Chapter 3 : Yes, No, Maybe So

"Mione! Mione!" 3 Gryffindor's called out to Hermione Granger, the 'Kissed by the Enemy' girl.

"Yeah?" Hermione asked. She had completely forgotten about her little make-over date she had tonight.

"Make-over? Me, Lav, Gin, you? Tonight?" Parvati asked but said at the same time.

"Oh bloody hell I forgot about that. Give me about 10 minutes to recover from -" She began but stopped.

"Recover from …" The 3 girls asked in unison, sending their flustered friend suspicious looks.

"Recover from … the fact that I got a detention … with Malfoy!" Hermione replied after thinking about a good and totally agreeable lie.

"Oh, gees, we know. We spent about an hour thinking about that, and in the first week of school at that!" Lavendar acknowledged.

Oh Gods! That was actually a great detention …Malfoy kissed me! Hermione Granger! No! You're not happy about this! You're not happy at all!

Brilliant! Malfoy kissed her! This rocks! Now all I have to do is set them up for their date! Little Cupid at your service!

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I don't know what made me do it. Maybe it was the fact that she looked bloody good with her WHITE shirt all WET or the fact that she looked really cute when she was all mad and flustered. I can't believe I did that though! Whatever, I have no feelings for her, she just looked good! I think.

"Draco! Draco!" Draco's 2 croonies yelled through the Slytherin common room, before fumbling with themselves up the stairs.

"What do you two tubbies want?" Draco spat at them, to which they laughed.

They wouldn't know an insult if someone wrote it down, explained it, then just called them fat!

"Um … Goyle, what did we want?" Crabbe asked dumbly. He had to be one of the stupidest people in all of Hogwarts.

"Um … oh yeah! Do you want any of the pudding downstairs because …" Goyle began but was cut off in mid-sentence by Draco.

"Oh please, do enjoy the pudding, eat everything down there while you're at it, that is, if you didn't already!" Draco snapped at them.

"Really? Thanks Draco, remember, who's da itty bitty wittle Switherin master?" Goyle walked over and poked Draco in the stomach after saying his horrifying sentence about the 'itty bitty wittle Switherin master.'

"Obviously not you guys, if anything you're the stupid, fat, Switherin, widiots!" Draco muttered at them then looked at their chubby, blank faces.

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"And … finished!" Ginny squealed, giving the tip of her nose a touch of blush.

Hermione turned to look at herself in the body-length mirror. She was stunned at the girl … no, woman, she saw.

Her hair fell in dishwater blonde, small spirals, her eyebrows were perfect, lips full and glossy, her eyes were frosted lightly with smoky eye shadow, and mascara.

Then she caught a glimpse at her outfit and gasped at what she saw. Her skirt had been shortened by a good 3 inches and now ran just below mid-thigh length. Her button-down white shirt was unbuttoned down 3 buttons and showed off some cleavage.

"Bloody hell! Is that really me?" Hermione screamed, looking at herself in the mirror.

"Yep! Now, don't worry, you do not look like a tramp, I think you look positively adorable!" Lavendar screeched.

I can't look that bad, well I'm buttoning one more button at least!

Hermione took one button and buttoned it back up, still revealing the beginning of her cleavage.

The girls groaned at her. They shook their heads and threw down their brushes.

"Fine! You want me to leave it that way, I will!" Hermione said in a snitty tone. She took the button she had just buttoned up and unbuttoned it. "There, happy?" Hermione asked.

"No." All 3 girls replied in the same monotone voice.

"What?" Hermione whined.

"You need to be … no more pencils, no more books, no more teachers dirty looks, all the boys, no all the men, I'll send them some naughty looks." Parvati replied. This little 'speech' seemed to be rehearsed.

"You want me to act like a … a … wh-" Hermione began, outraged!

"Oh Gods no Hermione! Just be more … girly, feminine, naughty, playful, whatever you will." Ginny replied quickly.

"I'll try, but I'm not promising anything, okay?" Hermione admonished.

"Alright okay, go try it out on the Gryffindor boys." Parvati squealed with excitement.

"Do I have to? I really just want to stay up here -" Hermione began but was cut off by her 3 girlfriends.

"And read?" They all asked. Hermione nodded, turning scarlet from embarrassment.

All 3 girls pointed to the door.

"Out!" "Vamoose!" "Go!" All 3 girls said something different and Hermione walked stiffly out of the doorway.

"Mione! Swing your hips a bit." Hermione had to admit, she was curvy and did have nice hips. She heaved a sigh and swung her hips.

I bet this goes like Draco goes with Harry and Ron … bad.

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Hermione walked down the stairs and to the Gryffindor common room. Not one person was there.

So much for that. Well, screw that bloody idea!

Hermione walked back to her room at the prefects common room. She took out her wand, pointed it at herself, and whispered 'Commoror Aequalis." It was a spell so that when she woke up, she looked exactly the same as that night.

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Hermione woke up at 7 a.m. the next morning and gasped at who she saw in the mirror, then remembered about last night. She walked out of the prefects common room to the Gryffindor common room. After 5 minutes of walking, she finally reached the Fat Ladies painting.

Here goes nothing!

Hermione remember to swing her hips at the last second before entering the Gryffindor common room.

She peered around the room and saw Neville, Seamus, Dean, Ron, Harry, Parvati, Lavendar, and Ginny all sitting in the common room, in a deep conversation.

"Ahem." Hermione cleared her throat at which all the Gryffindor's looked up.

Seamus, Dean, and Ron's water that they had been drinking burst out of their mouth, Neville fell out of his chair, and Harry's eyes widened. Ginny, Lavendar, and Parvati sat their with grins on their faces.

"I um … Hermione you … umm … Mione you … er … I uh …" all 5 boys began stuttering.

"Is it that bad?" She grimaced at what their answers would be. Would if they didn't like it? That would bloody well suck.

"Bloody hell no!" Ron screamed, then reddened at his outburst. Hermione blushed at his compliment and walked towards the other Gryffindors. Neville blushed, Ron began breathing heavily, and Harry just sat there with his mouth wide open.

After about 15 minutes of talking, Hermione left to go to breakfast.

"Brilliant! Just brilliant! I left my bag in the common room." Hermione said out loud to no one in particular.

Hermione made her way quickly to her common room and said the password to the painting.

"Bag, bag, bag!" Hermione muttered.

"Talking to yourself, Mione?" Draco asked coolly.

Why does he have to talk like that? Why does he have to call me Mione? Why does he have to be … him?

"Uh, nah, just looking for my bag. Aha!" Hermione bent down and picked her bag up.

"I think they were wrong when they say Rome wasn't built in a day." Draco smirked at Hermione.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Hermione asked. Was he saying what she thought he was saying. He simply gestured to … well … all of her.

"Ah, that … simple make-over from the Gryff girls." Hermione answered casually.

"Simple? Simple?! Mione you're ho-" He began then stopped. He blushed a deep red.

"What was that? I'm sorry were you going to say something?" She gave him a grin and he blushed even redder.

"Um …" He began and started to fidget.

"Just say it … I'm ready …" Hermione's voice trailed off and she tapped her foot impatiently.

"Fine! Fine! You're hot! Very hot!" He yelled. She just smiled at him.

"Now that we're having this little discussion … so are you." Hermione was out of the common room like white on rice.

Bloody hell! Where did that come from? I think Lav and Parvati poisoned me or something!

Hermione walked grinning like a maniac to the Great Hall where she found everyone already munching on their breakfast.

Everyone stopped whatever they were doing or eating and turned to look at her.

"Yes?" She asked simply. Everyone turned back to whatever they were doing and the silence subsided. Lavendar, Parvati, and Ginny giggled at their friend.

"I think I look -" Hermione began as she walked over to them, but was cut off by Ginny.

"You look great! That's all there is to it!" She finished perkily. Hermione just nodded and sat next to all of her fellow Gryffindor friends … not noticing a lustful stare from a certain Slytherin.

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"Hermione … I really have to talk to you …" Ron's meek voice trailed off as he talked to Hermione in the corridor near the prefects common room.

"Sure Ron!" Hermione replied. They walked over to a corner of the hallway and they sat down next to each other. "What's up?" Hermione asked.

Gees, he either wants help with his homework or he wants to copy my homework!

"Okay … I'm really embarrassed to be saying this but … IreallylikeyouHermionewouldyougooutwithme?" Ron rushed and turned a crimson red.

"How about you try that again, just a tad bit slower, so I could actually understand you." Hermione laughed.

"I really like you Hermione. Would you go out with me?" Ron said slowly, although Hermione couldn't tell if he was doing it so she'd understand or if he was nervous.

"Yes. I would love to go out with you Ronald Weasley!" Hermione smiled at him. He looked at her, awestruck.

"Really? Are you serious?" He asked, a smile creeping onto his freckled face.

"Serious as I'll ever be!" Hermione laughed. They stood up at the same time, and Hermione subconsciously slipped her hand into Ron's … her boyfriend's hand. He walked her to the prefects common room and gave her a peck on the cheek goodnight.

"Night Hermione." He whispered in her ear.

Well … his whispering in my ear is nowhere as nice as when Draco whispers in my ear. No! Nope! Not true! Yes it is, he is a great kisser and turns me on baby! Shut up!

"Mione? Mione?" Ron asked, looking at her oddly. She finally snapped out of her daze and gave Ron a sweet smile.

"Night Ron." She whispered back. What he did next would give Hermione nightmares.

"I love you." He murmured before turning and walking away.

Oh. My. Gods. Did he just say he loves me? I didn't think he LOVED me! I just thought he LIKED me! Bloody hell! Now what'll I do?!

Hermione walked into her common room in a daze. Her eyes were wide open in shock and horror.

"Mione? You okay?" Hannah Abbot asked, as she looked up from her book to see Hermione.

"Huh? What? Oh yeah … I'm just pissed about tonight's detention with Dra-Malfoy. Ya know?" Hermione became comfortable and returned from her shock.

"Oh yeah that. That is bloody horrible. I can't believe you have to be stuck with him! Although … he is quite hot, don't you think?" Hannah grinned.

"Um … uh … I've got to go serve my detention." Hermione muttered and fled to Snape's room.

Gees, what is it with people and what they say bringing my thoughts to Dra-Malfoy? His name is Malfoy! Not Draco … Malfoy! Brilliant, now I have detention with him!

"How nice of you to show up Ms. Granger, I hope I wasn't interrupting you of anything important." Snape smirked.

"Actually you did, but that's alright, I live for detention Professor." Hermione stated sarcastically.

Oh my Gods! What made me say that? Well, that's what he gets when I'm mad and confused, the stupid old prat!

"Anymore of that mouth and you'll find yourself suspended." Snape growled and sent her a death glare.

Oh please Snapey, don't make me wet my knickers!

"Tonight's detention, you will be cleaning the trophies in the Trophy Room. This is a two hour detention. Come along." Snape rushed them out of the potions classroom and to the Trophy Room. "I expect every trophy to be spotless when I come back! You better behave or you'll be in deep …" Snape snarled. He stormed out of the room and both Draco and Hermione stood in silence until his footsteps faded until finally gone.

"Shall we continue what we started last night?" Draco asked silkily.

"No." Hermione replied shortly and began cleaning off the trophies. She heard Draco make a sound that made her suppose he was mad.

"So … tomorrow's our date huh?" Draco asked coolly.

"Well, yes and no. No, it's not a date, yes, we'll be going to Hogsmeade tomorrow, to prove that you can have fun. But really, I'm beginning to rethink this whole deal. I mean honestly, you're such a prat I really don't know if I should -" Hermione began rambling but was cut off by Draco's lips.

Hermione, without thinking, began kissing him back. At first it was all lips, but Hermione made the first move to more. She let Draco's tongue slip into her mouth, letting hers do the same. Hermione let out a few moans and groans as Draco smiled into her lips.

Finally, after an amazing kiss, Hermione pushed Draco away.

"I can't." Hermione stated simply. She looked away from Draco and stared at the trophies yet to be cleaned.

"Why is that?" Draco asked coming closer to her. He turned her around and placed his hands on her waist. She reached down and pushed his hands away.

"I have a boyfriend." She admitted but didn't want to for some reason. She almost regretted telling him that. Almost.

"Oh, Potty finally ask you out?" Draco smirked at her.

"No." Hermione snapped at him and glared at him with fire in her eyes.

"Oh … hm … who then?" Draco gave her that to die for grin of his that made her go weak at the knees.

"Ron." Hermione said slowly. It felt weird coming out of her mouth. It would have been fine if he would have said, 'Who's one of your best friends?' and she would have said 'Ron.' But when he asked who her boyfriend was, Ron sounded strange.

"Weasel?" Draco sounded angry and hurt when he asked this.

"RON!" Hermione's voice bellowed as her face became red with rage. She slowly calmed down and began polishing trophies.

I knew I should have made a move sooner! I'm just brilliant!

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PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW! I REALLY NEED MORE! IS IT GOOD OR BAD? YES I KNOW, HERMIONE IS VERY OUT OF CHARACTER!

*-*KAITIE*-*

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