~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In the COFFEE SHOP!!!! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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Don't own them. Never will. I wish I did. Sorta. Kinda. R&R and have cookies!
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Mat glared at Rand over his latte. He had a plan.
"Okay, Rand. Now before I married Tuon, Tylin showed me this awesome thing. The Internet! Chat rooms! Okay, all you need is a screen name, and you can say you need a job, and people will rush to hire you! But first you need to know Internet language," Mat sipped some.
"What's a Internet? Who's a chat room? Is this dangerous, Mat?" Rand licked his Superman ice cream cone.
"If you tell people that you are an adult with the mind of an ant, yes. If you lie about yourself, though...people believe the strangest things."
"So...what should my screename be?"
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****************Dragondude674 has entered the chat room*****************
Yelloweyedwolf: rand...is that you??
Dragondude674: eheh...yo wassup perrin? howru? HA! Get it? How-R-U??? HAHAH!! I mean it, I am good!
Time2tossthedice: RAND! EVERYONE knows how r u!!! Ok? And it's LOL, not HAHAHAH!!! Come on, Dragon, you have to do it right!
ILUVDUCKLINGS: oh mat! my little duckling!
Time2tossthedice: NO!!!!!!
Mashiara: Mat Cauthon, is that you???
Time2tossthedice: Errr...yes...who r u?
Mashiara: NYNAEVE AL'MEARA, YOU OAF!
Dragondude674: Hey, that wasn't nice. Mat may be strange sometimes, but he is not an oaf.
Yelloweyedwolf: Yeah, buzz off Nyn! Find someone else to torture!
Dragondude674: LOL, yah, go ruin someone else's life!
ShortBlueAesSedai: No, I thought that was ME, Rand!
Dragondude674: Moiraine????!!!!
ShortBlueAesSedai: It's me, alright.
Iluvmashiara: Did someone insult Nynaeve?!!
Dragondude674: LAN????
Mashiara: Oh, don't worry Lan. He's just being A WOOL-HEADED, BLOODY, .....
Iluvmashiara: ALRIGHT THEN! There is only one thing left to do!
Dragondude674: y do I not like the sound of this?
Iluvmashiara: ----------------------|} IT'S PIE FIGHT TIME!!!!!!! SPLAT!!!!!!
Rand gapes at his laptop as a cherry pie zooms out of the screen and hits him full in the face.
Dragondude674: hey, this is good! Thanks Lan!
Iluvmashiara: Care for another, sheepherder?
Dragondude674: eheh...no....
ShortBlueAesSedai: Lan, that was unacceptable conduct. I may have to throw you out of the chat room because I happen to be the server. Now let's have some questions here!
ILUVDUCKLINGS: whoever loves ducklings press 465!!!!!!
Mashiara: Whoever hates Moiraine, press 5674!!!!!!!
Dragondude674: 5674!!!!!!! 5674!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Time2tossthedice: 5674!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yelloweyedwolf: 5674! 5674! 5674!!
Whitehairedgleeman: Hey! Not me!
ShortBlueAesSedai: Aw, thanks, Thom.
Iluvmashiara: Never thought this day would come. 5674!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mashiara: *smooches hubby* aw, thanx, Lan! 5674!!!!!!!!!!!
Dragondude674: ok, this is fun! whoever despises Nyneev and hates it when she tugs her braid, press 999!
Mashiara: OKAY, for one that is soooooo uncalled for, and for ANOTHER, you spelled my name wrong, smart one!
Iluvmashiara: Sorry, you have violated code 61624, I am afraid I must do what I must. --------------------------------|} I WARNED YOU, AL'THOR!!!!!
Rand shields his face, but it is no use.
ShortBlueAesSedai: 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iluvmashiara: Okay, YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!!!!!!! ------------------------------ ----------------------------------------|} BLUEBERRY!
Moiraine screams as a blueberry pie hits her smack on the face. She slumps from her chair, unconscious.
Mashiara: Aw...so sweet!
KoolFalcon: PERRIN AYBARA!!!!!! You are supposed to be working on that ornamental piece for Berelain!!!! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU? CHAT ROOMS ARE DANGEROUS!!!! YOU COULD BE HIT WITH A PIE, OR EVEN WORSE!!!!!
Yelloweyedwolf: oops....
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Whitehairedgleeman: So...Moiraine? How about some stones tonight? Sound okay?
ShortBlueAesSedai: Sounds wonderful, Thom. Morgase is not coming, is she?"
"dead"queen: No, I most certainly am not! I am leaving, this is boring.
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Time2tossthedice: Oh thank goodness!
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Iluvmashiara: Nynaeve, you're having a good day at work?
Mashiara: yeah, I got a little break from Sanche. How're you?
Iluvmashiara: Great. Hey, I might get next week off. How does Hawaii sound?
Mashiara: Hawaii!!!!! Really??? It sounds awesome, Lan. And if you don't mind, on your way home, we need carrots, cheese, Jones Soda, bread, and some dill pickles?
Iluvmashiara: Dill pickles?!
Mashiara: Yeah. I love those things!
Time2tossthedice: Dill pickles are sick!
Iluvmashiara: yeah, they are!
Dragondude674: whoever hates dill pickles, press 676!!!!!
Iluvmashiara: 676
Time2tossthedice: 676
Mashiara: hey!
Iluvmashiara: sorry, Nynaeve. They are kind of gross.
Mashiara: I love you anyways.
Iluvmashiara: good! *smooches wife-y*
Time2tossthedice: Whoever does NOT want to know about Lan and Nyaeve's private life, press 777!
Dragondude674: 777
Iluvmashiara: ANYWAYS, I'll pick up some carrots, cheese, Jones Soda, bread, and dill pickes.
Mashiara: Thanx Lan! :)
Iluvmashiara: ;)
Dragondude674: Ooooookay, that's enough then. What are these...things? :)? What is that? A colon and a parentheses thing?
Time2tossthedice: turn your head sideways, woolhead.
Dragondude674: OH! Cool beans. :)
Mashiara: Yes, Rand. Go back to the asylum now! :P
Iluvmashiara: Yes, it would do you good. :P
Mashiara: Lan, hon, I have to go now. Sanche's bellowing at the top of her filthy lungs for me to log off.
Iluvmashiara: :D ;) :*
Mashiara: :D ;) :* cya!
Iluvmashiara: love you mashiara!
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Dragondude674: hey, we should do this again somtime!
Time2tossthedice: yah, but let's log off now!!!!!!!!
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"Okay," Mat sighed, "so we didn't find you a job."
"But I have an idea!" Rand grinned.
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Don't own them. Never will. I wish I did. Sorta. Kinda. R&R and have cookies!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mat glared at Rand over his latte. He had a plan.
"Okay, Rand. Now before I married Tuon, Tylin showed me this awesome thing. The Internet! Chat rooms! Okay, all you need is a screen name, and you can say you need a job, and people will rush to hire you! But first you need to know Internet language," Mat sipped some.
"What's a Internet? Who's a chat room? Is this dangerous, Mat?" Rand licked his Superman ice cream cone.
"If you tell people that you are an adult with the mind of an ant, yes. If you lie about yourself, though...people believe the strangest things."
"So...what should my screename be?"
~*~
****************Dragondude674 has entered the chat room*****************
Yelloweyedwolf: rand...is that you??
Dragondude674: eheh...yo wassup perrin? howru? HA! Get it? How-R-U??? HAHAH!! I mean it, I am good!
Time2tossthedice: RAND! EVERYONE knows how r u!!! Ok? And it's LOL, not HAHAHAH!!! Come on, Dragon, you have to do it right!
ILUVDUCKLINGS: oh mat! my little duckling!
Time2tossthedice: NO!!!!!!
Mashiara: Mat Cauthon, is that you???
Time2tossthedice: Errr...yes...who r u?
Mashiara: NYNAEVE AL'MEARA, YOU OAF!
Dragondude674: Hey, that wasn't nice. Mat may be strange sometimes, but he is not an oaf.
Yelloweyedwolf: Yeah, buzz off Nyn! Find someone else to torture!
Dragondude674: LOL, yah, go ruin someone else's life!
ShortBlueAesSedai: No, I thought that was ME, Rand!
Dragondude674: Moiraine????!!!!
ShortBlueAesSedai: It's me, alright.
Iluvmashiara: Did someone insult Nynaeve?!!
Dragondude674: LAN????
Mashiara: Oh, don't worry Lan. He's just being A WOOL-HEADED, BLOODY, .....
Iluvmashiara: ALRIGHT THEN! There is only one thing left to do!
Dragondude674: y do I not like the sound of this?
Iluvmashiara: ----------------------|} IT'S PIE FIGHT TIME!!!!!!! SPLAT!!!!!!
Rand gapes at his laptop as a cherry pie zooms out of the screen and hits him full in the face.
Dragondude674: hey, this is good! Thanks Lan!
Iluvmashiara: Care for another, sheepherder?
Dragondude674: eheh...no....
ShortBlueAesSedai: Lan, that was unacceptable conduct. I may have to throw you out of the chat room because I happen to be the server. Now let's have some questions here!
ILUVDUCKLINGS: whoever loves ducklings press 465!!!!!!
Mashiara: Whoever hates Moiraine, press 5674!!!!!!!
Dragondude674: 5674!!!!!!! 5674!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Time2tossthedice: 5674!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yelloweyedwolf: 5674! 5674! 5674!!
Whitehairedgleeman: Hey! Not me!
ShortBlueAesSedai: Aw, thanks, Thom.
Iluvmashiara: Never thought this day would come. 5674!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mashiara: *smooches hubby* aw, thanx, Lan! 5674!!!!!!!!!!!
Dragondude674: ok, this is fun! whoever despises Nyneev and hates it when she tugs her braid, press 999!
Mashiara: OKAY, for one that is soooooo uncalled for, and for ANOTHER, you spelled my name wrong, smart one!
Iluvmashiara: Sorry, you have violated code 61624, I am afraid I must do what I must. --------------------------------|} I WARNED YOU, AL'THOR!!!!!
Rand shields his face, but it is no use.
ShortBlueAesSedai: 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iluvmashiara: Okay, YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!!!!!!! ------------------------------ ----------------------------------------|} BLUEBERRY!
Moiraine screams as a blueberry pie hits her smack on the face. She slumps from her chair, unconscious.
Mashiara: Aw...so sweet!
KoolFalcon: PERRIN AYBARA!!!!!! You are supposed to be working on that ornamental piece for Berelain!!!! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU? CHAT ROOMS ARE DANGEROUS!!!! YOU COULD BE HIT WITH A PIE, OR EVEN WORSE!!!!!
Yelloweyedwolf: oops....
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Whitehairedgleeman: So...Moiraine? How about some stones tonight? Sound okay?
ShortBlueAesSedai: Sounds wonderful, Thom. Morgase is not coming, is she?"
"dead"queen: No, I most certainly am not! I am leaving, this is boring.
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Time2tossthedice: Oh thank goodness!
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Iluvmashiara: Nynaeve, you're having a good day at work?
Mashiara: yeah, I got a little break from Sanche. How're you?
Iluvmashiara: Great. Hey, I might get next week off. How does Hawaii sound?
Mashiara: Hawaii!!!!! Really??? It sounds awesome, Lan. And if you don't mind, on your way home, we need carrots, cheese, Jones Soda, bread, and some dill pickles?
Iluvmashiara: Dill pickles?!
Mashiara: Yeah. I love those things!
Time2tossthedice: Dill pickles are sick!
Iluvmashiara: yeah, they are!
Dragondude674: whoever hates dill pickles, press 676!!!!!
Iluvmashiara: 676
Time2tossthedice: 676
Mashiara: hey!
Iluvmashiara: sorry, Nynaeve. They are kind of gross.
Mashiara: I love you anyways.
Iluvmashiara: good! *smooches wife-y*
Time2tossthedice: Whoever does NOT want to know about Lan and Nyaeve's private life, press 777!
Dragondude674: 777
Iluvmashiara: ANYWAYS, I'll pick up some carrots, cheese, Jones Soda, bread, and dill pickes.
Mashiara: Thanx Lan! :)
Iluvmashiara: ;)
Dragondude674: Ooooookay, that's enough then. What are these...things? :)? What is that? A colon and a parentheses thing?
Time2tossthedice: turn your head sideways, woolhead.
Dragondude674: OH! Cool beans. :)
Mashiara: Yes, Rand. Go back to the asylum now! :P
Iluvmashiara: Yes, it would do you good. :P
Mashiara: Lan, hon, I have to go now. Sanche's bellowing at the top of her filthy lungs for me to log off.
Iluvmashiara: :D ;) :*
Mashiara: :D ;) :* cya!
Iluvmashiara: love you mashiara!
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Dragondude674: hey, we should do this again somtime!
Time2tossthedice: yah, but let's log off now!!!!!!!!
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"Okay," Mat sighed, "so we didn't find you a job."
"But I have an idea!" Rand grinned.
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