A/N: I don't own Harry Potter, and I sadly don't own Oliver Wood (although I wish I did * drool *) And I don't own the song Norwegian Wood.the Beatles do. Long live the remaining Beatles! Oh by the way, I wrote this after listening to The Beatles for 48 hours straight.and watching the quidditch scenes at the same time. So it's really really dumb, but please read and then review telling me that I'm right and it really sucks!

Oliver Wood

I once knew a boy, or should I say he once knew me

He showed me his broom isn't he good

Oliver Wood?

He asked me to play and he told me to go anywhere

So I looked around and I noticed there wasn't a broom.

I sat on a Nimbus holding my bat, hitting his ball

We played until two and then he said

It's time for bed

He told me he had a game in the morning

And started to laugh

I told him I didn't and crawled up to sleep in his lap.

And when I awoke I was alone this bird had flown

So I went to school isn't he good

Oliver Wood?