CHAPTER 2: Dammit, who left that Carrier there? I tripped!

Fox went docked into the carrier far above the sky's of Corneria. He hopped nimbly out of his ship, landing on the ground with not so much as a whisper. ::Oh yeah, Major Cool Points!:: He thought. This would have been true, had it not been for the fact that the very next step had him tripping over a tool box. Peppy also walked into the hangar. He had not seen Fox jump, but had seen him fall.

"Fox, what did I tell you about watching where your going?" Fox sat up and looked at Peppy. Then for the second time that day, Peppy's juice came out the wrong end, and the smell of singed fur was in the air. Peppy ran off, yelling something about "Kids these days" and left Fox sitting there with a blaster and a smile of Satisfaction. Fox stood up and walked to the door. He opened the door, and walked into the main area. Slippy greeted him with a smile. Falco greeted him by getting Slippy in a head lock, and proceeding to give him a noogie. It didn't have much affect since slippy was pretty slippery, not having hair and all. Fox laughed at Falco's attempts at bullying. Deep down, he knew Falco wasn't nice at all. He was arrogant selfish and insecure. Not to mention that he fit just about every criminal profile known to man. Fox didn't know how many times he had gone off during their missions, leaving him in serious danger. THEN he would fly back, shoot the umpteen bad guys that were about to toast him, and say that Fox owed him, and to say thank you.

"What's poppin guys? Any new news?" Fox looked around waiting for an answer. Falco stopped his futile attempts at noogie-ing Slippy, and gave Fox a look.

"Fox, News is new, otherwise it wouldn't be news. For a Fox you sure aint that bright Fox."

"Take that back!"

"Never!"

"Don't tempt me Falco!"

"Whatchu gonna do momma's boy?!?"

"THAT'S IT YOU AGGRAVATING AVIAN!" This exchange was followed by several grunts and yells, as Fox and Falco rolled around on the floor biting, beaking, and just overall having a very good time. These kind's of dominance fights usually ended up with Fox on top, but this time Falco, did something so low, so horrible, that Fox was forced to submit.

He farted in his Face.

"YYYYYEEEEAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Fox screamed. He pulled out his blaster, intent on blasting off his beak, but before he could the view screen pulled up, with General Pepper about to witness capitol murder. Fox couldn't very well kill Falco right now. He put away his blaster , his focus immediately turning to General Pepper.

"General we just saved Corneria. We want 2 billion Dollars."

"Fox, this isn't the….."

"Better yet, THREE billion."

"Fox, I…"

"Hell, why not the whole hog, we want…….1 MILLION DOLLARS!"

"Deal."

"YES!" This was followed by everyone in the ship, including the freshly cleaned Peppy, all blasting Fox with Stun Blasters simultaneously. Fox with his fox-like reflexes, could not dodge them all. He was rendered simpering, and Peppy took up the conversation.

"Yes, General Pepper?"

"Well, bout time we got someone with even one iota of intelligence on this ship. Peppy, we need your help. We got wind that the venomians were planning a large scale assault at our reactor in Sector Y. This installation is vital to the survival of the Royal Cornerian Army, and all the free people's of the Lylat system. We sent a MASSIVE force of at least 15 Carriers, and an uncountable number of small fire troops. Then, we lost cont act with all of them.

"WHAT!?!"

"Yes, Peppy, we need your team to go out there and find out what happened to a third of our fleet. And while your out there, try head over to Katina and get me one of those delicious Katina Dog's. I really got a hankering for…… Peppy? Peppy! PEPPPPPPPPYYY!!!! Fudge."

Fox woke up in the cold of deep space. Well, it wasn't really cold, but he was in deep space, so I really didn't matter. Much. The last thing he rembered was being knocked out cold. Those ingrate's. They didn't respect him.:: I get no Respect.:: He mused in a train of thought that was about as complex as a rock's. Fox hopped out of his bed and ran into the hallway and to the main hall. Which was decorated with all sort's of odd rock's. One of them fell on his head, and Fox realized that the ship was shaking. It sounded like the sounded like the roar of…

"HEY!" Fox ran to the main hangar, and was just in time to see his ships and team mates taking off WITHOUT HIM!

"YOU BASTARD'S!!!" Fox climbed up the ladder to his arwing instead of jumping, and flipped on the booster's and some more music. He needed some thing to calm his nerves. He flipped through his collection of music, wholly aware that his friends were out there battling for the fate of SOMETHING. He didn't care though, Damnit, music was more important than the universe. Ah! He found a song! He popped it in, and then ran his engines, and blasted off in pursuit of the others. His song blared loudly in the background.

When this began
I had nothing to say
And I'd get lost in the nothingness inside of me
I was confused
And I let it all out to find/That I'm
Not the only person with these things in mind
Inside of me
But all the vacancy the words revealed
Is the only real thing that I've got left to feel
Nothing to lose
Just stuck/Hollow and alone
And the fault is my own
And the fault is my own

I want to heal
I want to feel
What I thought was never real
I want to let go of the pain I've held so long
[Erase all the pain 'til it's gone]
It's gone]
I want to heal
I want to feel
Like I'm close to something real
I want to find something I've wanted all along
Somewhere I Belong

…………………

Fox exited out of the warp into what appeared to be a massive ship graveyard.

"What the hell happened he………." His ship was then caught in a great uproar, as the bottom of his ship scraped against the topside of a monolithic carrier.

"Great God's! Who the fuck left that ship there?! I tripped on it!" This was followed by Peppy popping up on screen.

"Never give up! Trust your instincts!" Fox once again stared at the view screen.

"WTF? You old Codger!" Fox wasn't prepared to deal with this right now, so he blasted ahead, and finally caught up with Peppy, Falco and Slippy.

"Why the hell did you guys leave me behind? That was foul!" Fox angrily said into his smudged View-Screen.

"So is your breath." That does it! Fox thought. He immediately turned up his ass-kicking music. ::Alright Falco, lets see whose the best now!::

that's the penalty

that's the penalty

payback's a bitch so you best keep running

that's the penalty

that's the penalty

it's what you got

what you got

what you got coming

""This is what it's all about! THAT'S WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT FALCO!" Fox had pretty much gone insane due to his loud music. It made him invincible. Or so he thought. (Author note: Your not used to this irony yet?) He was immediately basted from behind by Falco, who during Fox's yelling was oblivious to everything else. Fox, showing that he did have some skills, Barrel Rolled off the blasts. He then almost proceed, to Loop Falco, but was stopped cold by the fact that about 15,000 enemy units had suddenly appeared from the wreckage of the ruined Cornerian Army.

"God! What happened? The Cornerian army was annihilated here, do any of you guys know how just these, oh, ZILLION units managed to get by the Crnerian's? Even these shouldn't have been able to defeat them!" Slippy with a expert analysis. It was answered fairly quickly, as about about 2 Zillion more units appeared behind the other ones.

"That answers it. Well Fox, are you guys ready, we're getting payed for this you know. Do you know how much they'll have to pay us if we pull this off? ! MWAHAHAHAHA!" Apparently Foxes music had gotten to Falco too, as they were both now shooting smart bombs left and right. And we all know what happens when people shoot Smart bombs. Especially when there shooting in no direction particular. Peppy and Slippy almost managed to almost crash into each other trying to get out of the way of the smart-bomb fool's.

"I bet the Cornerians WISH they had these smart bombs!"

"Wait a second, just how the hell are we killing this many people, when the Crnerians got annihilated by them?"

"We have 10 lives apiece, and a continue."

"Ah."

5 lives later the Star-Fox team had managed to mop up all the remaining forces, including the pathetic boss. All-range mode had made slippy throw up though, and he had to be shipped back to the Great Fox. The battle was easy, but Falco and Fox realized after the Final Battle, THEY EACH ONLY HAD ONE LIFE LEFT! OH NO!

"Uh, Fox?"

"Yeah?"

"We better start acting like this isn't a game. You know, for the sake of the seriousness of the story." Fox ignored him though, and was busy boppin and grooving in his Arwing. This irked Falco.

"DAMN YOU YOU BUBBLE HEAD!" Falco then Blasted Fox with a smart-bomb, wasting there last continue.

"Oop's."

Author's note: Well, If you guys have noticed, Im not good at telling serious fics. I hope you laugh your ass off at this, which means I succeded. If not, well, theres always next time. On an up note, this WILL be a retelling of the star-fox 64 story, so you have no need to fear. Okay? Anyway, review and tell me if you liked the story's, any help is always appreciated. The next chapter, (Katina) Will be up soon! SO DON'T WORRY!