Chichiri, Emperor of Konan, no da!

by

Suzaku no Miko Copy cabbit

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random authors who want in the fic

Notes from the Cabbit: Konyanananichiwa! Copy cabbit once again! Anou…Some short notes. One, K-chan is not the only one marrying Tasuki. Two, the other girl is a friend of MeloKitty's but I forgot her name. Three, as a result, there will be two chapters covering this part of the story. Four…COME ON PEOPLE! I know you wanna marry one of Suzaku or Seiryuu's finest! What about Taiitsukun and the Nyan Nyan!? I'm sure somebody wants them! Fifth and final, I refer to myself as Ryuno Himeko in this fic, but this is not to be confused with the Ryuno Himeko that appears in the OC Mini Shrine Section of my site. She is a different person. I'm the insane granddaughter of Meru, she's not, so there. Not that anyone has said anything….

Chapter 7: K-chan marries Tasuki, no da!

A few hours after the sudden wedding between shadow priestess, I mean, Nazomeita Suzuran, and everyone's favorite monk, the unmarried Suzaku seishi, that is, Mitsukake, Chiriko, Nuriko, and Tasuki, started to worry for their own safety…

"Just where are they coming from?" Chiriko asked again. He looked through yet another porno magazine, lent to him by Tama-chan ("If the boy's interested, let him read it! It's good for the mind!" Tama-chan had explained earlier).

Mitsukake sweatdropped as Chiriko leafed through the magazine. "Anou…I think I need to have a talk with you…" he said.

Nuriko frowned. "Oi! Are you two listening!? We need to figure out what's making these fangirls appear!" he exclaimed.

"You mean, like me?" a new voice piped up. The four seishi turned around to face a girl holding a Tasuki plushie. She held the plushie near her ear.

"Squeak!" the plushie went.

"Nani? You say that they don't want me here?" the girl asked the plushie.

"Squeak! Squeak!"

"And that Tamahome Is here?"

"Squeeeeeeeeak!"

"Well then, that just makes me even more determined," the girl said.

"Who are you?" Nuriko asked.

The girl ignored Nuriko's question, and walked right over to Tasuki, where she proceeded to glomp him. "Tasuki! I can't believe you're here! This is like a dream come true!" she exclaimed.

"Who are you?" Tasuki asked.

The girl let go of Tasuki for one second, and grinned. "My name is Kasumi, but you can call me K-chan…" she turned to glare at the other seishi. "However, the rest of you can call me Kasumi…" she shot a death glare at Tamahome. "And if you ever try and hurt my Tasuki, I'll kill you!"

"Nani? Your Tasuki?" Mitsukake asked.

K-chan nodded. "Hai. My Tasuki. We're getting married, after all," she said.

"Nani? D-demo…" Tasuki stammered.

"No buts," K-chan declared. "We're getting married." And with that, she got out a Russian flag, and once again latched onto Tasuki. "Chichiri?"

"Hai, no da?" the monk asked.

"Will you do the honors?"

"Nani!? How many times do I have to say this, na no da!? I'm a monk, not a priest, no da!" Chichiri exclaimed.

K-chan shrugged. "Priest, monk, same diff," she said.

"It's not the same diff, no da!" Chichiri said, and started to cry. Suzuran instantly rushed to his side to comfort him.

"There there, Chiri-chan," she said. "It's only for a little bit. I believe you. It isn't the same diff."

Chichiri quit crying, and sighed. "Da. Do you take this seishi to be your-"

"Eagle!" K-chan shouted for no apparent reason, waving the Russian flag.

Chichiri sweatdropped, and moved on. "Do you, Tasuki, take this rabid fangirl to be your wife, na no da?" he asked.

"Hell no!" Tasuki exclaimed.

Chichiri sighed again, and turned to K-chan, who was glaring at Tamahome. "Da…Kasumi, you can't get married unless he says yes," he said.

K-chan frowned. "It's his fault!" she said, pointing at Tamahome. "He's jinxing the ceremony!"

"Nani!? I am not!" Tamahome said.

Tama-chan patted Tamahome's head. "Of course you aren't. Demo…let's go to the bedroom until this is over…" she said, an evil grin on her face.

"But I don't want to-"

"Too late!" Tama-chan said, and dragged Tamahome off to the bedroom.

Chichiri turned back to K-chan. "Can we continue now, no da?" he asked.

"No need," K-chan said. She grabbed Tasuki's hand, and together with Suzuran, they did a bandit dance. A forceful marriage, sealed by a bandit dance, as shadow priestess, I mean, Suzuran put it. "See? The bandit dance makes us officially husband and wife," she said.

"Then why did you make me read all that stuff, no da!?" Chichiri asked.

K-chan shrugged. "The Tasuki plushie said that I should get revenge on all those who have hurt Tasuki," she said. She held up the plushie.

"Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak!" Was all it said.

To be continued….

Short? I know. I promise I'll make the next chapter longer. Until then, Ja!