Quatre is Too Bootylicious! by: DeathscytheChick
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I don't own GW or blah blah blah. This is my first attempt at a songfic! Yup the popular Destiny's Child song! Heh heh! I have changed the lyrics a bit......hee hee
For a much funner way to read this songfic, read it while hearing the song! But sing my lyrics!!
In case you are stupid......Barton is Trowa's Last name
Trowa was sitting on a couch in some room *don't ask me where he was, he was just in a room*
Suddenly Quatre burst in the room.
"Hi Trowa Can I tell You Something?" he asked Trowa.
"Sure what is it?
Suddenly Quatre starts dancing seductively and starts to sing...
Trowa, can you handle this?
Really? Can you handle this?
Are you sure you can handle this?
I don't think you can handle this!
Trowa's eyes widened and he tries to stand up, but Quatre pushes him back in the couch. He continues to
dance but this time shakes his butt really close to Trowa's face. He also continues to sing.
Baby look, I've arrived
Lookin sexy, lookin fly
Hottest boy, boy inside
DJ Heavyarms, jam tonight
Trowa you spotted me, a tender thang
There you are, come on baby
Don't you wanna dance with me?
Can U handle, handle me?
Trowa is finally getting the picture and stands up and attempts to freak Quatre. Quatre shakes his head doesn't think Trowa is even trying. He shows him how to really freak Then he turns to look at him and puts his hands on Trowa's chest...and continues singing.
You gotta do much better if your gonna dance with me tonight
You gotta work your jelly *grabs Trowa's butt* if you're gonna dance with me tonight
Read my lips carefully if you like what you see
move, groove, prove you can hang with me *Quatre takes of his vest and Trowa has a "oh mi gosh" face*
By the looks I got you Shook up and scared of me
Hook up your seatbelt it's time for take off.
Suddenly Quatre starts slapping his ass over and over and inches closer to Trowa.
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya Barton, babe
Quatre grabs Trowa's hand and makes Trowa slap his butt.
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya Barton, babe
Trowa, can you handle this? *Quatre points at his butt*
Baby, can you handle this? *Quatre pouts his lips*
Trowa, can you handle this?*Quatre points at his crotch!!*
I don't think you can handle this! *Quatre then starts doing "The worm" on the floor*
I'm about to break you off
H-town goin hard
Lead my hips, slap my thighs *Quatre grabs Trowas hands and makes him slap his thighs*
Swing my hair, square my eyes
Lookin hot, smellin good
Groovin like I'm from the colony-hood
Look over my shoulder, I blow you a kiss *blows Trowa A kiss*
Can you handle, handle this?
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya Barton, babe
Quatre squeezes his own buttocks
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya Barton, babe
Move your body up and down *Quatre moves his body up and down*
Make your booty touch the ground *Quatre makes his booty touch the ground*
I can't help but wonder why
Is my vibe too vibealacious for you, babe?
I shake my jelly at every chance
When I whip with my hips you slip into a trance *Trowa watches Quatre hypnotically*
I'm hoping you can handle all this jelly that I have
Now let's cut a rug while we scat some jazz
Quatre starts wiggling his hips.
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe
At this point Quatre and Trowa are dancing with each other while the song *Bootylicious* plays in the background. Then Heero walks in and sees them dancing. He comes in while Trowa is freaking Quatre from behind.
"What the Hell?!" he says.
Suddenly the background music cuts off and they both look at Heero then at the ground.
"Damn.....whatever I am leaving" Heero said with disgust.
As soon as Heero leaves and shuts the door, Trowa and Quatre look at each other and give each other sly grins as
the song *bootylicious* fades back on and it gets louder and louder...
Here WE Go Again!!!
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Am I scaring you? HAAHAHAH! Come on!
Even if you hate Yaoi you gotta admit this was
funny!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I don't own GW or blah blah blah. This is my first attempt at a songfic! Yup the popular Destiny's Child song! Heh heh! I have changed the lyrics a bit......hee hee
For a much funner way to read this songfic, read it while hearing the song! But sing my lyrics!!
In case you are stupid......Barton is Trowa's Last name
Trowa was sitting on a couch in some room *don't ask me where he was, he was just in a room*
Suddenly Quatre burst in the room.
"Hi Trowa Can I tell You Something?" he asked Trowa.
"Sure what is it?
Suddenly Quatre starts dancing seductively and starts to sing...
Trowa, can you handle this?
Really? Can you handle this?
Are you sure you can handle this?
I don't think you can handle this!
Trowa's eyes widened and he tries to stand up, but Quatre pushes him back in the couch. He continues to
dance but this time shakes his butt really close to Trowa's face. He also continues to sing.
Baby look, I've arrived
Lookin sexy, lookin fly
Hottest boy, boy inside
DJ Heavyarms, jam tonight
Trowa you spotted me, a tender thang
There you are, come on baby
Don't you wanna dance with me?
Can U handle, handle me?
Trowa is finally getting the picture and stands up and attempts to freak Quatre. Quatre shakes his head doesn't think Trowa is even trying. He shows him how to really freak Then he turns to look at him and puts his hands on Trowa's chest...and continues singing.
You gotta do much better if your gonna dance with me tonight
You gotta work your jelly *grabs Trowa's butt* if you're gonna dance with me tonight
Read my lips carefully if you like what you see
move, groove, prove you can hang with me *Quatre takes of his vest and Trowa has a "oh mi gosh" face*
By the looks I got you Shook up and scared of me
Hook up your seatbelt it's time for take off.
Suddenly Quatre starts slapping his ass over and over and inches closer to Trowa.
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya Barton, babe
Quatre grabs Trowa's hand and makes Trowa slap his butt.
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya Barton, babe
Trowa, can you handle this? *Quatre points at his butt*
Baby, can you handle this? *Quatre pouts his lips*
Trowa, can you handle this?*Quatre points at his crotch!!*
I don't think you can handle this! *Quatre then starts doing "The worm" on the floor*
I'm about to break you off
H-town goin hard
Lead my hips, slap my thighs *Quatre grabs Trowas hands and makes him slap his thighs*
Swing my hair, square my eyes
Lookin hot, smellin good
Groovin like I'm from the colony-hood
Look over my shoulder, I blow you a kiss *blows Trowa A kiss*
Can you handle, handle this?
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya Barton, babe
Quatre squeezes his own buttocks
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya Barton, babe
Move your body up and down *Quatre moves his body up and down*
Make your booty touch the ground *Quatre makes his booty touch the ground*
I can't help but wonder why
Is my vibe too vibealacious for you, babe?
I shake my jelly at every chance
When I whip with my hips you slip into a trance *Trowa watches Quatre hypnotically*
I'm hoping you can handle all this jelly that I have
Now let's cut a rug while we scat some jazz
Quatre starts wiggling his hips.
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe
At this point Quatre and Trowa are dancing with each other while the song *Bootylicious* plays in the background. Then Heero walks in and sees them dancing. He comes in while Trowa is freaking Quatre from behind.
"What the Hell?!" he says.
Suddenly the background music cuts off and they both look at Heero then at the ground.
"Damn.....whatever I am leaving" Heero said with disgust.
As soon as Heero leaves and shuts the door, Trowa and Quatre look at each other and give each other sly grins as
the song *bootylicious* fades back on and it gets louder and louder...
Here WE Go Again!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Am I scaring you? HAAHAHAH! Come on!
Even if you hate Yaoi you gotta admit this was
funny!!