Vegeta True Story
Hey I'm back. I was out of commission due to a miss aimed kick to the princess Blu. She went psycho, and kick me and Vegeta I the face. You'll meet her later in the sires. On with the fic.
Do you really think I own this crap? We'll if you do, then were more of an idiot than Kakrott.
As we traveled deeper in to the black hole, which I had named hells door way, for unknown reasons to them. I knew why and was thinking about how to kill the damn thing that lived in the bowels of this place. We reached a certain part of the hole were it suddenly dropped off. Lost in my own world I nearly fell. Luckily a hand reached down and grabbed my newly grown tail. It hurt, but hey I was alive. I was pulled up to see my savoir when I see none other than my old friend Raddiz. He was grinning like the moron he was and had forgotten to pull me up.
"Are you gonna stand there all day or are you done pulling my tail out?" I look at him raising an eye brow at him.
"Oh yea! Heh, heh sorry about that. Where were you all this time? You went missing after we robbed all the dimensions dry of gold. Well?" He seemed happy, but he still hadn't pulled me up yet.
"OK Raddiz that very nice, but do you mind? I'm kinda hanging here." He looked at me once again.
"Oh yea sorry, 'Geta." This time he pulled me up and I stared to answer him.
"We'll un-like you, I already had a record so I was busted more than you did. I was sent to earth for fifty year and you were asked to act out a part because I was born."
"That sucks. Nappa is still pissed at you for killing him." he reposed.
"What!? I didn't kill him. Ok so I did. But I didn't mean to! Ok I did, but I said I was sorry! Ok so I didn't, but I meant to. No I lie. I did my home work that's got to count for something. It was math, but I put four for everything. Damn I'm screwed." (A/N Me and my friend actually said this to our gym teacher. Yup, she is insane and I am evilly twisted.)
"Dude that's your excuse for everything."
"Kinda sad isn't it."
We heard a coughing behind us where we had left the others. We look at one another and laugh. We continued on the rock ledge that went around the ditch in the fissure. As we went along Raddiz just disappeared. The other looked shocked at this and I turned to them and said that what was going to happen. Not explaining anymore I walked away. We get to another hole but not as steep and this one I didn't fall in. As we slid down the side of the embankment a loud roar come out from the other side as a huge wolf-dog about twice the size of Nappa walked toward us. Yamcha try to get Bluma to like said I'll take this one. As he fought the dog moved to the side and wiped his tail around and crushed Yamcha in the ribs. I think about healing him, but the other forgot about me and attack all at once. I look at them fight the mutt and laugh at there naivety thinking that they could defeat it with sheer force. I watch a little longer and each of the Z fighters got smashed into the wall. As they were down they heard the soft music of a flute spread over the area. The beast slowly lay down as well as the rest of them. I kill the mutt with a knock over the head with my crystal green flute. I sigh; I still haven't controlled my flute. What can you expect from a drummer? I sit down to wait out the night, knowing that they won't wake up until much later.