Vegeta's True Story
I told you it would get some what funny. I'm not to-too good on humor, but what the heck. Ok peoples one more shot at getting the cast into a fight.
I woke up in the medical hall of Rivendell, my ex girl friend standing over me, laughing. I attempt to sit up but she got my head a couple times so I was engulfed in the pain of a headache. I look over seeing Elrond. He looks mad and I say to him
"Oh come on you still can't be mad at me for knocking down a self of book over two thousand tears ago!" I notice some as I said that. I never really greet people. Oh well I do have some flaws.
"Yes I still am. You are a very un-grateful sayian. I saved you from the claws of Kiesa. She was about to kill you." He looks over at the tall silver haired female fox demon my side. She turned her head toward me.
"Where is Tarquin? She was with you last, I have reason to believe." I look at her, my eyes are wide. She hadn't seen Tarquin either. Then where was my old master at.
"Elrond, you are very spiteful for an elf, and Kiesa, I thought she was with you. I was on the human earth the entire time I was gone as a jail sentence."
"Oh, well then. I better give you this. It's your mission. Good luck with that crew. Seems you didn't do a very good job at being their friends, or explaining what's going on. And that other sayian, where have I seen him before?" She seems unhurried or rushed.
"You don't know him. But you do know his father and brother. That's the youngest of the Bardock family, Kakrott." I then tell them all that has happened to me over the years. I got up and stretched a little and took the note. I read it over and nearly passed out again.
"You have got to be kidding me. We can't do this. Theses people hate me. They will never agree." I sigh in frustration and walk out of the room. I don't seem to say good bye either. Oh well. Now to get the stuff and be on our way. But why dose Kai want that? Oh well time to move.
Ok we were ready and going out. Kakrott kept asking me this entire stupid question. If you get them maybe I give you a cookie. Ok they were: What's your favorite color? How older are you? What your demon form? And last but not least: Can I go to the bathroom? Well if you answer, silver, really old, ice, and that's between you and your doctor, then you are correct. He looks puzzled at my last answer. I just he just doesn't know his English very well. It is his second language while it my fourteenth. But hey he is a moron. As we are walking through the wood I skirt the clearings. Chi Chi notices this and asks me why in a speculating tone. As I began to reply, Yamcha stepped into one to show me there is nothing really wrong with them. But he proved me right when he went soaring in the air and held upside down in a trap.
"That is why. This place is loaded with traps, and I don't feel like cutting you guy down when you make an error. It is near impossible not to. I set them off like fifteen times a one time. So kept clear." With that I drew my long bow and shot it. A heard almost every one behind me gasps as they thought I was going to shoot Yamcha. I laugh and shot, cutting the rope from his ankles, dropping him to the ground with a thud. I wonder who didn't gasp as we walked along, every one now following in my foot steps. We reach a cave opening about my size. I slip into it with out a sound or cut. I wait in the dark and as I do, I hear a scuffling from above. Kakrott soon drops from above me and nearly landed on me making much more noise than I. I shush him and feel him get scared and cling to me. I think to myself that he is very much like his brother, Raddiz. My eyes glow checking the area. I motion above me and the gap in the rock winded. They looked down but not seeing me the asks Kakrott,
"Where is Vegeta?" he grins and straitens, releasing the death grip he had on my neck. I start to breathe again feeling my lunges expand as Kakrott tried to explain to an angry Chi Chi what just happened. Bluma looked at me and winked. I sighed and walked on. They soon realized their source of light had gone, and quickly followed me in to the chasm.
Tarquin: Now what are they gonna find?
Vegeta: You? I mean we also seem to be lookin' for ya.
Tarquin: Nope, but this will be very fun. (Evil grin)
Vegeta: And a word from our sponsors…
Tarquin: What sponsors? You can scare me Vegeta. Ok here the deal, if you don't review then I won't… hey give me back the remote! GIVE IT! NOW!!!
Kid Buu a.k.a Majin: Never!!!
::Dust cloud is seen::
Vegeta: Bye bye