Chapter 5: Intermission

            "I feel so looooooost, loooost, These memories are all that lies ah-eaaaaaaddd, never have I felt so lost, I just need a single second, to………….." There was a resounding shut-up that echoed through the Great Fox. Nobody except that foo' Fox was in a good mood, due to the fact that they had to pawn off almost everything in the Great Fox to pay off the Katina disaster. They even had to pawn off one of their bathrooms, leaving a grand total of 1 bathroom in the entire ship. Naturally this lead to some complications, and fights to the death over the bathroom were inevitable. The only thing that was saving the ship from becoming a crew member or two short, was the fact that Fox had locked himself in the Bathroom, and was singing. In a moment of rare cunning, he had locked the door. Falco was nearly insane by now, he REALLY needed to go to the bathroom.

            "Fox, you have three second's to get out of that bathroom, or so help you, I'll blast down the door."

            " A single sec-oooooooooooooooooond……."

            "Fuck it!" The sound of blaster fire echoed down the hall. Falco burst into the bathroom. He was met by a sopping wet Fox, who was sitting over the toilet doing…

Oh.

My.

God.

            "HOLYSWEETMARYMOTHEROFJEEBUSONASHISHKABOB!!!!!!!!"

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            "Falco, you tell anybody about that, and I swear I'll castrate you, you understand?"

            "Fox, it's a natural thing. When young kitsune's start getting…. Urges…and….

PEPPY! SLIPPY! GUESS WHAT I SAW FOX DOING IN THE BATHROOM! YOU WONT BELIEVE IT!"

            "What?"

            "What?"

            "What?"

            "Shut up Rob."

            "Suck my metallic phallus."

            "Trick"

            "Yo momma"

            "At least I have one, yah assembly line reject"

            "That was cold……"
            "So what did you catch Fox doing?"

"Well, I blasted down the door, and…" Falco fell down suddenly, a knife halfway embedded in his back.

            "Damn. Now we'll never know. " Exclaimed Slippy. Fox then proceed to take out a large pot, a knock Falco over the head several times. Peppy however, had realized what Falco was going to tell him.

            "Fox, were you drinking out of the toilet again?"

            "No! I grew out of that." Fox stuck his tounge out at Peppy.

            "Fox, we had a talk about this didn't we?"

            "Yes, Peppy."

            "I want it to stop, understand?"

            "Jawohl mein Fuhrer."

            "FOX! You understand?" Peppy gave the evil hare eye twitch.

            :Gulp: "Yes."

                        Well peeps, this is my intermission chapter while I figure out what the hell happened at Solar. Im to lazy to play the game. Me thinks im gonna have to download an emulator. Oh well. Anyway, one question has been bugging me. When I think of Bill, I remember as him having a pug face. Did Bill have a bulldog face or a regular dog face? HELP ME OUT! I cant find any bill pics on the net… Please answer my question!

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