Doesn't own anybody except the peeps you don't know. Those are mine, so no
touchie. WoT and Co belong to RJ heh. Beans to him for Chapter 31 in Crown
of Swords was NOT FOCUSED ENOUGH. ARGH!
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Rand chewed his lip thoughtfully. Mat glared at him.
"You said you had an idea."
"I wanna have another chat room! BWAH!!!!" Rand collapsed, sobbing, kicking, and screaming.
"You bloody..." Mat pinned Rand down to the sidewalk, "CONTROL YOURSELF!!! Okay, will you just...I got it! You like computers....we could get you a job at Best Buy! With lots of electronics! And all you have to do as a salesperson is be annoying, so....you should have no problem!"
"Really? Mat, I never knew you were so smart! THANK YOU!!!!!!" Rand skipped off to Best Buy, Mat hanging back, pretending he wasn't with him.
When they reached the store, Rand bounced off to the manager's office, and returned with a sticker that said, "BEWARE! ASNRAT!"
Mat stared, "Uhh... what's ASNRAT?"
"Annoying Salesperson Named Rand Al'Thor!" Rand beamed, showing Mat, as if he hadn't seen.
"Great. Okay, I need to go to the grocery store. Tuon says that if we do not get some dill relish, Coca Cola, cheese curls, and caulliflower soon..."
Rand nodded, and Mat left. As soon as the doors slid closed, Rand laughed evilly and rubbed his hands together as he sprinted for the laptop section.
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Mashiara: Oh, no! Not again!
KoolFalcon: I guess so...
Avi_the_Wise: Hey Rand.... ;)
Dragondude: Ave enda?
Avi_the_Wise: That is NOT how you spell my name.
Dragondude: How then?
Avi_the_Wise: Uhhhh....
KoolFalcon: This is a gal's room, Rand, leave!
Dragondude: Naw, too fun!
Mashiara: RANNNNND!
Dragondude: nope...
Siuan_Lake: As the former Amyrlin Seat, I command you to leave!
BAREelain: Rand.... do it for me?
Dragondude: NOOOOO not BERELAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Siuan_Lake: See, Rand? It would be so much more fun if you just LEFT!
Dragondude: nopers, nopers, nopers.
DaughterHeirofAndor: Please?
Avi_the_Wise: Please?
HallucinatingTomboy: Please?
Dragondude: Elayne? Avi? Min? You... you wouldn't want me to leave?
DaughterHeirofAndor: Yup.
Avi_the_Wise: Sure do.
HallucinatingTomboy: Please!
Dragondude: *sniff* fine. TTFN :)
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Siuan_Lake: AS we were saying....
Mashiara: Right. Now, Lan refuses to take out the garbage more than twice a week. How do you get Perrin to do it, Faile????
KoolFalcon: Oh, it's easy. Just make them think they are always in control, and then when you want them to do something, they will be so startled that by the time you've made them do it, they are still wondering what happened.
Mashiara: Err....right....thanx......
HallucinatingTomboy: I'll remember that....
DaughterHeirofAndor: and me, too......
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Rand chewed his lip thoughtfully. Mat glared at him.
"You said you had an idea."
"I wanna have another chat room! BWAH!!!!" Rand collapsed, sobbing, kicking, and screaming.
"You bloody..." Mat pinned Rand down to the sidewalk, "CONTROL YOURSELF!!! Okay, will you just...I got it! You like computers....we could get you a job at Best Buy! With lots of electronics! And all you have to do as a salesperson is be annoying, so....you should have no problem!"
"Really? Mat, I never knew you were so smart! THANK YOU!!!!!!" Rand skipped off to Best Buy, Mat hanging back, pretending he wasn't with him.
When they reached the store, Rand bounced off to the manager's office, and returned with a sticker that said, "BEWARE! ASNRAT!"
Mat stared, "Uhh... what's ASNRAT?"
"Annoying Salesperson Named Rand Al'Thor!" Rand beamed, showing Mat, as if he hadn't seen.
"Great. Okay, I need to go to the grocery store. Tuon says that if we do not get some dill relish, Coca Cola, cheese curls, and caulliflower soon..."
Rand nodded, and Mat left. As soon as the doors slid closed, Rand laughed evilly and rubbed his hands together as he sprinted for the laptop section.
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Mashiara: Oh, no! Not again!
KoolFalcon: I guess so...
Avi_the_Wise: Hey Rand.... ;)
Dragondude: Ave enda?
Avi_the_Wise: That is NOT how you spell my name.
Dragondude: How then?
Avi_the_Wise: Uhhhh....
KoolFalcon: This is a gal's room, Rand, leave!
Dragondude: Naw, too fun!
Mashiara: RANNNNND!
Dragondude: nope...
Siuan_Lake: As the former Amyrlin Seat, I command you to leave!
BAREelain: Rand.... do it for me?
Dragondude: NOOOOO not BERELAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Siuan_Lake: See, Rand? It would be so much more fun if you just LEFT!
Dragondude: nopers, nopers, nopers.
DaughterHeirofAndor: Please?
Avi_the_Wise: Please?
HallucinatingTomboy: Please?
Dragondude: Elayne? Avi? Min? You... you wouldn't want me to leave?
DaughterHeirofAndor: Yup.
Avi_the_Wise: Sure do.
HallucinatingTomboy: Please!
Dragondude: *sniff* fine. TTFN :)
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Siuan_Lake: AS we were saying....
Mashiara: Right. Now, Lan refuses to take out the garbage more than twice a week. How do you get Perrin to do it, Faile????
KoolFalcon: Oh, it's easy. Just make them think they are always in control, and then when you want them to do something, they will be so startled that by the time you've made them do it, they are still wondering what happened.
Mashiara: Err....right....thanx......
HallucinatingTomboy: I'll remember that....
DaughterHeirofAndor: and me, too......
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