I am sorry I just don't like Wufei! So I made this song especially for him.
Wufei bashing......duh!!! Eye of The Tiger is by Survivor, originally you
probably know it as the Rocky song though lol
A thing u should know before you read this songfic...
Kuso= shit........now read!
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Eye Of The Wufei
*Wufei is boxing in a gym with a punching bag. It has a picture of himself tapped on it. He keeps punching it over and over.*
Risin' up, I hate the weak
This is my time, washed my panties
Went to the Lake Victoria Base now I'm a sexist freak
I am Just a piece of Kuso and I don't have the will to survive
So many times it happens too fast
I trade my pride for stupidity
I lost my grip on my baggy white pants
I must fight just to keep them up high
It's the eye of the Wufei
It's the cheap thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge on my Natakuuuuu
And I was last known as a retard
I Stalk the male strippers in the night
And I am watching you all
With the eye... of the Wufei
*Wufei hits the bag hard and it swings back and comes back at him fast
and hits him.
Wufei: Bwaaa!
*He falls on the floor*
Face to face, my pectorals have no meat
Hangin' tough, lookin' like Al Bundy
I stack the odds Cuz I gonna live on the streets
For the kill, need to pay my bills to survive
*Wufei is on the street, dressed as a hobo. He is holding a plastic
cup. Someone throws him what seems to be a quater. Excitedly, Wufei grabs it and
the so called quarter is a broken button.*
Wufei: *grumble* *complains* *Grumbles some more*
It's the eye of the Wufei
I take steroid pills to get ready for a fight
Rising up to the challenge of my rival
And the last known kuso ball
I stalks transvestites in the night
And I am watching you boys in the night
With the eye... of the Wufei
*Wufei sees another hobo like himself in a cardboard box. He sneaks up and picks up the box
and shakes the hobo out. He runs away with the box.*
Wufei(yells back to hobo): You've just been robbed old man!
Hobo: Come back here with my house you stupid KUSO!!
Iam Fu**ed' up, straight to the top
Don't have the guts, got no glory
Couldn't go the distance,I think Im gonna stop
Just a Quief and my will to survive
It's the eye of the Wufei
It's the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of my rival
And the last known survivor
I Stalk my mom in the night
And I am watching you all
With the eye... of the Wufei
The eye of the Wufei
The eye of the Wufei
The eye of the Wufei
The eye of the Wufei
______________________
I TRIED I TRIED!!!
*if you dont know what a Quief is, ask someone. Im not even sure that's how you spell it!
It's pronounced Kweef........lol
Wufei bashing......duh!!! Eye of The Tiger is by Survivor, originally you
probably know it as the Rocky song though lol
A thing u should know before you read this songfic...
Kuso= shit........now read!
********************************
Eye Of The Wufei
*Wufei is boxing in a gym with a punching bag. It has a picture of himself tapped on it. He keeps punching it over and over.*
Risin' up, I hate the weak
This is my time, washed my panties
Went to the Lake Victoria Base now I'm a sexist freak
I am Just a piece of Kuso and I don't have the will to survive
So many times it happens too fast
I trade my pride for stupidity
I lost my grip on my baggy white pants
I must fight just to keep them up high
It's the eye of the Wufei
It's the cheap thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge on my Natakuuuuu
And I was last known as a retard
I Stalk the male strippers in the night
And I am watching you all
With the eye... of the Wufei
*Wufei hits the bag hard and it swings back and comes back at him fast
and hits him.
Wufei: Bwaaa!
*He falls on the floor*
Face to face, my pectorals have no meat
Hangin' tough, lookin' like Al Bundy
I stack the odds Cuz I gonna live on the streets
For the kill, need to pay my bills to survive
*Wufei is on the street, dressed as a hobo. He is holding a plastic
cup. Someone throws him what seems to be a quater. Excitedly, Wufei grabs it and
the so called quarter is a broken button.*
Wufei: *grumble* *complains* *Grumbles some more*
It's the eye of the Wufei
I take steroid pills to get ready for a fight
Rising up to the challenge of my rival
And the last known kuso ball
I stalks transvestites in the night
And I am watching you boys in the night
With the eye... of the Wufei
*Wufei sees another hobo like himself in a cardboard box. He sneaks up and picks up the box
and shakes the hobo out. He runs away with the box.*
Wufei(yells back to hobo): You've just been robbed old man!
Hobo: Come back here with my house you stupid KUSO!!
Iam Fu**ed' up, straight to the top
Don't have the guts, got no glory
Couldn't go the distance,I think Im gonna stop
Just a Quief and my will to survive
It's the eye of the Wufei
It's the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of my rival
And the last known survivor
I Stalk my mom in the night
And I am watching you all
With the eye... of the Wufei
The eye of the Wufei
The eye of the Wufei
The eye of the Wufei
The eye of the Wufei
______________________
I TRIED I TRIED!!!
*if you dont know what a Quief is, ask someone. Im not even sure that's how you spell it!
It's pronounced Kweef........lol