Joey was beat. He had fought one duel already and had two locator
cards. But he knew this was going to get harder. However, just as he began
to rest, a teenager, about Joey's age, stepped up to him and said, "Hey,
you!" Joey immediately got up and looked at him.
Joey: What do you want? Who are you?
Kid: Me? I'm sure you don't care. But if you have to know, my name's Kama.
Joey: Kama? Kama? What kind of a name is that?
Kama: Let's stop talking about my name and duel! How many locator cards you got?
Joey: I have two!
Kama: Perfect. I have five, so when I win this duel, I'll have seven! I'm only putting two on the line, so it's not like I'll see you in the finals.
Joey: OK. Wait, you have five? The tournament is only 3 hours old!
Kama: Nobody here is much of a challenge! Including you!
Joey: Can we just duel? You're starting to become stupider than you are now!
Kama: Fine! I'll go first, and I place one card in defense mode!
Joey: OK, I summon Axe Raider in attack mode, and I play one card facedown! Your turn.
Kama: Thank you for waiting! Now I switch my Uma, Holder of the Blue Orb to attack mode, and I attack Axe Raider!
Joey: Sorry. Wait, why is Axe Raider destroyed! Uma's attack is 1700!
Kama: Uma's special effect destroys any monster it attacks!
Joey: Oh no!
Kama: You go.
Joey: It doesn't matter. I play a card in defense mode!
Kama: Oh well. I summon Dett, Holder of the Purple Orb in attack mode. Dett, attack his defense monster!
Joey: Too bad! Kuenza destroys two monsters on the field!
Kama: Agh! This can't be! No!
Joey: My turn now! I summon Panther's Son! And Panther's Son lets me summon a Panther Warrior!
Kama: What for? I can attack Panther's Son!
Joey: Well, Panther Warrior must tribute one monster to attack. So.
Kama: No!
Joey: That's right! Panther Warrior, attack Kama directly!
Joey: 4000 Kama: 2000
Joey: Well, I guess I end my turn!
Kama: I don't want to go.
Kama draws Blyan, Holder of the Gold Orb.
Kama: Yes! I play Dian Keto the Cure Master!
Joey: 4000 Kama: 3000
Joey: That's your big play? That's what you were so happy about?
Kama: Actually, this is what I'm happy about! I play Blyan, Holder of the Gold Orb! And now I activate its special effect! Revival Release!
In front of Kama appear Uma and Dett.
Joey: What? This can't be!
Kama: Sorry. Blyan's special effect lets me revive two monsters at the cost of half of my life points!
Joey: Oh no! Oh no!
Kama: Uma, attack Panther Warrior!
Joey: No!
Joey: 4000 Kama: 1100
Kama: Now! Blyan! Attack Joey's life points directly!
Joey: Not so fast! I activate Scapegoat!
Kama: Pathetic. Fur balls defending your life points? Agh! Stop delaying this!
Joey: So what if I'm stalling! At least I stopped you!
Kama: I'll just call on the attack. Dett, attack!
Joey: Ah well. Goodbye to the goats.
Kama: Do you want to know how stupid this is?
Joey: No!
Kama: Well, I need to get you out of the tournament!
Joey: Why?
Kama: Simple. I collect Millennium Items from around the world. Their combined power will be enough
Joey: To rule the world. I've heard that song and dance.
Kama: Uh-huh. And I know you're going to get a Millennium Item. You see, I possess the Millennium Necklace.
Joey: Uh-huh. Wait, WHAT?
Kama: Sorry. I need to eliminate you before you can get the Millennium Item!
Joey: And how?
Kama: If I eliminate you now, you will be sent to the losers' area, when the people with the most locator cards at one time will be in the finals. Or two. Or three.
Joey: So?
Kama: First you'll be out of the finals. You have two. And that will be enough time to get the Millennium Item! I know where it is! And who has it!
Joey: Agh!
Kama: You are out of the tournament, I am sure! Without a vision!
TO BE CONTINUED.
Translations
Uma, Holder of the Blue Orb 1600/1800 * * * * WATER/Spellcaster When this card attacks a monster, that monster is destroyed. (Damage is calculated as normal.)
Dett, Holder of the Purple Orb 1400/2000 * * * * DARK/Spellcaster During your Standby Phase, if this card is in defense mode, increase your life points by 1000.
Blyan, Holder of the Gold Orb 1800/1600 * * * * LIGHT/Spellcaster You may pay half of your life points to Special Summon two cards from your Graveyard in face-up attack mode.
Kuenza 750/600 * * WATER/Fish FLIP: Destroy 2 monsters on the field (regardless of position)
Panther's Son 1100/1000 * * * EARTH/Warrior When this card is summoned (excluding Special Summon) you may Special Summon a Panther Warrior from your hand in face-up attack mode.
Joey: What do you want? Who are you?
Kid: Me? I'm sure you don't care. But if you have to know, my name's Kama.
Joey: Kama? Kama? What kind of a name is that?
Kama: Let's stop talking about my name and duel! How many locator cards you got?
Joey: I have two!
Kama: Perfect. I have five, so when I win this duel, I'll have seven! I'm only putting two on the line, so it's not like I'll see you in the finals.
Joey: OK. Wait, you have five? The tournament is only 3 hours old!
Kama: Nobody here is much of a challenge! Including you!
Joey: Can we just duel? You're starting to become stupider than you are now!
Kama: Fine! I'll go first, and I place one card in defense mode!
Joey: OK, I summon Axe Raider in attack mode, and I play one card facedown! Your turn.
Kama: Thank you for waiting! Now I switch my Uma, Holder of the Blue Orb to attack mode, and I attack Axe Raider!
Joey: Sorry. Wait, why is Axe Raider destroyed! Uma's attack is 1700!
Kama: Uma's special effect destroys any monster it attacks!
Joey: Oh no!
Kama: You go.
Joey: It doesn't matter. I play a card in defense mode!
Kama: Oh well. I summon Dett, Holder of the Purple Orb in attack mode. Dett, attack his defense monster!
Joey: Too bad! Kuenza destroys two monsters on the field!
Kama: Agh! This can't be! No!
Joey: My turn now! I summon Panther's Son! And Panther's Son lets me summon a Panther Warrior!
Kama: What for? I can attack Panther's Son!
Joey: Well, Panther Warrior must tribute one monster to attack. So.
Kama: No!
Joey: That's right! Panther Warrior, attack Kama directly!
Joey: 4000 Kama: 2000
Joey: Well, I guess I end my turn!
Kama: I don't want to go.
Kama draws Blyan, Holder of the Gold Orb.
Kama: Yes! I play Dian Keto the Cure Master!
Joey: 4000 Kama: 3000
Joey: That's your big play? That's what you were so happy about?
Kama: Actually, this is what I'm happy about! I play Blyan, Holder of the Gold Orb! And now I activate its special effect! Revival Release!
In front of Kama appear Uma and Dett.
Joey: What? This can't be!
Kama: Sorry. Blyan's special effect lets me revive two monsters at the cost of half of my life points!
Joey: Oh no! Oh no!
Kama: Uma, attack Panther Warrior!
Joey: No!
Joey: 4000 Kama: 1100
Kama: Now! Blyan! Attack Joey's life points directly!
Joey: Not so fast! I activate Scapegoat!
Kama: Pathetic. Fur balls defending your life points? Agh! Stop delaying this!
Joey: So what if I'm stalling! At least I stopped you!
Kama: I'll just call on the attack. Dett, attack!
Joey: Ah well. Goodbye to the goats.
Kama: Do you want to know how stupid this is?
Joey: No!
Kama: Well, I need to get you out of the tournament!
Joey: Why?
Kama: Simple. I collect Millennium Items from around the world. Their combined power will be enough
Joey: To rule the world. I've heard that song and dance.
Kama: Uh-huh. And I know you're going to get a Millennium Item. You see, I possess the Millennium Necklace.
Joey: Uh-huh. Wait, WHAT?
Kama: Sorry. I need to eliminate you before you can get the Millennium Item!
Joey: And how?
Kama: If I eliminate you now, you will be sent to the losers' area, when the people with the most locator cards at one time will be in the finals. Or two. Or three.
Joey: So?
Kama: First you'll be out of the finals. You have two. And that will be enough time to get the Millennium Item! I know where it is! And who has it!
Joey: Agh!
Kama: You are out of the tournament, I am sure! Without a vision!
TO BE CONTINUED.
Translations
Uma, Holder of the Blue Orb 1600/1800 * * * * WATER/Spellcaster When this card attacks a monster, that monster is destroyed. (Damage is calculated as normal.)
Dett, Holder of the Purple Orb 1400/2000 * * * * DARK/Spellcaster During your Standby Phase, if this card is in defense mode, increase your life points by 1000.
Blyan, Holder of the Gold Orb 1800/1600 * * * * LIGHT/Spellcaster You may pay half of your life points to Special Summon two cards from your Graveyard in face-up attack mode.
Kuenza 750/600 * * WATER/Fish FLIP: Destroy 2 monsters on the field (regardless of position)
Panther's Son 1100/1000 * * * EARTH/Warrior When this card is summoned (excluding Special Summon) you may Special Summon a Panther Warrior from your hand in face-up attack mode.