Damn Relena, U Got It Bad!
Remember the scene in Gw where Relena is in that cliff, yelling, "Heeeeeeeeeeeroo!"? Ok that's the setting. (and even if you don't remember, pretend you do.) This song was quite hard to make funny so forgive me if it's stupid... U Got It Bad is originally by Usher
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Relena: Heeeeeeeeeeeeerrrooo! Im over here so come get me!!!!
Heero walks up behind her.
Heero: Damn Bitch you got it bad!
*pushes her off cliff*
Relena: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroooooo....nooo please save meeeeeee!! *her voice fades of and she crashes to the rocks below.*
Heero:Oh, no, no, no, no, no...
When you feel it in your body
You found a bitch who.... makes you wanna say stuff
Like Omae O Korosuuuuuu
Said you act like you don't know her
But you don't really know
And whenever she's in your face- you wanna shoot that ho
I've been there, wish i'd done it, she's stalked me around
After all that - this is what I found
I really want to be alone
If you're getting the damn hint by the words in this song
Then Relena...
U got, u got it bad
When you're in your car
you see me and you wanna chase me to hell and back
U got, u got it bad
If you miss a day without following me
Your whole life's off track
You know you got it bad when you're stuck in the house
and you wanna chase me for fun
It's all you think about
U got it bad when you're out with someone
But you keep on talking about someone else... it's mme
U got it bad!!
Heero is at home and he hears a knock. Relena is at the door and she is covered in bandages.
Relena: Heero? Why did you....push me?
Heero: Damnit Relena! I told you to leave me alone.
*heero grabs a gun and shoots one of Relena's eyes. He slams the door shut.*
Heero:When you say that you hate her
And you really know
And she thinks that when you say that, it means you love her more
Like her money, and her god awful pink car
(That car is waaack)
Guns, bombs and grenades
(I wanna use 'em all on you)
Said I'm unfortunate that you were born
I want you to know
I really despise you
All my people who know what's going on
Look at that whore and help me sing my song
Fellas say I'm a guy, you're a ho
I'm gonna tell it to the whole wide world
Relena say I'm a bitch,Heero's a man
Promise to stop following you around with a spy cam
*Heero is in his Gundam and suddenly the door (or whatever it's called) opens. It's Relena. This time she still has bandages from heat to toe but now she has one of those pirate eye patches where Heero shot her.*
Relena: Please Heero...let me be with you...
Heero: Go away!!!!
*he pushes her out*
Relena: Aiiiiiiieeeeeeee
*SPLAT*
Heero: ^_^
See I've been there, done it, hid around
After all that - this is what I found
Everyone of y'all are just like me
It's too bad that you can't be free
you got it bad...hey
*Chorus*
*From somewhere, Trowa plays the electric guitar*
*Chorus*
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And there you go timichan....I hope you like it...Please Review...
Remember the scene in Gw where Relena is in that cliff, yelling, "Heeeeeeeeeeeroo!"? Ok that's the setting. (and even if you don't remember, pretend you do.) This song was quite hard to make funny so forgive me if it's stupid... U Got It Bad is originally by Usher
~@#~@#~@#~@#~@#~@#~@#~@#~@#
Relena: Heeeeeeeeeeeeerrrooo! Im over here so come get me!!!!
Heero walks up behind her.
Heero: Damn Bitch you got it bad!
*pushes her off cliff*
Relena: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroooooo....nooo please save meeeeeee!! *her voice fades of and she crashes to the rocks below.*
Heero:Oh, no, no, no, no, no...
When you feel it in your body
You found a bitch who.... makes you wanna say stuff
Like Omae O Korosuuuuuu
Said you act like you don't know her
But you don't really know
And whenever she's in your face- you wanna shoot that ho
I've been there, wish i'd done it, she's stalked me around
After all that - this is what I found
I really want to be alone
If you're getting the damn hint by the words in this song
Then Relena...
U got, u got it bad
When you're in your car
you see me and you wanna chase me to hell and back
U got, u got it bad
If you miss a day without following me
Your whole life's off track
You know you got it bad when you're stuck in the house
and you wanna chase me for fun
It's all you think about
U got it bad when you're out with someone
But you keep on talking about someone else... it's mme
U got it bad!!
Heero is at home and he hears a knock. Relena is at the door and she is covered in bandages.
Relena: Heero? Why did you....push me?
Heero: Damnit Relena! I told you to leave me alone.
*heero grabs a gun and shoots one of Relena's eyes. He slams the door shut.*
Heero:When you say that you hate her
And you really know
And she thinks that when you say that, it means you love her more
Like her money, and her god awful pink car
(That car is waaack)
Guns, bombs and grenades
(I wanna use 'em all on you)
Said I'm unfortunate that you were born
I want you to know
I really despise you
All my people who know what's going on
Look at that whore and help me sing my song
Fellas say I'm a guy, you're a ho
I'm gonna tell it to the whole wide world
Relena say I'm a bitch,Heero's a man
Promise to stop following you around with a spy cam
*Heero is in his Gundam and suddenly the door (or whatever it's called) opens. It's Relena. This time she still has bandages from heat to toe but now she has one of those pirate eye patches where Heero shot her.*
Relena: Please Heero...let me be with you...
Heero: Go away!!!!
*he pushes her out*
Relena: Aiiiiiiieeeeeeee
*SPLAT*
Heero: ^_^
See I've been there, done it, hid around
After all that - this is what I found
Everyone of y'all are just like me
It's too bad that you can't be free
you got it bad...hey
*Chorus*
*From somewhere, Trowa plays the electric guitar*
*Chorus*
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And there you go timichan....I hope you like it...Please Review...