THAT'S YOUR HOROSCOPE FOR TODAY! by Weird Al Yankovic
This song was referred to me by Gemini Tenshi
I have never heard this song til now!
You should go d/l it! It is downright funny!
It talks about the signs on the horoscope
p.s Razim is that guy in GW who has that wolverine styled haircut
he is Quatre's friend or servant or something
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*all the characters that are in the song are lined up. When their part comes up,
the spotlight hits them and they step forward and do a silly dance.*
AQUARIUS!! (Wufei) *does the funky chicken*
There's space travel in your future when your tongue freezes
to the back of a speeding Nataku
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Weakster
17 hours a day
PISCES! (Catherine) *does the washing machine*
Try to avoid any Lions or Bears with the Ebola virus
You are the true Queen of the Dance, no matter what
that idiot Trowa at the circus says
ARIES! (Heero) *Break dances*
The look on your face will be priceless when you find
that 40-pound detonating device in your colon
Trade guns with an albino dwarf, then give a
hickey to Relena Dorlian
TAURUS! (Relena) *Bends her knees up and down*
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna
do, yell Heeeeeeeeero and pout about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, try to make peace,
and then get killed by Heero
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
GEMINI! (Duo) *shakes his butt*
Your deathscythe hell will be ruined once again by your
explosive grenade
Your love life will run into trouble when Hilde
hurls a javelin through your braid.
CANCER! (Trowa) *grabs two glow sticks and raves*
The position of Jupiter says that you should spend the
rest of the week with a clown mask on your mug
Try not to shove a circus dagger up your nose while
taking your Heavyarms for a test drive
LEO! (Hilde) *copies Duo and shakes butt, too (groan)*
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and
staple it to Duo's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of bolts and screws-flavored pudding, then wash it
down with a gallon of strawberry Quik
VIRGO! (Dorothy) *tap dances*
All Virgos have normal shaped eyebrows-
except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with
your head impaled upon a stick, you war obssesed freak
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least
a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets
and the stars could have a special deep significance or
meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let
me give you my assurance that these forecasts and
predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented
evidence, so you would have to be some kind of
moron not to realize that every single one of them is
absolutely true.
erm...Where was I? *everyone anime sweatdrops*
LIBRA! (Zechs) *Does that little ghetto Chris Tucker head from side to side move*
A big promotion is just around the corner for Treize who is
much more talented than you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that
when your mask gets stolen next week
SCORPIO! (Treize) *Does the hurricane (??? I dunno my friend calls this a dance)*
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall
screaming from an open Tallgeese
Work a little bit harder on improving your
low self esteem, you stupid freak
SAGITTARIUS! (Quatre) *does an Arabian dance*
All the gundam wing guys are laughing behind your back...
kill them
Take down all those naked pictures of Razim
you've got hanging in your huge house
CAPRICORN! (Une) *just looks mad and doesn't do a thing*
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful
person... but you know thats your good side only
If I were you, I'd hide my glasses and never
never never never never do my hair like Princess Leia (from Star Wars)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
__________________________________
Well that's it Gemini Tenshi! Did you like what I did? Or would you
like to make your own? I had fun doing this one! Please tell me! R&R Everyone!
This song was referred to me by Gemini Tenshi
I have never heard this song til now!
You should go d/l it! It is downright funny!
It talks about the signs on the horoscope
p.s Razim is that guy in GW who has that wolverine styled haircut
he is Quatre's friend or servant or something
__________________________________________
*all the characters that are in the song are lined up. When their part comes up,
the spotlight hits them and they step forward and do a silly dance.*
AQUARIUS!! (Wufei) *does the funky chicken*
There's space travel in your future when your tongue freezes
to the back of a speeding Nataku
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Weakster
17 hours a day
PISCES! (Catherine) *does the washing machine*
Try to avoid any Lions or Bears with the Ebola virus
You are the true Queen of the Dance, no matter what
that idiot Trowa at the circus says
ARIES! (Heero) *Break dances*
The look on your face will be priceless when you find
that 40-pound detonating device in your colon
Trade guns with an albino dwarf, then give a
hickey to Relena Dorlian
TAURUS! (Relena) *Bends her knees up and down*
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna
do, yell Heeeeeeeeero and pout about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, try to make peace,
and then get killed by Heero
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
GEMINI! (Duo) *shakes his butt*
Your deathscythe hell will be ruined once again by your
explosive grenade
Your love life will run into trouble when Hilde
hurls a javelin through your braid.
CANCER! (Trowa) *grabs two glow sticks and raves*
The position of Jupiter says that you should spend the
rest of the week with a clown mask on your mug
Try not to shove a circus dagger up your nose while
taking your Heavyarms for a test drive
LEO! (Hilde) *copies Duo and shakes butt, too (groan)*
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and
staple it to Duo's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of bolts and screws-flavored pudding, then wash it
down with a gallon of strawberry Quik
VIRGO! (Dorothy) *tap dances*
All Virgos have normal shaped eyebrows-
except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with
your head impaled upon a stick, you war obssesed freak
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least
a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets
and the stars could have a special deep significance or
meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let
me give you my assurance that these forecasts and
predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented
evidence, so you would have to be some kind of
moron not to realize that every single one of them is
absolutely true.
erm...Where was I? *everyone anime sweatdrops*
LIBRA! (Zechs) *Does that little ghetto Chris Tucker head from side to side move*
A big promotion is just around the corner for Treize who is
much more talented than you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that
when your mask gets stolen next week
SCORPIO! (Treize) *Does the hurricane (??? I dunno my friend calls this a dance)*
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall
screaming from an open Tallgeese
Work a little bit harder on improving your
low self esteem, you stupid freak
SAGITTARIUS! (Quatre) *does an Arabian dance*
All the gundam wing guys are laughing behind your back...
kill them
Take down all those naked pictures of Razim
you've got hanging in your huge house
CAPRICORN! (Une) *just looks mad and doesn't do a thing*
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful
person... but you know thats your good side only
If I were you, I'd hide my glasses and never
never never never never do my hair like Princess Leia (from Star Wars)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
__________________________________
Well that's it Gemini Tenshi! Did you like what I did? Or would you
like to make your own? I had fun doing this one! Please tell me! R&R Everyone!