Disclaimer: Only two of these characters continue to be mine. The rest are owned by miscellaneous other people who I also don't own. ^_^
"Batterys?"
"Check!"
"Tape?"
"Check!"
"Xellos?"
"Check!" Averi held up a chained
Xellos.
"Is this
necessary?!?"
"Check!"
Averi giggled insanely ^_^
"More
and more like Deep Sea each day….." Xellos grumbled.
"Well,
they do both use the same hair dye…."Amori whispered to Xellos.
"Ohhhhh…."
"HEY! This is NATUR-AL!"
"Yes…well, are we all set team!" Amori asked enthusiastically.
"YES we
ARE!" ^_^
"I can't HEAR you!" Amori leaned in and glared at Xellos.
"Yes we
are!" Xellos said unenthusiastic but waved a little flag that said yeah!
"Alright
then! Let's go!!"
"YEAH!"
The
mazoku trio started on their journey. It would be a long journey, filled with horrors and pain, as well as
anguish and horrendous-
"HEY!
YOU! Narrator, could you PLEASE paint a prettier picture!" Averi twirled a lock of hair around her
finger, "SOME of us here are delicate." Amori promptly smacked her upside the head. "Let the Narrator do her
job!"
"Thank
you!"
"Idiots." Xellos murmured.
***
So there they were, traipsing through the woods. Picture it, if you can. Xellos is still chained up, being carried on Averi's back while Amori leads the way, camcorder in hand. Both of the girls are singing. And posing.
*musical interlude*
Amori: No
matter how hard this wind tries to push me back!
Averi: I recite a single spell and set the pace
my way!
Xellos: anyone who's jealous of ow!(Amori elbows
him) my power and my beauty won't get in my way!
Amori: I won't flinch from any opponent as my
cape flaps in the HEY!
Amori,
in the middle of singing, failed to notice that she had stepped on someone
laying on the ground. Either dead,
asleep, or drunk…
All
three of them looked down at the covered body.
"What IS
it Amori?"
"I
dunno….Hand me that stick Averi."
Xellos
smiled and watched the fun progress. Nothing like poking things you find in the forest with a stick.
Amori
tapped the figure with the stick. No
response. Again, and nothing
happened. So Amori began to
continuously poke the body with the stick. Seeing nothing happen, Amori and Averi both sighed and turned away.
(only in the movies…or stories would you turn your back to a body in a forest.)
"I guess
its dead."
"Too
bad."
Xellos
was trying to keep from laughing.
The body
slowly stood up. Hearing the noise,
Amori and Averi turned to look. The
person was covered by shadows. The
girls eyes grew big and Averi dropped Xellos on the ground.
". ow!"
The
person stepped forward. "OHOHOHOHOHOHO! HOW DARE YOU RUN AROUND POKING PEOPLE IN THE FOREST WITHOUT PERMISSION!"
"AHHH!" Amori and Averi
screamed.
"What IS
that thing?!?!?" Averi screamed.
"No! Not
again! My eyes!" Amori started to go blind, but then
remembered the whole purpose of being on this adventure, unchained Xellos and
thrust the camcorder into his hand. In
true Sailor Moon form, she transformed into Sailor Safari! (this means safari
clothes) with a microphone in her hand and armed with a thick Australian
accent.
"Alright, take your places! In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…ACTION!" Averi had also
transformed into…Sailor Chibi Safari! Armed also with an Australian accent and a directors chair and boom-mic. Xellos began to film.
Amori
walked up to the camera. "Hello, I'm Amori Malee and I'm here with the rare
Naga, the white serpent. Now, I'm going
to attempt to approach the creature. While Averi tries to distract it, I will jump her and see if we can't
get a closer look at the beast."
"Hey!
Hey, Naga!" Averi waved at her ^_^,
"Guess what I found? This big ole
bottle of expensive wine that little ole me can't drink cause….I'm
allergic. *Achoo* I was wondering if you'd- hey!" Naga had already grabbed the bottle and had
drank half of it.
O.O
"Now,
notice how she is drinking from the bottle. Contrary to popular belief, she isn't as stupid as some would like you
to believe, although she does have below average thinking capabilities. Let's get a closer look."
"I dunno
ways everyone alwashs pickin on mees…."
"Notice
the incoherence of her language, more than usual. The blush to her cheeks suggests that she may be tipsy."
"OHOHOHOHOHO! I'ms the great NAGA the um…..what's that color, the one
with the stuff that looks like the stuff."
"Um….White?" Averi asked.
"No, I
don't think that's it…….I know! It's white!"
"That's
what I said!"
"Let it
go Averi" Xellos whispered to her.
"Naga
the white…..um, what's that thing? The
long snakish sorta thing?"
"Serpent?" Averi supplied for
her.
"Nah…….like a turtle, or a fish….."
"Serpent!"
"NO! The thing, that's like a
turtle or snake….."
"SERPENT!"
"Yours
nots lisening to me! The thing that's
like a snake….I know! A serpent!"
"You are
DEAD!" Averi jumped Naga.
Xellos
zooms in "Cat fight everyone….Oooh, bare flesh….."then he shudders" oh, it's
Averis….eww….." Washes his eyes out with peroxide, dropping the camera.
Amori
approaches the camera, which is on the ground so she's sideways, with Naga and
Averi fighting in the background. "Well, that's it for now, until next time, I'm Sailor Safari, and um,
yeah….." shuts off the power and holds up another bottle of wine. "Naga! Naga!
Looky what I got!"
"
Wine!? For me!? *_*" Naga grabs the bottle and starts to down it
while Amori, Averi and Xellos run like hell out of there.
***
"Whew….That was close!" Averi leaned against a tree.
"Well,
if you hadn't lost your temper with Naga back their, we wouldn't have had to
run for our lives."
"Must I
remind you girls that we are mazoku's and a overblown bimbo isn't going to hurt
us…"
-_- -_- " Shut up Xellos, or we'll gag you too."
So the
three walked further down the dirt trail leading through the forest until the
came to the end of it. There stood a
small cottage. From where they were
they could hear lots of yelling and crashing of a domestic dispute.
"Hmmmm…..Lets INVESTIGATE!" Amori
and Averi took off, leaving Xellos in a cloud of dust.
"Idiots."
***
The girls peeked into one of the cottage windows and were shocked by what they saw.
"Xellos! Quick! Grab the
camcorder!"
Xellos
mumbled and grumbled something about girls and massacre but brought the
camcorder and began filming through the window.
"All you
every want to do is go off and fight! Fight fight fight! And its always him, isn't it? ISN'T IT!" A dish flew at the man.
"It's my
job, my life! I have to see who is
truly better!"
"Well,
this is my life too! But noooo, I'm
stuck at home taking care of YOUR brats while your off being a master swordsman
with your stupid yelping dog sword!"
"That's
HOWLING WOLF!"
"Oh,
ex-CUSE ME! I'm a princess, I'm
ROYALTY! I don't deserve this!"
"Excuse
me! ^_^ This is Sailor Safari
reporting! I'm here with Martina Zoana Mel Navratilova and, um Zangulas! Tell me, why are you two fighting?"
"Who the
hell are you?!" Zangulas yelled.
"Sailor
Safari, pay attention!"
"And I'm
Sailor Chibi Safari!" Averi popped up " ^_~ \V/ V!!!"
"Oh! A camera! *_*" Martina began to primp for the camera.
"So, why
were you fighting?" Amori sticks her microphone into Martina's face.
"Well,
Zangulas is selfish, and mean, and doesn't pay attention to me at all!"
Averi
now has a microphone and sticks it in Zangulas's face," And what's your take of
the situation?"
"Martina's stuck-up and needy and doesn't understand my needs at all!"
"O.o
needs? Ew…….. NEEDS! Hentai!"
Averi smacks him with the microphone.
"Don't
hurt my Zangy-poo!" rushes to Zangulas's side and grabs his head to her chest.
"Are you alright, Zangy-wangy-poo?"
"I am
now." Somehow Zangulas's voice deepened.
"O.O O.O O.O I think this interview is over!"
"That's
disgusting!"
"I'm
gonna be sick!"
The
three ran from the house with the sound of "Oh, Zangy-poo!" echoing behind
them. Soon the reached the foot of a
small mountain (small because a large one would take too long.)
"Guys!"
"Well,
where to now Xellos?"
"Well, I
don't know Amori, I could have sworn it was around here somewhere…"
"Hey! Guys!"
"We
better find it soon or it'll be getting dark."
"Hmm…it
should be here…"
"STOP
ignoring me!" Averi shouted, waving her arms in SD form.
"Yeah
Averi?"
"I think
we're here!"
"What
makes you say that?"
Averi
pointed to a sign at the foot of the mountain with an arrow pointing up. "Cause
that sign says 'This way to the caves of the world'."
Xellos
and Amori looked, "oOOOOooooh."
***
At the top of the mountain, they entered a large cave that had tunnels leading off into smaller caves. Above each cave entrance was a sign with the name of the world.
"So,
which way should we go?" Averi questioned.
"I don't
know….Which world should we enter?"
"I
know!" Amori turned and pointed, "YOU DECIDE!"
"Me?"
Xellos pointed at himself.
"NO,
DUMBA$$! BEHIND YOU, THE READER!"
"Someone's behind me?"
"-_-; Averi?"
"On
it!" Averi gagged Xellos and put a
choke hold on him.
"Ok
then! That's right, we want YOU the
reader to decide what world we should go to next on our Anime adventure! Review with one of the shows listed
below by August 17th, 2001 and we will go to that world
next! And in each chapter, you'll get
to choose again! Let us know or we will
just decide of ourselves, and what kind of random insanity would that be?
"Pretty
damn random!" ^_^ \V/
Pokes Xellos
"Say the list, Xellos! Say it!"
Sigh
"Your choices are from the following(alphabetical order):
Fushigi
Yuugi
Lost
Universe
Magic Knights Rayearth
Martian Succesor Nadesico
Record of Lodoss War
Sailor Moon
Sorcerer
Hunters."
"And don't
think we forgot about our wonderful Slayers cast!"
"We'll
be coming back to them in just a little bit" laughs maniacally
Xellos
and Averi inch away from Amori slowly.
"See you
later!"
"^_~
\V/ V!"
"Idiots…"
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