Copa Cagundam

The setting: A cool little wannabee Cuban Bar called Korosu Klub A.K.A. Copa Cabana
BTW: The Singers are Quatre, Wufei, and Trowa. Relena Bashing!

Her name was Relena , she was a pacifist
with a braid across her hair, Her face will give ya quite a scare
she would try to merengue and do the cha-cha

*Relena Is on a stage in the little bar. She is dancing a salsa dance.People boo her.*

and while she tried to be a star
Heero always tended bar

*Heero is in the bar in a bartender suit. He is wiping the inside of the cup he
keeps his eye on Relena*

Across the crowded floor, Relena danced like a whore
She was young and And Heero and her would never get with one another
who could ask for more?

CHORUS:
At the Copa (CO!) Copa cabana (Copacabana)
the hottest spot in Japan, East of Havana(here)
at the copa (CO!) Copacabana
Gundanuim alloy and passion were always the fashion
At the copa.... Relena fell on her face

Wufei: Coooopa Cooooopa Cobanaaaaa

His name was Duo
Erm...his eyes were Blue-O *Duo sweatdrops*

*Duo walks in the bar with a black pinstripe suit.*

He was escorted to his chair, he saw Relena fartin' there
and when she finished, He called her over
but Duo smelled her fart
Heero sailed across in a market cart
and then the bullets flew and chairs were smashed in two
there was blood and a single gun shot
but just who shot who?

At the Copa (CO!) Copa cabana (Copacabana)
the hottest spot in Japan East of Havana(here)
at the copa (CO!) Copacabana
Secret Missions and passion were always the fashion
At the copa.... *we hear Relena scream...then choke* ...Relena popped her cherry

Quatre: Cooooooopaaaaa Copa Cobanaaaa

Trowa, Wufei, and Quatre (in high pitched voices): Cooopaa! Copa Cobana!
Copa Cobana!
Ahhhhhhhh!! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!! Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Copa!!Copa Cobana!! Like in Japan east of Havana! Have a banana!! Missions and passion *voice starts to get lower and lower*alwayssss in faaaaaaaashiiiiiiion


At the copa... she lost her love
Her name is Relena, she was a stripper,
but that was 30 years ago, when she used to have a homeless hobo who tipped her
now it's a disco, but not for Relena,
still in the dress she used to wear,
No more braid across her hair
she sits there so refined,and drinks herself half-blind
she lost her youth and she lost her Heero
now she's lost her mind


At the Copa (CO!) Copa cabana (Copacabana)
the hottest spot in Japan East of Havana(here)
at the copa (CO!) Copacabana
Gizmos and passion were always the fashion
At the copa... don't go see Relena

Everyone: Coooopaaaaaa Cobannaaaa! *slowly fades out*

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