Note: Wrote this when I was 14 and just warning you, it's really stupid. But I figured I would go in and fix the format in the hopes someone would find it entertaining and for its, er, historical value…? Compared to my more recent stuff.
Iscariot the Spy
*Enter Judas, Caiaphas, and Annas*
[Judas] *angrily* This was NOT part of the plan!
[Caiaphas] *cooly* Relax, we have our man, and you have your money.
[Annas] Don't worry, they'll forget all about –
[Judas] Yeah F'in right!
[Caiaphas and Annas] *shrug* *exit*
[Judas] I've got to do something! *sees mule* Hmm... *jumps on* *gallops away* *arrives at Pilate's courtyard*
[Pilate] If anyone feels that this man should not be crucified, speak now or forever hold your peace.
[Judas] *running in* STOPPPP!
[Pilate] Mr. Iscariot?
[Judas] Stop stop STOP! I recant!
[Pilate] Well, okay then, I guess we can't crucify him.
[Crowd] What? Aww! Damn! *jumps on Judas and whacks him in the head*
[Judas] *jumps up* *grabs Pilate's whip* *beheads several spectators*
[Rest of Crowd] *scream and run away*
[Jesus] You saved me!
[Judas] What are friends for?
[Brynna] What's going on?
[Pilate] Brynna!
[Brynna] What's up, Poni, big bro. What's up?
[Pilate] Um, uh... *points to Judas, then Jesus*
[Brynna] Ooh, and who are you? *looks at Judas*
[Judas] Iscariot. Judas Iscariot. Apostle, traitor, ropemaker, and collector of silver coins.
[Brynna] Looks like you've saved the day, honey. I'm Brynna Pilate. Looks like you've gotten rid of that horrible crowd, too.
[Caiaphas] But you haven't gotten rid of me! CRUCIFY HIM!
[Annas] Yeah!
[Everyone] *pays no attention*
[Judas] Everyone wanna go for Roman food? My treat. *waves silver coins*
[Brynna, Pilate, Jesus, and Mary Magdalene] *follow Judas*
[Judas] So, JC, am I still an Apostle?
[Jesus] I'll think about it. First, after you buy this lunch, I get ahold of that loot from Caiaphas.
[Judas] *sighs* Yes.
[Jesus] And second of all...