Hey, sorry about not updating I was busy with home work and dealing with my freak brother kid form. Oh yea! I wrote somethin' else while I was hitting my head on the brick wall of writers block. It Yu Yu Hakusho, so go check it out. Now on with the show err… story.

I do own some stuff in here. Like Tarquin. But I have al the other but my friends who they are based on in real life took them so I'm all alone… again.

I talk too much.

I awoke not knowing that I had fallen a sleep. I look around to see the settings were changed. We were now in a vast holding pen with about 50 or 60 other. I saw a brightly colored hat in the gloom and smiled to myself. So here she was try to fight against the army of Sauron's orcs. He him self was over with ruling the world or trying to. I know this because he was my art teacher. He was a cool guy once you got to know him. He actually dated my mentor Tarquin for a long time. The ring was really for her but she then disappeared off the face of Middle Earth.  I found her, I saw Sauron on her right, and my best friend, Red on her other. I look around to see if I can spy anymore of my friends. No, no one else. The Z gang stared to wake up at my feet. The fool first, then cue-ball, then the moron, the harpy, then the woman. If you still don't know who they are, you're messed. I called out, but found that my voice wasn't working. I look down to see that I have a collar. It was paralyzing my voice so I couldn't speak. I know why. Sayians were really hybrids from two other races. They were the elves and the sirens. Over time we developed a fighting skill and a tail. We still had the eleven senses and speed. With the siren half, we are able to control our voice to kill or to soothe, or control any element and people. It did come in handy when I was younger, but as I grew I had to stop or I would be identify. I had a lot of control over my power. These orcs knew a lot to get Tarquin too. They in all probability watched my fighting style. They were still morons. We could talk though telepathy and so I called out to Tarquin.

            'Tarquin! It's me Vegeta. On your right and back about 6 feet. What the hell is going on?'

            'I don't really know. Hey do you still have the thievery kit I gave you for your fourth birthday?'

            'I think so. Why?'

            'I can get this off of us in a couple of seconds.'

            'But what about the orcs? They will see us. We can't cast the memorandum spell on them if we can't speak.'

            'We can't except Sauron and Red can. All we have to do is tell them to.'

            By that time I had walked over the rest of the group following me look scared. I reached into my pant pocket. And pull out a black little book that didn't look as if it could of fit. I had changed my clothes for all of you peoples that I didn't tell. I was now wearing and pair of kakis that had those big side pockets and a white sailing tee shirt. She took the kit and motioned to Sauron; knowing Red would be too thick to understand what she would have to do. Brother like sister. Look at the description to find out who she was. Well she was Kakrott's half sister. She was about three head taller than me, and yet she was half hobbit, the aunt to Frodo.   

            "Chinese food is good." we all turn to her. "What? It is."

            Tarquin had told Sauron what to and the black hair elf began the chant. I looked at them none of them had changed a bit. Tarquin was a good two inches shorter than I, with eyes the same shape, but a totally blood red that at times glowed. She had no whites in them but neither did I. She was wearing her black cloak and yellow hat, backwards. I never knew what her hair really looked like. When she was in super sayian, it was always a different color than normal. She did that so no-one would know what her true rank was. She was rumored to be the true princess, which is why she didn't tell us. Sauron looked the same. His eleven look made him look like a girl, but hey so do I. his jet black hair made him look Japanese and it reached the floor. Red had on her sayian armor and her light blue mudd hat on, her bright red hair sticking out of it. Her light green eyes were in a happy/full daze as always. When all the guards got a dazed expression, Red, Tarquin, Sauron, and I leaped in to action. Red fist were flying. Tarquin sword was undefeatable. Sauron's whip worked pretty well, but he did get hit once or twice. I was kicking some ass with my two long daggers. As soon as all the guards fell, I began to say something, my old victory saying, but I was shut up by the thing on my neck. Tarquin had got hers off and reached out to do mine. I look happy when it came, so much so that Sauron began cracking up.

            "You look like you did when you managed to get clay over every thing in art, even in Red's eyes." We all joined in with him, Tarquin, and I now able to speak.

            "So what is your test to get off of the earth?" Tarquin asked. She is rather blunt like me.

            "I have to get some elixir that keeps people dead. I wonder why Kia Boy wants that."

            "Cuz I died and he wants me still dead."

            "If that's the case I just going home I mean there not much he can do now."

            "Yay! Geta gets to come home! More really funny plans that don't work half of the time!" Red was really happy. I don't think she knows what sarcasm is.

            "You had to say that last part didn't you." I looked like when I don't have eyes and it's just the dark spot. They laughed again. I turned to they Z gang and said," Well I will be leaving now, so I'll see you later." I know I will. Wanna know how? I have the book of fate in my pocket. That damn pocket can fit every thing.

Tarquin: All done. Now if you wanna see what happened to Vegetable Head I'm gonna write a sequel to this. It's his life in his home maybe when he meets up with the guys again. Or I might do some thing else. Oh yea, write me your fav parings. Ok then. Review, please I'm begging, some one flame me. No one has yet so I wanna get flamed. Christ, I'm only 12! You guys have to find some err in it! Thank you that is all.

Chibi Vegeta: You do talk too much.

Tarquin: Bath time.

Chibi Vegeta: NOOOOOO! Not the bath! Kami spare me!

Dende: Why should I?

Chibi Vegeta: Uhh… when did you get here?

Dende: I really don't know.

Tarquin: Die Dende, die!!!

Chibi Vegeta: Run For It!