Chapter 1: Here we go!

            Fox looked up lazily at his screen. He let out a yawn. There hadn't been a call for ages. Jesus, when would there next assignment come? Fox continued to listen to his music, playing it insanely loud. Falco was over in a corner, playing with his blaster. Dork. Peppy was chillin, looking over the specs for their newly aquired Arwings. They had to be fixed after that last mission. Slippy couldn't fly an arwing quite well yet, and got blasted not once, nor twice, but SIX times while trying to remember which button fired the ships main weapons, and he BUILT the thing. He looked over at Slippy, who seemed to be tinkering with… wait a second….

            "SLIPPY DON'T TOUCH THAT!!!"

            Too late. Slippy's face was scorched, and their new toaster, was to put it mildly, toast.   

            "Damnit Slip! Why'd you do that! That means a new toaster and we're on a budget! Crap….." Slippy looked fearful of what surely would come next. He counted down in his head. 3..2..1..

            "Well, nice goin Slip. Why don't you go tinker with say, a smart bomb? That way, if you screwed up, you'd rid us of your STUPID-ASS activities. Ok? Alright? Get it? ." And the Falco outburst, on time and sharp as ever. Slippy wouldn't stand for it this time! No way! 

            "Screw you, Bi-atch!" There was 3 seconds of complete silence. In other words, an eternity. Slippy felt awkward, then looked at the screen.       

            "Gen.. Gen… General Pepper?" Slippy looked about to wet his trousers.          

            "In case you were wondering private Slippy, I DO take offense at that. You had no reason to bring my mom into this! I oughta blast your little shrimp ass right now!" Slippy just about melted there, started babbling incoherently, and had to be carted off by Peppy, who was trying to save himself from dying by laughter. Fox, as the leader, took it up as his duty to talk with General Pepper.

            "Ahem, yes General?" The sun shined through on the view screen, It was really a beautiful day. But unfortunately, it made a nasty glare on the screen. He made odd squinting motions. General Pepper was flustered by this but wasn't going to say anything yet. Fox was dimly aware of some loud Pops and Bangs out of his window. He could barely hear anything.  

            "Fox, we need your help! Corneria is under attack by unknown forces! You need to get out there and help save the planet!" Fox looked oddly at General Pepper.

            "Whatchu talking bout' Pepper? There's no attack we would have heard it." Fox felt smug and superior about his logic. Unfortunately, it was wrong.

            "Fox you ding! Turn off that blasted music!" Fox ever resourceful, turned down the music a notch. He immediately noticed that the world was all of sudden, well, going boom.

            "We'll be out there soon Pepper, we want our fee after this!" He turned off the monitor before General Pepper could say anything more. Fox looked at Falco with a look, and then went to find Slippy and Peppy. This didn't take long, as Slippy was apparently revived,  and he and Peppy were playing Poker. They didn't notice that Fox and Falco and were in the room.     

            "I'll see your ten and raise you twenty!" This didn't go over well with Falco, and Peppy was suddenly short several muzzle hairs, and all of his bodily waste, courtesy of a exquisitely aimed blaster bolt.    

            "Clean your self off and come help us fools, the planets under attack, and we're getting payed to save it!" Falco looked ecstatic. Fox thought  he could hear something in the background. It was his music. He kept on running toward the hanger. He watched as his wingmen all jumped into their planes, except for Slippy, who fell on his ass twice before he managed to go get a ladder. He was silently cursing himself and making a mental note to drink more milk. Fox could still hear his music.

I've been searching for a man
All across Japan
Just to find, to find my samurai

Someone who is strong
But still a little shy
Yes I need, I need my samurai

 Ay, Ay, Ay, I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue, make the colours in the sky
Ay, Ay, Ay, I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue, make the colours in the sky

 

            Fox, energized and pumped. Started up his engines. He felt the raw power of his arwing beneath him. They took off out of the Great Fox (A recently acquired acquisition. It had cost them 3 mission's fees.) Fox put on his head phones and kept on listening to his song. One by one they blasted out of the hold of the great fox. The power of the arwings giving them all a giddy rush. This was living!

I've been searching in the woods
And high upon the hills
Just to find, to find my samurai

Someone who won't regret
To keep me in his net
Yes I need, I need my samurai

Ay, Ay, Ay, I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue, make the colours in the sky
Ay, Ay, Ay, I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue, make the colours in the sky

            They flew into their typical formation, running along the clouds as if they were a track, then diving and leveling off onto the water in a maneuver that would absolutely fuck up anything that gave a passing thought to following them. Fox spied ahead several enemy drones. They were taken out easily with laser blasts. Slippy being a bit of a showoff blasted ahead, and attempted to shoot them down. He went off Fox's screen for a few seconds, but came back with THREE enemies on his tail.

            "Damnit Slip!" Slippy's distraught cries were angering, but there was nothing the enemies could do as they were picked off quickly.

            "Thanks guys!" There it goes, Fox thought, you just KNOW Falco's gonna say something now. And like clock-work, he did.      

            "Slippy, didn't save YOU, we saved the ship. That way we wouldn't have to deal with the entire business of getting somebody else to make us another arwing." Slippy looked defiant, but fell back into formation.            They were coming along the canyon that led into Corneria's capitol city. Not that there was much city left. The enemy had completely decimated the city. Fox watched as the building in front of him was being toppled by a giant, well, Robot, however cliché it was. Fox dove close to the ground, then heard Peppy's voice.              

            "When in trouble, use the boost!" Fox looked at his view screen in shock and awe. Well. That certainly pissed Fox off.

            "I KNOW HOW TO FLY THIS SHIP YA OLD COOT!" Fox's exasperation was to apparent. They blasted everything in sight, then proceeded out of the city. They headed out onto the ocean. Fox made sport out of flying through the stone arches, showing off a bit for that surly Falco. Fox blasted the water skeeters (Like they had any other name.), and proceeded forward. Behind him fox heard a great rumbling, as he watched he saw a Great Ship fly over him. He then heard Falco's voice over the com.

            "I think that big ass thing is our target. We get payed TRIPLE if we can take it down. Follow me!" Falco flew up and over a great water fall, leading to a large valley. Fox noticed enemy fighters all over the valley. They were taken out, but not after Peppy sustaining a few hits. He was okay though. They kept on going and eventually headed out over open ocean. Everything seemed to be clear, they had lost site of the target. Fox watched as an unknown person appeared on his view screen. What the heck was it? He watched as their target, the ship carrier, appeared over his head.          

            "Well, Well, Well, wadda we have hear? I'll be taking you guys out today. Have a nice death!"  Fox laughed.

            "Falco, Slippy, Take Peppy and get back to the Great Fox, I'll take care of this." They left without saying anything, except for Falco attempting to make a smart remark about asses. Fox stared down the massive ship with a glint. The ship apparently had heavily plated armor, but had several bays for holding small unmanned craft. The first thing it did was open up it's bays and send out a massive number of attack craft. Unfazed, Fox shot a single smart bomb into the right hangar. The right side and all the units in the immediate vicinity exploded in a great ball. Fox repeated with the left side. This was too easy! It's like a game. All of a sudden, the ship turned around. Fox flew after it, not wanting it to escape, but he realized it was a mistake as the ship turned around and came back firing a hail of energy shells. Fox took heavy fire, and one of the arwings wings burned off. Not to be fazed, fox fire 6 bombs In rapid succesion.  The Ship tilted on it's side, and Fox heard the voice of the pilot.

            "YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT ANDDRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOO" Then ship go boom.

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That's the end of the first chapter! Wow I work fast! This chaps a little short on detail, but I was working at one in the mornin, it was kinda hard to keep goin, so I rushed. People, I'm ashamed to admit this, but cant someone remind me of the events at katina, and the sand planet (All I remember was that slip got knocked to the planet earlier, by that big ass transformer wannabe.)? As much of a rabid starfox fan I am, I am sad to say that I don't remember, having played it several years ago. I also don't have my N64 anymore, so I cant play it….. Anyway! Read and review, or I may kill you.

Im not joking.