Chichiri, Emperor of Konan, no da!
by
Suzaku no Miko Copy cabbit
and also by, as always
random authors who wanted to marry a seishi
Notes from the Cabbit: Konyananaichiwa! Copy cabbit here! Sorry for making the last chapter so short, but I had to, since I forgot the name of MeloKitty's friend! As it turns out, she had reviwed the last chapter (6), and mentioned her friend's name, but being as I am, I never thought to look in the reviews section ^.^; Hm…I just finally noticed that ffn changes my font. The original font for this fic is Comic Sans MS, and you can view the original version at http://www.angelfire.com/anime4/ying_fa. But anyways, here's the second part, no da!
Chapter Eight: Two Weddings and a Funeral, no da!
Later that day, K-chan was still latched onto Tasuki as he desperately tried to find someone to wake him from this supposed nightmare. According to the rabid fangirl, she had been just wandering around the streets of Konan when the plushie had reminded her of her original mission…
*flashback*
*A few days ago, in Konan, K-chan is just walking along, pausing to see the various merchandise the merchants are selling. Suddenly, the Tasuki plushie pipes up.*
Tasuki plushie: Squeakie!
K-chan: Nani!? Tasuki, here!? No way!
Tasuki plushie: Squeak! Squeak!
K-chan: And you say that the other fangirls haven't reached him yet?
Tasuki plushie: Squeaaaaaaaaaaak!
K-chan: And that Tamahome is there too!?
Tasuki plushie: Squeak Squeaaaak Squeeak!
K-chan: Why didn't you tell me sooner!? Let's go!
*End flashback*
"And that's when I knew I had to come and save you," K-chan explained.
"I was better off alone…" Tasuki muttered.
"No way! You're better off with me!" yet another fangirl shouted. K-chan and Tasuki whirled around to see this girl, holding a bottle of saké.
"And just who the hell are you?!" Tasuki asked.
"And why are you here!?" K-chan demanded.
The girl ignored K-chan, and walked up to Tasuki. "Watashi wa Omi Hitoshi. Do you remember me, Gen-chan?" she asked.
Tasuki gulped as the memories came back…
*flashback*
* Tasuki and Omi are playing near a deep gorge. Suddenly, Omi pushes Tasuki close to the edge.*
Omi: Tag! You're it!
Tasuki: Ahhhh! *falls down the gorge*Omi: Oops…
*End flashback*
"I remember now!" Tasuki exclaimed "You were that girl who was always trying to kill me!"
K-chan instantly got into a defensive position. "So you've come back to hurt Tasuki, eh? Well, I'm not goin' to let ya!" she said.
Omi frowned. "Puleaze, like I'd hurt the one I love the most," she said. She held up the bottle of saké. "Gen-chan, forget this tramp, and marry me. I have saké," she said.
Tasuki looked at the bottle of saké, a longing look in his eyes. "Is that..."
"The million yen bottle of saké that you love so much?" Omi asked. She nodded. "But of course. Nothing but the best for you, my love," she said.
K-chan frowned. "Oi! Tasuki and me are already married!" she said. "We sealed our marriage with a bandit dance!"
Omi continued to ignore the now furious K-chan (and equally furious Tasuki plushie), and held the bottle of saké even higher. "Saké.."
"Bandit dance!" K-chan yelled.
"Saké!" Omi shouted.
"Bandit dance!"
"Saké"
"Bandit dance!"
Tasuki watched the two girls, scared, and finally shrugged. "Oi! I give up! I'll marry both of you!" he yelled.
The two girls stopped fighting, and glared at each other.
A day later, while Tasuki was hiding with Chichiri in Taiitsukun's room, Omi and K-chan had each gone to a group of Nyan Nyan, an evil plan in mind...
"I need you to help me!" both girls shouted in different places at the same time. The Nyan Nyan in both of those places gave their usual grin.
"Heal, we can!" the Nyan Nyan said.
"That's not what I want!" the girls shouted (in different places, of course. Neither has any idea what the other is doing).
"Then what do you want?" the Nyan Nyan asked.
"I want you to kill Omi/K-chan!" the girls shouted.
"Nani!? We can't do that!" the Nyan Nyan said, shocked.
"I don't care!" the girls yelled "Just do it!"
Later on, both girls had evil grins on their faces as they waited for their plan to take effect. Meeting in the courtyard, they each set out on their individual plan, not knowing that the other had the same plan too.
"K-chan, I've been thinking," Omi said.
"Me too," K-chan said.
"We really shouldn't fight over Tasuki," Omi said.
"I agree," K-chan said.
While they were talking, two groups of Nyan Nyan, dressed in army gear and carrying assault riffles and automatic weapons, were marching into the courtyard. Also, unknown to both of them, Tasuki also happened to wander in.
"Fire!" both girls shouted, right at about the same time Tasuki shouted "What the hell's goin' on!"
BANG!
"AHHHH!" Tasuki shouted as he was shot numerous times by the Nyan Nyan, accidentally, of course.
"Gen-chan!" Omi shouted.
"Tasuki!" K-chan shouted.
The two girls instantly turned to each other. "This is your fault!" they both shouted.
"My fault!? This is your fault!"
"No way!"
"Yes way!"
"No way!"
The two girls continued to argue as to whose fault it was as the Nyan Nyan simply left, carrying their weapons with them (Nyan Nyan with automatic weapons…very scary thought). As they argued, Amiboshi wandered in, looking for Suboshi. Miaka, who had also wandered in, noticed Amiboshi, and grinned in her own stupid way.
"Chiriko!" Miaka exclaimed.
Amiboshi sweatdropped. "It's Amiboshi," he said.
Suddenly, the Tasuki plushie began to squeak.
"Squeeeak! Squeaaak! Squeak!" it said.
K-chan stopped arguing with Omi to look at Amiboshi. She ran right up to him, and started to glomp him. "Amiboshi!" she exclaimed.
"Nani?" Amiboshi asked.
K-chan apparently didn't hear this, as she grabbed Amiboshi and started to do a bandit dance.
Amiboshi tried to keep his head from falling off as K-chan jerked him around, bandit dancing. "Suboshi…" he muttered before passing out.
To be continued….