Hey, this is the fifth chapter! Kagome is helping me out with her dialogue, and Rei's helping with hers...I just want to do this on my own! I've said it once, now I'll say it again!!!
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DISCLAIMER: The characters portrayed here are copyrighted characters of the Japanese animated show/manga called: Inuyasha, as featured in the Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. I want to say that crazytomboy1 does not own any of the characters featured in this show and/or portrayed in this fic (she is also armed with three Japanese dictionaries to aid her with the story). And though I don't own anyone, I do go to Kagome's school! This story is my first shot at an Inuyasha fic, so don't hurt me physically! This fanfic is for fun, free, and no profit will be gained from the publishing of this fic (except laughs. I will always accept any comments also). Rei, Shina (me), Otsuneko Taro and any others that do not appear in this show, just forget about them. AUTHOR'S NOTE: Uncut version may be too silly to handle without laughing! For ages 13 & up. Why is that? Taro and Inuyasha mouths mainly! Now, the moment we've all been waiting for...*cues a drum roll*...the fanfic!
PS: Inuyasha_1534, this one's for you! Also, don't forget to review.
(Inuyasha) Hey Rei, why'd ya do that last chapter?
(Rei) Oh, throw my baton like a boomerang? You'll see!
(Taro) Yeah Inu, sometimes it pays to put up with the girls annoying mood swings!
(Shina) Furball, that wasn't smart. I think you should go run along to the fiction part of this chapter, right?
(Taro) Sheesh! Control freaks would be proud of ya two, you take th' cake! *sweat drops & runs away from Rei*
(Inuyasha) You an' Kagome should keep away from him because he needs fresh air. Well, Kagome has tried me ta the point where I...
(Shina) Earth to Dog-ears!
(Inuyasha) ...Huh? Feh, like I need to hang around here anymore! Besides, Kagome's waitin' for me. *heads to the fic section*
(Shina) Well, that was awkward! I'm off to the fanfic!
(Rei) *gives Miroku some anti-headache medicine* Next time when you get that idea in your head, say 'I love you' because I've been groped before by Hojo, and I didn't like it one bit.
(Miroku) I will try that sometime, it's just a matter of how my dear Sango is feeling!
(Rei) *sweat drops, then ducks*
(Miroku) ? OW! *thud*
(Sango) Men...Oh Rei, he doesn't listen. Don't waste your time!
(Shina) Hey, he was in the first part of this chapter! Now what's going on?!
(Rei) *ignoring Shina* I want to exist, Sango! I'm a descendant of his, if you want to know!
(Sango) *walks away in confusion dragging Miroku with her*
(Shina) *whispers to Rei* He's so lucky!
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A Fun-filled Spring Break
Chapter 5
Recap: Last time I checked, Inuyasha made a beeline for the dry well carrying Kagome with him. Well, he made a detour, but he didn't let her out of his line of sight. I'm thinking that he doesn't want the ramen supply in her bag to run out (but that's not likely, its a big bag)!
"What's the matter Inuyasha?" Kagome worried for no reason. "You seem concerned with something. What is it?"
It's your scent. Its drivin' me nuts...again! "Feh, I just don't like bein' around humans I don't know as much as I know you." What th' hell did I just say?!
Kagome blushed. What's going on with him, he hasn't eaten much, even though he ate the ramen earlier..."Inuyasha, do you have a fever?"
Inuyasha sweat dropped. Hell no, you're in heat, that's why!!! "Like I'd be affected by a little fever. Feh, you are a stupid girl sometimes."
"Well, I thought you were being nice, but I know better!"
"Uh Kagome, I-um, oh damnit...don't say it!"
"So sorry, but think before you speak next time. Osuwari."
"But I-Gah!" Damnit, let's try to say that again, this time I hope she gets it! "But I did think about what I said, and I didn't want ya takin' it the wrong way!"
Does that mean he meant what was on his mind just before I said 'sit'? "Really?"
"Yeah."
"Then I hope that you're ok!" Kagome hugged Inuyasha in a spur-of-the-moment fluff way.
"Kagome..." Oh gods! "...are you not wantin' ta see the gang right now?"
"Oh, it's not that. I guess I should finish packing now, huh?" Kagome stopped hugging Inuyasha for the time being, and got her bag ready for a trip down the well.
Hey, don't bug me lemon fans! This is the closest I've gotten to the show by r&r-ing other fanfics! Anyway, we're going down the well with them to check on how Miroku, Sango, & Shippou are fairing.
"Well, at least I didn't look while you were changing!" Said Miroku, barely dodging another blow from the Hiraikotsu. (Author) I think that they need counseling!
"Well, you do know how to get me up. I'm looking again." Shippou went over to the well, and looked down to see if Inuyasha was back yet with Kagome. He didn't have to wait long for a response.
"Get outta our way, Shippou!" Shouted Inuyasha as they were almost out of the dry well.
Shippou fell backwards out of shock, and surprisingly enough, Miroku & Sango stopped fighting when they saw Shippou fall on his head. "Meanie! Kagome, he's doing it again!" Was all that Shippou could say without risking being picked up by his tail in that position by Inuyasha. But with Kagome around, he didn't need to be that afraid of that happening.
"You do know that it wasn't nice, don't you?"
"Kagome-san, I've missed you!" Sango interrupted cheerfully, but keeping one eye on Miroku. (Author) Good move, Sango!
"Shippou, are you ok?"
"Yes I am, except for the bump."
"We were thinking of going to the festival in Kaede's village."
"Oh, that's a great idea, isn't it, Inuyasha?"
He gulped. "Yeah, sure is." The scent's gettin' ta me again. "Just after I go to the forest for a sec or two." Inuyasha just ran off into the forest not knowing what Kagome had in her mind.
"You're not getting out that easy!" Kagome followed him as fast as she could, and for wearing a fancy kimono, that's not bad!
Let's go and see how things are back in the modern days. Allow me to say that Rei is driving Taro half-crazy with her cutesy way of talking!
"Oh, c'mon! Can't I eat sushi in peace?" Grumbled Taro, definitely not happy about Inuyasha just going out and leaving him to suffer doubly, her scent and her chirpy attitude!
"Taro-kun, you should cheer up! Life has its ups and downs, I know. But don't give up hope that you'll fulfill your dreams!"
What in hell is she talkin' about?! "Um, sure. Ya need to cut down on caffeine. Really!"
"Oh, that's funny, seeing you pout like that! You're such a handsome guy!"
Inu, get back here, damnit!!!!!
Back in the past, Inuyasha is basically running away from his feelings because of...*shrugs* I have no clue! He's now in a forest when Kouga came out unexpectedly!
"Kouga, stay away from Kagome. I don't care if you don't touch her, but I swear I'll kill you if you do!"
"Big words for a flea-bitten mongrel who can barely defend himself from the rest of my pack." Kouga started to laugh so loud and ignorantly that he got beaned in the back of the head by...Rei's baton, which kept on going to a different part of this chapter! The pack ran scared.
"Heh. Rei, I should've known ya do somethin' like that! Thanks!"
"What are you mumbling about, and to who?" Queried Kagome. "Does this have anything to do with the argument that you had in the chapter 4 disclaimer?"
Inuyasha sweat dropped. "Nope, nothin' at all. Now let's get goin' 'cause they need someone ta break it up!"
Hey, this is off-topic, but since Sesshoumaru has last tried to take the Tetsusaiga, he's been trying to find out why Inuyasha is stronger than himself.
Why is that worthless hanyou half-brother of mine able to defeat me despite how many times I, Sesshoumaru have tried?!
"Is Sesshoumaru-sama worried about something? Mayhap Jyakken can help." Suddenly, Rei's baton comes out of nowhere and knocks Jyakken out!
"Whoever did that, I, Sesshoumaru thank you." With that, the baton heads back to chapter 4.
"Sesshoumaru-sama, what just happened?" Asked Rin from near where Sesshoumaru was sitting, or at least her face said it for her.
His face wavered a little, but not his voice. "Nothing but a whim of kami."
Later on, Kagome was trying to calm Sango down; While Inuyasha was just giving Miroku a 'Feh, ya shouldn't have done that, ya perverted monk' look. But after that was done, they went to Kaede's village for the festival there.
"I still don't believe that ya gonna let me get off with sits instead of draggin' me here. Well, at least the dumb hairstyle doesn't need ta be up here." Inuyasha used his right pointer claw to get rid of the ponytail holder and his ears were twitching a little, and readjusting to open air. "Damn, I ain't doin' that again there."
"Well, you said you'd go to the festival with me, so I thought that people in my time would freak if they saw your ears!"
"It ain't my problem...You get stared at in those clothes that ya call a uniform here. They wouldn't even know why!"
"You know Inuyasha, just admit that Kagome followed you to the forest for a reason other than the festival...Just even think about it, and it might make sense to you."
"Stay out of this monk! It ain't even your concern Miroku." Inuyasha looked fed up and wanted to hit Miroku if Kagome wasn't around. Instead, he just growled at Miroku, and thought about hitting him, but didn't follow up.
"Houshi-sama, you should watch what you're saying, I don't want you getting hurt because of that!" Sango was going to regret that, you know why.
"Oh, that's very thoughtful of you; I knew you cared." Well, now might be a good time to try it...
"AHHH! Kono skiente houshi!" *THWACK*
"Keh, that's what he deserves!"
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(Shina) Well, that's it for chapter 5. Please tell me what you think!
(Rei) You're beginning to lose what's left of the plot!
(Inuyasha & Taro) I think so too!
(Shina) Furball, aren't you on my side?
(Taro) No comment.
(Shina) I thought so, ding!
(Taro) *falls face-first* Damnit, what's your prob, crazy human!!
(Shina) Want another sound off?
(Taro) ...No.
(Miroku) Well, I do think that Sango has calmed down enough to be around her.
(Everyone in the fic so far) That's good!
(Shina) Stay tuned for chapter 6!