Anime Adventure

Chapter 4: Mysterious Priest, Mysterious Play?

     After prying Lita off of Xellos, and convincing Amori and Averi that poor Rubeus had had enough, Amori, Averi, Xellos, Fillia, and Val went back through the doorway and into the void between worlds.

     "So, what world should we visit now Amori?" Averi asked.

     "I dunno…"

     "Hey, I like the looks of this one!  Let's go here!" Xellos pointed at a doorway.

     "Hmmm….let's see.  Mysterious Play…geez, I wonder why you like this one, Mr. Mysterious Dink." Averi said sarcastically.

     "Hey, I think we should go there!  The Universe of the four gods looks like it could be fun!" Xellos enthusiastically said.

     "Um….four gods? That sounds a little scary…" Fillia muttered.

     "Well, you know Fillia," Xellos whispered to her, "if you just go down that way a little and take a right, then left, then another right, you'll be at home."

     "Yeah, right, like I believe you, namagomi."

     "Suit yourself, but I hear the four gods are like the dark lords and there are no dragons, because they eat dragons."

     "Eat…dragons?"

     "Oh yes, with lots of sauce."

     Meanwhile, Amori and Averi are still arguing about whether or not to go through the Mysterious door.

     "I think we should, we've been to all the other ones right here, and there's lots of cute guys in there!" Averi said with hearts in her eyes.

     "You and your guys!  What about a good interview!"

     "Well, besides kawaii guys to interview, there's like a love triangle/square and people trying to kill eachother, and all in all a big ole soap opera!"

     "Um…well, you convinced me!  To the Mysterious World!"

     "Mysterious Play." Averi corrected.

     "Whatever, lets go everyone!" and so they all went through the door and stepped into…

     …ancient China.  "Kounan empire.  Population 2398 and increasing everyday.  Temperature a balmy 56 degrees with a slight wind from the east at approximately 15 mph.  Make sure to wear your sunscreen this afternoon, with the temperature reaching into the higher 70's.  Thank you, and have a nice day."

     "Shut up Xellos!"

     "Hey, where'd Fillia and Val go?" Averi asked, looking around.

     "You don't think she got killed already do you?  Ah, what a shame…"

     "SHUT UP XELLOS!"

     "Well, actually, she decided to sit this one out."

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     "Hello??" Fillia walked around in a big ole circle, lost in the void.  "Oh! I should have known better than to have listened to that damned namagomi!"

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     Meanwhile, Xellos, Amori and Averi, after stopping for slurpies, decided that the best way to meet all the wonderful inhabitants of Konan and of the Universe of the Four Gods, seeing as at one time or another someones dead, or missing, or kidnapped, or did we mention dead? The best thing to do would be to take them to an alternate dimension to interview.  So with their mighty mazoku powers, the three of them did just that.

     "Um…what are we doing here?" Nuriko asked no one in particular.

     Nuriko, Miaka, Tamahome, Hotohori, Tasuki, Chichiri, Chiriko, Mitsukake, Yui, and Nakago all found themselves feet bound and strapped into chairs on a giant stage in the middle of nothingness.  Big bright stage lights shined on them.

     "Welcome all you wonderful Fushigi Yuugiers!  Today we're going to interview all our favorite characters!" Amori jumped on to the stage with her shiny microphone that says in big flashy letters 'Amori'.  Xellos is behind the camera and Averi to the side, drooling over all the cute guys.

     "Let's begin with one of the main characters, shall we!  Miaka Yuki!" offstage Xellos hits a control panel for audience clapping.  "How does it feel knowing that all the guys around you pretty much have the hots for you?"

     "What?"

     "Well, lets see…Tamahome loves you, Hotohori loves you, and proposes to you, later on Tasuki tries to um, well, this is public television so I won't go there…"

     "What did you try Tasuki!" Tamahome yells at him from his chair.

     "Why are you asking me!  I don't know!"

     "Oh silly Tamahome, that's in the future.  He didn't do it…yet." Averi has crawled on the stage and is drooling at Tamahome's feet.

     "I think the only ones that don't have a thing for her are Chiriko and Mitsukake….maybe Chichiri, but he always wears that mask…."

     "Ooh! And don't forget Nuriko Amori!" Averi finally wiped her mouth off and stood up, "He might swing both ways!"

     "Hey!" Nuriko yelled.

     "Oh, come on!  You dress like a girl, you like Hotohori, and you kissed Tamahome a couple of times…seems awfully suspicious… are you REALLY doing this to be your sister?  Or is there some sort of dark, hidden secret you'd like to share with us?"  Averi stuck her own mic in Nuriko's face.

     "Who the hell ARE you people?"

     "Oh!  We forgot to introduce ourselves!  How rude of us!  I'm Amori Malee!"

     "I'm Averi Malee, her sister! ^_^ \V/"

     "And the camera man is Xellos Mettalium." Xellos hit the crowd applause button again.

     "Xellos!  Don't make me take that away!"

     "So, Yui, tell me…why are you such an angry little brat?"

     "What?  What did you say you blue-haired freak?"

     "Well!  I never!  Better than having a hair cut like a boy!"

     "Well, some of us don't have to have long hair to make us look like women, some of us actually HAVE a figure…something you obviously lack!"

     "Oh!  You DIDN'T just say that….it's on…." Averi threw her mic down.

     "Averi…..that's hardly a fair fight…would you just sit down and shut up!"

     Averi started crying, "Why are you so mean!  You never let me have any fun!" 

     "ANYways….Nakago!  How does it feel to be one of the most hated villains?"

     "What?  I thought I was that?" Xellos asked

     "Actually Xellos, your one of the most loved villains…go figure….Although, most people think Valgaav is cuter than you."

     "What!  That little green haired horned freak!  You're kidding me!"

     "Nope, anyways, how does it feel Nakago, being a hated anime character?"

     Nakago shrugs, "I could really care less."

     "But, it must cause some feeling…. hatred…you like it…anything?"

     "Annoyance…at you…"

     "Ouch….moving on…"

     "Wait a minute…anime character?" Miaka asked.

     "Yeah, wait a second…we're not anime characters!" Yui exclaimed.

     "Um…sure your not…."

     "What's an anime character?"

     "Well, it's like a book of drawings that actually move and tell a story."

     "And…we're that?"

     "Yup!"

     "I don't believe you!  We're real!  I can see maybe the rest of them, since they're already IN a book, but not us!  We live in the real world!" Yui argued.

     "Nope, your just in an anime where your in a book….sorry."

     "Well then, what does that make you?"

     "Oh, me and Averi are just the insane ramblings of two 21-year old girls…that's all…tee hee." 

     "Um…yeah."

     "Well…moving on.  Hotohori, what's your favorite color?"

     "Enough!  I've had enough of this!"  A voice came out of the void.

     "What's that?"

     Taitsukun popped in, floating above the stage.

     "AH!  IT'S AN UGLY OLD THING!"

     "Watch your mouth!  Enough of this!  I can't let you mess with this book anymore!"

     "You mean story right?  Or anime?"

     "No!  I mean the book, the Universe of the Four Gods!  You're completely ruining the story!"

     "Well, that's ok…we're just bringing it some life!"

     "Your joking right?  This story is one of the biggest soap operas of any, it doesn't NEED any more life!  Now I'm going to have to erase all their memories.  Leave!"

     "What do you mean leave?"

     "I mean get out!  I hereby declare you banned from ever setting foot in this world again!"

     "You can't do that!"

     "Just watch me!" Taitsukun snapped and Nyan-Nyan's appeared and grabbed Amori, Averi and Xellos.

     "Now get out and stay out!"

     The Nyan-Nyan's flew them over to the magical doorway and threw them through it.  "Bye Bye!!"

      "RUDE!"

      The door to the Universe of the Four Gods slammed shut, a lock appeared, and then police tape saying "DO NOT CROSS, JACKASSES" appeared across it.

     "Very rude!"

     "Geez…do you think we're not welcome anymore?"

     "Hmmmm….Maybe…."

     "Oh well…now we can move on to the next world.  But what will it be Amori?"

     "I don't know Averi.  Do you know Xellos?"

     "Um…no but I can pretend."

     "I don't know either, but it won't matter…" Fillia appeared behind them, "Because you won't be there Xellos!"  and with that, Fillia began to beat Xellos with her mace-sama while Val, strapped to her back, giggled and laughed. "DIE NAMAGOMI!"

     "Ok….so, then, the list of worlds to choose from is getting smaller and smaller folks!  Here it is:

      Martian Successor Nadesico

     Record of Lodoss War

     Rurouni Kenshin      Sorcerer Hunters

Wow! Only 4 more to choose from!  And then it's back home for us!"

     "And remember people, if you don't give us feedback, we'll just decide for you!"

     "And you REALLY don't want us to do that, do you??"

     "BYE!"

We do not own the Slayers or Fushigi Yuugi.  If we did, we would make it into one confusing anime that would make absolutely no sense.  Imagine it, a world with Lina Inverse and Nakago?  Um….I don't think there would be much of a world left….think about it…..