I have been VERY very bored lately, so I thought I might as well... heh... Internet's been down for-ev-er! We had a really bad ice storm, and all the power and junk got knocked out. Um... yeah... enough with that! I don't own them, never will, this I promise in the name of the Oregano Chicken! Cookies for reviewers... ^_^ XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Rand's New Job

Chapter 4

(*cough*Chapter*cough*NAYRU!!)

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*EMIPWAE Chatroom is brought to you by Ba'alzamon's Drycleaning, and Shai'tan's Diner*

Dragondude: Uuuuummm.... what's EMIPWAE?

In_Luv_w/a_Madman: Evil Mad Insane People Who Are Evil, Lews Therin. And did you know... I lurve you!

Dragondude: ARGH! LANFEAR??

In_Luv_w/a_Madman: Lewypoo!

Dragondude: I AM RAND AL'THOR!!!!!!!!

INSANITYATITSHIGHESTPOINT: Yeah, really, dudes. IIIIIII am Lewypoo! NOOOOOOO!!!!! ILYENAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Pale-Haired_Milksop: Aw, stuff a sock in it, hubby.

BadEvilNaughtyEvilMeanEvilDarkOne: Are we gonna go thru this again? You two are NOT supposed to be here, and neither is that dumb excuse for a Dragon Reborn. YOU are not Evil, although you are Insane, and Mad.

IhateMashiara: *evil*

Dragondude: Naw, I already got kicked out of the Girls Only Chat room.

BadEvilNaughtyEvilMeanEvilDarkOne: Girls Only???? They can't kick you out of there if you have a fair claim to Girls Only status, which you do.

Dragondude: Hey.... yeah... you're right... it wasn't fair, was it?

IhateMashiara: *doh!*

BadEvilNaughtyEvilMeanEvilDarkOne: *doh!*

Pale-Haired_Milksop: *doh!*

In_Luv_w/a_Madman: *doh!*doh!*

INSANITYATITSHIGHESTPOINT: NOOOOOO!!!!! ILYENAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

IhateMashiara: Ehhhhhhh, stuff a sock in it!

In_Luv_w/a_Madman: Oh Lewy, I lurrrrrrrve you!

INSANITYATITSHIGHESTPOINT: *pphhhhtt!*

Pale-Haired_Milksop: That's ma boy!

In_Luv_w/a_Madman: *ahem* No...... Ilyena........ *cough*

Dragondude: Ehhhhhhhh, stuff a sock in it!

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BadEvilNaughtyEvilMeanEvilDarkOne: Okay, now we can talk.......

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*FCGWS Only Chat Room*

Dragondude: What's FCGWS? Funky Chicken Guts Who Swear?

Iluvmashiara: No, Freaky Cool Guys With Swords!

UnoDosTres: Yeah! Our own chat room...

Iluvmashiara: But Uno does swear....

UnoDosTres: Yeah... I kinda like Rand's flaming idea better...

IluvSiuanLake: Me too... but I have a better one! Flaming Cursed Gulash With Spiffy attitudes!

Iluvmashiara: Cool! But then it would have to be FCGWSA! -----|} to you!

IluvSiuanLake: argh! Splat!

UnoDosTres: How about... Flamingos Chasing Goats While Sewing?

IluvSiuanLake: Or... Fruity Cool Gooshy Wet...

UnoDosTres: Bryne... stop... we just do not wanna know what the next word is... XD

Dragondude: How about... Fruity Cool Gooshy Wet Sneakers?

UnoDosTres: Yeah... that's okay...

Dragondude: Aw, beans! I just got called to Isle 4!

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unoDosTres: *shrug*

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I had fun! Teehee!!!!!!!!!!!! COOKIESSSSSSS!!!!