How the Dog-Demon stole X-mas
A/n: I have finally voted that I've gone insane! OK it's like the title sayz,
Inyu-is the Grinch
Kagome-Cindy Lou Who
Miroku- one of Cindy's brothers
Sango- one of the girls in the begginging with cindy's bros
Kikyo-no big part, one of the girls in the begging with Cindy's bros/Inyu's old lover (in this
story that is)
Rin- one of Sessy's daughters too
Kouga- The mayor dude! O.O;
Sesshy-Cindy's dad, Lou lou who?
Kaede- Old lady who raised Inyu
Naraku-the mayor's suck up vice-mayor or sumthin
Shippou- The other Brother of Cindy!
Kirara-Max!
Disclaimer:I don't own Inyu or comp, or the Grinch or comp.
They are keeping thier real names too. OK!? OK. And don't yell at me! I'm not that good at
ryhming, so pleeze forgive, and i'm going to twist the story some. O and the ages are around
the same.
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Narrator (Me): Anywayz. (bye the way i'm not gonna make em' live on a snow flake becuz
1)I can't remember how the ryhme goes and 2) they all belong in a village.)
Down on a planet covered in Green, white and blue
There lived a village with a population of forty-two
And in this village of fourty-two a wonderful holiday was getting ready to take place.
A holiday that will never be forgotten by the human or demon race.
All the humans were happy, bustling about, buy gifts for thier beloved
But among these happy ppl was, of course, one that hated Christmas and had no
beloved. (srry i had to make that mean)
His name was Inu-yasha The Hanyou!
And he was soo powerful he could kill a Garoongaloo!
He lived in his forest of cold winter white
And was only seen hunting in the midst of the night.
And whatever human or demon beware!
if you tread in his forest while he is there!
In Inu-yasha's forest
Sango: Miroku-ruu I don't think we should be here.
Miroku: Don't worry Sango-mango (a/n: stooopid name i know) There are only Dooledi deer here.
Shippou: Miroku, maybe she's right
Kikyo: Oh shut up there's no one here, it's broad daylight!
Sango: Still The Hanyou could come and find us,
Miroku: Stop making such a fuss! Oooo look a cave, I bet he lives there!
Shippou: Miroku you're giving me a scare!
Kikyo: I dare ya to go and look inside.
Shippou: Why me!? there won't be a place to hide!
Miroku: Fine I'll go! I'm not scared, and I will brag when i'm back!
Sango: HERE HANYOU HAVE A SNACK! *Pushes Miroku to the cave. He starts toward it
hesistanly, but there a growling coming from inside. He stops and looks around.*
Inuyasha: WHO DARES COME DISTURB ME!
Shippou: I told you he was going to be here! Now he's going to eat us three! WAaaaah *starts
running out of the forest, followed by everyone else*
Inuyasha: *Jumps out of one of the trees* THERE ARE FOUR YOU NUMBSKULL. *he smirks a smile to
himself and walks into the cave. There he's greeted by Kirara.*
Kirara: Meow?
Inuyasha: Oh shut up. *He walks to the back of the cave and goes through a door embeddedin the
rock there. Inside there's a fireplace, a chair, some garbag, and a huge huge bed. He falls
face first into his bed. A faint snoring can be heard from him as we leave*
Narrator: HAHA! Inyu snores! Whoops sorry! *ducks head in embarassment.* On with the story.
IN Village Pop. 42
Kagome: Dad...What's the purpose for Christmas? *Tuggs on her Sessy's coat*
Sessy: Look Kagomey! It's a Tristcuss! (Sessy's OOC. ^-^ imagine him going shopping. And the
Tristcuss ain't that cracker thing.)
Kagome: Daaaaad! You are ignoring me!
Sessy: Of course Kagomey, what do you think of that tree? *Points to some x-mas trees*
Kagome: *Sigh* Daaaaad!
Sessy:*scolding* Kagome you know whining is bad!
Kagome:*sighs again* Dad what's the meaning of Christmas? It can't be all the gifts and toys,
there has to be more.
Sessy: Kagomey,honey, you are thinking too much, Chistmas is for us who adore
getting gifts and presents from family and friends.
For an expensive gift show your care to them to no end.
Kagome: *Sighs again* Dad, you're an idiot!
Sessy: Ooooooo, look Kagomey a Didiot
Your brother Miroku-ruu will shore love it!
*Miroku and Shipou come runing in.*
Shippou: DAD!
Sessy:What's the problem lad?
Miroku:*breathing hevily* Dad-gasp-we-gasp-sawthehanyouInuyasha! *Miroku said that last part
in one really fast breath*
Sessy:*He looks ANGERY!* YOU WHAT?!!!
Shippou:*Crying and wailing stops and tell his dad the story 100 MPH* MirokutookSango-Mango,
Kikyo-SneakioandmetotheHanyou'sforesteventhoughitwasabadideaandhealmostgotme!!!!!
Kagome:You saw the hanyou!?
*everyone stops their shopping hearing her shout this. Kagome ducks her head in embarassment
Police sirens wail as the Mayor and his Suck-up step up to the family of four.*
Kouga: Sesshomaru-uu, what did those boys say they saw?
Shippou: Weeellll we didn't really SEE the Hanyou, he just told us yelled at us. I know it
against the law.
But Miroku made me go!
Sessy: Miroku Shinoku Ruu, how dare you!
Miroku: I'm sorry dad, I was bad, really really bad. (A/N:Miroku being Sessy's son O.O;; scary)
Kouga: You boys should know, that you shouldn't visit the EVIL Hanyou.
Naraku: You should sue! *whispers to Kouga*
Kouga: *Looks at Kagome* Or I'll just take your daughter, Kagome Lagome Ruu, as a bride.
Kagome:*Under her breath* I would rather have barbed wire stapled to my side.
Sessy: She's too young to marry Mayor Kouga, but on Christmas Day she will be of age.
Kouga: Fine, On Dec. 25, I will announce the day of my marriage. *Takes Kagome's hand and
kisses it, Kagome looks surprised but it turns to disgust when Kouga and Naraku leave.*
Kagome:*shaking her hand* Ewwwwww! Get me some anti-baterical goo!
Sessy: Now Kagome, don't act like that. Anyway let's get going. All of our shopping is done
with.
Kagome: *whisperes to Miroku and Shippou on the way home* I thought that Hanyou thing was just
a myth.
Miroku: Obviously it's not.
Kagome: Well eeeeexcuse me you snot! *Kagome threw her nose up and walked ahead of her brothers
angirlly* ~I wonder what The Hanyou looks like.~
Back to Inyu's Forest.
Inuyasha had been watching the village from the highest tree in the forest and the oldest. It
was the God Tree.
Inuyasha: ~Stupid Humans and Demons. Feh, celebrating a retarded holiday like that. And how
dare those idiots come to my forest in broad daylight..serves em' right. Oh god! Not now!
I'm ryhming, Gah! I need to get back home before it gets worse!~ *Inuyasha swiftly jumps to
the ground and bounds towards home, all the while he hears the humans and demons singing; It's
A Holly Jolly Christmas...etc.*
When Inuyasha gets home he collapses on his chair in front of the fire place. He begins to nod
of when he realizes...
Inyu: *Humming it's a holly jolly x-mas* NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*He jumps up and runs further into the cave to try to get away from the song. But Alas it
only gets louder. (a/n: I wonder why?) Finally he starts sing the song.
Inyu: It's a Holly Jolly Christmas, it's the best time of the year..Ahhhhhhh, Help me! Ahhhhh!
*Inyu pushes a button on the cave wall and the wall opens up. Inside is a room full of blenders,
and radios, and tvs. He turns everything on and tries to drown out the singing. but it useless
it's stuck in his head.*
Inyu:Dang it! Stoopid Christmas! Stoopid Humans and Demons! Tomarrow the noise with be louder
filled with the sound of Human girls and boys playing with toys, and then the demons joining in,
The horrible noise of the trumpets and guitars until it's time for din.
NO! I meant supper! not din! God I wish I could stop this holiday form coming
Then everyone will be bumming. *Realizes he ryhmes and looks angry then he came up with
his idea.)
Narrator: That's when The Hanyou got a wonderful idea, an awful wonder EVIL idea!
Inyu:I'll stop Christmas from coming, that's what I'll do!
I'll stop it from coming and hope i don't get sue-ed!
Hahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahaha!
*runs around gathering stuff to make that super cool sled thing*
*Kirara watches Inuyasha running around like a maniac and tries to claw her way out the door.*
Narrator: YOU'RE A COCKY ONE, INUYASHA
YOU REALLY ARE MACHO!
YOU'RE MORE SLY THAN A FOX
INUUUUYASHAAAAAA
YOU'VE GOT MORE THAN A PAIR OF SOCKS
INYUUUUUUYASHAAAA
O FORGET THIS! ON WITH THE STOOOORRRRRYYYY!
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At the Ruu household.
Kagome: I look like an idiot.*stares down at the dress she's in; it looks like a christmas tree
just ran over her and left its ornaments hanging all over*
Rin: Rin think Kagome looks pretty!
Kagome:*smiles at Rin* Thank you Rin. You are just soooo sweet.
Rin: Of course I'm sweet, I'm dressed as a Candy Cand silly! *Rins turns around to show off her
candycane outfit like the ones in the REAL Grinch movie except its red not pink.*
Kagome laughs.
Miroku: Come on guys! Time to go to the Palooza at the Square!
AS everyone was walking out the door Kagome looked out at the forest. Inuyasha's forest.
Kagome: Merry Christmas, Hanyou. *Then she left*
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Nice ending to this chap, no? Hmmmm... What'll happend..... Ain't tellin' ^_^ Review PLEEZ! Thanx and PEACE OUT!
A/n: I have finally voted that I've gone insane! OK it's like the title sayz,
Inyu-is the Grinch
Kagome-Cindy Lou Who
Miroku- one of Cindy's brothers
Sango- one of the girls in the begginging with cindy's bros
Kikyo-no big part, one of the girls in the begging with Cindy's bros/Inyu's old lover (in this
story that is)
Rin- one of Sessy's daughters too
Kouga- The mayor dude! O.O;
Sesshy-Cindy's dad, Lou lou who?
Kaede- Old lady who raised Inyu
Naraku-the mayor's suck up vice-mayor or sumthin
Shippou- The other Brother of Cindy!
Kirara-Max!
Disclaimer:I don't own Inyu or comp, or the Grinch or comp.
They are keeping thier real names too. OK!? OK. And don't yell at me! I'm not that good at
ryhming, so pleeze forgive, and i'm going to twist the story some. O and the ages are around
the same.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Narrator (Me): Anywayz. (bye the way i'm not gonna make em' live on a snow flake becuz
1)I can't remember how the ryhme goes and 2) they all belong in a village.)
Down on a planet covered in Green, white and blue
There lived a village with a population of forty-two
And in this village of fourty-two a wonderful holiday was getting ready to take place.
A holiday that will never be forgotten by the human or demon race.
All the humans were happy, bustling about, buy gifts for thier beloved
But among these happy ppl was, of course, one that hated Christmas and had no
beloved. (srry i had to make that mean)
His name was Inu-yasha The Hanyou!
And he was soo powerful he could kill a Garoongaloo!
He lived in his forest of cold winter white
And was only seen hunting in the midst of the night.
And whatever human or demon beware!
if you tread in his forest while he is there!
In Inu-yasha's forest
Sango: Miroku-ruu I don't think we should be here.
Miroku: Don't worry Sango-mango (a/n: stooopid name i know) There are only Dooledi deer here.
Shippou: Miroku, maybe she's right
Kikyo: Oh shut up there's no one here, it's broad daylight!
Sango: Still The Hanyou could come and find us,
Miroku: Stop making such a fuss! Oooo look a cave, I bet he lives there!
Shippou: Miroku you're giving me a scare!
Kikyo: I dare ya to go and look inside.
Shippou: Why me!? there won't be a place to hide!
Miroku: Fine I'll go! I'm not scared, and I will brag when i'm back!
Sango: HERE HANYOU HAVE A SNACK! *Pushes Miroku to the cave. He starts toward it
hesistanly, but there a growling coming from inside. He stops and looks around.*
Inuyasha: WHO DARES COME DISTURB ME!
Shippou: I told you he was going to be here! Now he's going to eat us three! WAaaaah *starts
running out of the forest, followed by everyone else*
Inuyasha: *Jumps out of one of the trees* THERE ARE FOUR YOU NUMBSKULL. *he smirks a smile to
himself and walks into the cave. There he's greeted by Kirara.*
Kirara: Meow?
Inuyasha: Oh shut up. *He walks to the back of the cave and goes through a door embeddedin the
rock there. Inside there's a fireplace, a chair, some garbag, and a huge huge bed. He falls
face first into his bed. A faint snoring can be heard from him as we leave*
Narrator: HAHA! Inyu snores! Whoops sorry! *ducks head in embarassment.* On with the story.
IN Village Pop. 42
Kagome: Dad...What's the purpose for Christmas? *Tuggs on her Sessy's coat*
Sessy: Look Kagomey! It's a Tristcuss! (Sessy's OOC. ^-^ imagine him going shopping. And the
Tristcuss ain't that cracker thing.)
Kagome: Daaaaad! You are ignoring me!
Sessy: Of course Kagomey, what do you think of that tree? *Points to some x-mas trees*
Kagome: *Sigh* Daaaaad!
Sessy:*scolding* Kagome you know whining is bad!
Kagome:*sighs again* Dad what's the meaning of Christmas? It can't be all the gifts and toys,
there has to be more.
Sessy: Kagomey,honey, you are thinking too much, Chistmas is for us who adore
getting gifts and presents from family and friends.
For an expensive gift show your care to them to no end.
Kagome: *Sighs again* Dad, you're an idiot!
Sessy: Ooooooo, look Kagomey a Didiot
Your brother Miroku-ruu will shore love it!
*Miroku and Shipou come runing in.*
Shippou: DAD!
Sessy:What's the problem lad?
Miroku:*breathing hevily* Dad-gasp-we-gasp-sawthehanyouInuyasha! *Miroku said that last part
in one really fast breath*
Sessy:*He looks ANGERY!* YOU WHAT?!!!
Shippou:*Crying and wailing stops and tell his dad the story 100 MPH* MirokutookSango-Mango,
Kikyo-SneakioandmetotheHanyou'sforesteventhoughitwasabadideaandhealmostgotme!!!!!
Kagome:You saw the hanyou!?
*everyone stops their shopping hearing her shout this. Kagome ducks her head in embarassment
Police sirens wail as the Mayor and his Suck-up step up to the family of four.*
Kouga: Sesshomaru-uu, what did those boys say they saw?
Shippou: Weeellll we didn't really SEE the Hanyou, he just told us yelled at us. I know it
against the law.
But Miroku made me go!
Sessy: Miroku Shinoku Ruu, how dare you!
Miroku: I'm sorry dad, I was bad, really really bad. (A/N:Miroku being Sessy's son O.O;; scary)
Kouga: You boys should know, that you shouldn't visit the EVIL Hanyou.
Naraku: You should sue! *whispers to Kouga*
Kouga: *Looks at Kagome* Or I'll just take your daughter, Kagome Lagome Ruu, as a bride.
Kagome:*Under her breath* I would rather have barbed wire stapled to my side.
Sessy: She's too young to marry Mayor Kouga, but on Christmas Day she will be of age.
Kouga: Fine, On Dec. 25, I will announce the day of my marriage. *Takes Kagome's hand and
kisses it, Kagome looks surprised but it turns to disgust when Kouga and Naraku leave.*
Kagome:*shaking her hand* Ewwwwww! Get me some anti-baterical goo!
Sessy: Now Kagome, don't act like that. Anyway let's get going. All of our shopping is done
with.
Kagome: *whisperes to Miroku and Shippou on the way home* I thought that Hanyou thing was just
a myth.
Miroku: Obviously it's not.
Kagome: Well eeeeexcuse me you snot! *Kagome threw her nose up and walked ahead of her brothers
angirlly* ~I wonder what The Hanyou looks like.~
Back to Inyu's Forest.
Inuyasha had been watching the village from the highest tree in the forest and the oldest. It
was the God Tree.
Inuyasha: ~Stupid Humans and Demons. Feh, celebrating a retarded holiday like that. And how
dare those idiots come to my forest in broad daylight..serves em' right. Oh god! Not now!
I'm ryhming, Gah! I need to get back home before it gets worse!~ *Inuyasha swiftly jumps to
the ground and bounds towards home, all the while he hears the humans and demons singing; It's
A Holly Jolly Christmas...etc.*
When Inuyasha gets home he collapses on his chair in front of the fire place. He begins to nod
of when he realizes...
Inyu: *Humming it's a holly jolly x-mas* NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*He jumps up and runs further into the cave to try to get away from the song. But Alas it
only gets louder. (a/n: I wonder why?) Finally he starts sing the song.
Inyu: It's a Holly Jolly Christmas, it's the best time of the year..Ahhhhhhh, Help me! Ahhhhh!
*Inyu pushes a button on the cave wall and the wall opens up. Inside is a room full of blenders,
and radios, and tvs. He turns everything on and tries to drown out the singing. but it useless
it's stuck in his head.*
Inyu:Dang it! Stoopid Christmas! Stoopid Humans and Demons! Tomarrow the noise with be louder
filled with the sound of Human girls and boys playing with toys, and then the demons joining in,
The horrible noise of the trumpets and guitars until it's time for din.
NO! I meant supper! not din! God I wish I could stop this holiday form coming
Then everyone will be bumming. *Realizes he ryhmes and looks angry then he came up with
his idea.)
Narrator: That's when The Hanyou got a wonderful idea, an awful wonder EVIL idea!
Inyu:I'll stop Christmas from coming, that's what I'll do!
I'll stop it from coming and hope i don't get sue-ed!
Hahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahaha!
*runs around gathering stuff to make that super cool sled thing*
*Kirara watches Inuyasha running around like a maniac and tries to claw her way out the door.*
Narrator: YOU'RE A COCKY ONE, INUYASHA
YOU REALLY ARE MACHO!
YOU'RE MORE SLY THAN A FOX
INUUUUYASHAAAAAA
YOU'VE GOT MORE THAN A PAIR OF SOCKS
INYUUUUUUYASHAAAA
O FORGET THIS! ON WITH THE STOOOORRRRRYYYY!
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At the Ruu household.
Kagome: I look like an idiot.*stares down at the dress she's in; it looks like a christmas tree
just ran over her and left its ornaments hanging all over*
Rin: Rin think Kagome looks pretty!
Kagome:*smiles at Rin* Thank you Rin. You are just soooo sweet.
Rin: Of course I'm sweet, I'm dressed as a Candy Cand silly! *Rins turns around to show off her
candycane outfit like the ones in the REAL Grinch movie except its red not pink.*
Kagome laughs.
Miroku: Come on guys! Time to go to the Palooza at the Square!
AS everyone was walking out the door Kagome looked out at the forest. Inuyasha's forest.
Kagome: Merry Christmas, Hanyou. *Then she left*
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Nice ending to this chap, no? Hmmmm... What'll happend..... Ain't tellin' ^_^ Review PLEEZ! Thanx and PEACE OUT!