Title: The Wacky Adventures of The New Trio
Disclaimer: Don't own them but as always I really wished I owned Spike and
Xander. They're nummier than chocolate.
Spoilers: Not really.
Feedback: Yes please.
Summary: A new Trio has risen and with it, all sort of weird and funny
adventures. Oh yeah, Spike's souled but no longer under Buffy's evil spell.
So he's still our loveable Big Bad Spike.
The Wacky Adventures of The New Trio
*Featuring A/C (Andrew Cam!)
A/C:
It's a warm and peaceful night here in good old Sunnydale. A true rarity seeing as the end of the month is hardly a month away. While outside the Summers' house may seem silent and serene, inside the world's final defense against the forces of evil work diligently to prepare for The First, the embodiment of all the world's evil.
But our story tonight takes place a few blocks away from the Slayerettes "headquarters", where three young men - well, two young men and a one hundred and thirty year old vampire - will embark on an adventure of their own. Truly go where only those of strong mind and able heart dare take on its imposing presence, with its maze like structure and sinful temptations at every turn.
"Okay here's the plan," strategize Xander, dressed in his "covert operation best" with a pair of black slacks and a black sweater with black boots. "We each get a third of what we need. We meet back in the front in a half an hour. No side tracks and if anyone gets in your way run them over." "Hold up wanker what makes you the leader of this operation? Besides there's no way I'm going into that second home for florescent lights. All that damn humming really gets to me after a while. I still have some pride as a vampire you know. Even if I'm sss.sssoo. souled." Gagged out Spike, comically scrunching up his face while dressed in his trademark black t-shirt and button-up red shirt. Topped off with his tight black jeans and black boots. His ever-present duster slung over his seat as we drive to our destination. "I'll be in the car sending prank emails to the Whelp in L.A. and his broody spawn, Whelp Jr." He then pulls out his new cell phone complete with digital camera and text messaging. " You know it wasn't my first choice for you to accompany me on this assignment. And it definitely wasn't my decision to have " Malibu's Most Geek" tag along for the ride, but everyone in the gang has to take turns going. No matter how tedious it may seem."
*Camera turned to Andrew:
"Tonight we prepare ourselves for one of the most agitating and aggravating experiences any member of the Scooby Gang will have to endure:
GROCERY SHOPPING!!!!!!!!!!
A/N: I know. Not very funny but give me time. I need to make the setting. Please still review. Next chapter is funnier but is still trying to set up the story.
The Wacky Adventures of The New Trio
*Featuring A/C (Andrew Cam!)
A/C:
It's a warm and peaceful night here in good old Sunnydale. A true rarity seeing as the end of the month is hardly a month away. While outside the Summers' house may seem silent and serene, inside the world's final defense against the forces of evil work diligently to prepare for The First, the embodiment of all the world's evil.
But our story tonight takes place a few blocks away from the Slayerettes "headquarters", where three young men - well, two young men and a one hundred and thirty year old vampire - will embark on an adventure of their own. Truly go where only those of strong mind and able heart dare take on its imposing presence, with its maze like structure and sinful temptations at every turn.
"Okay here's the plan," strategize Xander, dressed in his "covert operation best" with a pair of black slacks and a black sweater with black boots. "We each get a third of what we need. We meet back in the front in a half an hour. No side tracks and if anyone gets in your way run them over." "Hold up wanker what makes you the leader of this operation? Besides there's no way I'm going into that second home for florescent lights. All that damn humming really gets to me after a while. I still have some pride as a vampire you know. Even if I'm sss.sssoo. souled." Gagged out Spike, comically scrunching up his face while dressed in his trademark black t-shirt and button-up red shirt. Topped off with his tight black jeans and black boots. His ever-present duster slung over his seat as we drive to our destination. "I'll be in the car sending prank emails to the Whelp in L.A. and his broody spawn, Whelp Jr." He then pulls out his new cell phone complete with digital camera and text messaging. " You know it wasn't my first choice for you to accompany me on this assignment. And it definitely wasn't my decision to have " Malibu's Most Geek" tag along for the ride, but everyone in the gang has to take turns going. No matter how tedious it may seem."
*Camera turned to Andrew:
"Tonight we prepare ourselves for one of the most agitating and aggravating experiences any member of the Scooby Gang will have to endure:
GROCERY SHOPPING!!!!!!!!!!
A/N: I know. Not very funny but give me time. I need to make the setting. Please still review. Next chapter is funnier but is still trying to set up the story.