The broken knight!
A/N: Second chapter will now be up! But it's a wonder how Master Asia and Chibodee could possibly torture a guy who is always trying to fight and feel his opponent's emotions through punches. . . Oh you'll see. . .
Slimslyde: MUWHAHAHA!!!
Chibodee: MUWHAHAHA!!!
Asia: MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA-*cough* *cough*
Chibodee: You should get that looked at. . . Mr. Stalker?
Stalker *removes eye-patch and jacket then does hand motions* Chibodee Revenge set! Ready?! Doom!
Domon (voice over with subtitle): The falling of the King. . . Wait, no Why not George?!! Or Argo, he needs it more than me. . . darn. . . ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Domon wakes up from the bright and shiny morning, as birds chirp. The tussle haired hero gets up, wearing pink G-Gundam pajamas)
Domon (Thinking: Ah, what a great day, the birds are singing!): Damn birds. . . shut it up!
(The King Of Hearts gets up from his bed and goes downstairs, first brushing his teeth, then having a nice bowl of Argo-Os, now with Pirate marshmallows, then pours some milk in it.)
Domon (Takes a bite and thinks: Mmm. . . nice marshmallows, and this crunchy Argo shaped oats are the best!): Feh, this cereal is alright. . .
(Suddenly, an explosion happens outside of Domon's new apartment, then a series of short explosions, followed by the following song. . .)
"I love you, you love me, and we're a happy family. . ."
(Domon looked up in fear, still wearing those pink pajamas)
(Suddenly he disappeared just as three seconds later, his apartment, the entire complex was destroyed by the hand of a Gundam. . . It was a purple Gundam, with green chest plates. It looked like a normal Gundam, but. . . cute. . . The gold points on the Gundam head that usually look like a samurai's helmet, or a ninja's head cover, was green as well, and pointed back. The Gundam had a purple tail as well, with green spots. It had weird dinosaur like feet, which looked like redwood tree trunks. On both arms were blasters that had little flower pictures all over. It was probably the most disturbing Gundam of all. . . The Barney Gundam. . . Meanwhile, atop a building. . .)
Chibodee: Are you sure we can freak out Domon this way. . .?
Domon: Ever since I knew Gundam, he's had a fear and hatred for Barney. . . it goes back to his childhood. . .
(Flashback:
Barney: Hi!
Young Domon: Hi purple dinosaur man!
Barney: *pats Domon the head, then heaves him forward* Now sing the song!
Young Domon: I don't wanna sing the song. . .
Barney: Sing the song. . . Or no soup for you!
Young Domon: WAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
(little Domon runs away as the purple dinosaur of children's nightmares chases him, singing that same annoying song.)
(Back to the present, Domon roars "Arise Gundam!" The God Gundam arises as the King Of Hearts jumps into the cockpit, activating the mobile trace and gets ready to rock some Purple Dino arse)
Domon: You're going down you sick excuse of a children's afternoon hero!
Barney: I love you!!!!
Domon: Die!!!!!
(The God Gundam flies straight at the Barney Gundam, and starts punching recklessly, forgetting all his training of the Highlands, of Master Asia, and of the trenchcoat-wearing ninja, Schwarz Bruder. He attacks, swinging lefts and right, at a dodging Barney. . . which the purple Gundam knees him in the stomach, then. . . hugs him. Meanwhile, Chibodee and Master Asia eat popcorn and debate over world politics and what's a funnier name "Slinker" or "Noodge".)
Domon: That's it!! No More. . .
(Domon's body glows gold inside his cockpit and so does the Gundam for that matter.)
Domon: This hand of mine glows burning red. . . It tells me to defeat you!!!!
(The Barney Gundam stands there doing really nothing but grinning, as the one inside it laughs. The God Gunam's hand glows and the King Of Hearts flies towards Barney again, this time, an circle of energy pushing him as well. . .)
Domon: Bakaretsu. . . God Finger!!!
(He puts his hand over the Barney Gundam. . . but it keeps smiling, just like the pilot inside)
Barney: You can't beat me. . . and now you're gonna fail and fall!!!
Domon: No!!!!! I've got something else!!!
Asia (laughing): He's a fool if he thinks the move I taught him will work. . .
Chibodee: Why?
Asia: That thing is actually a robot. It's built to stop him at every turn. He's never faced an opponent like that. He can't understand it's feelings because it has none, it counters every move he knows, and it's built on his worse fear. A fear that makes your phobia of clowns look like a dance in the wind! MUWHAHAHAHAHA!!
Chibodee (Awestruck): You are part of my new religion.
(Meanwhile, Domon called to use the Sekiha Tenkyouken)
Domon: "School Of the Undefeated Of The East! Sekiha Tenkouken!"
Barney: I have one of those too! Prank of The Boxer & Undefeated Of The East! Mizugen Ryuuken (Translates in kanji to Water Illusion Dragon Punch)
(The water dragon punch attack defeats Domon's ultimate attack and takes him out, slamming him against a building, and sending him flying out of his Gundam, while his Gundam burns on fire. . .)
Domon: -_- NNOOO!!!!!!! Gundam!!!!!!
(Barney gets out of the Gundam)
Barney: Now!!! Hug Me!!!
(Barney runs over to The Shuffle Alliance Leader and hugs him, making his left eye twitch and cry in pain. Before he loses consciousness he screams, figuring out who was behind this from what The purple dinosaur's ultimate attack was.)
Domon: Curse you Chibodee!!!!!! Curse you Master!!!!!!!!!!
(Domon loses consciousness as the last thing he hears is the laughter of The Queen Of Spades and the Ex-King Of Hearts)
(Later. . .)
Chibodee: One down, three to go. . .
Asia: Who's next?
Chibodee: Someone I've always wanted to get. . . George. . .
Asia: What did you do with Domon. . .
Chibodee: Look for yourself. . .
(Chibodee points up at the giant Hong Kong mega-screen. On it a new show appears "The Adventures of Domon and Barney, directed by Steel Cerberus, which shows clips of Domon and Barney hugging, fishing, showing children that violence is bad, and Domon randomly saying "I love hugs!" both Chibodee and Master Asia gain giant sweatdrops. . . and both of them walk away whistling, as if they never even heard of Domon. . .)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A/N: And that's it! Chapter 3 is next! Stalker, if you please?!
George: Wait, stop! Please, I'll pay you in francs!!
Slimslyde: I don't want your money! You can't bribe me with French money pal! Stalker?
Stalker: It's the moment you've been waiting for! George De Sand it charged with murdering Miss Marie, and now, with his Knight's title broken, how will the orange haired Jack Of Diamonds go on!?!
Domon (With happy voice and subtitles): Next episode: The broken knight!