Chichiri, Emperor of Konan, no da!
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Notes from the Cabbit: Konyananichiwa! Copy cabbit here! *evil grin* Bwuahahah...I have not died! This story hasn't either! Just for you is this special chappy! We get a bunch of surprises, and there are two more weddings! Joining me this chappy are Saito, who is marrying- *won't tell*, Deity, who shall also be marrying the unnamed one, Kat, who shall marry Nuriko, and Honoo Moeru's character, Kurayami, who will marry Nakago. Well, I'm sure you all wanted to know what happened to poor Chiri-chan, so here you go!
Chapter 12: The failed attempt to kill Chichiri, the return of a pyro senshi, and two more seishi get married!
"So...it's time for Chichiri to die..." Nuriko announced to the little group. Chiriko raised his hand once again, prompting Nuriko to facefault, as he had a vague idea as to what the question would be.
"Hai, Chiriko-chan?" Nuriko asked.
Chiriko put his hand down as he looked at the ground for a moment, moving his foot back and forth. "Anou…what was the plan again?" he asked.
Nuriko facefaulted again, and this time, he decided not to get back up, lest he wanted another concussion from numerous face-faults, as had happened in the past. He merely sat up, and stared at the youngest seishi. "Just follow us and you'll be fine, alright?" he asked.
Chiriko nodded. "Hai," he said.
Unknown to this little group of would-be-murderers, a new batch of fangirls had arrived, and they had other plans in mind.
The fangirl called Kat stood behind a pillar as she watched Nuriko give orders. Her eyes had a dreamy look to them as she thought of being with Nuriko. After all, she had read the story, and she knew that Nuriko hadn't been taken yet.
"Just you wait, Nuri-chan," Kat said. "I'll be your blushing bride in no time!"
In some other random part of China, over in Kutou, the leader of the Seiryuu seishi was trying to deal with a fangirl problem. Or rather, a fan created female character problem. For the first time in, well, forever, it wasn't the author who was doing the bishie chasing, but rather, it was the author's character. And, for all those inquiring minds out there, that author was Honoo Moeru, and the character was Kurayami.
"What did I do to deserve this!????" Nakago yelled aloud as Kurayami chased him. The girl seemed to be getting closer with each passing step, and Nakago didn't like it one bit.
"Naka-chan!!!" the girl yelled. "Come back here so I can spend the rest of my life with you!!!"
"Lady, I've got my own personal agenda to fulfill, and you aren't on it!!" Nakago yelled back. He turned his attention away from the character, and over to the gate looming just a few feet away. Now, if he could only reach the gate, possible alert the guards, he would be home free.
No luck today for Naka-chan, as Kurayami managed to gain momentum and finally tackle/glomp the Seiryuu seishi's leader. Nakago closed his eyes as he hit the ground, making it his priority to play dead, in the hopes that the girl would go away.
Once again, no luck at all, as Kurayami simply picked up Nakago and started to carry/drag him to Konan, which was starting to become a roach motel of sorts for the Seiryuu seishi.
Back in the palace in Konan, Chichiri was finally free of Suzuran, if just for a few hours. Suzuran, having already have read the previous chapter and knowing what foul plot was afoot, had devised her own counter-plan to fail Nuriko's plan. You see, as it turns out, Suzuran had managed to contact the holiest one of all, Yuu Watase, and had convinced Watase-sama to bring in some more fangirls. Watase-sama agreed, reluctantly, since she had wanted to be with Nakago, and three more fangirls were brought in.
Those fangirls, two of whom shall not be mentioned, were scattered about to the various corners of the book, with the promise that they soon would be united with their bishie of choice.
And one of them just happened to be spying on Nuriko's every move.
Kat, whom we saw earlier, watched as Nuriko once again explained the mission to Chiriko, who seemed to be going through some sort of memory loss. Her eyes lit up when she watched the group split, leaving Nuriko by himself. That, Kat decided, was her big chance.
Not caring a thing for drawing attention to herself, Kat just ran forward and glomped Nuriko.
"Nuri-chan!!!" she said, tightening her grip on the purple haired seishi.
Nuriko's eyes widened as he realized that he too now had a fangirl that probably had evil thoughts running through his head. Silently, he wished it was he who had been run over by that cart all those years ago instead of his sister. Of course, Nruiko surmised, if he had died instead of her, she would be in this fic, and therefore be subjected to fanboys.
"Suzaku…why?" Nuriko asked silently. He didn't wait to see if he got a reply, however, as he got out a crowbar as he attempted to pry Kat off of him.
Kat, who seemed to be enjoying all of this, simply tightened her grip around Nuriko even more, causing him to drop the crowbar and start trying to pry her hands off of his neck.
"Air…need…oxygen…" Nuriko managed to gasp out.
Kat realized her mistake, and quickly loosened her grip, causing Nuriko to crash to the ground.
"Gomen nasai, Nuri-chan!!!" Kat exclaimed. She knelt down beside Nuriko. "I didn't mean to do that! If there's anything you need, please ask me!" she said.
"Go…away…" Nuriko said, and then blacked out.
Now, getting back to the original reason you tuned in to this fic in the first place, Chichiri had been cornered by Chiriko, who had somehow managed to get yet another porno magazine, not from Tama-chan, though, as she had been forced to cancel his subscription after he tried to mimic what the people were doing *Chii!*. ("I still don't see why I have to cancel his subscription. He was enjoying it, and he was learning more!" Tama-chan had protested between chapters.)
"Anou…could you demonstrate what they're doing in this picture?" Chiriko asked. Chichiri felt his face turn ten various shades of red, if there even were ten different shades to begin with, as he snatched the magazine from the young seishi's hands.
"Chiriko, where did you get this, no da?" the masked monk asked.
"From some very nice men living in the alleys," Chiriko responded.
A huge sweatdrop formed on the back of Chichiri's head. "Da…and what exactly were you doing there, na no da?" he asked.
"Buying books," came the simple reply.
The sweatdrop seemed to be getting bigger by the minute as Chichiri realized that his worst fear had been realized: Chiriko had been corrupted by Tama-chan.
Just then, out of the corner of his eye, Chichiri saw the flash of the muzzle of a gun. He ducked just in time to avoid the bullets shot in his general direction. He looked up, and saw that Chiriko was gone.
Of course, as soon as he realized that, he also heard a very familiar phrase.
"Lekka Shien!"
At this point, the entire cast of this fic, not including the honeymooning couples and such, wandered in, to find…
"Tasuki?!?" Ki-chan, or Rikku as she now wanted to be called, asked.
"What the f*** is going on!?" Tasuki demanded.
Several Nyan Nyan looked at each other. Finally, the 'leader' spoke up.
"Anou…Watase-sama brought you back to life."
"Nani!?" Tasuki practically screamed. The Nyan Nyan gathered close together in fear.
"Creator magic works its wonders…" Rikku muttered.
All of a sudden, two fangirls, not K-chan and Omi, rushed forward and proceeded to glomp the newly revived seishi.
"Gen-chan!!!" Saito and Deity exclaimed. Tasuki started to flail his arms as both girls wrapped their arms around him, pulling him down.
It was at this point that Rikku started to scratch her head, confused. "Is it just me, or are any of you getting a feeling of déjà vu?" she asked.
The others that had been around when Tasuki died started to scratch their heads as well.
"Yeah…" they said, but could not say any more, as the girls rushed off to the nearest instant wedding places, dragging Tasuki with them.
"I wonder if we're going to see more violence?" Suzuran wondered aloud, clinging to a veeerry traumatized Chichiri.
Kat watched all of this, confused, and then realized that Nuriko was still nearby. Looking down, she saw Nuriko as he came to…
…to find a rabid fangirl clinging to him.
"G-get…off…of…me!!!" Nuriko yelled.
"Tehehe…you say the funniest things, Nuri-chan," Kat said. She looked at Chichiri. "You!"
"H-hai, na no da?"
"You're the one performing the wedding ceremonies, aren't you?" Kat demanded.
"Da!!! Why does everyone think I'm a minister or something!!!?" Chichiri exclaimed.
"Just get on with it!" Kat yelled.
Chichiri sighed.
"Do you-"
"Yes!" Kat said. She moved Nuriko's head to make it nod. "Nuri-chan says yes, to, so we're now officially wife and husband!" she exclaimed. She pulled Nuriko tighter. "Oh, Nuri-chan, it's just what I've always dreamed of!" she said, grinning.
Rikku grinned, and handed Kat a travel brochure.
"What's this?" Kat asked, looking at the cover. It showed Taiitsukun's palace, plus a few random Nyan Nyan, and it showed the hot springs, where numerous plots to kill Chichiri took place.
"Taiitsukun's palace is the best place to have your honeymoon!" Suzuran exclaimed.
"Really?" Kat asked. She grabbed Nuriko's hand. "Well, don't mind if I do!" she yelled, running out the door, just as Saito and Deity came in, dragging the unconscious pyro seishi with them.
"What was all that about?" Saito asked.
Rikku handed the girls two more travel brochures. "Taiitsukun's palace," she started, "The best place to have a honeymoon!"
Saito and Deity looked at each other, then at Tasuki, and started mulling over their options.
"You three were only gone for about a minute," Chiriko remarked. "How did you get married so fast?"
Saito held up her ring. "Instant wedding," she said.
"Just pay them a few million yen, and you get a marriage license and however many rings you need," Deity added.
Chiriko nodded. "I see…" he said.
Saito looked at Deity. "I'd say that we should give this palace thing a shot," she said.
"I agree," Deity said.
The others looked at the two with disbelief.
"Aren't they going to kill each other now in a tragic attempt to win the heart of Tasuki?" Chiriko whispered to Mitsukake.
"I don't trust them one bit. They're probably plotting to kill us all in our sleep," Tamahome whispered to Chiriko.
"Actually, I think they'd kill each other in their sleep before they even thought about killing us," Rikku remarked.
"I wonder what'll happen when K-chan returns, na no da," Chichiri said.
"What about Omi?" Suzuran asked, a devious plot already forming in her head.
"Hm…" Miaka was at a loss for words, until she noticed Tama-neko pointing.
"Hey! Tama-neko is trying to tell us something!" Mitsukake shouted.
Everyone looked ahead, and noticed that the two fangirls, plus the cross dressing seishi, had left.
"Wait a minute…isn't K-chan at the hot springs?"
TO BE CONTINUED…MWUAHAHAHHAHAHAH…