Chichiri, Emperor of Konan, no da!

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Notes from the Cabbit: Konyanananchiwa! Copy cabbit here! Well, while I wait for more people to review and request to marry a seishi, I'm doing this chapter. BTW, should I bring back Tasuki, or should he be like Aeris and never come back until I do another insane FY ficcy? Also, should I keep making fun of the Nyan Nyan, or is that what is keeping you from reviewing?

Chapter 11: MeloKitty tortures Suboshi, the plot to kill Chichiri,  and Hotohori's grand escape, no da!

It was a lovely spring morning…no, make that a horrible spring morning, as MeloKitty dragged Suboshi around the palace in Konan.

"Isn't this so wonderful, Suboshi-chan? We're married, so that means we get to spend the rest of our lives with each other!" MeloKitty said. Suboshi, on the other hand, did not share MeloKitty's joy at being married.

(Where's aniki!? I gotta find aniki!) Suboshi thought. Unfortunately for him, MeloKitty could read his thoughts.

"Why do you keep worrying about aniki?" she asked. "He's fine. I'll help you look for him after I'm through with you."

Suboshi gulped. This was not how he had planned on spending the rest of his life. "Onegai…let me go, MeloKitty," he said.

MeloKitty shook her head. "Nope. We've still got a honeymoon to plan," she said.

Suboshi started to squirm. While MeloKitty wasn't looking, he managed to get out a pen and write on his arm. 'HELP, ANIKI!!!!!' the message said.

While Suboshi was desperately trying to get away, Hotohori had his own escape to worry about. Being the emperor of Konan, he couldn't just walk over to Kutou and stay with the Seiryuu seishi. No, they'd tear him to bits, or at least Ashitare would. He had to leave Konan, and find somewhere else to hide.

"Must get away from Ki-chan…must get away from Ki-chan…" he repeated over and over again to himself. He had just reached the gates of Konan, when…

"Saihite! What are you doing here!?" a guard shouted, noticing Hotohori. Hotohori instantly stopped in his tracks.

(Maybe if I ignore him, he'll go away…) Hotohori thought to himself. Unfortunately for him, the guard kept coming, so Hotohori had no choice but to run past him. "Must get away from Ki-chan...must get away from Ki-chan..." he repeated again. He managed to get through the gates, but now he had a tough decision: Where to go? Taiitsukun was a last resort, he couldn't go to Kutou, and he had no idea how to get anywhere else!

Suddenly, an idea hit him.

"I know!" Hotohori suddenly exclaimed, "I can go to Miaka's world!" He then stopped short as he realized something. How in the name of Suzaku was he going to get to Miaka's world? Well, thankfully for him, he didn't have to think long, as Taiitsukun appeared.

"So...you want to go to Miaka's world, neh?" Taiitsukun asked.

Hotohori, realizing he needed to flatter Taiitsukun if he wanted to get anywhere, dropped to his knees and bowed, something he normally would never do, even if Ashitare was ripping off his skin. "Oh honorable Taiitsukun," he started, "I humbly beseech you, and desire nothing more than to escape from the fangirl known as Ki-chan." He ended this with a kiss to Taiitsukun's feet, trying not to gag as he made a mental note to thoroughly rinse out his mouth afterwards.

Taiitsukun glared at Hotohori. She knew he was kissing up to him, and she didn't like it. However, since she had created the world, she was under no obligation to return any bishonen to any stupid fangirl, especially those who intruded into the book. She sighed. She may have created this world, but Watase-sama created her. And if she got Watase-sama mad...

"Fine then. I'll take you to Miaka's world," Taiitsukun said.

Hotohori was so overjoyed, he forgot that he was supposed to be kissing up to Taiitsukun. "Yatta! Wai! Sugoi! Arigatou!" he said, leaping up and down. He promptly received a smack upside the head by Taiitsukun.

"I never said there wasn't a catch!" Taiitsukun said.

"Nani?" Hotohori asked.

Two Nyan Nyan appeared, dressed in kawaii preschool uniforms.

"You'll be taking these two with you, so I can keep an eye on you," Taiitsukun said. The Nyan Nyan started dancing around in circles.

"Fix fix fix....heal heal heal...." the two Nyan Nyan sang. They stopped, and faced Taiitsukun. "Taiitsukun, let us fix your face!" they said in unison.

SMACK! The two Nyan Nyan were sent flying, but not to the moon, but right into Hotohori. A large portal opened up behind them, and the three ended up in Miaka's world.

Meanwhile, Amiboshi had just gotten Suboshi's message, but could do nothing, as K-chan was snuggling up right next to him. "Lemme go! Suboshi needs help!" he said.

"No way! You're too cute and cuddly to let go!" K-chan said. Her new Amiboshi plushie, along with her Tasuki plushie, agreed.

"SQUEEEEAK!" they both said.

K-chan held both up to her ear. "What's that, Amiboshi plushie? You say that it's all a trap?"

"SQUEAK! SQUEAK!" the Tasuki plushie said.

"And that there's another Amiboshi fangirl who's secretly seducing him!?" K-chan said.

"SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEEEEAK!" the plushies said. K-chan frowned.

"Well, no fangirl's gonna take MY Amiboshi away!" she said. She pulled the Seiryuu seishi closer. "I'm gonna love him and hug him and squeeze him forever and ever and ever!" she said.

Amiboshi sighed, then started gasping for air as K-chan tightened her grip on him.

Now as for his twin, Suboshi had just started panicking when he realized that he was getting no reply from Amiboshi. (Aniki, where are you!?) he thought. He saw that MeloKitty had noticed the writing on his arm. (Why can't I have stayed with Yui-sama!?)

"Suboshi..." MeloKitty started.

"It wasn't me!" Suboshi instantly said.

MeloKitty examined the writing closer. "Yes it was," she said. Her eyes glowed a very evil red color. "I told you that Amiboshi was alright!" Her grip on Suboshi's arm tightened, and for a second, Suboshi was convinced that he was going to die, but just as quickly as it started, it ended. MeloKitty's eyes returned back to their normal color, and she grinned. "Oh well!" she said. "I just thought of the perfect place to spend our honeymoon!" she exclaimed.

"And that would be...?" Suboshi asked nervously.

"Taiitsukun's palace!" MeloKitty exclaimed happily. "Everyone else got married there, plus I hear that they have a great hot springs place there! Oh Suboshi, you're gonna love it there!" she said.

Suboshi eyes widened as he heard the mention of Taiitsukun. (This is it! Seiryuu is punishing me for apologizing to Tamahome! Now I'm really gonna die!) he thought.

MeloKitty heard this, but decided not to say anything. If the boy thought he was gonna die, then so be it. All the more fun for her. Getting out a rope, she tied up Suboshi, packed her bags, and quickly left Konan, heading for Taiitsukun's palace.

Back in Miaka's world, Hotohori and the two preschooler Nyan Nyan had just arrived, and while the two Nyan Nyan fit in quite well, people couldn't help but stop and stare at Hotohori, who was dressed in his Konan clothes. That, and he had his hair down, so people thought he must be a woman.

"Look at that woman with her kids," one passerby stated.

"What kind of mother would embarrass her children dressing like that?" Another asked.

"Those two girls are just so kawaii! I wonder if they're twins," a third person mused.

"They don't look a thing like their mother," the first passerby pointed out.

"Yeah, I wonder who the father is? He must have a better fashion sense than his wife. I mean, just look at how kawaii the twins are," the second said.

The Nyan Nyan grinned as people stopped to pat them on the head, give them candy, or just tell them how kawaii they were. Hotohori, on the other hand, was growing increasingly nervous. Taiitsukun hadn't told him what this place was, or where was supposed to go. She didn't even give him some clothes that would fit in with the natives. He then spotted a young girl that was wearing the same uniform Miaka had on when she entered the book.

"Excuse me," Hotohori said. The girl didn't respond. Instead, she got out some pepper spray and sprayed it in Hotohori's face. "Itai! The pain! It burns!" Hotohori said.

The Nyan Nyan instantly came rushing to his side. "We fix! We heal!" they said, and together, stopped the effects of the pepper spray. That was all fine and dandy, but now Hotohori had one more problem.

Thanks to the Nyan Nyan and their bizarre healing methods, he was now naked, and the entire public could see.

"EEK! That's no woman! That's one of those guys who do that child porno stuff!" the first passerby stated.

"He must be with those innocent girls in order to take dirty pictures of them!" the second said.

"We have to stop him! Quick, somebody distract him! I'll call the cops, and someone else can get those poor girls away from him!" the third exclaimed.

The Nyan Nyan, under orders from Taiitsukun and Ki-chan, started to glow as they created a protective force-field, keeping everyone away from them.

"No hurt Hoto-chan!" they said.

The Nyan Nyan's force-field grew bigger, and actually started to surround the entire city of Tokyo. Hotohori gulped. He had once watched X/1999 on Ki-chan's TV, and he knew that the force-field just might be strong enough to demolish to whole city, not to mention him. Hotohori closed his eyes, and waited to be destroyed, but nothing came. Opening his eyes, he saw that the force-field had not destroyed anything, but instead, had stopped time, something that should only be found in the Matrix. All of a sudden, time started again, and Hotohori found himself back in his clothes. And just in time, too, as the police arrived. Armed with automatic rifles, machine guns, and the like, they all crouched behind their squad cars, weapons pointed at Hotohori. Knowing he would be dead meat if he let anything happen to the Nyan Nyan, he got out his sword.

"This is the Tokyo Police! Drop the sword and out your hands up! I repeat, drop the sword and out your hands up! If you do not, we will be forced to open fire!" one officer said.

"Never!" Hotohori said, and raised his sword. The police started moving, and in another Matrix-like move, time slowed down as Hotohori twisted and turned to dodge the bullets. Then Neo from the Matrix came and shot all of the officers, and them promptly disappeared.

The Nyan Nyan smiled, and clapped their hands, excited. Hey, they were over thousands of years old, so they were used to killing and that sort of stuff.

Hotohori, on the other hand, stood there, his mouth agape.

All at the same time, in Konan, Nuriko, Chiriko, and Mitsukake, all armed and dangerous, carefully made their way around the palace, searching for Chichiri. Tama-neko lead the way.

"We all know the plan, right?" Nuriko whispered.

Chiriko nodded. "Yeah! The plan! What plan?" he asked.

Nuriko was about to kill Chiriko, but he noticed that the boy's symbol had disappeared. "Anou...we're to quietly sneak up on Chichiri. Tama-neko leads. Once we locate the target, Chiriko is going to create a distraction to get Chichiri away from Suzuran. Then, Mitsukake, you seal off all exits, and make sure there are no guards around. Finally, I will walk up to Chichiri, calmly carry on a conversation, and then BAM! All of us will unload our ammo on him. Afterwards, we dispose of the body, clean up the place, and destroy the evidence," he said.

Mitsukake and Chiriko stared at Nuriko, surprised.

To Be Continued...