"So, how does it feel Falco? Does your back ache with the pain of revenge? WELL?!" Fox stared down at the prostrate Falco, who was consequently wondering how the heel he had gotten himself into this mess.
"Incredibly....painful...." Falco lay there, and suddenly had a bright idea.
He died.
"MWAHAHAHAHA! MY REVENGE IS FINALLY COMPLETE! YOU LOSE FALO! YOU LOOOOOOSE!" Fox's maniacal ranting was heard by everybody on the ship. He was triumphant, and nobody could take it away from him. He rocked! He was in charge! He had their fates in his hand! He was a God! Then the self proclaimed god suffered the same fate Peppy had endured twice. He soiled his pants and went to his room, crying softly and wondering how the hell falco came back. He was DEAD! Then Fox realized the horrible truth. Falco, that selfish arrogant bastard...That low trash...that park leaker, had USED UP THEIR LAST FUCKING CONTINUE!
"Damnit Damnit Damnit! I'll kill him!" Fox was about to race out the door when the door was flung open and all of a sudden, Wolf O'donnel burst in, and faster than he could see, picked him up and choke slammed him into the ground. Fox was pinned by a Big ass wolf, who broke out into a huge smile. He let him up off the ground.
"Wolf! Old boy wassup?" Wolf grinned and spoke back to Fox.
"Wellyouknow, Ivejustbeenhangingaround,youknowjustaroundthearoundchillin.Manwaspoppinwithyousomethinmusybepoppinwithallthecrapthatsbeengoinaonyouknowimjustcheckinuponyouyouknowcheckin."
"Dont talk like that."
"Fine. It was a byproduct of to much 'King of the Hill'. That boomhower is CRAZEH!. So, Fox how are you what the heck man?"
"Why did you say what the heck for?"
"Im practicing for our inevitable confrontation."
"And why are we going to fight?"
"You stole my mom's virginity."
"Oh. It's a fair WHAT?!?!"
::whispers:: You didnt really, but I had to say that. The author has too much power over us. It wouldnt pay to fuck woth the story line.::
"Wait a second, are you telling me that we're being controlled by some all powerful kid with a computer?"
:::You damn right:::
"What the heck?"
"What the heck?"
"Why'd you copy me?"
"Why'd you copy me?"
"The author!"
"The author!"
"Fox! You are my mortal enemy! We must fight to the death for the sake of advancing the storyline!"
"Yes! We must do it now!"
"Why did we just say that?"
"I do believe it is because the author made us say it."
"You care?"
"Nah. You?"
"Nope."
"Then die!" And so the battle began, commanded by the fates (Hehe) and ordained by the heavens. (Double Hehe). The battle was swift, and ended up with Fox standing over a downed Wolf, who had only had his ego hurt.
"You think we satisfied it?"
"Maybe."
"I think we're gonna end up fighting whattheheck again."
"I told you to stop saying that."
"I dont care."
"Butt sniffer."
"What? That was low Fox. From now on, you are my sworn enemy!" Fox deliberated whether to smack Wolf or not, but he figured that this being, the Author, wouldnt like it. With a button click, he could probably snuff him of existence. (Triple hehe) Peepy popped into the room and witnessed Fox and Wolf about to go at it. Using his total authority, Peppy grabbed Wolf by the ear so hard that it almost ripped completely off (That's why he is seen wearing a robotic ear later on) and chucked him into the ship hold, and made sure he took off. After he was gone Peppy fell down on the floor.
"I thought he would kill me...."
"Peppy, your such a wuss."
"F--- you, Fox.I dont care if your my best friends son, your still a little punk." Fox didnt care much for conversation, and went off to Stalk the revived Falco. He would have to string him up by next mission, or else Falco may end up doing something stupid. Fox entered the foyer, and watched as a blaster bolt nearly singed his ear. Apparently Falco was doing target practice.
"Falco, It's time you and I got something straight. I'm the leader around here, and it's about time I made damn well sure you know it. So drop your blaster Falco, we're goin foxo-a-birdo right now!" Falco made a small grin, then seemingly without moving popped Fox in the back of the head.
"Oh, we're doing ANIME style fight! Okay. I get you, let's do this."
End part 1.
Author's note: I was to lazy to go to Solar, so Im doin it in two installments. I wanted to clear up the whole Fox-Falco rivalry right here, so I am. After they finish beating the hell out of each othere there goin to solar, where hopefully Fox can get his money back. As always, reviews are welcome. So R&R.