Chapter 3.5: The Continuation of Complete Nonsense
"GRRRRR ARGGGGGGGHHHH!"
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHH"
Amori charged forward and pulled the
cardboard cutout out of Averi's hands, "AVERI! What the HELL are you doing!"
"I was just giving us a dramatic
cliffhanger to end on. See, Godzilla!"
"But that's not even an Anime!"
"But it's the same country!"
Just then Darien, having been called by
Serena, showed up with Rini. "Are we
interrupting something?"
Averi's eyes became big hearts, "Wow!
Your cute!" She immediately glomped his
arm, "I wanna take you home and love you, and hug you, and-"
"HEY! Darien's MY guy!" Serena yelled.
"She's scarring me!" Darien yelped as
the blood circulation was cut off by the glomping.
"HEY!" Rini yelled and stomped Averi's foot. Averi dropped her hold on Darien, who took
off running away.
"Come back my love!" Averi ran after him.
"YOUR love? I don't think so!" Serena
ran after her.
"Serena! Come back here!" Raye yelled at
her and ran after her too.
"Hey! Wait for me!" Rini yelled and ran
after them all.
Fillia and Mina were still having their
discussion on beauty while Amori discussed Xellos's condition with the cats.
"I have found you rabbit!" Ruebeus
appeared out of nowhere.
"Oh my god! It's Ruebeus!"
"He appeared out of nowhere!"
"Yes I appeared out of nowhere, that is
my hometown on the dark moon. Population 350."
"What do you want!"
"I've come for the girl!"
"Wait, now I'm confused…" Averi scratched her head, "I thought
you wanted a rabbit."
"I do."
Meanwhile the girls and Darien had all
transformed and Sailor Mercury and Jupiter had showed up.
"Well, here!" Grabs Tuxedo Masks hat and
pulls out a white rabbit and hands it to Ruebeus, "There you go, have a nice
day!"
"I don't want a rabbit, I want the
girl!"
"Geez, I just hate it when guys can't
decide on what they want…" Amori commented, "First a rabbit, then a girl, then
a rabbit, and back to the girl again…MAKE UP YOUR MIND!"
"I want the rabbit with the pink hair!"
"Ok, now your calling it a rabbit and a
hare?"
"And what's with the pink….oh I
get….are you a little fruity? Hey Xellos! This one's right up your alley!"
"Did someone call for Sailor Secret!"
Xellos prances up to Amori and Averi.
"NO! We- Xellos…." Amori looks down at
Xellos's legs, "When did you shave your legs?"
"Ew…..Xellos, I don't even want to
know…O.O" Averi said, taking a step away from Xellos.
"I always have them shaved, they feel
smooth and-"
"ENOUGH! YOU THREE ARE ANNOYING!" Ruebeus shouted, and threw some of his
dark moon energy stuff at them, shocking all three of them.
"Ah! That tickled!" Xellos laughed his
old evil laugh.
"That laugh, Xellos, are you feeling
better?" Amori asked him.
"Yes, yes I am"
Amori looked down at her safari outfit,
which was burnt on the edges, "HE BURNT MY OUTFIT!"
"Well, he scorched my hair!" Averi
yelled, playing with the still steaming hair.
"COME HERE, YOU RED HAIRED-CHRISTMAS
COLORED FREAK!"
"I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!"
The two girls jumped Reubeus and
proceeded to kick his ass.
"Well….." Xellos shook his head and handed
the camera to Sailor Jupiter to videotape him.
"So ends another……..interesting, and
quite frankly scary and stupid chapter of Anime Adventure! Make sure to get your votes in for the next
one! Here are the remaining ones, plus
one I just decided now to add because I feel like it and….I can. And we decided
to take out Rayearth because it had the least amount of votes.
Fushigi Yuugi
Martian Successor Nadesico
Record of Lodoss War
Rurouni Kenshin
So there are your
choices, make sure to vote!"
"Wow…..he's so cute…..he looks like my
old boyfriend!" Sailor Jupiter drooled.
"Um…I can take that back now" Grabs the
camera.
"Shouldn't you stop them?" Sailor Moon
asked Xellos, pointing at the girls who were still beating up Reubeus.
"Ummmmmmmmmmmmm No. Any time their aren't beating up me is a
good time."
The End (of this part)
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