Disclaimer: -_-' go back to chapter 1.
Sun: ( jumps around happily ) YAY!!!!!!!! THEY ACTUALLY LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Water: "O_O" they.........they do?!
Fire: yep! wow, that's hard to believe!
Earth: and not one single flame! ( sniffle ) you like me, you really like me!
Fire: what do you meen YOU?!
Earth: ( blushes ) oh, sorry! ( sniffle ) you like US, you really like US!
Sun: that's better!
Water: any way, thank you: Daisy,( thanks for the idea! i might do that! ) Kaneda and Tetsuo,
and Blue lagoon loon,who reviewed for chapter 2, but we accidently missed her!
( why does it seem like these are the only people reviewing? )
sun: so, enough of our ranting, here's the fic!
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It was 7:00 p.m. in the city of Domino, as Seto pulled up to the large house that supposibly belonged to Mai.
it was nice, it had a nice yard, big porch, and had 2 stories. there was only one thing wrong with it........
............IT WAS PURPLE!!!!!!! GAH!!!!!! It looked like a big purple barbie house!!! Seto only smirked at it.
that was sooooo mai! // hm. figures. // trying to ignore the blinding color, Seto walked up to the house, and rang the door bell, which not to his surprise, played the tune to the " thong song. " ( A/N: i have no idea where i came up with that ) a moment later, Seto's eyes nearly popped out of his head. there , standing in front of him, was Mai, wearing
what had to be the skimpiest purple Mini dress on earth, along with her usuall pair of matching boots.
( A/N: where the hell does she get those boots?! i've been looking all over for a pair like that! )
" ..........uh.........er..........hi Mai! " with out thinking, Mai pulled Seto into a painfully tight hug, succesfully crushing
him in her exceptionaly large ( and exceptionally fake ) breasts. " hi Seto-chan! we're gonna have soooooo much fun! "
" yes......we.........will" Seto muffled out. " ........um........Mai..........can't..........breath! " hearing this, Mai released
him from her death grip. her arms were getting tired any way. oh, i'm sorry, Seto-chan! " after Seto caught his breath, Seto gently took Mai by the hand, and proceeded to lead her to the limo. " that's ok, lets just get going. "
with that, Seto and Mai headed off towards the mall.
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mean while, at the Kaiba mansion, Joey sat comfertably on the large couch, impationtly awaiting the * shudders *
docter. apperently, Joey would get the "pleasure" of being the new docs first costumer. he hated docters in general,
but a bran new one, that probably had no expirence what so ever, now that's scary. but, there was nothing he
could do now, just.......wait. and plan his suicide attempt. for like the hundereth time that day, Joey looked
at the large granfather clock, which now read 7:45. he was 45 minutes late! // Grrr....WHERE IS HE?!?! //
as if on que, there was a knock,......or more of a pound on the large oak double-doors. Joey gulped, in some atempt
to swallow the large lump in his throught, but that did'nt work, so he got up, and shakely opened the door.
Joey gasped when he saw who it was he was face to face with........YAMI BAKURA?!
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they had just arrived at the mall, and all ready, Mai was running around like a maniac, searching threw varios
stores, untill she found a " baby gap " and settled on that. Seto only stood there, watching with amusment.
" well, don't just stand there, help me pick something out! " Mai squeeled. "........um.........no, that's ok, i think
i'll just let you. " Mai frowned at Seto's dissagreement. " don't be silly. these are your kids! " Mai said, as she draged
Seto over to the clothes rack. " now, pick something out! " Seto did as he was told, and fliped threw the various
out fits, untill he settled on a pretty frilly pink dress. it woes'nt really his taste, but it was cute. " OOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT'S SOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!! how much does it cost?! " Seto looked down at the price tag, and almoat fainted
at the sight. " IT'S $15,000.00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " " so? you're a billoiner, are'nt you?! " Seto looked down at the tag
again, then back up at Mai, Then price tag, then Mai. tag, Mai, Tag, Mai, Tag, Mai.
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" Ba-bakura?! what are you doin here?! " Bakura looked alost shocked! " Don't you know!? i'm your new docter!
Bakura said with a smirk. " 'O_O' wha-what?! " "yep! i'm volunteering at the hospital! " Joey nearly fainted
at the thought of Bakura 'Actually' doing something nice. " y-you did?! " Bakura's smile faded at the reason
why he did this. " damn Ryou made me! he said i should get out more. " Joey had to hold back a giggle at
this. sweet, little Ryou, made meen nasty tomb robber voluntier at a hospital. " are you gonna let me in,
or just stand there?! i don't have all day!!!! " " i-i'm sorry, come in. " Joey said in between laughs.
" now, lets get this over with! " Bakura said, while pulling on a pair of plastic gloves. * golp *
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Seto sighed. he, like an idiot, bought the dress. turns out, when you have twins, you have to buy two.
so he ended up buying 30 dresses, 14 pairs of PJs, 9 pairs of tights, 4 pairs of shoes, 10 pairs of socks,
100 hair ribbons, baby safe shampoo, 2 cribs, diapers, and a baby name book.
total price: $600,000,000,000. 37. " i am Never EVER going shopping with you again!!!!!!! "
Mai was completely un-fased with Seto putting the blame on her. at least the babies would look good!
" oh, relax! look on the bright side! " "................what bright-side?! " " * blink * * blink *.............your kids will
look good! " " no, my kids'll look like circus-freaks. " " no, they'll look like super-models. trust me. "
" the last time you told me that, YOU WENT AND SPENT HALF MY FORTUNE!!!! "
" yes i did, and i'll spend the other half! don't forget, we still need diapers,paint, strollers,and a bunch of other stuff!
we're not even half way done!!!!!! "
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" hmmmmmm.......well, every thing looks fine. you're doing great! now, let me give you some anti-biotics, and i'll
be on my way. " " * sighs * ok...... " " hehehehehehehehehehe......" seeing the look on bakura's face, Joey tried
to get up, but it was too late. before he could run away, Bakura took the needle, and Jabbed it in his stomach as hard
as he could. " 'O_O' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
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After dropping Mai off at her house, Seto proceeded to go home, but just as he was about to walk in the door,
he was met by a very angry looking Joey. " he-hey babe! ho-how did it go?! " Seto asked nervously.
" i...am going......TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
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Sun: well, that's the end of chapter 4! sorry it took so long.
Fire: dear faithfull readers, i'm afraid we won't be able to up-date for a while.
Water: we're going over to a friends house untill april 6th. sorry!
Earth: but, that should'nt stop you from reveiwing!!!! every one, Wish Lena happy Birth day!!!! ( our friend. )
R&R!
Baby: bye bye!
Sun: ( jumps around happily ) YAY!!!!!!!! THEY ACTUALLY LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Water: "O_O" they.........they do?!
Fire: yep! wow, that's hard to believe!
Earth: and not one single flame! ( sniffle ) you like me, you really like me!
Fire: what do you meen YOU?!
Earth: ( blushes ) oh, sorry! ( sniffle ) you like US, you really like US!
Sun: that's better!
Water: any way, thank you: Daisy,( thanks for the idea! i might do that! ) Kaneda and Tetsuo,
and Blue lagoon loon,who reviewed for chapter 2, but we accidently missed her!
( why does it seem like these are the only people reviewing? )
sun: so, enough of our ranting, here's the fic!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It was 7:00 p.m. in the city of Domino, as Seto pulled up to the large house that supposibly belonged to Mai.
it was nice, it had a nice yard, big porch, and had 2 stories. there was only one thing wrong with it........
............IT WAS PURPLE!!!!!!! GAH!!!!!! It looked like a big purple barbie house!!! Seto only smirked at it.
that was sooooo mai! // hm. figures. // trying to ignore the blinding color, Seto walked up to the house, and rang the door bell, which not to his surprise, played the tune to the " thong song. " ( A/N: i have no idea where i came up with that ) a moment later, Seto's eyes nearly popped out of his head. there , standing in front of him, was Mai, wearing
what had to be the skimpiest purple Mini dress on earth, along with her usuall pair of matching boots.
( A/N: where the hell does she get those boots?! i've been looking all over for a pair like that! )
" ..........uh.........er..........hi Mai! " with out thinking, Mai pulled Seto into a painfully tight hug, succesfully crushing
him in her exceptionaly large ( and exceptionally fake ) breasts. " hi Seto-chan! we're gonna have soooooo much fun! "
" yes......we.........will" Seto muffled out. " ........um........Mai..........can't..........breath! " hearing this, Mai released
him from her death grip. her arms were getting tired any way. oh, i'm sorry, Seto-chan! " after Seto caught his breath, Seto gently took Mai by the hand, and proceeded to lead her to the limo. " that's ok, lets just get going. "
with that, Seto and Mai headed off towards the mall.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
mean while, at the Kaiba mansion, Joey sat comfertably on the large couch, impationtly awaiting the * shudders *
docter. apperently, Joey would get the "pleasure" of being the new docs first costumer. he hated docters in general,
but a bran new one, that probably had no expirence what so ever, now that's scary. but, there was nothing he
could do now, just.......wait. and plan his suicide attempt. for like the hundereth time that day, Joey looked
at the large granfather clock, which now read 7:45. he was 45 minutes late! // Grrr....WHERE IS HE?!?! //
as if on que, there was a knock,......or more of a pound on the large oak double-doors. Joey gulped, in some atempt
to swallow the large lump in his throught, but that did'nt work, so he got up, and shakely opened the door.
Joey gasped when he saw who it was he was face to face with........YAMI BAKURA?!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
they had just arrived at the mall, and all ready, Mai was running around like a maniac, searching threw varios
stores, untill she found a " baby gap " and settled on that. Seto only stood there, watching with amusment.
" well, don't just stand there, help me pick something out! " Mai squeeled. "........um.........no, that's ok, i think
i'll just let you. " Mai frowned at Seto's dissagreement. " don't be silly. these are your kids! " Mai said, as she draged
Seto over to the clothes rack. " now, pick something out! " Seto did as he was told, and fliped threw the various
out fits, untill he settled on a pretty frilly pink dress. it woes'nt really his taste, but it was cute. " OOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT'S SOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!! how much does it cost?! " Seto looked down at the price tag, and almoat fainted
at the sight. " IT'S $15,000.00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " " so? you're a billoiner, are'nt you?! " Seto looked down at the tag
again, then back up at Mai, Then price tag, then Mai. tag, Mai, Tag, Mai, Tag, Mai.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
" Ba-bakura?! what are you doin here?! " Bakura looked alost shocked! " Don't you know!? i'm your new docter!
Bakura said with a smirk. " 'O_O' wha-what?! " "yep! i'm volunteering at the hospital! " Joey nearly fainted
at the thought of Bakura 'Actually' doing something nice. " y-you did?! " Bakura's smile faded at the reason
why he did this. " damn Ryou made me! he said i should get out more. " Joey had to hold back a giggle at
this. sweet, little Ryou, made meen nasty tomb robber voluntier at a hospital. " are you gonna let me in,
or just stand there?! i don't have all day!!!! " " i-i'm sorry, come in. " Joey said in between laughs.
" now, lets get this over with! " Bakura said, while pulling on a pair of plastic gloves. * golp *
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Seto sighed. he, like an idiot, bought the dress. turns out, when you have twins, you have to buy two.
so he ended up buying 30 dresses, 14 pairs of PJs, 9 pairs of tights, 4 pairs of shoes, 10 pairs of socks,
100 hair ribbons, baby safe shampoo, 2 cribs, diapers, and a baby name book.
total price: $600,000,000,000. 37. " i am Never EVER going shopping with you again!!!!!!! "
Mai was completely un-fased with Seto putting the blame on her. at least the babies would look good!
" oh, relax! look on the bright side! " "................what bright-side?! " " * blink * * blink *.............your kids will
look good! " " no, my kids'll look like circus-freaks. " " no, they'll look like super-models. trust me. "
" the last time you told me that, YOU WENT AND SPENT HALF MY FORTUNE!!!! "
" yes i did, and i'll spend the other half! don't forget, we still need diapers,paint, strollers,and a bunch of other stuff!
we're not even half way done!!!!!! "
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
" hmmmmmm.......well, every thing looks fine. you're doing great! now, let me give you some anti-biotics, and i'll
be on my way. " " * sighs * ok...... " " hehehehehehehehehehe......" seeing the look on bakura's face, Joey tried
to get up, but it was too late. before he could run away, Bakura took the needle, and Jabbed it in his stomach as hard
as he could. " 'O_O' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
After dropping Mai off at her house, Seto proceeded to go home, but just as he was about to walk in the door,
he was met by a very angry looking Joey. " he-hey babe! ho-how did it go?! " Seto asked nervously.
" i...am going......TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sun: well, that's the end of chapter 4! sorry it took so long.
Fire: dear faithfull readers, i'm afraid we won't be able to up-date for a while.
Water: we're going over to a friends house untill april 6th. sorry!
Earth: but, that should'nt stop you from reveiwing!!!! every one, Wish Lena happy Birth day!!!! ( our friend. )
R&R!
Baby: bye bye!