AN: This story is pretty much being written as a joke, so don't take it
very seriously. Thanks.
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The whole team gathered in the break room after a long night of cases. They finished with most of them and the work that remained could be given to the day shift since it was mostly paper work. This left the team with nothing to do for about an hour.
"Have you guys ever gotten high?" Catherine blurted out of nowhere.
"No Catherine, I just get my bugs drunk occasionally." Grissom responded with a straight face.
"Cool, Griss. Well, I asked because I happen to have some cocaine in my purse if anyone wants some." Catherine replied.
"I'll take you up on that offer, Cath - I need a good shibby." Sara said quickly from the corner of the room.
"Hm, I never pegged you as a stoner, Sara." Catherine told her.
"Just give it to me now, Catherine."
"Fine - jeeze."
Catherine whipped out a plastic bag full of white chunky stuff. She handed it to Sara who grabbed it eagerly. Sara dumped the whole bag in her mouth and chewed and swallowed.
"What the hell?!!" Catherine screamed at Sara.
"Huh? Isn't that what you do with it?"
"No!! And that was all that I had! How am I supposed to get high now?" Catherine whined.
Then, out of nowhere Catherine whipped out some hedge clippers from her purse and started chasing Sara. Sara ran out into the parking lot trying to franticly get to her car. Someone drove by and almost hit her (she looked suspiciously like that girl in 'Gone in 60 seconds' who couldn't get her license).
"Ass hole!" Sara screamed at the girl.
Just then an RTA came by and ran over both Catherine and Sara.
"Stupid stoners," the driver muttered before continuing on his way.
Grissom, who witnessed the whole thing from the window, muttered "drugs are bad, they make me mad." He reached into his pocked at found a Sharpie marker. Deciding it smelled really good, he walked away happily sniffing.
THE END.
The whole team gathered in the break room after a long night of cases. They finished with most of them and the work that remained could be given to the day shift since it was mostly paper work. This left the team with nothing to do for about an hour.
"Have you guys ever gotten high?" Catherine blurted out of nowhere.
"No Catherine, I just get my bugs drunk occasionally." Grissom responded with a straight face.
"Cool, Griss. Well, I asked because I happen to have some cocaine in my purse if anyone wants some." Catherine replied.
"I'll take you up on that offer, Cath - I need a good shibby." Sara said quickly from the corner of the room.
"Hm, I never pegged you as a stoner, Sara." Catherine told her.
"Just give it to me now, Catherine."
"Fine - jeeze."
Catherine whipped out a plastic bag full of white chunky stuff. She handed it to Sara who grabbed it eagerly. Sara dumped the whole bag in her mouth and chewed and swallowed.
"What the hell?!!" Catherine screamed at Sara.
"Huh? Isn't that what you do with it?"
"No!! And that was all that I had! How am I supposed to get high now?" Catherine whined.
Then, out of nowhere Catherine whipped out some hedge clippers from her purse and started chasing Sara. Sara ran out into the parking lot trying to franticly get to her car. Someone drove by and almost hit her (she looked suspiciously like that girl in 'Gone in 60 seconds' who couldn't get her license).
"Ass hole!" Sara screamed at the girl.
Just then an RTA came by and ran over both Catherine and Sara.
"Stupid stoners," the driver muttered before continuing on his way.
Grissom, who witnessed the whole thing from the window, muttered "drugs are bad, they make me mad." He reached into his pocked at found a Sharpie marker. Deciding it smelled really good, he walked away happily sniffing.
THE END.