*A/C (Andrew Cam):
"Noooooooooooooo." Howled the very reluctant 130-year old Master vampire as Xander tries to pry Spike's fingers off the car door handle. " Listen Spike, I know that the grocery store can be a very scary place at times," Xander reasons as he yanks at Spike's duster, which is now draped along his strong and lithe body. "Bollocks." Yelled Spike as he let go of the handle and turned around to grab Xander by the neck. " Don't you understand that if I walk into that Supermarket for Happy Meals that I'd be cutting off all remaining links to my former Big Bad self?! I'd rather go lose my mind again and shag the slayer." He released Xander as they both started to make gagging noises at the thought. "See you guys, you two finally agreed on something." I chirp in receiving matching death glares from my newest "allies against the forces of evil." " Look, why don't we just go in there and get it over with? I mean we can't go back to that house without any food." Said Xander. "That's true. Hell, if the Slayer didn't get us Red would go all Bitch Witch on us. Not that I would really mind seeing as I missed the show. Just great timing on my part to decide to go get a soul." Sighed the bleach blond vampire sarcastically as he dramatically dropped his arms at his sides. " Shut up Deadboy Jr. Let's just go get what we need and get out."
*Camera turns to Andrew:
"As we make our way into the large supermarket, I can help but feel a certain charge of coolness stand with Xander and Spike by my side. The chemistry between the three of us is undeniable and I can't help but believe that the three us will be friends for a long time. Whether we are armed with swords or with these nifty steel carts that we all are manning at the moment, we continue to fight the good fight! Side by side for ever and ever "*ahem*"
*Camera turns back to Spike and Xander both now sporting matching raised eyebrows:
"Oh sorry." Replies a slightly sheepish Andrew. "Right. Anyyywaaayyy," said Spike. " Just give me my part of the list so that I can get away from you sissies as fast as possible." Sighed an exasperated Spike. " Riiiiight." Replied Xander still creeped out by Andrew's questionable behavior. " Uhhh, here. Make sure to follow this list exactly or else we're just end up staying here longer." Xander warns while giving Spike the list. "Yeah, yeah, yeah." Replied the anxious vamp while already flying down the nearest aisle. "Don't worry Xander." I soothingly reply to Xander's worried expression. "You can count on me to follow this list." He says with determination in his voice as he takes his list from Xander's hand. "Let's see.looks like I have produce duty. Don't worry Xan-man your cucumbers are safe in my hands." Andrew tells Xander who now has a horrified expression on his face. Andrew then runs off in the opposite direction of the produce aisle. " Oh God." Sighs a highly stressed Xander. "We are NEVER going to get out of this store."
IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE WACKY ADVENTURES OF THE NEW TRIO:
Xander revisits his love of Hostess and Little Debbie products.
Andrew becomes too intent on his list as his mind wanders while searching for just the right cucumber to please his fellow teammates.
Spike discovers the wonders of something even more sinful than himself.Chocolate.
Ummmm.nummy *****Plus guest appearance by Stone Cold Steve Austin. *****
A/N: I know it's not very funny so far but I just needed an intro. The wackiness is just about to ensue.
R/R Please!!!!
"Noooooooooooooo." Howled the very reluctant 130-year old Master vampire as Xander tries to pry Spike's fingers off the car door handle. " Listen Spike, I know that the grocery store can be a very scary place at times," Xander reasons as he yanks at Spike's duster, which is now draped along his strong and lithe body. "Bollocks." Yelled Spike as he let go of the handle and turned around to grab Xander by the neck. " Don't you understand that if I walk into that Supermarket for Happy Meals that I'd be cutting off all remaining links to my former Big Bad self?! I'd rather go lose my mind again and shag the slayer." He released Xander as they both started to make gagging noises at the thought. "See you guys, you two finally agreed on something." I chirp in receiving matching death glares from my newest "allies against the forces of evil." " Look, why don't we just go in there and get it over with? I mean we can't go back to that house without any food." Said Xander. "That's true. Hell, if the Slayer didn't get us Red would go all Bitch Witch on us. Not that I would really mind seeing as I missed the show. Just great timing on my part to decide to go get a soul." Sighed the bleach blond vampire sarcastically as he dramatically dropped his arms at his sides. " Shut up Deadboy Jr. Let's just go get what we need and get out."
*Camera turns to Andrew:
"As we make our way into the large supermarket, I can help but feel a certain charge of coolness stand with Xander and Spike by my side. The chemistry between the three of us is undeniable and I can't help but believe that the three us will be friends for a long time. Whether we are armed with swords or with these nifty steel carts that we all are manning at the moment, we continue to fight the good fight! Side by side for ever and ever "*ahem*"
*Camera turns back to Spike and Xander both now sporting matching raised eyebrows:
"Oh sorry." Replies a slightly sheepish Andrew. "Right. Anyyywaaayyy," said Spike. " Just give me my part of the list so that I can get away from you sissies as fast as possible." Sighed an exasperated Spike. " Riiiiight." Replied Xander still creeped out by Andrew's questionable behavior. " Uhhh, here. Make sure to follow this list exactly or else we're just end up staying here longer." Xander warns while giving Spike the list. "Yeah, yeah, yeah." Replied the anxious vamp while already flying down the nearest aisle. "Don't worry Xander." I soothingly reply to Xander's worried expression. "You can count on me to follow this list." He says with determination in his voice as he takes his list from Xander's hand. "Let's see.looks like I have produce duty. Don't worry Xan-man your cucumbers are safe in my hands." Andrew tells Xander who now has a horrified expression on his face. Andrew then runs off in the opposite direction of the produce aisle. " Oh God." Sighs a highly stressed Xander. "We are NEVER going to get out of this store."
IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE WACKY ADVENTURES OF THE NEW TRIO:
Xander revisits his love of Hostess and Little Debbie products.
Andrew becomes too intent on his list as his mind wanders while searching for just the right cucumber to please his fellow teammates.
Spike discovers the wonders of something even more sinful than himself.Chocolate.
Ummmm.nummy *****Plus guest appearance by Stone Cold Steve Austin. *****
A/N: I know it's not very funny so far but I just needed an intro. The wackiness is just about to ensue.
R/R Please!!!!