Relena! Don't wear that thong!! - by Deathscythe Chick
Sung to the tune by Sisquo's "Thong Song"
Gw characters don't belong to me! Relena Bashing! Relena tries to impress Heero with her new thong bikini? Will it work?
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Heero and the rest of the GW boys were at the beach relaxing...
Meanwhile in a pink car heading to the beach......
"Hurry, Pagan, I want Heero to see my new thong bikini!!" Relena yelled at the poor Chauffer.
"Yes Miss Relena" he said.
Dumb bitch...you have what's coming to you!, he really thought.
As soon as Relena got to the beach. She took of her outer clothes to reveal her new thong bikini. It was........pink. She tossed her outer clothes in the pink car and ran over to Heero and the boys.
"Hi Heero" she said sexily.
Heero turned to stare at her and his eyes widened. He went up to her and checked her out. HE then told her to turn around. She did.
Wow he wants to see my butt! she thought.
Heero took one look at her thong and screamed.
Relena, shocked, turned to face Heero.
"W-what's wrong don't you like it?!" she asked nervously.
"Hey guys! Come check out Relena's thong bikini!" he said.
Duo, Quatre, Trowa, and Wufei (in Speedos....^_^) rushed over and saw Relena's thong. They also screamed
"What? What? What?!" Relena asked.
"Duo gimme my blinger necklace and my iced up sunglasses, homie. It's time to check this Beotch *points to Relena* into the Reality Hotel." Heero said.
"Ok, dawg" Duo says, handing Heero a gold necklace with a Wing Zero pendant hanging on it, which was studded with diamonds. He then gave Heero glasses which were also all iced with diamonds. Heero put them on.
"Guys...back me up on this one" Heero said to the rest of the GW boys.
"Check it out...." Heero said.
Then Heero starts singing to Relena...While the rest of the GW Boys break dance or crypt walk....
Heero: Eww... that bikini is too small for you
Looks like you put on a pound or two
Shaking that thing *points at Relena's butt* like you're all that
Take a look at yourself cause ya'll to fat!
You like to eat at Ice cream shops
and cruise through the mall for dips and dots
not too much food or your cheese might pop
I really hate when you bend ova (this is when sisqo say "cuz she was living la vida loca")
Duo: My turn Homie Yuy
She had a big ol' butt butt butt
thighs like a truck truck truck
baby how's your gut gut gut?
Lemme see it again..*Duo looks once more at Relena and almost barfs*
she had a big old butt butt butt ( uh uh )
thighs like a truck truck truck ( uh uh )
like King Kong ( uh uh )
please don't wear that thong
listen when i say no (uh uh)
watching that booty grow ( uh uh )
show sum self control ( uh uh )
don't wear the thong thong thong ( come on )
sorry but i told u so ( uh uh )
been watching that booty grow ( uh uh )
sorry if your belly rolls ( uh uh )
don't wear the thong thong thong (come on)
Heero: Ew your butt is gargantuan
You know another Gundam pilot won't stand for it
like a wrecking ball so big and round
if I get to close it mite knock me down *for effect, he bumps into relena's backside and pretends to fall*
it is hard to find a nice spot cruise
u have some of that ass weight to lose
cause the girl ain't hot
she was on the beach and should be stopped
she was trying to tan all ova
Quatre: Enter Da Q Dawg
she had a big old butt butt butt ( uh uh )
thighs like a truck truck truck ( uh uh )
baby how's your gut gut gut ( uh uh )
I think I wont c her again ( uh uh ) *shields his eyes from Relena's butt
had a big old butt butt butt ( uh uh )
thighs like a truck truck truck ( uh uh )
like King Kong ( uh uh )
please don't wear u thong listen when I say so ( uh uh )
been watching that booty grow ( uh uh )
show some self control ( uh uh )
Relena's eyes start to water while the guys laugh.
She runs back to her pink car while looking at the boys still.....and runs into a pole....
Sung to the tune by Sisquo's "Thong Song"
Gw characters don't belong to me! Relena Bashing! Relena tries to impress Heero with her new thong bikini? Will it work?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Heero and the rest of the GW boys were at the beach relaxing...
Meanwhile in a pink car heading to the beach......
"Hurry, Pagan, I want Heero to see my new thong bikini!!" Relena yelled at the poor Chauffer.
"Yes Miss Relena" he said.
Dumb bitch...you have what's coming to you!, he really thought.
As soon as Relena got to the beach. She took of her outer clothes to reveal her new thong bikini. It was........pink. She tossed her outer clothes in the pink car and ran over to Heero and the boys.
"Hi Heero" she said sexily.
Heero turned to stare at her and his eyes widened. He went up to her and checked her out. HE then told her to turn around. She did.
Wow he wants to see my butt! she thought.
Heero took one look at her thong and screamed.
Relena, shocked, turned to face Heero.
"W-what's wrong don't you like it?!" she asked nervously.
"Hey guys! Come check out Relena's thong bikini!" he said.
Duo, Quatre, Trowa, and Wufei (in Speedos....^_^) rushed over and saw Relena's thong. They also screamed
"What? What? What?!" Relena asked.
"Duo gimme my blinger necklace and my iced up sunglasses, homie. It's time to check this Beotch *points to Relena* into the Reality Hotel." Heero said.
"Ok, dawg" Duo says, handing Heero a gold necklace with a Wing Zero pendant hanging on it, which was studded with diamonds. He then gave Heero glasses which were also all iced with diamonds. Heero put them on.
"Guys...back me up on this one" Heero said to the rest of the GW boys.
"Check it out...." Heero said.
Then Heero starts singing to Relena...While the rest of the GW Boys break dance or crypt walk....
Heero: Eww... that bikini is too small for you
Looks like you put on a pound or two
Shaking that thing *points at Relena's butt* like you're all that
Take a look at yourself cause ya'll to fat!
You like to eat at Ice cream shops
and cruise through the mall for dips and dots
not too much food or your cheese might pop
I really hate when you bend ova (this is when sisqo say "cuz she was living la vida loca")
Duo: My turn Homie Yuy
She had a big ol' butt butt butt
thighs like a truck truck truck
baby how's your gut gut gut?
Lemme see it again..*Duo looks once more at Relena and almost barfs*
she had a big old butt butt butt ( uh uh )
thighs like a truck truck truck ( uh uh )
like King Kong ( uh uh )
please don't wear that thong
listen when i say no (uh uh)
watching that booty grow ( uh uh )
show sum self control ( uh uh )
don't wear the thong thong thong ( come on )
sorry but i told u so ( uh uh )
been watching that booty grow ( uh uh )
sorry if your belly rolls ( uh uh )
don't wear the thong thong thong (come on)
Heero: Ew your butt is gargantuan
You know another Gundam pilot won't stand for it
like a wrecking ball so big and round
if I get to close it mite knock me down *for effect, he bumps into relena's backside and pretends to fall*
it is hard to find a nice spot cruise
u have some of that ass weight to lose
cause the girl ain't hot
she was on the beach and should be stopped
she was trying to tan all ova
Quatre: Enter Da Q Dawg
she had a big old butt butt butt ( uh uh )
thighs like a truck truck truck ( uh uh )
baby how's your gut gut gut ( uh uh )
I think I wont c her again ( uh uh ) *shields his eyes from Relena's butt
had a big old butt butt butt ( uh uh )
thighs like a truck truck truck ( uh uh )
like King Kong ( uh uh )
please don't wear u thong listen when I say so ( uh uh )
been watching that booty grow ( uh uh )
show some self control ( uh uh )
Relena's eyes start to water while the guys laugh.
She runs back to her pink car while looking at the boys still.....and runs into a pole....