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Thinking "Talking" 'sound' ~elvish~ * mind communication *

AN: Just a withdrawal warning. I can't do the story correctly the first time without the second movie on DVD. The first pair is here! THERE SHALL BE NO TRUE HOMOSEXUALITY IN MY FIC, maybe false hinting, BUT NEVER EVER THE REAL STUFF !!!
Every one

"Finally, Rivendell. It took days." Raye said heading the path with her new friend, Merry. Apparently they both felt like they where stuck with an idiot. "Yeah!" Mina and pippin cried in unison. Raye and merry only could be proven right about the idiot theory. "Time to find our friends." Aragorn said, looking over Raye for what must have been the thousandth time in three days. He literally couldn't take his eyes off of her. Lita and Mina sat back and took bets on whom would make the first move between Aragorn and Raye. Mina sided with the ranger. Lita called treason and sided with the princess. "Welcome Travelers," A dark haired elf appeared from nowhere. "We have been expecting your arrival." His gray eyes locked onto Amy's (AN: No time for subtlety. Pair # 1). He could see every shade of blue. "Right.This.Way-" He said.Hitting a tree. He fell like a sack of potatoes. "Oh my!" Amy rushed to him and lifted up his head. He opened his eyes and turned beet red. "How embarrassing. I really should pay attention. I can get up." He said trying to reserve his dignity. "No! You could have a concussion!" Amy said turning to Lita. "Could you carry him?" "Sure." Lita said hiding a snigger. "Come on tiny." She bent down picking him up like a small child. "What's your name anyway?" "Aryl. Aryl Slyvannia. Yours?" "Lita. My, aren't you light." She said swinging him over her shoulder. "I'm an elf. I happen to be light. There's an advantage. I move quickly." "I'm sure ya do. Were is Serena? We'd love to see her." Lita held him out at arm length like a puppy. "Or do we have to speak to some one that is in charge?" Aryl suppressed a growl. "Put me down and I'll show you were she is." He snapped, looking highly annoyed. She dropped him on his feet. "Better. Follow me." The group followed him up a flight of stairs and through a few halls. At last they came to the doors of her sleeping quarters. "When she came all she would say was 'Take care of the little one, I'll be fine' She was very stubborn and didn't want to sleep. We got worried when her wings disappeared. She told me not to fret and dropped off to sleep." He knocked on the door. Gandolf answered. "Well you finally made it. I'm afraid both of them are asleep. Come in." He stepped back and motioned to the beds were Frodo and Serena lay. Both dead to the world. "As you see they aren't very chatty." Amy rushed to Serena's side checking her pulse and her brooch to see the crystal's glow. She nodded to the scouts, releasing some of the tension they all felt. "So, sir, who else has seen her?" Amy asked, hoping that Darien would have appeared when he felt her weakness as he had a tendency to. "None but me and the elves. Were you expecting some one?" Gandolf asked, peering at the teenage genius. "No one in particular."

) Many hours later (

"Wha." A sleepy hobbit awoke, searching his surroundings for something familiar. "Gandolf! Where is Serena?" "You mean princess serenity? She needed as much rest as you." He gestured to a bed at the far side of the room. "It took all her strength to teleport to this realm, save you and fly here. She really should have flown straight here." "How long has it been? Where are the others?" "Three days, They already have been through." "Can I get up?" "You would know better than me."

) Half an hour (

"Mmm. Darien," Gandolf her Serena speak in her sleep. "Who is she? Is it Rita? That's the name you said!" She was tossing and turning now. "Why Darien? We were meant to be together. Why her?" A single tear slid down her cheek. "My.The situation is worse than I thought." The old wizard hobbled out of the room.

) At council (

Elrond surveyed the group, and an odd group it was. "Strangers from distant lands, different realms, and friends of old, You've been summoned here, by fate or me, to answer the threat of Mordor." The high elf glanced about once more wondering how so many people got here. "Apparently the entire universe stands upon the brink of destruction. None can escape it. You will unite or you will fail. Each race, each world is bound to this fate, this one doom." His eyes passed to the hobbit. "Bring forth the ring Frodo." Elrond gestured to the low flat pillar in front of him. Frodo rose hesitantly, walking slowly, placing the ring on the platform. He returned to his seat with a small sigh of relief. "So it is true." A heavily built strawberry blonde was looking the ring over rubbing his chin. He oddly enough looked hungry. He was addressed as Boromir. "The doom of man." A council member near Serena said. She wondered how and when this tiny thing had become a problem, she would ask later. "It is a gift, A gift to the enemies of Mordor. Why not use this ring?" Boromir looked to each human face for support. "Long has my father, the steward of Gondor, kept the forces of Mordor at bay. By the blood of our people are your lands kept safe. Give Gondor the weapon of the enemy. Let us use it against him." Boromir was now standing, trying to convince the council. He was at a loss. "You cannot wield it. None of us can." The Ranger spoke sharply, and to the point. "The ring answers to Sauron alone. It has no other master." "And what would a ranger know of this matter?" Boromir retorted, looking Aragorn over like something that he found on the bottom of his boot. "This no mere ranger." Legolas stood quickly. (An: aaww He's so sexy!) He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn; you owe him your allegiance. "Aragorn?" Boromir was shocked and disgusted at the same time. "This is Isildur's heir?" "And heir to the throne of Gondor." The elf pieced it together for him. ~Sit down, Legolas. ~ Aragorn requested. Legolas gave Boromir a wary look and took his seat next to the elves. Boromir looked like he wanted to send heads rolling. "Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king." There was a pregnant pause. "Aragorn is right. We cannot use it." Gandolf said, being another voice of true reason. "You have only one choice. The ring must be destroyed." Elrond said in a stately manner looking down at Boromir. "What are we waiting for?" The small red headed dwarf charged the ring with his axe. Immediately Lita was in front of him and picked his axe out of his hand. "Damned lunatic woman. Height's gone to her head." He muttered sourly. Elrond held in a laugh. "The ring cannot be destroyed, Gimli, son of GlĂ´in by any craft we here posses. The ring was made in the fires of mount doom. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast into the fiery chasm from whence it came. One of you must do this." The pregnant pause settled over the group. "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Boromir was now looking pale. "It's black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep. The great eye is ever watchful." "Can't we just, you know, poke it out." The dumb blonde of Venus asked aloud. Everyone of middle earth wondered why the people from the other realms were on their faces (AN: Face fault!). "Sorry, Blonde moment. Please continue." "Well, The land is a barren, riddled with fire, ash and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir started up again just to be interrupted once more, by the same blonde. "Do I have to go? I mean I could just stay here, right?" "You have to go!" The black haired Martian all but screamed. "How come?" "All the scouts have to go!" "I want to stay! I haven't even seen the flower garden!" "Ahem." Amy interrupted them. "What?" The girls asked. The entire council was now starring. "Whoops, sorry." They finished in unison. "We don't have enough men to complete this mission, It is folly." Boromir completed looking to the last scout in a dare to contradict him. She suddenly found a pillar interesting. "Have you heard nothing lord Elrond has said? The ring must be destroyed!" The elven archer out burst trying to make sense of Boromir. "And I suppose you think you are the one to do it!" Gimli was up and feisty. "Sit down stumpy!" Jupiter pushed him into his chair and received a glare from the dwarf. "And if we fail, what then? What happens when Sauron takes back what is his." Boromir shot out desperately. "I will be dead before I see the ring in the hands of an elf!" Gimli stood up and this time dodged the hand of Jupiter. The rest of the council was on their feet. The argument ensnared the council for several minutes. "Never trust an elf!" Rang high above the argument. Lita calmly proceeded to knock him silly. "Do you not understand?" Gandolf yelled to the council. "While you bicker amongst yourselves, Sauron's power grows! None can escape it! You'll all be destroyed." At the moment Amy was watching Frodo. His chest was heaving, and he was sweating. She could tell a panic attack from a mile away. "I will take it!" The forgotten hobbit suddenly yelled. "I will take the ring to Mordor." The council was silent and was now listening to him. "Though I do not know the way." Gandolf's expression changed from, sorrowful, the surprise, and finally full of hope. "I will help you bear this burden, Frodo Baggins, as long as it is yours to bear." The brave old wizard stood with the half sized volunteer. Aragorn took a step forward. "If by my life or death I can protect you I will." He came to the hobbit. "You have my sword." "And you have my bow." The elf gracefully rose once more. "And my axe." Gimli stepped forward "You carry the fates of all of us little one, If this is indeed the will of the council then Gondor will see it done." Boromir said looking down at the hobbit. "The moon kingdom shall escort the ring, it's bearer, and any one who is to join, to safety." Serena stepped forward with the scouts. "Though, If the council wills it, I insist that those ridiculously hidden hobbits come also." "Yeah, and you'll have to send us home tied up in a sack to stop us." Merry announced as the three hobbits came out of hiding. "Any way, you need people of intelligence on this sort of.mission." "Quest." Mina, added "Thing." They said in unison "Well that rules you two out." Merry stated coldly. "Far too many, Though I hear no word from the trio." Elrond looked to the long forgotten group from feudal Japan. "I don't see why not," Kagome had a feeling that she needed to stay around the ring. "Inu yasha, Miroku?" "I will." Miroku stood in a stately manner, "Protect this group of young women to their final destination." He held the hands of Serena and Mina. "I will see that as a positive thing." Elrond said watching Miroku suddenly getting the crap pounded out of him by a blonde. "You shall be the fellowship of the ring. All of you." "Great! Where are we going?" Pip asked. He even got a look from Mina.

Fin

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