Disclaimer: * sighs * what do you think?!
( A/N:
Sun: howdy howdy F****ckin partners! welcome back!
Water: chapter 3 is finally done! it did'nt take us "that" long, now did it?
well, we just could'nt keep you in suspence, so we worked are asses off to get it done!
Earth: yep! so, i'm sure you're getting bored by now, so let's skip to are favorite part!
fire, would you like to do the shout outs?
Fire: ( reading " how to dominate the world for dummies " ) uh-huh, sure. ( hands 10 bucks to Yugi )
Earth: you bribed yugi to do the shout-outs?
Fire: YEP! ^_^
Earth: * sighs * Lazy ass.
Yugi: * deep breath * Daisy, Ladyguena & Kaneda&Yami Tetsuo. THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Earth: ( pats Yugi's head ) Good boy! you did great!
Yugi: can i go home now?
Earth: yeah, sure.
Yugi: ( runs off as fast as he can )
Water: now, bitches and gentle-men, ON WITH THE FIC!!!!!!!
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" He's..........he's what?! " Nurse Joy sighed. she really should have expected that. " He's Pregnant, with your Child!
..................or should i say children! " Seto gulped, and prayed to any god that was listening, that he'd heard her wrong. " Children?! " Nurse Joy nodded happily, and had to hold back a giggle. It was actually pretty funny.
" yep! twin girls!...........are you ok? " Seto only nodded lazily, being to shocked to do much else.
" uh huh, Just................fine." Seto maneged to say, before passing out on the lobby floor.
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Seto's eyes fluttered open, only to meet a pair of large violet orbs, that belonged to Yugi.
" GAH! what are you doing?! Where am i?! " Yugi gripped Seto's shoulders tightly, in some poor attempt
to calm his frightened friend, but, failed miserably. " SETO!!! calm down! you're at home, School ended an hour ago. "
" Where's Joey?! " " He's upstairs in the guest room. " Yugi Replied. Seto barely muttered so much as a thank you,
before running off to tend to the new carrier of his children.
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Joey sighed as he placed a gentle hand on his slightly swolen stomach, Trying to let the days events sink in.
" great, i'm already gettin heavy........hmmmmm, speakin of wich, i wonder where Kaiba is....."
as if on Que, Seto burst threw the large double doors, and was immediatly at Joey's side.
" god, ever heard of Knockin?! " Seto ignored Joey's statment, for the moment. " Joey! You're ok! "
Joey quirked an eye-brow at his spastic lover. " why would'nt i be? " " well, ...........because........you're.........."
" because i'm...........pregnant? " Seto sighed in relief. he did'nt think he had the guts to even say it just yet.
" yes! because you're pregnant! " Joey only smiled at his lovers over reactment.
It was rather amusing to watch him freak out at something so simple. to Joey, it was no big deal. " i'm fine. "
" good! i'll be going then. "
" oh! wait. would you mind gettin me somethin to eat? " Joey asked hopefully. " sure. i'll be back in a minute. "
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5 bags of potaeto chips, 7 sodas, 3 cups of coffee, 13 donuts, and 8 cup cakes later, Seto sat at the end
of the large dinner table, watching Joey with amusement as he shuffled threw the cabnets, in his ever lasting search
for potaeto chips. " Kaiba..........we're outa potaeto chips. " "...............so? " Joey's eyes narrowed at his snooty ex.
" so, go get some! " " but-" " GO!!!!!!! " Seto's eyes widened at his irretable lover. " fine, i'm goin. "
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Seto hurriedly searched threw the variouse bags of potatoe chips, untill he found a bag Of ' Mikesells original '.
After placing the bag in the cart, and headed down the isle, untill he heard a familar squeely voice.
// Please tell me that's not who i think it is....// Seto cautiously turned his head, only to come face to..........um,
breasts with none other than Mai Valentine./ /those can't be real //
" Hi, Seto-kun!!!!!!! i just heard about you and Joey. Your Babys will be soooooo cute!!!!!!!! but, don't worry, i won't tell
any one! so, have you gone shopping yet?! " "......uh.......no. not yet. " " what?! what are they supposed to do?
run around naked all day?! you "must" come shopping with me tommarow! " "but-" ignoring Seto's protests, Mai
reached into her barely there blouse, and pulled out a small white card. " now, here's my address, you can pick
me up at 7:00, ok?! " "no, i-" "bye, Seto-kun!" Seto sighed. There really was no point in argueing with her,
so he paid for the chips, and headed out towards the Limo.
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" Joey?! " Seto called into the large mansion. " Joe-GAH!" before Seto could finish his sentence, he was roufly
tackled to the ground, and smothered in a fury mass of blonde hair. " Did you get em?! " Seto reached into the
plastic grocery bag, and pulled out the bag of chips, much to the relief of Joey. " yeah, i got em, here! "
Joey nearly squeeled with excitement, as Seto handed over the bag of chips. " oh, and i.........uh.........ran into Mai at
the store. " Joey stopped in mid-chomp at the mention of his preppy friend. ".........and? "
" and..........she wants me to go baby-shopping with her tommarow. " " oh...........ok! " after giving his agreement,
Joey went right back to munching on his chips. " ok? OK?! ARE'NT YOU WORRIED ABOUT WHAT SHE'LL DO
TO ARE CHILDREN?!?!?!?!? " "no...........you're forgetting, we still have 5 months. we can allways take'em back! "
Seto's eye began to twich, as realization sunck in, that for once,..........he was RIGHT!!!!!!! // if i'm such a geniuse,
how come i never thought of that?! // " ok! so, tommarow, i'll go shopping with Mai, and you 3 can go for an appointment
with my docter! " that said, Seto got up from his spot on the floor, and walked up stairs, leaving behind a very
stunned Joey. Seto new, - yet did'nt care - that he HATED doctors.
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Sun: DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! another peice of shi- i meen,........chapter!!!!!!
Water: so, what'd you think?!
Earth: good? bad? rot in hell?! you must let us know! R&R!
Fire: flames will be used to burn you on the stake!!!!!!!
Baby: bye bye!!!!!!!
( A/N:
Sun: howdy howdy F****ckin partners! welcome back!
Water: chapter 3 is finally done! it did'nt take us "that" long, now did it?
well, we just could'nt keep you in suspence, so we worked are asses off to get it done!
Earth: yep! so, i'm sure you're getting bored by now, so let's skip to are favorite part!
fire, would you like to do the shout outs?
Fire: ( reading " how to dominate the world for dummies " ) uh-huh, sure. ( hands 10 bucks to Yugi )
Earth: you bribed yugi to do the shout-outs?
Fire: YEP! ^_^
Earth: * sighs * Lazy ass.
Yugi: * deep breath * Daisy, Ladyguena & Kaneda&Yami Tetsuo. THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Earth: ( pats Yugi's head ) Good boy! you did great!
Yugi: can i go home now?
Earth: yeah, sure.
Yugi: ( runs off as fast as he can )
Water: now, bitches and gentle-men, ON WITH THE FIC!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
" He's..........he's what?! " Nurse Joy sighed. she really should have expected that. " He's Pregnant, with your Child!
..................or should i say children! " Seto gulped, and prayed to any god that was listening, that he'd heard her wrong. " Children?! " Nurse Joy nodded happily, and had to hold back a giggle. It was actually pretty funny.
" yep! twin girls!...........are you ok? " Seto only nodded lazily, being to shocked to do much else.
" uh huh, Just................fine." Seto maneged to say, before passing out on the lobby floor.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Seto's eyes fluttered open, only to meet a pair of large violet orbs, that belonged to Yugi.
" GAH! what are you doing?! Where am i?! " Yugi gripped Seto's shoulders tightly, in some poor attempt
to calm his frightened friend, but, failed miserably. " SETO!!! calm down! you're at home, School ended an hour ago. "
" Where's Joey?! " " He's upstairs in the guest room. " Yugi Replied. Seto barely muttered so much as a thank you,
before running off to tend to the new carrier of his children.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Joey sighed as he placed a gentle hand on his slightly swolen stomach, Trying to let the days events sink in.
" great, i'm already gettin heavy........hmmmmm, speakin of wich, i wonder where Kaiba is....."
as if on Que, Seto burst threw the large double doors, and was immediatly at Joey's side.
" god, ever heard of Knockin?! " Seto ignored Joey's statment, for the moment. " Joey! You're ok! "
Joey quirked an eye-brow at his spastic lover. " why would'nt i be? " " well, ...........because........you're.........."
" because i'm...........pregnant? " Seto sighed in relief. he did'nt think he had the guts to even say it just yet.
" yes! because you're pregnant! " Joey only smiled at his lovers over reactment.
It was rather amusing to watch him freak out at something so simple. to Joey, it was no big deal. " i'm fine. "
" good! i'll be going then. "
" oh! wait. would you mind gettin me somethin to eat? " Joey asked hopefully. " sure. i'll be back in a minute. "
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
5 bags of potaeto chips, 7 sodas, 3 cups of coffee, 13 donuts, and 8 cup cakes later, Seto sat at the end
of the large dinner table, watching Joey with amusement as he shuffled threw the cabnets, in his ever lasting search
for potaeto chips. " Kaiba..........we're outa potaeto chips. " "...............so? " Joey's eyes narrowed at his snooty ex.
" so, go get some! " " but-" " GO!!!!!!! " Seto's eyes widened at his irretable lover. " fine, i'm goin. "
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Seto hurriedly searched threw the variouse bags of potatoe chips, untill he found a bag Of ' Mikesells original '.
After placing the bag in the cart, and headed down the isle, untill he heard a familar squeely voice.
// Please tell me that's not who i think it is....// Seto cautiously turned his head, only to come face to..........um,
breasts with none other than Mai Valentine./ /those can't be real //
" Hi, Seto-kun!!!!!!! i just heard about you and Joey. Your Babys will be soooooo cute!!!!!!!! but, don't worry, i won't tell
any one! so, have you gone shopping yet?! " "......uh.......no. not yet. " " what?! what are they supposed to do?
run around naked all day?! you "must" come shopping with me tommarow! " "but-" ignoring Seto's protests, Mai
reached into her barely there blouse, and pulled out a small white card. " now, here's my address, you can pick
me up at 7:00, ok?! " "no, i-" "bye, Seto-kun!" Seto sighed. There really was no point in argueing with her,
so he paid for the chips, and headed out towards the Limo.
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" Joey?! " Seto called into the large mansion. " Joe-GAH!" before Seto could finish his sentence, he was roufly
tackled to the ground, and smothered in a fury mass of blonde hair. " Did you get em?! " Seto reached into the
plastic grocery bag, and pulled out the bag of chips, much to the relief of Joey. " yeah, i got em, here! "
Joey nearly squeeled with excitement, as Seto handed over the bag of chips. " oh, and i.........uh.........ran into Mai at
the store. " Joey stopped in mid-chomp at the mention of his preppy friend. ".........and? "
" and..........she wants me to go baby-shopping with her tommarow. " " oh...........ok! " after giving his agreement,
Joey went right back to munching on his chips. " ok? OK?! ARE'NT YOU WORRIED ABOUT WHAT SHE'LL DO
TO ARE CHILDREN?!?!?!?!? " "no...........you're forgetting, we still have 5 months. we can allways take'em back! "
Seto's eye began to twich, as realization sunck in, that for once,..........he was RIGHT!!!!!!! // if i'm such a geniuse,
how come i never thought of that?! // " ok! so, tommarow, i'll go shopping with Mai, and you 3 can go for an appointment
with my docter! " that said, Seto got up from his spot on the floor, and walked up stairs, leaving behind a very
stunned Joey. Seto new, - yet did'nt care - that he HATED doctors.
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Sun: DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! another peice of shi- i meen,........chapter!!!!!!
Water: so, what'd you think?!
Earth: good? bad? rot in hell?! you must let us know! R&R!
Fire: flames will be used to burn you on the stake!!!!!!!
Baby: bye bye!!!!!!!