Anime Adventure
Chapter Six Part One: You Must Read This, That You Must
So, as mentioned in the previous chapter (which you ALL should have read!), the group fell from L-sama's domain to the next, and final, world. But, our group didn't fall all together. You see, when they fell out of the doorway, they didn't jump or anything, L-sama actually kicked Xellos, who ran into the others and sent them flying all over the place. So, needless (or needed?) to say, our group was separated! DA-DA-DUMMMMM!!!
Amori sat and rubbed her bum. "OWWW! I hit me arse!" looking around at her surroundings, she realized she had fallen on something, or someone. "Hey! Who's down there?" "Mumble mumble mumble." "What?" "MMMBLE MMMMM!" "WHAT?" The person she had landed on suddenly threw her off of him and stood up, "I SAID, Get off me you heifer!" "Weelll! I never! And apparently you haven't either, cause your not too good with ladies!" Amori yelled at him, then realized how handsome he was, "HEY! You're the master guy, aren't you! The one who taught Kenshin the Hitting Mitsubishi style right?" The Master Guy (who doesn't have a name in this fic because I don't know it) brushed himself off, "Um yeah, that's it. So, how do you know Kenshin?" He took a swig of sake from his jug. "Oh, I watch him every day on Cartoon Network! Except, its not as funny cause they take out the blood and swearing! D*mn the censors! Oh no! They're here!!!" Amori runs and hides. "Um yeah.so the town is that way," The master guy points and walks away, "Please leave." Amori continues to hide from the evil censors. *** Fillia, Xellos and Val managed to all stay together and land in the same spot (Gee, wasn't that lucky of them?). When they fell, they actually crashed through the roof of the police station and were now sitting in the custody of Sergeant Saito. Saito, smoking his cigarette, looked at them suspiciously, "So, what were you doing falling through the police station's roof?" "Oh, well we're roofers and were checking out the shoddy craftsmanship up there! You should really fix it, anything could fall through!" ||^_^|| "Namagomi! You aren't helping anything!" Fillia whacked him with her mace and giggled nervously at Saito, while Val flapped his wings. "Really, it isn't what you think, we just fell." "You just fell, from the sky? And why does that kid have wings?" "Um.I can explain. See..um" "Well, funny you should ask! We're demons and we've come to kill you! MUWAHAHAHAHA!" Xellos laughed evilly. "WHAT?!?" "Just kidding! Gotta go!" Xellos disappeared, teleporting away to safety. Saito looked at Fillia. Fillia looked at Saito. Val giggled and flapped his wings. "We're circus folk? He has a rare disease. Winginitis?" "And where did that guy just go!" 'Damn Namagomi!' Fillia thought, then sighed. Only one way out. So.she turned into a giant golden dragon, grabbed Val, and flew away.leaving behind a destroyed police station and a confused Saito who decided he needed a drink. *** Amori walked into Kyoto. "Ow!" Ok, she walked into the sign that said "Now Entering Kyoto" "Hmmm.I wonder who I can annoy.er, I mean meet here?" A light bulb went on. "Hey! That big ole hunk of a man Aoshi lives here!" With that, Amori took off running for the Obiwaban's headquarters. It wasn't hard to find, since everyone there was wearing matching outfits. So, as she was running and excited to see the cutey Aoshi, she didn't notice another girl running in the opposite direction, so of course for the sake of the story, she ran into her. "OW!"@.@ "OW!"@.@ Both girls fell onto the ground. "HEY! Watch where your going! Now I lost where Lord Aoshi was going!" The other girl yelled. Amori recognized her as Misao, the spunky leader of the Obiwaban group. "OOH! Where did he go! I'll come with you! Now's a great time for an interview!" then the cold reality hit her! "Damn it! Averi's got the camera!!!" *** Speaking of Averi, what was she up to? Well, she was just sort of hanging around. Literally. She had the luck of falling on to a clothesline and was kind of strung up in the backyard of some dojo. "Hey Kaoru, Kenshin, come quick! There's some strange girl out here!" Looking at Averi, he asked, "What are you doing up there, you stupid girl?" "Oh, just hanging out- BA DUM CHING! Hey! And who are you calling a stupid girl you-you- stupid little boy!" "Don't call me little, dog face!" "Dog face!! Well, at least I don't have hair like a freaking porcupine!" "No, instead you've got hair like a rat's nest!" "I'll show you who the rat is!" Averi started to wildly flail her legs at him. "Let me off of here and I'll kick your little as-" "What's going on out here?" Kenshin and Kaoru appeared in the doorway of the Dojo. "Yahiko, who is that girl?" Kaoru asked him. "Some stupid girl!" "Oh, great answer brainiac!" "Brainy what?" "Well, I suppose we should help her down, that we should," Kenshin walked over to help Averi off the clothesline. "Yes you should, that you could, if you would." Averi giggled. "Huh?" "Tee hee ^_^ Now, GET ME DOWN!" O.o? Kenshin picked up the ladder, which was conveniently lying next to the clothesline (all for the sake of the story!) and placed it against the clothesline pole and started climbing up. "Oh duh for me! I forgot I'm a mazoku!" Averi exclaimed and disappeared off the clothesline. *blink blink* *bonk* Kenshin's ladder fell, landing him on his head. Averi reappeared, dusting herself off. "Geez, I thought I'd never get off of there!" looks down at Kenshin, "What are you doing down there?" "Um excuse me, but who are you?" Kaoru asked her. "Oh! Averi Malee, at your service," Hands her a card that says 'Averi Malee, Mazoku Extraordinaire. Time travel, World Explorer, Anime Hopper.' "So.what's a Mazoku? Like, a magician or something?" "Um.yeah, we'll go with that!" "Yeah, you LOOK like you belong with the circus!" Yahiko crossed his arms and sneered at her. "Oh yeah! That's right, I have unfinished business with you!" And with that, she proceeded to chase him around the yard. After a few hours of chasing Yahiko around the yard, and catching him a couple of times, Averi felt worn out. "Geez, I'm worn out. What do you guys do for entertainment around here?" O.O "Entertainment?" Kenshin asked. "You know! Fun!" "I know what we can do!" Kaoru exclaimed, "Let's go to town!!"
To be continued, unfortunately!
I don't own *Deep Breath* The Slayers, Rurouni Kenshin, Mitsubishi or any other cars that could/should be hit, Cartoon Network, any police stations, or a clothesline. In fact, I don't own really anything, I live in a box.I'm typing this in my head.This isn't real!! Ooooohhh SCARY! Tee Hee
Chapter Six Part One: You Must Read This, That You Must
So, as mentioned in the previous chapter (which you ALL should have read!), the group fell from L-sama's domain to the next, and final, world. But, our group didn't fall all together. You see, when they fell out of the doorway, they didn't jump or anything, L-sama actually kicked Xellos, who ran into the others and sent them flying all over the place. So, needless (or needed?) to say, our group was separated! DA-DA-DUMMMMM!!!
Amori sat and rubbed her bum. "OWWW! I hit me arse!" looking around at her surroundings, she realized she had fallen on something, or someone. "Hey! Who's down there?" "Mumble mumble mumble." "What?" "MMMBLE MMMMM!" "WHAT?" The person she had landed on suddenly threw her off of him and stood up, "I SAID, Get off me you heifer!" "Weelll! I never! And apparently you haven't either, cause your not too good with ladies!" Amori yelled at him, then realized how handsome he was, "HEY! You're the master guy, aren't you! The one who taught Kenshin the Hitting Mitsubishi style right?" The Master Guy (who doesn't have a name in this fic because I don't know it) brushed himself off, "Um yeah, that's it. So, how do you know Kenshin?" He took a swig of sake from his jug. "Oh, I watch him every day on Cartoon Network! Except, its not as funny cause they take out the blood and swearing! D*mn the censors! Oh no! They're here!!!" Amori runs and hides. "Um yeah.so the town is that way," The master guy points and walks away, "Please leave." Amori continues to hide from the evil censors. *** Fillia, Xellos and Val managed to all stay together and land in the same spot (Gee, wasn't that lucky of them?). When they fell, they actually crashed through the roof of the police station and were now sitting in the custody of Sergeant Saito. Saito, smoking his cigarette, looked at them suspiciously, "So, what were you doing falling through the police station's roof?" "Oh, well we're roofers and were checking out the shoddy craftsmanship up there! You should really fix it, anything could fall through!" ||^_^|| "Namagomi! You aren't helping anything!" Fillia whacked him with her mace and giggled nervously at Saito, while Val flapped his wings. "Really, it isn't what you think, we just fell." "You just fell, from the sky? And why does that kid have wings?" "Um.I can explain. See..um" "Well, funny you should ask! We're demons and we've come to kill you! MUWAHAHAHAHA!" Xellos laughed evilly. "WHAT?!?" "Just kidding! Gotta go!" Xellos disappeared, teleporting away to safety. Saito looked at Fillia. Fillia looked at Saito. Val giggled and flapped his wings. "We're circus folk? He has a rare disease. Winginitis?" "And where did that guy just go!" 'Damn Namagomi!' Fillia thought, then sighed. Only one way out. So.she turned into a giant golden dragon, grabbed Val, and flew away.leaving behind a destroyed police station and a confused Saito who decided he needed a drink. *** Amori walked into Kyoto. "Ow!" Ok, she walked into the sign that said "Now Entering Kyoto" "Hmmm.I wonder who I can annoy.er, I mean meet here?" A light bulb went on. "Hey! That big ole hunk of a man Aoshi lives here!" With that, Amori took off running for the Obiwaban's headquarters. It wasn't hard to find, since everyone there was wearing matching outfits. So, as she was running and excited to see the cutey Aoshi, she didn't notice another girl running in the opposite direction, so of course for the sake of the story, she ran into her. "OW!"@.@ "OW!"@.@ Both girls fell onto the ground. "HEY! Watch where your going! Now I lost where Lord Aoshi was going!" The other girl yelled. Amori recognized her as Misao, the spunky leader of the Obiwaban group. "OOH! Where did he go! I'll come with you! Now's a great time for an interview!" then the cold reality hit her! "Damn it! Averi's got the camera!!!" *** Speaking of Averi, what was she up to? Well, she was just sort of hanging around. Literally. She had the luck of falling on to a clothesline and was kind of strung up in the backyard of some dojo. "Hey Kaoru, Kenshin, come quick! There's some strange girl out here!" Looking at Averi, he asked, "What are you doing up there, you stupid girl?" "Oh, just hanging out- BA DUM CHING! Hey! And who are you calling a stupid girl you-you- stupid little boy!" "Don't call me little, dog face!" "Dog face!! Well, at least I don't have hair like a freaking porcupine!" "No, instead you've got hair like a rat's nest!" "I'll show you who the rat is!" Averi started to wildly flail her legs at him. "Let me off of here and I'll kick your little as-" "What's going on out here?" Kenshin and Kaoru appeared in the doorway of the Dojo. "Yahiko, who is that girl?" Kaoru asked him. "Some stupid girl!" "Oh, great answer brainiac!" "Brainy what?" "Well, I suppose we should help her down, that we should," Kenshin walked over to help Averi off the clothesline. "Yes you should, that you could, if you would." Averi giggled. "Huh?" "Tee hee ^_^ Now, GET ME DOWN!" O.o? Kenshin picked up the ladder, which was conveniently lying next to the clothesline (all for the sake of the story!) and placed it against the clothesline pole and started climbing up. "Oh duh for me! I forgot I'm a mazoku!" Averi exclaimed and disappeared off the clothesline. *blink blink* *bonk* Kenshin's ladder fell, landing him on his head. Averi reappeared, dusting herself off. "Geez, I thought I'd never get off of there!" looks down at Kenshin, "What are you doing down there?" "Um excuse me, but who are you?" Kaoru asked her. "Oh! Averi Malee, at your service," Hands her a card that says 'Averi Malee, Mazoku Extraordinaire. Time travel, World Explorer, Anime Hopper.' "So.what's a Mazoku? Like, a magician or something?" "Um.yeah, we'll go with that!" "Yeah, you LOOK like you belong with the circus!" Yahiko crossed his arms and sneered at her. "Oh yeah! That's right, I have unfinished business with you!" And with that, she proceeded to chase him around the yard. After a few hours of chasing Yahiko around the yard, and catching him a couple of times, Averi felt worn out. "Geez, I'm worn out. What do you guys do for entertainment around here?" O.O "Entertainment?" Kenshin asked. "You know! Fun!" "I know what we can do!" Kaoru exclaimed, "Let's go to town!!"
To be continued, unfortunately!
I don't own *Deep Breath* The Slayers, Rurouni Kenshin, Mitsubishi or any other cars that could/should be hit, Cartoon Network, any police stations, or a clothesline. In fact, I don't own really anything, I live in a box.I'm typing this in my head.This isn't real!! Ooooohhh SCARY! Tee Hee