Chichiri, Emperor of Konan, no da!
by
Rikku oh Ki
and
MeloKitty
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Notes from the cabbit: Konyanananichiwa! Copy cabbit here! Okies… I've finally got someone else who wants to marry a seishi…this chapter's for MeloKitty, who wants to marry Suboshi. Oh, and some more review responses…
shadow priestess: Houki? I thought her name was Houka…at least the site I found her profile on said it was Houka…
Chapter 10: MeloKitty marries Suboshi, no da!
"Aniki…" Suboshi muttered from under the cart. The driver, which happened to be MeloKitty, jumped down to look at who she hit.
"Suboshi-chan!" she exclaimed, pulling the battered Seiryuu seishi out from under the cart. "I was just looking for you!"
Suboshi tried to break free from the psychotic fangirl's grasp, but MeloKitty wouldn't let go. "Nani? Just who the hell are you?" he asked.
"Why, I'm MeloKitty," MeloKitty said in a very cheerful voice. She hugged Suboshi even tighter. "I'm just as psychotic as you are!"
"Joy…" Suboshi muttered to himself. (Another fangirl? I sure hope Aniki hasn't run into one…) he thought to himself.
Unfortunately for Amiboshi, he too had a fangirl clinging onto him, one that went by the name of K-chan, or Kasumi as she demanded everyone else to call her. At the moment, K-chan felt the need to comfort Amiboshi. Which is why at this very moment she was chasing Amiboshi.
"AHHHHH! Stay away from me!!!" Amiboshi yelled.
"But Amiboshi-chan! You need therapy!" K-chan exclaimed.
"And just what kind of therapy!?" Amiboshi yelled.
K-chan thought for a minute, and shrugged. "Dunno, but you do need therapy," she said.
Amiboshi shook his head. "No way!" he yelled back, and continued running-right into Suzuran.
"Ohayo, Amiboshi," Suzuran said, latched onto a very frightened SD Chichiri. "So nice to see you!"
Amiboshi looked first at K-chan, then Suzuran, and promptly fainted.
"I don't think he likes being around you two, no da," Chichiri said.
Back in the palace gardens, Hoseki, I mean, Ki-chan, had left Hotohori alone for awhile while she went out to search for Nuriko and the other unmarried seishi, giving Hotohori the perfect chance to run to freedom. Well, sort of.
"Must get away from Ki-chan…Must get away from Ki-chan…" Hotohori said to himself. Unknown to him, Ki-chan had hired some Nyan Nyan (this will never grow old) to spy on his every move. Dressed in spy gear, the Nyan Nyan carefully darted between trees and bushes, reporting back to Ki-chan on Hoto-chan's whereabouts.
"He's running," one said.
"Yeah, but where!?" Ki-chan demanded.
"Anou…we don't know," another Nyan Nyan said.
"Well find out soon, or I'll kick yer arses so hard, they'll kiss the moons!" Ki-chan said.
"Isn't that Kid's saying?" a Nyan Nyan asked curiously.
"So?" Ki-chan asked.
"I was just wondering. I-it's not like I'm accusing you of stealing her saying or nothing," the Nyan Nyan replied nervously.
"Well then, get back to work! Hotohori must not be allowed to leave Konan," Ki-chan said.
"H-hai!" the Nyan Nyan said in unison, and got out some Nyan Nyan-sized binoculars. "Anou…Now where is he?" They finally spotted him hiding behind a display of jewelry. "There he is!" they said, and moved in closer, blending in with the scenery.
Hotohori, aware that he was being stalked, started to panic. Noticing a flower girl nearby (not Aeirth), he crawled over to her. "Excuse me, miss, demo, do you know of any good hiding spots?" he asked.
The girl looked at Hotohori oddly. "Nani? Hiding spots? What are ya, a murderer?" she asked.
"Erm…well…you see…I'm the emperor of Konan-"
"-And I'm the Queen of Sheba," the flower girl interrupted.
"-and I'm being pursued by a rabid fangirl and her army of Nyan Nyan," Hotohori finished.
"Would this fangirl happen to be Ki-chan of the Radical Dreamers?" she asked.
"Yes, why?" Hotohori asked.
"Because she just stopped by," the flower girl said. "In fact, she's at that restaurant right over there," she added, pointing over to a nearby café where sure enough, Ki-chan was sitting there, walkie-talkie in hand, yelling at the Nyan Nyan.
"NANI!?" Ki-chan practically screeched. A few patrons turned to stare at her, not only because she just destroyed their sense of hearing, but also for the fact that she wasn't wearing Konan-ish clothes.
"Who is she?"
"Why is she here?"
"Think she's a Kutou spy?"
"Look at those clothes! She's a thief from the Radical Dreamers!"
at this comment, all the people in the restaurant turned to stare at Ki-chan, who stared right back.
"What? Can't a girl get a bite to eat without being profiled on 'Konan's Most Wanted?'" Ki-chan asked.
At that, the patrons turned back to their meals.
Ki-chan frowned. "Jeez, it's not like I'm here to steal anything…" she trailed off as she remembered some paintings she saw in the palace. "Then again, if this marriage thing doesn't work out, I could always leave with some souvenirs…" she shook her head to clear this daydream and got back on the walkie-talkie. "Whaddya mean, ya lost him!? I told you to keep a close eye on him!" she yelled.
The Nyan Nyan hiding behind the bushes held the walkie-talkie out at arm's length to avoid blasting their eardrums from the loud cursing coming from it.
"Tysh ed! Can't you do anything right!?" Ki-chan demanded.
The Nyan Nyan looked at each other, and turned back on the walkie-talkie. "We heal!" they replied gleefully.
The following reply was so loud, the Nyan Nyan threw the walkie-talkie quite a distance and ran off, scared at what Ki-chan was going to do.
Meanwhile, MeloKitty, who had every intention of marrying Suboshi that day, was dragging him around Konan.
"…And we're going to have sooo much fun today!" MeloKitty said. She continued to drag the injured Suboshi around until they finally reached the palace. "Ah, here we are!" she said.
Suboshi started to freak out. "Nani!? That deathtrap!? No way I'm going in there!" he said.
"Gomen nasai, demo, you don't have much of a choice," MeloKitty said.
Suboshi started to squirm. "My friends know where I am! They'll come and get revenge on you should anything happen to me!" he said.
"Well, that's just too bad, isn't it?" MeloKitty said, slightly letting go of Suboshi. "And I know where your Aniki is, too…" she sighed. "Oh well, I guess I'll just have to let you go…"
Suboshi's eyes widened at the mention of Amiboshi. "You know where Aniki is!? Take me to him!" he said.
"Sure thing," MeloKitty said, and dragged him into the palace.
As soon as they reached the palace courtyard, where Tama-chan had let Tamahome wander around while she got some 'props', Tamahome just happened to turn around and notice the now very timid Seiryuu seishi. "You!" he exclaimed.
"Anou…ohayo?" Suboshi replied weakly. "Long time no see, Tamahome."
Tamahome's symbol started to glow. "You killed my family!" he yelled, and started to charge towards Suboshi. "You killed my siblings! Especially Yuiren! What did she ever do to you!?" he exclaimed.
"Well…she was related to you, and at the time, I was under the impression that the Suzaku seishi had killed Aniki, so…" Suboshi trailed off, noticing the rage in the charging Tamahome's eyes. "Anou…not a very good answer, neh?"
"Omae wo koruso!" Tamahome yelled, and would have gotten away with it, if MeloKitty hadn't stopped him. Taking out a rather large hammer, from where it came from nobody knows, she smacked Tamahome, and sent him flying.
"Home Run!" she cheered.
Suboshi looked at the psychotic fangirl, and then at the now airborne Tamahome, and started to whimper.
Back to Amiboshi, he had just woken up to find himself in some unknown room, with K-chan and Suzuran painting his nails. "Nani!? What the hell are you doing!?" he exclaimed.
The two fangirls looked at each other and shrugged. "We dunno. We thought that this might help you calm down a bit," Suzuran said.
"No to mention that the smell of nail polish was guaranteed to wake you up," K-chan said, applying more nail polish to Amiboshi's left hand.
Amiboshi looked at his now hand, more specifically, his now painted nails. "Why pink?" he asked.
"Dunno," Suzuran said. "It was the only color we could find."
Amiboshi, forgetting for the moment he was in the custody of two insane fangirls, looked at Suzuran and K-chan, curious. "Matte…if this isn't yours, then where did you get it?" he asked.
"Simple. Nuriko's room," K-chan said.
"Nani!?" Amiboshi exclaimed.
Meanwhile, MeloKitty had managed to drag Suboshi into the palace, and had found Chichiri, cowering in a corner. "Ah, just the person I was lookin' for!" she said.
"N-nani, no da?" Chichiri said.
MeloKitty grinned. "I heard you've been performing marriage ceremonies," she said.
Chichiri quickly stood up. "Iie, no da! For the last time, I'm a monk, not a priest, no da!" he said.
MeloKitty shrugged. "Whatever. Just perform the ceremony, and perhaps I'll hide you from Suzuran," she said.
Chichiri sighed, and nodded. "H-hai, no da," he said, and began. "MeloKitty-""I do!" MeloKitty interrupted.
"Suboshi?"
"I don…I mean, I do!" Suboshi said. (It's for aniki,) he told himself.
"Then you're now husband and wife, no da, so leave me alone, no da," Chichiri said.
"Hai!" MeloKitty said, and ran off, Suboshi in tow.
Chichiri plopped back down onto the ground, and blinked, just remembering that MeloKitty had offered to hide him. "Shimatta, no da…I just missed my chance at freedom, no da…" he said.
To Be Continued…